Rhys Darby Global Warning Poem

[LemonZeppelin]

I love how he spends half the video talking about the title, haha

[Prophet0a]

Present.

[20Gabby11]

"Warning! Y'know watch out, it's getting serious!"

[skoockum]

zomg! replacing the M in warming with an N, making warning! Comic freakin jeenius

[pkgeek]

@skoockum THats part of his act dickhead

[skoockum]

@pkgeek no shit you witless asshole.. For some undetectable reason, the biggest idiots like you are always the ones who think they have a corner on the obvious market, and yet miss everything that's only slightly less than obvious... It'd prolly be a lot easier for you to actually get a clue if you were to pull your head out of your ass on occasion.

[davidmclo]

Hey sheep! You buying this yet or do we need to fund more celebrities to re-educate you? We just want to save you, we need to tax all human production and consumption, we love you. Now go eat some "Special GMO Sterilization Love Corn" and take a "Funky Fun Flu Shot". Something special in that there shot for you. (Youtube: ENDGAME documentary)

[madgoldnz]

@davidmclo Totally agree. You are right on the money.......

[misst4ylor]

@amadek8888

If you don't like the video or any of Rhys Darby's acts then why are you watching them in the first place?

[anryth]

sad to see people get suckered into this scam

[amadek8888]

how the fuck can u like this?? he talks about the title of the poem for half of the video instead of telling the actual poem, which hi didn't tell properly anyway. Fuck you, ur a dick

[Hook961]

he states the obvious in a funny way

[EmilTowersIV]

@Hook961 objective of good humour :)

[WannaRockChick]

One of a kind, one of a kind. Cheers me up on my worst days. Rhys rules!!!

[MrSmiley1978]

(((d(--___--)b)))

Rhys is awesome

[sustainableuog]

"It's getting serious! It's quite simple, quite clever..."

[TheJennyMollyShow]

i love him man . oh i lost it a bit there .. thinks about looseinging up nd boozums -.-

fuck hes a legend x

[GoreSmasher]

Haha he spent like 55 seconds of the vid talking about how clever has was for naming it Global warning.

[ben9345]

@SteffieMaae No. He's one of the best comics from any country. so so funny =)

[Bastiolo48]

No one can say "uhkay" like him :P

[ello244]

"Thanks a lot...*awkward smile*" haha love him!

[peardan]

This guy has invented a new way of being funny. He's the best NZ comedian by faaaar

[OopsMyPussy]

Ginger Balls!! HAhA "I'll pass that around" HE's hilarious

[3bertface01]

"so its quite simple there, quite clever"

[MrNZDAVE]

HA! you quoted him and typed it out! THAT'S CLEVER!

[Dayversion]

Legal Victory in Kiwigate Scandal

According to NZCSC, climate scientists cooked the books by using the same alleged ‘trick’ employed by British and American doomsaying scientists. This involves subtly imposing a warming bias during what is known as the ‘homogenisation’ process that occurs when climate data needs to be adjusted.

[emsoulja]

i wanna fuck bieber

[zuzu626]

5 people don't have a sence of humour. What a shame !

Rhys Darby is a Legend

[TheRaGiTe]

The reason why it's so hilarious esp the beginning is that sooo many teachers, tutors etc have done that in the past...humour goes on making you realise how reality is so funny. He's fantastic.

[adaraquel]

He is so funny! Me and my brother love him!

^_^

[DevineHawk]

Wobbling boobs, I like blondes bossoms

[nialldarby]

that peom was wicked

[aucomee]

he is awsome!!!

I'm proud 2 be a kiwi =)

[boxing238]

@aucomee tru that

[malteselover2]

wow he spent half the video just explaining the title haha

omg! he is just like his character in Flight of the Concords!!!!!!!!!!

[marxman12]

Its scientifically impossible to lower emissions by 40%. Rhys Darby still rocks though!

[chromie1]

he's the funniest person ever! i follow him on twitter.

[itsallinthehands]

lmfao!

[mezzz73]

I like how he goes on for ages about the 'pun' and still makes it so funny. !! awesome!!!! I LOVE RHYS DARBY

[Century21digitalBoi]

its just like FOTC!

[iBmaori]

classic! its so simple its just funny no one has humour like this these days shot rhys!

