Remember that AUSTRALIAN cricketer Symonds. Do you remember where he was born. In the country of cricket ENGLAND. So why are the Aussies knocking the English for the 'South African Connection' ?
Great video. Aussies can't take it. You have bloody well lost despite your arrogance. Remember how our rugby team stuffed you on your own patch to win the world Cup? Watch the cricket boys in eighteen months time. Result, more wingeing and excuses from the aussies.
Wierd thing is it says Freddie Flintoff leads England to a 2 - 1 series win over Ricky Ponting and his men. That was what happened. The Ashes are rigged.
You are barmy if you think this England team is good enough to win the Ashes. This team is just like Yorkshire CCC shite. No fan of the Aussies at sport but fair play Ricky Ponting the best in the world legend.
well done. you must be proud taking others jokes and rehashing them as your own. you the man. no actually your just a fucking retard. always have been and always will. just a bitter little man. however, by the way you are behaving i think it has more to do with the size of you typical little english penis. that would explain it, you have small dick syndrome. have a nice day.
Youve been watchin too much tv. Actually on the particular battle you are talkin about Australian historians point the blame fimly at the two Australian Generals in charge. One of whom ordered and failed to pull out of a suicidal charge that led to 60% casualties. The New Zealanders held there own though. England 126 not out for lunch.
here is what you 2 should do. get together and give each other a big hug. you both seem to be the type who would enjoy the tender moment that this hug would provide. you never know, it may be the start of a lovely romance. do they allow same sex marriages in england. you two are perfect for each other. all full of anger and spite, bad teeth and body odour. match made in heaven really, you can thank me later for bringing you together.
I maybe over here but my piss is still British... just keeping my eye on the British colonies for us. Honest the Aussie Girl backpackers are the best lays in the world...well up for an English lad its the accent.
Unfortuantly I had to move to this shitty fucking cunt-try called Australia. Its full of biggus dickus wankers. C'mon England, get back up, dust youreslves off and shuve that cherry up Punters ass.
May have been in Australia for 10 years, but fuck off if you think im gonna get Australian Citizenship. ... England till I die
Hey dont take it out on me because our country didnt wont you scumbags living here. I know it must of been hard missing out on our culture and our Great Nation.... but hey your girls are sure great lovers so its not too bad over there.
Yeah funny that. love your country so much that you leave it. lucky for me i have no english blood in me. but i think you are pushing it a bit to say england has great culture and is a great nation. can we get some examples please.
Aussie boy, When your balls drop pick up a history book and look up England. You cannot possibly wrap up that great Country with a few examples on You Tube. Asswipe
You mat say im an enforcer for the British Colonies. Listen i can list aload of stuff from the Beatles to Aston Martin but the only one you need to worry about belongs to me and you.... The Queen, God Save Her. You lot gave the world Rolf Harris and the Didgeridoo. Tally Ho!!!!
Cockhill, are you still going on about this. that is a pom alright. i googled england and got the following. inbred royals, bangers and mash, football hooligans and posers pretending to be enforcers.
as for that MACKcockpullMEMBER, for a country with a language named after it your grammar and spelling are atrocious. what what..
Why isnt england swinging the ball? Maybe because Trescothic isnt on the field with his cough lollies spitting on the ball. If that was the Aussies doing that we would been called cheaters. I guess if your from England or India you can play however you want without getting punished these days
Another witty, inteligent, well thought out Australian riposte. Can i just point out once again the fact that your supporters are called the "Fanatics" .it really is pathetic that a nation that prides itself on its raw sense of humour that that is all you can think of
This must be the crassest, most cringe-worthy thing on Youtube. Aaarrgghh. And they might at least have found some girls with decent figures, those ones are as fat as the physio with the moobs. I've seen better legs on the Pontypool front row!
Bunch of hypocrits, lets not forget the aussies invented cheating. How many times have they pulled a stunt like that? We may be shit at sport but we've given more to the world then your cultureless, brash and overstated nation.
it is good to see that england is not too proud to use bad sportsmanship to draw a test. the delaying tactics used in the first test are a disgrace. but if that is all you have then go for it lads what what. the only thing england has given the world is bad teeth and body odour. stiff upper lip chaps and tally ho old son.
