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  • Its about 10 seconds out of sync and you seem to have mistaken the camera for a potato

  • @Rephrasion Must be your computer, the sync is fine for me.

    The quality is still ass though.

  • i <3 this rap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • jonny lives on

  • 2 pints died with Jonny!

  • gas song :)

  • 1:35 'hush up bitch!!!' johny is a ledgend !!

  • garibaldi not barlow hes gon at 0:32

  • my favorite song in 2 pints ever

  • Don't be fooled when deep 'em in your tea,

    they are not good enough for you and me.

    I got my lovely crunchy biscuits,

    hell I'm gonna say it again in case you missed it...

  • haha 1:15 "wanna cookie? you be trippin!" I miss Jonny :c

  • I LOVE when that fool say try my choc chip treats :) 1:19

  • makes me cry with laughter every time, and i have watched it a LOT!!!!!1

  • I want Jonny's Jammie Dodger glasses XD

  • "..not Barlow, he's gone now!" I'm sure Johnny would be thrilled to know Gary is well and truly back! :')

  • Thumbs up if you have or have had this as your ringtone!!!

  • @lovexlovexlovexu i want it as my ringtone were can i download itt though?

  • @lovexlovexlovexu

    i want it as mine

    where can i download it?

  • @rozzo919

    I'm not sure lol but i had my friend send it to my phone :/

    Sorry

    You could try looking it up on google where to down load it

    Sorry i could help you more xx

  • I Miss Two Pints :D

  • Dont be a fool when ya dip em in ya tea, there not gonna make you happy

    i got my lovely crunchy buiscuits, hell im gonna say it again if you missed it, i aint dunkin no girl like a buiscuit, i aint gonna change so dont try to twist it

  • im Cruisin my Ass wit tha oreo

  • He left to pursue a career in film. What he ended up doing was a bunch of voice overs for mcvitties... There's irony for ya

  • "Hell I'm gonna say it again, case you missed it"

    The face he pulls xd

    Shakin his head and all

    awesome.

    Show's not the same wthout him

  • How cool are Johnnys glasses 2.06 I wish I had them :3

  • After Ralf Left, The show Just Died.

  • i love Ralf little

  • i stay one with the bourbone :)

    the best part

  • Ring tone rite ere

  • He got eaten by a shark

  • serious denial there lol

  • I love this song ^-^ Im sad that Johnny died :( He was my favourite person but now its Wesley Lol. hes just weird XD

  • HUSH UP BITCH

  • I miss Jonny ):

  • He can try my Choco Chip treats anytime ;)

  • i love two pints of lager and a packet of crisps it awsomee

  • wkd song loll

  • LMAO this is the funiest song EVER !!

  • quite odd but its going in my favorites

  • This is so funny

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  • lol 1:12

  • how i can get lyrics

  • google it

  • He means that you're gay.

    Although Jonny is straight.

  • cruisin ma arse with the oreo haha jonny you was the best why did you have to leave ):

  • lmao

  • gaz is best in two pints but i miss johnny

  • Wanan cookie?

    lol

  • im not a piece of meat I WANT WAFFER lol jonny was the best

  • stay one with the bourbon XD

  • 1:43 haha love this sooo much! xx

  • Love this show..sucks I really wanted Jonny to stay. But he said he was getting too old to be playing that part. MISS YOU JONNY!

  • 1:35 "Hush up bitch" Funniest ever. the Jammie Dodger glasses make it funny

  • iv got my lovey crunch biscits

  • i stay one with the bourbon x[)

  • hush up bitch

  • hes got eaten trying to jump a shark

  • Wtf!?!?!

  • i am sorry but the person you are calling is dead or in jail please call back later or die!

  • Lol, not barlow, hes gone now.

    wanna cookie? you be trippin!

  • LOL Wanna a Cookie?

  • this is high-larious wanna biscuit

  • cool times 1 million

  • 'Hush Up Bitch'

  • He Didn't leave ! .. he got killed by a shark !!!

    GOON

  • i recon the should make jonny hav a twin brother so then he can come back for an episode

  • not really you moaron

  • Sooooooooo Funnny Johny n Gaz are the best together its a shame he left the sell out lol !

  • i love those jammy dodger glasses, whos fitter jonney or gaz? (johnny is cute, gaz is buff)

  • New series starts tonight... Yeah!!!

  • anyone know where to download it ? :)

  • I think i'm the only person in the world who thinks johnny is hawt xD Luvv him xx

  • Nahh,, ur not! Nd i wish he'd cum backin two pints,, not the same without him :(

  • ino right :(

  • Great Biscuit Rap LOL

  • this is one of the best episodes EVER

  • lol i whatched this on tv it the best ep

  • i want that dog chain lols

  • u can keep any bitch i got my rich tea rich tea ...... LOL i love rich tea biscits :)

  • Hhahahaha.

  • I made them sungalsses! and that ring!!!!

    ijm gunna make a necklace next time i buy some jammy d's

  • I want them glasses

  • Lol 1:35 I pissed myself laffin

  • i need my chocolate digestives and my bor bons cuz im gonna dunk them in my tea,

    plop there goes my bor bon

    it fell in my tea im gonna get spoon and scrape it out .word.

