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  • i love Snoop in the background :D

  • I definitely like his natural hair more than his emo haircut o_o

  • Caption: I can't even remember last night. All I remember is waking up in this pool"

  • That intro...the times when greg...wasnt so.....yeah im not getting into this :P

  • shane straightens his hair?

  • I love the way you say "Schnuckie" , it's German :D

  • 2:53 HAHA.

    And, "Hell Yeah mutha fucka."

  • pimp daddy

  • "haters gonna hate"

  • ..."every little thing, is gunna be alrite...dont worry...evry little thing.."

  • 0:14 OMG HE LOOKS cREEPY DuDE...still hot tho

  • Caption: Aye girl. Come in with me and we can have a party.

  • The chick in the tumbnail was scene, just sayin'.

  • I heart Shane :)

  • onision is bangworthy

  • Hmmmmm What to do, What to do?

  • Thats ONISION IN THE INTRO ISNT IT <3 omg. i dont know why i just noticed that

  • he looks like micheal gahlliger from totally sketch

  • What is with that picture of that girl with the orange hair. Everone has that pic. Its weird.

  • how is it that only now I realized that Onision sings the theme song? his name is right in my face at the end...

  • hahaa

    

  • that wig really brings out his eyes <3

  • Asian Baptism.

  • i fucking died at 2:53

  • hey baby wanna suck my dick in the pool?

  • miley cyrus just f****d me..

  • Heyy Shane where did u get those colored extensions I want them hey look so cool

  • Stay... fuck STAY...FUCK! Stay... there we go

  • I'm lesbian and my hair doesn't look like that XD...

  • The SKETCH dude was blond....OMG

  • Heyy its ming ling im taking a bath outside naked in this small ass tub ! The only reason im taking a bath is mommy caught me doin some weird things

  • I am in love with twilight!

  • I'm Sexy And I Know It!

    No bitch, Your slutty and you blow it.

  • the baby has promoted more dick than you. XD

  • baby no dick:P

  • I'm so hi right now

  • Am I the only one that missed Viewer Orgy Time?

  • ay girl get cho fine ass ova herr

  • chillen with my mother f*** crew

  • you need to make your voice more deeper than it already is?!?!?

  • press 5

  • It's funny cuz most emo kids don't read twilight crap! XD haha

  • Those pr0n star names were not your favourite... you just picked the ones that appeared on the screen first. :|

  • yo pass da weed *cough cough*

  • you should give me your new number, :) that would make my day! <3

  • awwww your number is no longer in service... :( boo! <3

  • i got a small dick and im not afraid to scrub it

  • I'm a dude actually but I'm also asian

  • Not A FUck Was Given That day

  • ***** 5 Stars!~

  • DUUUDE I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS TOTALLYSKETCH ON THE INTROOO! OOOOMG

  • @VitorKremer i thought it was onision

  • @taylorlautnerfan1010 it is onision ^^

  • SURPRISE!!!!

  • Haha!! thought they sang "Get some Lupe" XD Sold on Shanes new character! <3

  • i love you shane had fun last night lol jk

  • i love emo ^.^

  • shane your going to jail

  • Dawson: hmmm witch one should he pick???

    someone: excuse me mr Dawson this game is ridiculous couse i....am....a....pornstar..

    Dawson: what ??!

    someone: Buahahahhahahahaaaa

    Dawson: o.O

  • bitch go get me some weed and go chill in ma jacuzzi

  • bitch look at my new Jacuzzi.

  • im the boss ;D

  • your natural hair is almost exactly like mine, exept mine's a little bit longer

  • Are you fucking kidding me, cant a guy just smoke his weed in a hot tub in peace sheez...

  • It baby hot tub p0rn time

  • I honestly prefer your curly hair,it remids me of mushrooms in shining armour .... casual .. it's sexy shane you are a sexy mushroom in shining armour :)

  • Caption:Whats up baby!Wanna hop in the tub with me?Lets get freaky!

  • child abuse

  • "Oh damn. that bitch must have died at a surprise party. SURPRISE!!!! you know what? this is not working...stay!stay!" nice change of subject...lol

  • that little kid looks boss

  • Nude asian Dude For the pix

    love the kitty In the backround

  • did anyone else notice that his emo voice sounds like his paris hilton voice? Coincindence??? I think not.....

  • Shane, I love you dear but you need to know the differance between 'emo' ans 'scene' I know even Google dons't know it but to improve upon your already awsome self remember : Emo - Black, gothic, pale faced. Scene - Bright colours, stupid hats, triangles.

  • oh mommy come here and let me undress yhu baby

  • Caption:Oh Yea Mommy Feed Me That Milk!

  • sukk it  bitch!!!

  • motha fucka

  • Caption: I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse

  • Caption : because i got high,, BITCH MAKE ME A SANDWHICH

  • Lol

  • WHY THE FVCK DOES IT KEEP STOPPING AT 0:04!!!

  • Caption:get back un here bitch we aint done unless u want me to tell yo husband

  • the intro song is sang by onions? or something idk how his name is speeled

  • I FUCKING LOVE THE INTRO!

    I repeat it every time when I shit and the shit poops out faster...

