Fix your PC with a crystal pendulum

[EncasementOfTime]

did anyone else see a blue shadow effect wen he was swinging that thing or is it just me o.o

[ezekielbuzi]

This really works, for a zx spectrum, not pmfp what a doosh ill have two of what your drinking matey pmfp

[MatchCard]

LMAO!!

[Silvanfan]

hillarious XD

[NavyMedicUSMC]

Native American-style virus catcher. LOL Love it.

[MarcoTUV]

welll the windows problem solver doesn´t solve anything this is a alternative

[ilovebachata4ever]

hey old man wats wrong wit you

[jupiterlight]

use this pendulum to fix ur fucked brain ..M F

[TheeLynnChase]

Freakin hysterical!!!!! 

[truthrants]

Ok, I see the humor that you are employing here. Thank you, 'cause I was getting ready to mythbust you.

Good vid! :)

[rivergirlre]

WTF you were moving your arm

[si3gnal]

hysterical!!! Oh my Gaaaaawd!!

[ferthe]

:))))))))))))))))))))



[UrsulaLabonte]

hahahahaahahah...wow that arm is really making that pendulum sway!

[belubela]

hahahahhahahaahhaha

[creatms]

lol - very funny!

[rossicle]

lol, feng shui for fixing computer viruses needs a video

[skullreaper38]

thats good humor....LOL good work

[Tzimnewman3]

"How to fix your PC using a pendulum"

Stick one finger in the socket, one finger in the computer while keeping the pendulum in your mouth.

[rondie54]

@Tzimnewman3

HAHAHAHAAH

[UrSoMeanBoss]

*****

This worked perfectly :D

[planegenius]

that was awesome. i thought you were for real at first.

[cjbmaille]

is there a way to make your computer swallow sugar balls ?

[sackese]

Video is broken...

[1STONEDIVISION]

Those who can- Do -Those who can't- make videos! LOL

[doormagic]

Goood work.

[Taeryth]

took me a few minutes to realize it was a pisstake..

[TerryRapStarCobb]

pricks!!

[AutumnEyesMoon]

LOL! The feng shui computer... haha

[Leopoldo888]

Next video: How to heal erectile dysfunction with pendulums...

[tetrasa1]

i watched a vid where this black dude was freaking out cos he could move his cereal with a "strong neodynium magnet". for 1, why did he have such a strong magnet. and 2 he thought it was mercury. dude didnt understand the concept of diamagnitism! now he thinks that the usa is trying to put poinson in his food!

[anon540]

@tetrasa1 Well if it was the food he was worried about he should have tried picking that up. Obviously they're poisoning cereal bowls, not food.

[Togepi7m50x]

BULL SHIT!!

[FrozenAnarchy]

This is actually real. I once had an issue with my laptop's RAM being faulty. I submerged it in a bucket of water for about an hour, testing it with the pendulum every ten minutes or so. When I moved my hand back and forth, so did the pendulum, and when I moved it side to side, so did it. Then I swung it in big circles, and got the same response, then threw it across the room and now I'm paying for my sister's eye surgery.

But, it was worth the $1300 procedure to replace my $40 RAM. Thanks. :)

[jimmycranberry]

@ScaryGuy255 Wow... the lack of a sense of hunour some people show never ceases to amaze me

[Subfightr]

DUDE AMAZING JOB! lol that was brilliant! I wish you would make more. I'm sure this took forever to edit though.

[coolgreyoneabby]

Cool! I can't believe you gave us this great info for free! Also be sure to keep the smoke in the PC to keep it working. The smoke came out of my last PC and it stopped working. THE SMOKE IS THE MAGIC THAT KEEPS IT WORKING!!!

[tangofizz77]

Your moving your arm though!

[Subfightr]

@tangofizz77 of course he is, everyone who does "crystal healing" does. He however is aware that he is doing it and that it's bullshit, unlike those who believe in it.

[deadrecon]

wow bs much

[prosperitylifestyle]

That is great stuff!!!  OOOH that virus looks really nasty i didnt know they were like that. I thought it was just computer errors and they called it viruses for fun. I had no idea they catch it like a disease LOL

Now i really want to heal my computers.

[missunreliable]

WHAT THE FINF F?

[TheJarednz]

It worked!!!



[crystalheart9]

sooooooooooooo funny, great job on this video :)

[vishalshamji]

haaaahaaaa this is hilarious!!!!!!!!