[SugarRuneStarNut]

i have a spazz everytime a 2 degrees add comes on hese so awesome and funny!

holy crap this was funny =)

[SoadifiedCod]

Haha, go Rhys and go Greenpeace!

[oliviastroeven]

I LOVE YOU RHYS DARBY, your apart of NZ history now. your magic!!

[driver2941]

hahaha lol crack up!!!

[pxi2001]

What gets me everytime is at 1:16 when he just goes off thinking about boobs for a split second then gives that little grin.

I wish Rhys Darby did more things :)

[spiff313]

I see what he did there....

[fatumiti]

i love this ad because rhys is always funny but the reflection of the green screen on his glasses is distracting... someone on set should've noticed.

[Missnoodleface]

*bows down to Rhys* He is GOD.

[RockNDemBeats]

lol

[tom301vk]

BLIND:::IGNORANT:::FAG

[theNZninja]

lol hes such a dick its awesome ;)

[ActingProdigy]

i love it how he explains his jokes...

its so funny

[mynameismark25]

they just want you to cut down on CO2 becuz all the fossell fuels are running out.

[tarais18]

thats an interesting take on it... hadnt thought about it like that. but even so i care about the environmental aspects, so id cut down on CO2 nomatter wat the governments care about.

[Angorox]

awesome

[moosicninja09]

LOL at the fact people actually think global warming is real.

[aswertiobn]

@moosicninja09 lol at the ignorant

[sgswgn]

@aswertiobn lol at not understanding earth constant changing temperatures

[aswertiobn]

@sgswgn lol at your face

[MiskonceptioN]

I know. People will believe anything these days.

Fools.

[Anonymiusen]

@moosicninja09 Lol at people like you. Result of creationism American school much?

[moosicninja09]

@Anonymiusen American schools teach nothing but evolutionist crap... And the media and the schools all teach global warming...

Lol at your ignorance.

[oragamimushrooms]

@moosicninja09 It's sad people can be as ignorant as you.

[jestarthornton]

@moosicninja09 Global Warming is a reality. It's also a natural cycle, we're just speeding it up.

[XJayxKatX]

you know like WARNING! You know like watch out, this is getting serious!!

[savagecabage]

great

[newzealandmostwanted]

hahahahahaha!!!! u tha man rhys?!

[iwillsteel4u]

shut up llMiCKll ill smash your face in

[ethanrose92]

That was a bit doob, :(

[Quackman24]

huh, what did he say? this needs subtitles

[MarmiteKat]

He's so awesome!!

[imgonnakillyoo]

Rhys is murray, murray is rhys the only difference is the name lol

[Lordoofious]

LOL Rhys acts like Murray a lot XD

[IThinkIveGoneInsane]

Rhys Darby is just one of the funniest people alive!!!!!!

He's just so dam good at what he does.

[SonOfAMother27]

global warming (excuse me... climate change) is bullshit, but Rhys Darby is one of the funniest people alive and this is pure brilliance.

[etak8]

He said that live yesterday at the march, frikin funny stuff xD

[reknod]

this sign on thing is so bullshit, but rhys made it funny

[seal22223]

shadowsman2007. hes got a wife fagg. i dnt think hes a virgin. ur probably just jealous cause u r and u aint funny

[shadowsman2007]

"I bet he still a Virgin"

[Michaela2187]

clever.. rhyming part with part lmao!!

i love him sooo much xD

[jessicaminahan7480]

ha. 'and i'll pass it around later for you all to see". ha

[LoVinYoULonGTyM]

Bloody retardm but i love him,

great sense of humor!

[virgogreg]

Global Warming is not fact ! but its funny that people with out .. celebs ,jump on yhe band wagon ! to try to be even more Cool , LOL

[VGRuairi]

This man is an absolutely legend.

[teeteeandsasa]

LOL

[skycyaniidex]

Lol

he's soo Cool xD

i love Rhys!!

[narak400]

global warming is a hoax al gore based it upon a natural occurrence in the earth that has always happened

[BillyBobsEel]

It's not actual global warming its climate change if that makes you feel any better.

[llMiCKll]

u fuckwit.