  • Y MUST U HATE ME I HATE BEING CLEN ;(

  • Mama im peeing!

  • i`m wet and i know it

  • ur checkin out my rice

  • The funnies part is the very end of the video when Shane is emo and trying not to laugh XD

  • bitch get over here with my samich

  • like a boss...

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  • just bec i cut my wrist doesnt mean im emo.....lol...jk....

  • Bitch get yo Asian ass here! This dick ain't gonna suck itself!! ( no offense to Asians... If your offended)

  • u dont do this anymore :( shane u should bring it back ^_^

  • What you looking at?!?!? Don't hate!!!

  • hey man go get me some weed

  • oh dam that scarde the shit out of me bich

  • Why do I spend my free time watching porn like this?

  • press 5 for a masturbating shane

  • I Started ROFLMAO At 2:52 x'D

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  • What you neva seen an aison chillin in tub?

  • Yo govna.. We're the f is my beear? Go fetch me one or you can kiss this.

  • LIKE A BOSS!

  • Caption u shouldn't of messed with the chinese mafia bitch

  • U shouldn't of messed wit the chinese mafia

  • My hair looks like that..... So, I'm a lesbian dude? :O

  • 3:39-3:53 reminds me of jeffree star

  • caption-- "bitch! make me a sammich!"

  • Caption: hey baby wanna hop in the rub with me? Let's get naughty!! ps. Love ya Shane

  • if i had a dick.... i wuld fuck you all!! Just joking! Lol! Oemo *_//

  • caption oh shit mom

  • Caption for the picture "Bitch get me a beer!"

  • I'm Sexy and I know it bitch

  • @ninjagal347 no, Your slutty and you blow it!!

    >.< im a bitch

  • SHANE DEAR....... uu do realise there wass a boy? X)

  • @enya764 I'm pretty sure he does.

  • NEXT 5 MINUTES  but shane.....theress onLY 4:00 minutes in the video X)

  • Where all my asian hoes at? Yo, i shouldn't have smoked all that weed brah...

  • Where ma bitches at?

  • what you looken at, ya mine is bigger then your!!

  • shane dawson u should do a snooki parody and have it as a song

  • shane! you need to do these again XD i miss orgy times

  • what up bitches i may be white but im black on the in side

  • baby caption (damn that bitch can shake her wontons!)

  • for the baby caption (hey babe i dont have much junk but i really wanna do u but u look like taylor swift.oh shit u r!!!! taylor kidnaps little boy)

  • check out JULIEN RAE the perfect me

  • for the baby caption (hey baby wanna jump in the tub with me? Lets get freaky) lol

  • the strange moment when your mom walks in on the

    "grab all your condoms" line T^T

  • @misshaunted11 that happend to me =.=

  • @misshaunted11 this is why i use headphones lol

  • @misshaunted11 happind it to me many times

  • who`s the girl from the picture with the orange hair

  • for the the baby caption ( hey the partys just getin started babe) and by babe i mean mom!

  • shane your funny!!<3

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she your funny!

  • <3

  • japanese water torture in it's early stages

  • Thats right. I blew your mind. 

  • pointing 2 ur dick...mmmm get ur sister out of ur room and tape that thing down

  • You can't say happiness without PENIS ;D

  • Changed my definiton onto 240p cause my internet sucks and then the video tells me I have to watch it in 480p?! 0_o

  • caption to picture

    Damn that was one good bitch I fucked

  • omg out of the entire brittani louise group you are the smexiest and the awesomest!

  • that poor baby......still love this guy XDDD

  • Onision yay

  • Onision :)

  • WATCH MrDuck35 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i love orgy intro song!

  • Caption: You want this asian piece of smexy? Well you cant have it, PEDOBEAR!

  • Caption: Like a boss

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  • BABY: mommy? can we go home now? u and daddy have let this guy take to many pictures of me...

  • caption: wanna hop in the tub lets get freaky

  • Baby: get me the fuck out of here mom i hate baths!!!!!

  • ONISION

  • YO BITCH! Rich asian baby dun give a shiat!

  • 2:50, extremely fit noises there,?;)

  • Yes it is child porn lol hahaha jk

  • CHILLEN LIKE A BOSS

  • Caption: Pimpin' like a pro.

  • Caption: Yeah my dicks small, but my cigarettes nnot. GIMMIE THAT SHEEITTTT BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!"

  • "u know you want me shane!" says the asian baby

  • Caption: its so relaxing to have a tiny asian baby penis

  • I caption for Tht picture is "Shane Dawson 20 years ago"

  • caption-"ik your not takekng me of here"

  • caption: ' yeah yo know u fine ass bitches wanna get in my kittie pool with me.'

  • 1.24, pissed myself with laughter! seriously, i needed to rush to the loo.

  • I Live with my grandparents and they always ask what im watching

    Answer: Music video.

  • Doesn't matter had sex :P

  • CAPTION: "Gurl, dis be my CV photo fo' Craig's list.com"

  • I love the bed head?!

  • no one's here. let's shake it baby!

  • with that wig shane looks like onision ...

  • 0:20

    I have been thinking about getting a haircut similar to that....

  • i know its over but wong tong

  • IF U LOVE SHANAYAY LIKE THIS COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!