Dont be a fool when ya dip em in ya tea, there not gonna make you happy
i got my lovely crunchy buiscuits, hell im gonna say it again if you missed it, i aint dunkin no girl like a buiscuit, i aint gonna change so dont try to twist it
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your my girl and my Biscuit goin to say it again case u missed it so so so so love this its so so funny love two pints best tv comedy on TV eva America and Friends cant even compete wit this xxxx
Its about 10 seconds out of sync and you seem to have mistaken the camera for a potato
Rephrasion 6 days ago
@Rephrasion Must be your computer, the sync is fine for me.
The quality is still ass though.
AlexLong1000 15 hours ago
i <3 this rap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
saints240 1 month ago
jonny lives on
assassincreedlover86 1 month ago
2 pints died with Jonny!
St3v3z 4 months ago 7
gas song :)
popeyepebbles 8 months ago
1:35 'hush up bitch!!!' johny is a ledgend !!
TylaBabezz 9 months ago 3
garibaldi not barlow hes gon at 0:32
liverpool13ism 9 months ago 2
my favorite song in 2 pints ever
bennett000000 10 months ago
Don't be fooled when deep 'em in your tea,
they are not good enough for you and me.
I got my lovely crunchy biscuits,
hell I'm gonna say it again in case you missed it...
AnasTangi 11 months ago
haha 1:15 "wanna cookie? you be trippin!" I miss Jonny :c
5911allie1 11 months ago
I LOVE when that fool say try my choc chip treats :) 1:19
crystalfox33 11 months ago
makes me cry with laughter every time, and i have watched it a LOT!!!!!1
cscmirzanli 11 months ago
I want Jonny's Jammie Dodger glasses XD
WeeJamie1996 11 months ago
"..not Barlow, he's gone now!" I'm sure Johnny would be thrilled to know Gary is well and truly back! :')
MissBasementShine 1 year ago 2
Thumbs up if you have or have had this as your ringtone!!!
lovexlovexlovexu 1 year ago
@lovexlovexlovexu i want it as my ringtone were can i download itt though?
rozzo919 1 year ago
@lovexlovexlovexu
i want it as mine
where can i download it?
rozzo919 1 year ago
@rozzo919
I'm not sure lol but i had my friend send it to my phone :/
Sorry
You could try looking it up on google where to down load it
Sorry i could help you more xx
lovexlovexlovexu 1 year ago
I Miss Two Pints :D
SweetieLindseyBabey 1 year ago
Dont be a fool when ya dip em in ya tea, there not gonna make you happy
i got my lovely crunchy buiscuits, hell im gonna say it again if you missed it, i aint dunkin no girl like a buiscuit, i aint gonna change so dont try to twist it
HaloF123 1 year ago
im Cruisin my Ass wit tha oreo
orcen98 1 year ago
He left to pursue a career in film. What he ended up doing was a bunch of voice overs for mcvitties... There's irony for ya
skarules111 1 year ago
"Hell I'm gonna say it again, case you missed it"
The face he pulls xd
Shakin his head and all
awesome.
Show's not the same wthout him
iASHLAY 1 year ago
How cool are Johnnys glasses 2.06 I wish I had them :3
Lyon1ify 1 year ago
After Ralf Left, The show Just Died.
RVD909 1 year ago 4
i love Ralf little
missluckybabe1 2 years ago
i stay one with the bourbone :)
the best part
JOEJ1071 2 years ago
Ring tone rite ere
Griefgiver1 2 years ago
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he didnt fkin die u fagguts
Connaa2k8 2 years ago
He got eaten by a shark
fleemanson 2 years ago
serious denial there lol
mark64ma3 2 years ago
I love this song ^-^ Im sad that Johnny died :( He was my favourite person but now its Wesley Lol. hes just weird XD
EYEShadowANDLiner 2 years ago
HUSH UP BITCH
XxK47YxX 2 years ago 5
I miss Jonny ):
TurtleGirlLike 2 years ago 33
He can try my Choco Chip treats anytime ;)
StunnedBanana 2 years ago 3
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I bet Gaz got some stick after that lol.