  • gaz is on crutches at the moment coz sumfin went rong in a shoot poor will hope he gets better soon cool song i aint dippin the girls like a biscuit

  • lol love it

    I bet they had fun filming this whole episode! lol

  • awesome :D its stuck in my head now

  • dog dont got none NOOOO!

    lol this is wicked

  • Don't be fooled when you dip em in your tea, even though they're nice and cru-un-chy

    HUSH UP BITCH!

  • can a biscuit cheat like a mother-hell no!

    i stay one with the borbon!

  • at 1.40 in the background what are those biscuits called

  • they are BN's not seen them sold anywhere for about 4 years now :P

  • he's right, BN's, they were awesome. I remember the advert.

    "BN BN, *doo doo dee doobee*"

    "BN BN, *doop doobee doo*"

    I should...go now...

    xD

  • haha

    you're amazing lolll

  • lmao

  • couse u can ceep any BITCH

  • lol

  • Awesome tune! lol

  • HELL NO!

  • I would have loved to have been in the costume and prop team for this scene. I'd just eat most of the biscuits

  • dam legend

  • johnny would make a great rapper lol

  • yeah - someone's probly said it before but they should so release this. Johnny for number 1 :)

  • Hilariously insane. Sometimes this much maligned show is so weird it's genius.

  • 2 pint is well good >>>

  • Hush up bitch!

  • COOL AS FUCK....i uploaded the out takes to this last year..well funny....

  • two pints is just class

  • LMFAO DOESNT ANYONE ELSE THINK ITS FUNNY WEN GAZ SES ' hell now ! '

  • omg yeah:))thats one of the best bits:x

  • lol yep

  • I was just thinkin that PMSL

  • Lol. x

  • i know all the words to that song r0fl! wat a gr8 song!

  • Gaz didnt do a slam dunk at with the jammie dodger the end, It was a JAM DUNK! lol

  • Don't be fooled when you dip em in you're tea, there not gunna make you happy :P:P:P:P:P

    XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    ollolololoollololol

  • "wanna a cookie, u be trippin"

    xD awesome song

  • I Stay One With The Bourbon XD

    Xx

  • i no all the words ive seen every eposod and can u send me this song plz

  • 'my snacks aren't whack, they're hypercool' hahaha.

  • lol not barlow hes gone now XD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 1988clairebear the drivers seats on the right in britan:)

  • i know i live in britain im just saying that they swap sides lol

  • gaz int american!i love this song DON'T BE FOOLED WEN U DIP EM IN URE T THERE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR U AND ME (i can't spell)

  • at the begining gaz gets in the passenger seat then all of a sudden hes in the drivers seat lol, dont matter anyway i love it, its wicked!

  • hush up bitch !!!! lollll

  • lmao gas is cute!!!

  • Ever since i first saw this i keep asking people if there on with the borbone...

  • ''Hush up, bitch!'' xD

  • Will 'n' Ralf r so fkin fnny!

    Will (Gaz) Is so fit!!!

    Ralf (Jonny) Loves his biscuites xD

  • omg i love jhonny i really want to meet him lol :P

  • i love that bit, 'even though theyre nice and cru-un-chy-HUSH UP BITCH!'

  • omg i miss johnny, but gaz is soo fit :d

  • ROFL :)

    2 pints is sooo fuckin funny, i swear to god i nealy peed myself wen i first watched this :P

  • me and my mate sing this its too sik im Gaz in it

  • I kno every word to this song, I love it.

  • omg hell funny

  • everybody loves two pints u dont find 1 person slatin 2 pints but thats coz there is nuthin slate its the best program ever

  • i love this song lol

  • Love This Show Its Soo Funny and I Love This Song!! :¬]

  • gaz is so funny

  • Loveeee this tune, tis soo gudd. Best comedy show on tv

    xx

  • i really love this show like really. it's the best and ralf little is actually hilarius! despite what others may think! great choice in tv shows :)

  • your my girl and my Biscuit goin to say it again case u missed it so so so so love this its so so funny love two pints best tv comedy on TV eva America and Friends cant even compete wit this xxxx

  • best song ever i got my lovely cruchy buscuits

  • Before the song Gaz enters the Passengers side and when the song starts Gaz is driving!!!

  • i thought that aswell but the car might be the other way round

  • in january the new series is out :D

    i <3 two pints

  • Yeah...But it wont be the same with out Jonny :(

  • smexy guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!:D

  • lol i love 2 pints!

  • i need bisciut to just like lonny ive olny been like that and i have those glasses to

  • i love will mollor!

    & twoo pintts :)

    'ill have a fig roll, you dig bro!'

    ahhaaa

  • this would b so funny on live if they screwed up

  • Every time i watch this amazing song it makes me wanna eat some biscuits

  • Altho The Musical Was Good, Still Think The Best Was Series 6:Drunk!!!

    'Yhoor My Bird...Service Me Bitch!!!'

    Just The Look On Janets Face Lol Classic!!! :P

  • Pretty proffesional video aswell lol ;e

  • So bloody funny! I love two pints.

    My snacks aren't whack, they're hper-cool!! Lolz.

    Gaz is sooo fine! x

  • haha :D i allways laugh when that line comes :D

  • i see :P ya its on tv atm just after flo`s funeral

  • nooo , he got shot by the police because louise made him like an dangeress persone

  • woops mine bad he is stil alive

  • he died in the new series, he got eaten by a shark

  • He's ok after he gets shot, it's in the last series he gets eaten by a shark in hawaii :(