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  • Every one stay home on election day and don't vote!!! New all time low turnout 2012!! Show your distaste in the government by not participating.

  • Glad I know now I was gonna waste my vote

    On Ron Paul. Thanks for steering me strait.

  • @erikdoubbleu

    your welcome

    now you can waste your vote on someone else...

  • So that's it we have to fake it on election day hahahahahaha were are the ppl's rights? .

  • If Ron Paul doesnt win,this country will only get worse,and worse...because he is not a puppet like the others

  • So good... !

  • i know onion is a fake news but this actually this exactly whats going on with deibold.

    VOTE FOR RON PAUL ON PAPER BALLOT

  • insist on paper ballots!!! go Ron Paul our only hope!!!

  • Funny because its pretty accurate.

  • people are fucking stupid....oh its ok for fraud but you idiots continue to vote for those the gov. WANTS TO WIN

  • Creepy! Only half way realize it was fake =(

  • How can no one realize this is fake? Though, it is somewhat accurate lol

  • TRUTH RULES RP 2012

  • Lol!! I don't know what's funnier, this video or the morons who don't realize it's a joke!! Very clever!!

  • What an dumbass America is NOT a DEMOCRACY ITS A FUCKING REPUBLIC!

  • Search:Hacking democracy,How Ohio pulled it off.

    Ron Paul 2012,Peace & Love

  • When it was aired? On April 1?

  • Did ay 1 catch he said pretend to keep counting votes

  • I hope

  • software doesnt just "glitch"... thats an excuse to feed to the ignorant people who dont understand electronics

  • lol........ START SEQUENCE: (VOTERFRAUD) ..... really sums up pretty much our current elections....

  • paper ballots paper ballots paper ballots paper ballots paper ballots

  • good reporter, honest and humorous..

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  • if only the news was this honest

  • ROFL. news on the ONN, not really a truthful network.

  • He won't win because it's RIGGED

  • Haha so fake yet so real

  • fuck this they are trying to get you to not vote

  • "They say they have found a cure for awakeness." XD rofl hahahah. I know what it is... Freedom or Death.

  • ya its just a joke

  • @CaptainOccupyAmerica Is it really?

  • Holy crap, why the hell did I believe it for the first 10 seconds, and then realized it was the Onion News. *facepalm*

  • @turbo181 The way it really is is not surprising or shocking warmonger

  • Good stuff, sadly close to the truth I suspect, but still good parody.

  • This whats really going on

  • this is probably closer to the truth then than what you actually get from the MSM

  • lol

  • At first i thought it was real. and then i saw the bottom right corner....

  • I love this..... pulling the pudd too much aren't you?????

    A CURE FOR AWAKNESS!?! I wonder if it will help insommia? Probably has too many side effects like; eating, urinating, drinking, and movement.

  • at 2 minutes into the video buddy says 'we will be pretending to count votes.... huh?

  • @piknar27 its a satire video you mong

  • i will write in ron paul,,and this election will be stolen as it always is

  • lmao at the scrolling headlines. Almost as good as the real stuff lol.

  • The staff at the Onion will get first crack at the top bunks at Camp FEMA

  • Ron Paul!

  • The Neocons Exposed, Just like they lied about 9/11

  • This video is brilliant. Hopefully it will wake people up to the reality of the rigged elections and fraud, they are stealing this election right out from under Ron Paul and if the election fraud isnt exposed america is done.

    RON PAUL 2012

  • It would be Funny , if it wasn't so terrifyingly believable.

  • wow, what a show...

  • more real, than the 'real' news.

  • good job on the remake

  • @TheSheiban

    look at 00:31 & read where it says 2012

    it's a remake...

  • @smarteffort Totally is a remake, but still relevant lol

  • @smarteffort It is. Also notice at 0:58 where the caption says "Clinton Campaigner." However, I take back the part where I said "Major fail" because I've noticed that this remake wasn't done by The Onion, but by another user who doesn't appear to be associated with them. My bad and my apologies to @TheFlexEffect for my earlier comment...

  • Hey I was watching the debate last night and after Newt spoke, you hear the audience clapping but when they showed the people, no one was moving their hands LOL

  • @realoverfake

    I wouldn't be surprised...

  • @TheFlexEffect YES, AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE  :-)

  • @realoverfake I noticed the EXACT same thing... I wouldn't put it past them to use a "clap-track".

  • @realoverfake What part of the debate (time wise did this happen)?? I'll make a vid of it.

  • @fartlightbulb Towards the end. I think it was after his moon speech lol

  • @realoverfake I'll check it out see if it's obvious (If I can find it)

  • @fartlightbulb 00:27 : The news on the primary are in the "Politics" chapter, not comedy.

    A big hint.

  • Man.. I thought this was serious at 1st. lol I was thinking wow...

  • people need to stop pretending to care.

  • Corporations will buy the president this year. "Capitalism and democracy are not synonymous, you swallow propaganda like a birth control pill. Selling your soul to the I am the back of the dollar bill" - Immortal Technique

  • That is pretty funny!

  • I feel safer now that our dark lords have done damage control. Did that say Mitt won ? I guess i better start reading that book of Mormon now. All hail the dark lords. 

  • ROFL!!!!! ohman this is freaking great.

  • Hahaha

  • She looks like an robot

  • This is the Onion news network... Fake news.

  • @MrCoder6

    we know that

  • when ruthless tyrants sit on the throne, only the court jesters can freely speak the truth.

  • What do you think the cure for awakeness was?

  • @dhebert111

    tv

  • @smarteffort good answer.

  • LOL....

  • Funny. What tv show is this?

  • @DaveKarl This is Onion

  • uhm

  • "pretty close to the truth" it is the truth

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