BritishRider 2 years ago
i love two pints of lager and a packet of crisps it awsomee
MrsDinoRawrrr 2 years ago 3
wkd song loll
baybegal33 2 years ago
LMAO this is the funiest song EVER !!
sam50051 2 years ago 4
quite odd but its going in my favorites
darthe456 2 years ago
This is so funny
boyalla 2 years ago 2
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lizzie160 2 years ago
lol 1:12
osborneben067 2 years ago
how i can get lyrics
09725826 2 years ago
google it
krystix 2 years ago
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TasteShadow 2 years ago
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my mates say im jsut like johnny LOL
jajamos 2 years ago
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so a fag
kingxtreme9 2 years ago
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what do ya mean im a fag ya fucking nob
jajamos 2 years ago
He means that you're gay.
Although Jonny is straight.
rogueoeht 2 years ago 6
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i know what he means, i'm not a fag though
jajamos 2 years ago
cruisin ma arse with the oreo haha jonny you was the best why did you have to leave ):
TheRenergy123 2 years ago 2
lmao
thisiskramy 2 years ago
gaz is best in two pints but i miss johnny
mbegghead 2 years ago 3
Wanan cookie?
lol
saxonstar1 2 years ago 3
im not a piece of meat I WANT WAFFER lol jonny was the best
56789hhhh 2 years ago 6
stay one with the bourbon XD
Lukedfrt 2 years ago 3
1:43 haha love this sooo much! xx
1988clairebear 2 years ago 4
Love this show..sucks I really wanted Jonny to stay. But he said he was getting too old to be playing that part. MISS YOU JONNY!
christinanaylor 2 years ago 5
1:35 "Hush up bitch" Funniest ever. the Jammie Dodger glasses make it funny
Videomakerpro 2 years ago 37
iv got my lovey crunch biscits
killer091247 2 years ago 2
i stay one with the bourbon x[)
RandomRSproductions 2 years ago 2
hush up bitch
aerokinetic1 2 years ago 3
hes got eaten trying to jump a shark
aerokinetic1 2 years ago
Wtf!?!?!
xhannahbabeyx 2 years ago
i am sorry but the person you are calling is dead or in jail please call back later or die!
jordanallbrook 2 years ago
Lol, not barlow, hes gone now.
wanna cookie? you be trippin!
drunkoldmoo 2 years ago
LOL Wanna a Cookie?
nat405060 2 years ago 2
this is high-larious wanna biscuit
KARTMAN769 2 years ago
cool times 1 million
coolbigmac99 2 years ago
'Hush Up Bitch'
elliott121 2 years ago
He Didn't leave ! .. he got killed by a shark !!!
GOON
Whit3H4wk 2 years ago 4
i recon the should make jonny hav a twin brother so then he can come back for an episode
jamescormi91 2 years ago
not really you moaron
s07d 2 years ago
Sooooooooo Funnny Johny n Gaz are the best together its a shame he left the sell out lol !
TrickzTGK 2 years ago
i love those jammy dodger glasses, whos fitter jonney or gaz? (johnny is cute, gaz is buff)
sparky4005 2 years ago 2
New series starts tonight... Yeah!!!
charmedfan123456 2 years ago
anyone know where to download it ? :)
n00bz33 3 years ago
I think i'm the only person in the world who thinks johnny is hawt xD Luvv him xx
Pinky2Pooky 3 years ago 2
Nahh,, ur not! Nd i wish he'd cum backin two pints,, not the same without him :(
MinistralC 2 years ago
ino right :(
natalieFTW95 2 years ago
Great Biscuit Rap LOL
NintendTom 3 years ago
this is one of the best episodes EVER
wazzoo92 3 years ago 4
lol i whatched this on tv it the best ep
serinay4 3 years ago
i want that dog chain lols
joeovbhe 3 years ago
u can keep any bitch i got my rich tea rich tea ...... LOL i love rich tea biscits :)
2cool4skwl 3 years ago
Hhahahaha.
sebastianisrachel 3 years ago
I made them sungalsses! and that ring!!!!
ijm gunna make a necklace next time i buy some jammy d's
AmieMunch 3 years ago
I want them glasses
steve188166 3 years ago
Lol 1:35 I pissed myself laffin
steve188166 3 years ago 2
i need my chocolate digestives and my bor bons cuz im gonna dunk them in my tea,
plop there goes my bor bon
it fell in my tea im gonna get spoon and scrape it out .word.