[FnordPerfect]

1:25 But... but... it cannot be. Viruses are just a lie of the pharmaceutical industry and greedy scientists, didn't you know? Nobody has ever seen a virus! This photo is a fake!

[prosperitylifestyle]

@FnordPerfect

REALLY wow i believe it

[selenethewhitewolf]

That is so funny - well done. Anyone who tells you that you're not taking spiritualism seriously enough just needs to lighten up.

I use home made pendulums and I think this video is brilliant.

[prosperitylifestyle]

@selenethewhitewolf

Yeah lighten up everyone This video is funny!!! Plus i think some might work too!!

[shemayt]

Flipping hilarious!!

[Renevatium]

This was fantastic, thank you.

[mprutherford]

wtf lol lmao this is to funny at first i though this guy was for real and them i was like lol

[NttyTheLion]

I laughed, alot. Hilarious concept :)

[dzarastafarai]

ahahaha brilliant!

the guy sounds like he's barely refraining from laughter

[vitto]

yeah...pendulum will fix a quad core cpu using windows 7...lol

computer virus magnified...how stupid a person should be to believe that.

[sifterjoe]

Please be careful when diluting computer components. It might be possible to make a solution that is so powerful it would dwarf human comprehension.

[lukegllcc]

0:55 this guy's a dumbass. you can see him swing the pendulum right before the computer "answers" him. lol fail.

[kamixaki]

Wow!....I tried this out ...and IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!

[AFAskygoddess]

OMG...that's the best laugh I've had all week. But what makes this even funnier are the people who took this video seriously. I just LOVED your responses to them!

[Ultracrepidarianist]

this almost makes more sense than the real thing ^^ great vid!

[lagerbaer]

You see, the sad thing is that if this wasn't tagged as comedy, there would be absolutely no way of telling if this was meant seriously or not. Are there people stupid enough to think fixing your PC with a crystal pendulum might work? I do think so!

[MegF142857]

This is a hoot! This is hysterical! Great... I love it!

Does it work with Linux? LOL!

[stevekool19]

Ignorant people usually make fun of unseen forces that they cannot tap into.

Great work reinforcing your stupidity.

I'm sure with your attitude you will one day have enough wealth to buy

a laptop from early 2000 Or maybe even a net book! Dream Big!

[dowsingdan]

@stevekool19 Don't worry. it's possible to use a pendulum to fix a broken sense of humour too. Don't worry about my old computer either, because as soon as a new computer is released, I just dilute my old one.

[Dreadpap]

@dowsingdan

I think it's not just his humor tahts broken. I mean unseen forces? what are we talking magical now?:D And he talks about stupidity he actualy has some humor rofl =D

Btw this vid is awesome I laughed so much xD

[prosperitylifestyle]

@dowsingdan

Hey great sense of humor!!! i think some of that stuff might work LOL not the CEO part or the water though!!!! LOL

[Niel999]

@dowsingdan

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKIN' GOD!!! XDDDDD

[Niel999]

@dowsingdan HAHAHAHHA you fuckin' GOD

[RazielKain]

@stevekool19 The problem is

If you neither can show me that power nor it is measurable chances are it doesnt exist

[winterstellar]

@stevekool19 Yes, or if you or anyone you know can prove the existence of anything "supernatural" like for instance "magic crystals", James Randi will give you a million dollars. Now THAT would be something, wouldn't it? Why don't you try, so we can get something to laugh at when they put your failure on YouTube? Check out his channel for hundreds of hilarious videos were superstitious morons fail! : )

[FOOFlGHTERS]

@stevekool19 Psycics, mediums and mystical energy are all bullshit and are just plain embaressing.

[thedeeliciousplum]

dowsingdan, you simply made a very obvious impasse that happens in folkies with extraordinary claims quite fun and funny :D

[spifflication]

Lol this is hilarious :-)

[hawanja]

Nice laptop from like 1996.

[pendejadafcc]

dumbest shit EVER

[AuntieDiluvian]

Superb.

[SwervMontana]

I think there is either oil or water in your computer! Thanks for the video!

[omnigear1975]

lol.... liked

[freedom0f5peech]

WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN! WIN!

[KarinMikazuki]

lol sarcasm at its finest

[dachshundgeorgia]

hahhahahahhahah that's true.. stop moving your arm hahahaha!!