Makes my day seeing wingie Aussies like you moaning about us pomms. Fuck me Ponting didnt try and cheat the umpire in getting Collingwood out.... and New Zealanders wont forget the underarm ball by Chappel in the 80s.
you dont have to have a huge fight over who is going to win the ashes, im aussie so i go for the aussies but i dont have anything against english people. The ashes is a competition between two countries that love cricket and seem to be natural rivals, but at the end of the day we get along pretty well.
do you mean boring cricketers or just people? wtf are you on? how about you talk about something that actually means anything... like how shit the english are actually playing right now...
its just a joke!! all in good fun, im english and proud but the aussies r better!! but this is mint, hopefully wel av some luck n nick the ashes back!!
Well after the 2nd day at Cardiff... i think Ricky has answered the Barmy Army with a slap on the face ... Less Talk and more Action by England needed....
ys it embarasing?! barmy army is bout watching cricket n having fun, this filmed at me club n it was gd day, its jst taking the piss out of wat other countrys think out cricket is like, chil!
i thought they were saying we are pomys army
aryankhan101 5 months ago
That is brilliant! top effort
79frenchie79 1 year ago 9
haha marvellous effort that.
ALshow1989 1 year ago 8
lol im aussie and im laughing my head off
tswei22 1 year ago 10
top class !!! tho aussies were on fire this year , say the ashes shall be a good game !!
adrianroche123 1 year ago 3
nice song,
Heyy heyy ricky get on ur kangaroo
lol xD
ajextreme4 2 years ago 4
i love aussies. but this is epically howlariousss =D
aleeza876 2 years ago 7
Haha, im aussie, but this is a five star effort :D
LickMyLovePumpp 2 years ago 61
im in dat ad
OliiSykes 2 years ago
unless your the bird with massive tits, i dont really want to know :P, nah only jokin :) cool ad
12345OUFC12345 2 years ago
What a waste of money. How much did it cost to make this rubbish?
CocoCruise 2 years ago
Now im an Aussie, and i think thats Halarious
aussiestuff 2 years ago 81
EPIC
palnes 2 years ago 3
Remember that AUSTRALIAN cricketer Symonds. Do you remember where he was born. In the country of cricket ENGLAND. So why are the Aussies knocking the English for the 'South African Connection' ?
azoresmarlin 2 years ago 5
yeah but your best player is South African
:)
aussiestuff 2 years ago
lol plus aussies should remeber they would exist if it wasnt for there convict English ancestors
speedfreak18ish 2 years ago 7
Um, well he has an aussie accent, which is a nice start.
in3x 2 years ago
but most of your team is South African we don't have any foreign players
wallabie09 1 year ago
Great video. Aussies can't take it. You have bloody well lost despite your arrogance. Remember how our rugby team stuffed you on your own patch to win the world Cup? Watch the cricket boys in eighteen months time. Result, more wingeing and excuses from the aussies.
azoresmarlin 2 years ago
I didn't hear anyone making excuses....
Whinging, yes, but at our own players for their poor performances.
SumFallGrace 2 years ago
hahaha the convict's coulden't pull it of this time. but its okay they have kangaroo's to console them.
MrPisstank1984 2 years ago
haha i think the physio should be mentioned in the song somewhere, what an excellent job at wasting time in the first test for eng
robjarron 2 years ago
Yeah, you've got to wonder why the Aussies always get through their overs so slowly. You'd expect them to want to get a move on when they are ahead.
HengistTheGreat 2 years ago
Wierd thing is it says Freddie Flintoff leads England to a 2 - 1 series win over Ricky Ponting and his men. That was what happened. The Ashes are rigged.
crazycricketguy 2 years ago 2
tbh all u AUSSSIES insulting us u just ate ur words retard nice going
TheOblong4 2 years ago 2
this is hilarious
doctorcd 2 years ago
We will be celebrating soon boys ... england barmy army !!!
ygfsdhjdxfvj 2 years ago
the ashes belongs to the Aussies
udayranjeet 2 years ago
You are barmy if you think this England team is good enough to win the Ashes. This team is just like Yorkshire CCC shite. No fan of the Aussies at sport but fair play Ricky Ponting the best in the world legend.
sirpat1066 2 years ago
u were saying? we all must be barmy
bcoy1para 2 years ago
pommy chicks dont have tits like that man
madfrogpuppydog 2 years ago
im in dat cause i play for standmore c.c im 1 of dere kids!!!
alex28281616 2 years ago
GREAT song, though.
dancindandanson 2 years ago
You couldnt bring us a cup tea up cud ya, me and your mam dying of thirst up here. Well up for it the old ho
richardhill12 2 years ago
What do you call an Aussie with half a brain?.......... Gifted.