WWEJERICON 3 years ago
gaz is on crutches at the moment coz sumfin went rong in a shoot poor will hope he gets better soon cool song i aint dippin the girls like a biscuit
jokerliese 3 years ago
lol love it
I bet they had fun filming this whole episode! lol
XxRandomBooshFanxX 3 years ago
awesome :D its stuck in my head now
evilcackles233 3 years ago
dog dont got none NOOOO!
lol this is wicked
spinsky1994 3 years ago
Don't be fooled when you dip em in your tea, even though they're nice and cru-un-chy
HUSH UP BITCH!
franka64 3 years ago
can a biscuit cheat like a mother-hell no!
i stay one with the borbon!
MrsSeverusSnape123 3 years ago
at 1.40 in the background what are those biscuits called
gwynfortreforgareth 3 years ago
they are BN's not seen them sold anywhere for about 4 years now :P
kylarz 3 years ago
he's right, BN's, they were awesome. I remember the advert.
"BN BN, *doo doo dee doobee*"
"BN BN, *doop doobee doo*"
I should...go now...
xD
franka64 3 years ago 4
haha
you're amazing lolll
MrsSeverusSnape123 3 years ago
lmao
franka64 3 years ago
couse u can ceep any BITCH
inselaffe55 3 years ago
lol
010203040506070890 3 years ago
Awesome tune! lol
judaspriest64 3 years ago
HELL NO!
prettybunny427 3 years ago
I would have loved to have been in the costume and prop team for this scene. I'd just eat most of the biscuits
chrysakitten 3 years ago
dam legend
FetalBrian1 3 years ago 2
johnny would make a great rapper lol
JohnF182 3 years ago 3
yeah - someone's probly said it before but they should so release this. Johnny for number 1 :)
CT1242 3 years ago
Hilariously insane. Sometimes this much maligned show is so weird it's genius.
laymonite 3 years ago
2 pint is well good >>>
bethdwell 3 years ago 2
Hush up bitch!
olliewatson123 3 years ago 2
COOL AS FUCK....i uploaded the out takes to this last year..well funny....
cornsy2009 3 years ago 2
two pints is just class
jimbodabeast123 3 years ago 2
LMFAO DOESNT ANYONE ELSE THINK ITS FUNNY WEN GAZ SES ' hell now ! '
AnimalCrossingRules 3 years ago 3
omg yeah:))thats one of the best bits:x
mikarocks1 3 years ago 2
lol yep
AnimalCrossingRules 3 years ago
I was just thinkin that PMSL
joel682 3 years ago
Lol. x
AnimalCrossingRules 3 years ago
i know all the words to that song r0fl! wat a gr8 song!
leedsunit3d 3 years ago
Gaz didnt do a slam dunk at with the jammie dodger the end, It was a JAM DUNK! lol
stiffler900 3 years ago 3
Don't be fooled when you dip em in you're tea, there not gunna make you happy :P:P:P:P:P
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ollolololoollololol
jacksvids 3 years ago
"wanna a cookie, u be trippin"
xD awesome song
indiecoop 3 years ago
I Stay One With The Bourbon XD
Xx
SxcSpooz 3 years ago
i no all the words ive seen every eposod and can u send me this song plz
michaelisdabest08 3 years ago
'my snacks aren't whack, they're hypercool' hahaha.
candycjd 3 years ago
lol not barlow hes gone now XD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
budsey08 3 years ago 2
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Gaz is american those cars are American and the steering wheel is on the wrong side!
sydneyman123456 3 years ago
1988clairebear the drivers seats on the right in britan:)
1slyf0x 3 years ago
i know i live in britain im just saying that they swap sides lol
1988clairebear 3 years ago
gaz int american!i love this song DON'T BE FOOLED WEN U DIP EM IN URE T THERE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR U AND ME (i can't spell)
1slyf0x 3 years ago
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Gaz is american XD
sydneyman123456 3 years ago
at the begining gaz gets in the passenger seat then all of a sudden hes in the drivers seat lol, dont matter anyway i love it, its wicked!