[Rain1952]

Very good thank you for a very good laugh my friend.

[RickThaDutchGuy]

This was really funny...

I dont understand that people actually take this serious by saying its fake

[klutterkicker]

I'm wondering how many people believed "Computer Virus magnified 500x".

[kilj0]

haha, very funny :D.

reasonable and informative

[dowsingdan]

@truebrulz ahh... is it my arm moving the pendulum, or is the pendulum moving my arm? Perhaps my body is a transducer for energy from another dimension, and the pendulum is merely a device to show that energy.....

[truebrulz]

@dowsingdan believe what ever makes you happy.

[dobbscorner]

@truebrulz I'm intrigued to know.... did you watch the video all the way to the end?

[KalahariSurf]

@dowsingdan the laws of physics don't allow for the pendulum to move your arm, but nice try

[DaGam3LAX]

@dowsingdan this is the most dumbest video ever, and you are so fucking retarded that only your mother can say you are smart, you fucking piece of shit, you think you are smart yea? let me tell you this, shove your pendushit in your fucking ass you gay mutherfucker

[lukegllcc]

@dowsingdan

or perhaps you're just an idiot swinging a pendulum over an out dated laptop.

[vitto]

yes..it's your arm moving and u are smoking too much pot.

[apenaisea]

@dowsingdan you are onto the right anwer but not quite there....try a pendulum you'll be amazed! It works even if you are totally skeptic, and I'll guarantee that it will move on its own accord (without you purposefully moving it) just ask it something and try.

[Tzimnewman3]

@apenaisea " just ask it something and try"

I asked the pendulum if it really works and the pendulum told me its fake.

[realityexplorations]

@truebrulz takea look at the catagory my friend, it in comedy, hes just taking the piss out of real pendulum skills

[PlanetBongoSan]

very funny :)

[DemonicSymphonic]

this really works, my computer wouldn't start because it said the bootup files were corrupt and i swung a pendulum around for 666 minutes and it loaded up fine

[Anrirua]

Dowsing can be successfully used to diagnose where a fault lies in a system, using a wiring diagram. Its incredibly simple. I do it all of the time.

You lot shoudl reallydo some research and stop fawning at the light shining from one another's sceptical backsides!!

I am laughing with tears just reading your innocent contributions ;-)

[dowsingdan]

That's fantastic! Do you think you could design a test that would demonstrate your ability?

[TheSkepticalIdealist]

@dowsingdan

DOWSING DAN DO ANOTHER VIDEO PPLLLEEEASSSSE :)

[TheSkepticalIdealist]

@Anrirua

There has never been any scientifically controlled tests for dowsing. Your arrogant faith doesn't change that. Have fun with your rod ;)

[tml4873]

@Anrirua "Dowsing can be successfully used to diagnose where a fault lies in a system" If this is true, please explain why no one has EVER been able to demonstrate this objectively.

[jefmaze]

F#@KING HILARIOUS!!!

[higheriam]

Morons make fun of what they fear

[dowsingdan]

@higheriam Yeah, I'm with you there. morons will see something bad, and despite the danger of criticism, and potential backlash, they'll poke fun at it.

Intelligent people, however, either give in, or run away, and so they should! After all, nobody has ever got harmed from dowsing... it's not like they're using dowsing to find bombs in Iraq or anything!

[Anrirua]

Har de har, Dan. No, they're not. They're using MFDs.

But dowsing was used successfully by both Allies and NAzis in WWII to track enemy assets. It was also used officially in Vietnam. And of course is used officially by many British Army engineers. So please, do keep up old bean?

[dowsingdan]

These "MFDs" consist of a handle, in which an antenna is able to move freely. It's just like a dowsing rod, so why do you think they don't work? And if they do, why was Jim McCormick arrested on suspicion of fraud?

[TheSkepticalIdealist]

The end is genius if you know what he is referring to :D

[Anrirua]

Genius? Its see through!! He's making a pretty obvious point Einstein! How is it genius exactly?

[TheSkepticalIdealist]

@Anrirua

If you understand homeopathy and why its nonsense, you understand the joke at the end.

[Anrirua]

Oh but I do. And I understand the latest campaigns and criticisms. But to label such an obvious attack, clearly mirroring homeopathy methodology, as genius, leaves your intellectual capacity, or understanding of the noun 'genius', highly suspect.

