Rapture Day snack

[afar1]

• According to the American Psychiatric society atheism has the highest rate of suicide of all groups. It was found that atheists are bitter, detached, depressed, unfulfilled and generally overall miserable people. My worst day as a Christian was better than 100 of my best days as an atheist.

[thatgaybloke]

@afar1 Well I'm not bitter, detached and depressed today. Your post had me laughing out loud. Thanks for that.

[newkillerstardust]

Did you accept Cheesus as your personal savior?

[thatgaybloke]

@newkillerstardust I had to. I was told that either I accept Cheesus or Edam me to hell for eternity.

[angryislander56]

Have you seen Modern Family? In one episode the hot Colombian wife orders baby cheeses for Jay and they receive a case of baby jesus statuary. Probably unlikely that the same supplier would carry both.Funny none the less:)

[thatgaybloke]

@angryislander56 I love modern family. There have been a couple of dodgy episodes in the second series but it seems to have found its second wind.

[GoMetricToday]

I love Baby Bel cheese. Just the right bite size.

[thatgaybloke]

@GoMetricToday My dogs love 'em. One particularly stupid hound eats the red wax if I'm not careful. When we first got him I hadn't twigged that he's almost a metre tall. So much more of the world is within reach for the tall of stature.

[ItalianStallionette]

What kind of cracker do you recommend?

[thatgaybloke]

@ItalianStallionette Communion wafer? It would be a shame to leave them all going to waste when there's no one else left to eat them.

[klangsteiner]

I had a banana

[thatgaybloke]

@klangsteiner I wonder if there are "perfectly designed" bananas in Heaven?

[QualiaSoup]

I wonder if Shirley MacLaine could be persuaded to pop a few bels while singing 'I'm still here'... ;^>

[TheLaughingOut]

I laughed entirely too much.

[farvision]

LOL!!!



[AnnikaGarratt]

:P it took me a moment to figure that one out DUH

[Gisburne2000]

I remember a Christmas Day not so long ago when the old traditions were abandoned and I had a Christmas Cone (traffic cone) decorated with Shepherd's Pies (the empty box), the Pies Men (another pie box) and Mary Down (Merrydown) Cider. Just before dinner we sacrificed the Baby Cheeses and, well, the rest has been lost in a fog of alcohol and industrial sprouts.

[rozeboosje]

ROFL

I had paella.

[tattooskin72]

LOL so cheesy :)

[code933k]

I've heard of bracelets with micro circuits which make you feel younger... Do you think those can avoid me been raped by god? You know, the second coming of Jesus has to be brutal after 2000 years of abstinence.

[wotdoesitmatter]

You're gonna eat little baby Jesus? Nooooooooooo!



[Nilsy1975]

YUCK! I hope Jesus comes and takes that disgusting taste out of my mouth :p

Oh wait, it's 18:40 now!

Darn! Another no show!

Boo Jebus!

[rednecktrucker1969]

That is so funny, I was at the shops yesterday, in the cheese isle, and was telling my wife about how much I wanted to have some baby cheeses. (just to see the look on the other shoppers faces)

[johncrwarner]

and then you can vomit over god when you meet him - baby-bel are disgusting LOL

[thatgaybloke]

@johncrwarner My dogs love them.

[johncrwarner]

@thatgaybloke

Well you can feed them to your dogs - just not ideal food for me - I hope your dogs aren't flatulent - as the cheese will be a source of additional smell LOL

[TheElectricDreamer93]

I might go make myself a blasphemy sandwich. :D

[thatgaybloke]

@TheElectricDreamer93 What would that be? Ham, prawns and cheese?

[AQuietVoice]

Now I'm hungry.  Thanks. :(

[depfox]

LOL I would rather not be full when the end comes

[shenanigan87]

Am I the only one who keeps thinking about Bioshock upon hearing Rapture?

[thatgaybloke]

@shenanigan87 No. Me too.