[itsbuster]

great stuff :]

[LuLu1743123]

Rhys Darby is so awesome... so glad he is from New Zealand... great funny man... love him lol

[oilcrash1]

I can still remember the time before the crash

when we all drove around in cars and I had lots of cash

and anything I wanted, Id just go out and buy

Id even drive a mile or two - just to buy a pie

but then the oil wars started and everything collapsed

the supermarket shelves were stripped before a month elapsed

and people all turned really grim and gained a hungry look

wed steal from anyone at all wed kill for things to cook

[oilcrash1]

and everywhere disease and grief and bodies left to rot

while gangs of grim and brutal men would kill and steal and plot

and people fled the cities and countless numbers died

and everything was so so bad not even mothers cried

our house was one of many then, a normal family home

but it was stripped and burnt for fuel when we had left to roam

and I remember mum and dad, my little sister too

but they were killed and eaten back sometime in 22

[oilcrash1]

and now I know Im dying, Ive left no living heirs

nobody is alive to know theres not a soul who cares

theres only me so damned hungry Im gnawing at the trees

theres no-one left to kill and eat oh God please help me please

and as I stagger on and on through burnt and plundered homes

I see the the signs of rage and ruin and countless human bones

I hear the starving pack of dogs that follow close behind

and I am now so close to death I hardly even mind

[oilcrash1]

I fall and screaming dogs begin to rip and shred my life

my mind drifts back to days of oil and to my kids and wife

oh life was so so simple then and life was so so good

but all we had we wasted, we never understood

w w w . oilcrash . c o m

[theoutdoorswithdan]

omg hes like actully my idol

!

[nzanz88]

cracker! funny as! lets do it - cut our emissions! if rhys says is right who are we to argue!!!!

[niggageeable]

nah bro im a kiwi and still think hes crack up as! hes the kinda guy who can use the same material over and over and it never gets old haha

[DarthOxillious]

This is hilarious!

Rhys Darby rocks!!

[x0xMeg]

God i love Rhys Darby (x Go New Zealand! ^-^

[ro11up]

Rhys Darby with another one of his jests lol

[Freehampster]

Loving it!!

[herman5050]

I bet Robbyn Malcom bullied him into this. What are our current emissions? need some figures if were going to cut by a percentage.

[0tonight0]

'And I'll pass that round afterwards, so you can see just how similar it looks'

Hahaha, I love Rhys Darby!

[blank000]

See what I did there.. I replaced the M with an N..

[marcelnz]

i'm pissing myself too ! he's fantastic.

[julzuwh]

Good on ya, mate. You're a legend. Thanks for throwing your weight behind trying to mitigate climate change.

[nzanz88]

i totally agree with u!

[noob696996]

omg darby is THE FUCKING MAN

[tazzaa1]

Rhys Darby is the man

[liveintheclipse]

my mum and dad met him. i know too cool for school

[topher932]

sidetracked, LOL

[pootermcbutt]

I love you Murray

[drunkntime]

yep you lost me when you said ''boobs'',had to watch it again.LOL.

[teemudog]

good one Rhys ! I got sidetracked...

[JenOB86]

lol! awesome!

[R4cjj2]

your awesome.

[auntyminxy]

hahahahahahahaahahahhahahhaa sooooooo funny!!

[kuneheaven]

boobs....bless you Rhys

[joejackson1990]

I love Kiwis lol

They're the best people on Earth...

and Rhys Darby is hilarious!

[KZBProductionCo]

@joejackson1990 He does his part well but he is an English man

[MrJosephEvan]

@KZBProductionCo He's definitely a Kiwi.

[KZBProductionCo]

@MrJosephEvan Your right sorry mate

[Nalexe]

I cant get enough of this guy.. "It's a JIST is it??? A BIG LARK!... IN THE HALL OF THE KING? IS IT???!?!"

[catherinetate12]

lol. 'jist'. you know it's jest right? It's just the accent.

[mattgunnsaysgetfukd]

Sorry no. It's gist, I didn't realize it was a kiwi coloquialism but to get the gist means basically get the idea of. Or see what he mean/is getting at.

[catherinetate12]

no it isn't, he's quoting flight of the conchords. and murray talks about a jest in the courtyard of the king.

I know what gist means though.

[mattgunnsaysgetfukd]

Ah fail. He says you can get the gist of it. Im a kiwi so he has no accent to me and he says gist. Why i gods green earth would he make a super obscure reference to the conchords, especially when in the context of this ad his character is supposed to be writing a 'serious' poem. From his characters perspective the poem he wrote is not a 'jest'. Yea?....yea. And your a fuckin retard.

[makomark]

you are wrong