Amusing would have been a much more appropriate term, both for proponents and detractors of homeopathy.

If you understood lingusitics, you would see how your command of language does you a great disservice ;-)

[TheSkepticalIdealist]

@Anrirua

Its called hyperboyle get over it.

[TheSkepticalIdealist]

@Anrirua

I did wonder why you're being so obtuse, until I realised you also seem to support dowsing. Now I am not at all surprised.

[Anrirua]

My my, you ARE slow on the uptake, aren't you? sometimes intuition beats methodology you see? Otherwise, you arrive at facts as late as you seem to have done.

Do keep up, old chap.........

[TheiGODProject]

I can light up a light bulb in my hand hand using control of yang energy so why should a energy charged crystal not fix a computer?

[Sairin13]

uninstall, or exorcise?

[tommytalks77]

5 stars mate! And to think that some people actually believe this crap when it is used on a human body... lol!

[netzdame]

Nonono! You need crystals aligned with the horoscope of Intel and Steve Ballmer.

[godlessmessiah]

if your laptop over heats, a few drops of cammomile does the trick :P

[inyurfacebook]

OMG! I still have tears streaming down my face, I've been laughing so hard! CLASSIC!!!

[rjraw10]

HaHa this is good stuff! Funny! I love it almost as much as i love that orgonite/crystal shit! :) keep up da good work LA <3

[womb0womb0]

hahaha this makes me happy. Im so sick of all that crystal/organite shit. Why are some people so paranoid?? Too much Sci-Fi I think

[Shipuh]

THIS IS HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAH!!

[greenmts]

eFFin HAHAHA!!!

[dina138]

hahaha

[NeoNoxious]

Love it! Awesome sir, pure awesome.

[jamsand3]

as an alternative therapy lover I hate you for this...as a dedicated nerd I LOVE you for this lol!

[MyCrownOfWorms]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[nashertheatheist]

When I saw the title, I was ready to get angry at the stupidity of it. But this is hilarious!

[Moniker180]

Homeopathic RAM upgrade? Excuse me, gotta shut off my computer, bbiab

[faitheist]

This video is brilliant!

[willy1234x2]

It's sad that some people think this video is serious.

[outofnowheres]

*GIGGLE*

[TornadoCreator]

FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!

[pragmatismnotidealis]

next week: making your computer more powerful by diluting it

[mihay2]

oameni prosti care nu au ce face acasa

da ma faceti fraji pc ului

vedeti sa nul deochiati

[UncleSqualid]

WIN

[deejayedwards]

Haha, really?

[tonyrueb]

i think the video is making fun of it, sorry but i think everyone knows this

[PuppetXeno]

LMAO this is brilliant!

[Waterboy818]

lol its fake

[bjnbenner]

.............................n­o duh

[arcturus746]

You're a moron.

[mamdk]

Now I know how to use my computer skills to exploit people and make me rich the same time. I just love the human mind.

[frena323]

computer virus XDXDXDXD

[sonebone7]

that is to much!!

[drotegu6]

stupid

[Mode8Music]

this is fucking stupid. not even fun

[happyguy49]

"native american style virus catcher"

LOLOLOLOL classic

[ThePenguu]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[FredTheFlinstone]

its a joke u dits

[chissD]

ma che cazzo fai ?

[BlueLemon19]

wtf?

[175myles]

this is the funniest load of shit i have ever seen, i just about pissed myself laughing!

[Anthrakia112358]

It's a joke, dude.

[CSUPhotographer]

are you fucking with me?

[badbrad66733]

fuck you video...fuck you

[LoveYoshiClan]

All of this pendulum things are bullshit. I always see them moving their arm, so why keep lying about it?

[HiNtZzZ]

Errrr I think it was a joke mate, don't take life too seriously xD

[smukase]

well anyone can actually make the pendulum thing move...i think it s magnet psychics. it s really easy, i can do it with just a thread with a piece of paper tied to it...u dont even need these crystal pendulum stuff. dunno if it works, but i can definately make it move without using my hand...if i were brave enuf i cud show u with a video

[175myles]

you blow on it making it move!

[cryflame]

Haha hmm i wonder why it moves in these directions.....fail you can see his arm moving

[KTturner92]

virus catcher??

lol =]

[mrbreaker101]

the number of people calling "fake" on this video is more funny than the video itself.

The whole thing is a joke MORONS