Im not a numbnut...Im the funniest guy in the world.
richardhill12 2 years ago
Why do birds fly upside down over Australia? It's not worth shitting on.
richardhill12 2 years ago
well done. you must be proud taking others jokes and rehashing them as your own. you the man. no actually your just a fucking retard. always have been and always will. just a bitter little man. however, by the way you are behaving i think it has more to do with the size of you typical little english penis. that would explain it, you have small dick syndrome. have a nice day.
newaussieboy 2 years ago
There's a Japanese firm that has developed a camera with a shutter speed so fast it can actually catch an Aussie with his mouth shut.
richardhill12 2 years ago
yeah that is another re-used joke. think it started as a pom insult however. you need to try a little harder numbnuts.
newaussieboy 2 years ago
like to get the last word i see
newaussieboy 2 years ago
A lion in the zoo sitting there licking it's arse hole.
A visitor says, "That doesn't look very vicious to me."
"Well he is." Says the zoo keeper, "he just grabbed an Aussie, pulled him through the fence and ate him."
"Is that right?" says the visitor, "he seems pretty casual, why is he licking his arse?"
And the zoo keeper says, "He's trying to get the horrible taste out of his mouth!"
richardhill12 2 years ago
England 151 not out.
richardhill12 2 years ago
australia 160 all out
guisepp497 2 years ago 4
Youve been watchin too much tv. Actually on the particular battle you are talkin about Australian historians point the blame fimly at the two Australian Generals in charge. One of whom ordered and failed to pull out of a suicidal charge that led to 60% casualties. The New Zealanders held there own though. England 126 not out for lunch.
richardhill12 2 years ago
is the cricket on? i am not a real big fan of the game. better things to do than that. like take the piss out of you for a start.
newaussieboy 2 years ago
here is what you 2 should do. get together and give each other a big hug. you both seem to be the type who would enjoy the tender moment that this hug would provide. you never know, it may be the start of a lovely romance. do they allow same sex marriages in england. you two are perfect for each other. all full of anger and spite, bad teeth and body odour. match made in heaven really, you can thank me later for bringing you together.
newaussieboy 2 years ago
I maybe over here but my piss is still British... just keeping my eye on the British colonies for us. Honest the Aussie Girl backpackers are the best lays in the world...well up for an English lad its the accent.
richardhill12 2 years ago
Unfortuantly I had to move to this shitty fucking cunt-try called Australia. Its full of biggus dickus wankers. C'mon England, get back up, dust youreslves off and shuve that cherry up Punters ass.
May have been in Australia for 10 years, but fuck off if you think im gonna get Australian Citizenship. ... England till I die
BoredITWorker 2 years ago
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lilbennyt 2 years ago
........ and Australia fail to win the test!
BoredITWorker 2 years ago
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lilbennyt 2 years ago
Hey dont take it out on me because our country didnt wont you scumbags living here. I know it must of been hard missing out on our culture and our Great Nation.... but hey your girls are sure great lovers so its not too bad over there.
richardhill12 2 years ago
Yeah funny that. love your country so much that you leave it. lucky for me i have no english blood in me. but i think you are pushing it a bit to say england has great culture and is a great nation. can we get some examples please.
newaussieboy 2 years ago
Aussie boy, When your balls drop pick up a history book and look up England. You cannot possibly wrap up that great Country with a few examples on You Tube. Asswipe
BoredITWorker 2 years ago
You mat say im an enforcer for the British Colonies. Listen i can list aload of stuff from the Beatles to Aston Martin but the only one you need to worry about belongs to me and you.... The Queen, God Save Her. You lot gave the world Rolf Harris and the Didgeridoo. Tally Ho!!!!
richardhill12 2 years ago
Don't forget Jason Donavan!