1988clairebear 3 years ago
hush up bitch !!!! lollll
WASHYGURL08 3 years ago
lmao gas is cute!!!
TheDevilsNotepad 3 years ago
Ever since i first saw this i keep asking people if there on with the borbone...
dimwitsband 3 years ago
''Hush up, bitch!'' xD
iColourfull 3 years ago
Will 'n' Ralf r so fkin fnny!
Will (Gaz) Is so fit!!!
Ralf (Jonny) Loves his biscuites xD
MeggieBbe 3 years ago
omg i love jhonny i really want to meet him lol :P
Anicheerallstars 3 years ago
i love that bit, 'even though theyre nice and cru-un-chy-HUSH UP BITCH!'
LoisHeartsYuu 3 years ago 2
omg i miss johnny, but gaz is soo fit :d
clairedowdall 3 years ago
ROFL :)
2 pints is sooo fuckin funny, i swear to god i nealy peed myself wen i first watched this :P
LoisHeartsYuu 3 years ago 3
me and my mate sing this its too sik im Gaz in it
fatmanz9 3 years ago
I kno every word to this song, I love it.
them4st3r08 3 years ago 2
omg hell funny
LOZA8264537 3 years ago
everybody loves two pints u dont find 1 person slatin 2 pints but thats coz there is nuthin slate its the best program ever
stesed1 3 years ago 3
i love this song lol
DareDevil375 3 years ago 2
Love This Show Its Soo Funny and I Love This Song!! :¬]
lhbainXwestlifeXmad 3 years ago
gaz is so funny
Wyco1642 3 years ago 2
Loveeee this tune, tis soo gudd. Best comedy show on tv
xx
pinksweetheartXx 3 years ago 3
i really love this show like really. it's the best and ralf little is actually hilarius! despite what others may think! great choice in tv shows :)
luvukyleandkenny 3 years ago 3
your my girl and my Biscuit goin to say it again case u missed it so so so so love this its so so funny love two pints best tv comedy on TV eva America and Friends cant even compete wit this xxxx
LoveDaWinterCold 3 years ago
best song ever i got my lovely cruchy buscuits
minerboy077 3 years ago
Before the song Gaz enters the Passengers side and when the song starts Gaz is driving!!!
Videomakerpro 3 years ago
i thought that aswell but the car might be the other way round
gengen625 3 years ago 3
in january the new series is out :D
i <3 two pints
lxXlarlarXxl 3 years ago 4
Yeah...But it wont be the same with out Jonny :(
rippy1234 3 years ago 3
smexy guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
mishmishown 3 years ago
lol i love 2 pints!
brettsworld99 3 years ago 2
i need bisciut to just like lonny ive olny been like that and i have those glasses to
andy1993c 3 years ago
i love will mollor!
& twoo pintts :)
'ill have a fig roll, you dig bro!'
ahhaaa
helloamys 3 years ago
this would b so funny on live if they screwed up
lordychaosdude 3 years ago
Every time i watch this amazing song it makes me wanna eat some biscuits
deathmess 3 years ago
Altho The Musical Was Good, Still Think The Best Was Series 6:Drunk!!!
'Yhoor My Bird...Service Me Bitch!!!'
Just The Look On Janets Face Lol Classic!!! :P
mikeyisace07 3 years ago
Pretty proffesional video aswell lol ;e
flaminblade7 3 years ago
So bloody funny! I love two pints.
My snacks aren't whack, they're hper-cool!! Lolz.
Gaz is sooo fine! x
xxxRaverxBabyxxx 3 years ago 2
haha :D i allways laugh when that line comes :D
munnvann 3 years ago
i see :P ya its on tv atm just after flo`s funeral
Jetbeam 3 years ago
nooo , he got shot by the police because louise made him like an dangeress persone
Jetbeam 3 years ago
woops mine bad he is stil alive
Jetbeam 3 years ago
he died in the new series, he got eaten by a shark
chayskatesforpsc 3 years ago
He's ok after he gets shot, it's in the last series he gets eaten by a shark in hawaii :(
bmwmatt 3 years ago 2