BoredITWorker 2 years ago
Cockhill, are you still going on about this. that is a pom alright. i googled england and got the following. inbred royals, bangers and mash, football hooligans and posers pretending to be enforcers.
as for that MACKcockpullMEMBER, for a country with a language named after it your grammar and spelling are atrocious. what what..
newaussieboy 2 years ago
England till i die!
Barmy Army ;)
barmyarmy49 2 years ago
cheats
robdogrft 2 years ago
Why isnt england swinging the ball? Maybe because Trescothic isnt on the field with his cough lollies spitting on the ball. If that was the Aussies doing that we would been called cheaters. I guess if your from England or India you can play however you want without getting punished these days
DeeAtoms 2 years ago
Another witty, inteligent, well thought out Australian riposte. Can i just point out once again the fact that your supporters are called the "Fanatics" .it really is pathetic that a nation that prides itself on its raw sense of humour that that is all you can think of
jimbobarooney75 2 years ago
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lilbennyt 2 years ago
The "Fanatics" - what a fantastically imaginitive name for supporters. I asume this is the good old Australian sense of humour at its best.
jimbobarooney75 2 years ago
This must be the crassest, most cringe-worthy thing on Youtube. Aaarrgghh. And they might at least have found some girls with decent figures, those ones are as fat as the physio with the moobs. I've seen better legs on the Pontypool front row!
VeryOldGit 2 years ago
england weren't cheating and it wouldn't haveeffected the result anyway ....AND
the aussies would never do anything underarmed .......i mean underhand.....would they?
markeeg2 2 years ago
Bunch of hypocrits, lets not forget the aussies invented cheating. How many times have they pulled a stunt like that? We may be shit at sport but we've given more to the world then your cultureless, brash and overstated nation.
thepianotuner32 2 years ago
bunch of cheats!!!
power070707 2 years ago
it is good to see that england is not too proud to use bad sportsmanship to draw a test. the delaying tactics used in the first test are a disgrace. but if that is all you have then go for it lads what what. the only thing england has given the world is bad teeth and body odour. stiff upper lip chaps and tally ho old son.
newaussieboy 2 years ago
Makes my day seeing wingie Aussies like you moaning about us pomms. Fuck me Ponting didnt try and cheat the umpire in getting Collingwood out.... and New Zealanders wont forget the underarm ball by Chappel in the 80s.
Bottom line is your bowlers couldnt do the job
richardhill12 2 years ago
you dont have to have a huge fight over who is going to win the ashes, im aussie so i go for the aussies but i dont have anything against english people. The ashes is a competition between two countries that love cricket and seem to be natural rivals, but at the end of the day we get along pretty well.
o0AussieAndProud0o 2 years ago
In light of current proceedings how much of a dick is this song looking.. lol at swan and panesar, the much heralded bowling attack .LFMFAO.
And we have lords next..and when was the last the poms won there lol
Praying for rain is the poms best weapon to stop the oz onslaught
tarkineWild 2 years ago
do you mean boring cricketers or just people? wtf are you on? how about you talk about something that actually means anything... like how shit the english are actually playing right now...
chesterinoaussie 2 years ago
1.20 great shot
cadmanshe 2 years ago
boring as shit? wtf does that have to do with anything? and no we arent. and neither are english people...
chesterinoaussie 2 years ago
remember to where your helmets, it'll be raining cricket balls on ya
nextbay 2 years ago
you'll be lucky you pommy prats, thats why your best bet is to have a song and dance about it... hahaha
rickky's going to smash you around the park
nextbay 2 years ago
its just a joke!! all in good fun, im english and proud but the aussies r better!! but this is mint, hopefully wel av some luck n nick the ashes back!!
1marsden1989 2 years ago
5* and favorite
pmsl
Hatter269 2 years ago
Well after the 2nd day at Cardiff... i think Ricky has answered the Barmy Army with a slap on the face ... Less Talk and more Action by England needed....
abhaymogal 2 years ago
this is terrible- kinda embarrassing if the rest of the world think all of England is like this.
liujay2 2 years ago
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britain2050 2 years ago
its all in fun, I'm a Aussie and love it
notfar1 2 years ago
ys it embarasing?! barmy army is bout watching cricket n having fun, this filmed at me club n it was gd day, its jst taking the piss out of wat other countrys think out cricket is like, chil!
gingerhead45 2 years ago