Black Nerd Comedy - CLIENT 9 and 3/4 (feat. Hailey Bright) - Black Nerd Comedy

[bigvirgotube]

First time I've seen this. Cracketh me upeth!

[nietojjr]

lol this guy is rlly funny

[bigfabe12]

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[Cashgener8er]

First off let me just say, "You're the best friend I ever had to pay for" and "Your money is on the counter" lines were both full of win and hilarious. Keep it up. You and Hailey need to keep making videos together you guys are a good comedic team.

[Nerdcomputerbrain]

too funny.... lol....keep it up

[BuzzyFunny123]

lol 3:00 that was so funny

[pacmanfever100]

Hailel Bright freaking hot.

[slipknottXmaggot]

your moneys on the table

[RaineyWM]

lol 2:22

[AzureC]

You are a true nerd my friend,but we all know. You let her play with your Wii after the video

[BlackNerdComedy]

AzureC, Hailey can play with my Wii all she wants. Don't make that dirty! :)

[Sino623]

an that chick is super hot when she eats that fries i have a bunch of fires i flip burgers

[BlackNerdComedy]

Sino623, you gotta love a lady being sexy with fries!

[wordpuddles]

ROTFL..your money's on the counter!

[BlackNerdComedy]

wordpuddles, yeah, I ad-libbed that line at the end. So glad people stuck around to the end of the video to see it.

[XxTinkerbellxX890234]

This Is One Of the Funnyest Things I Have ever Seen. Gosh You SHould Be On Comedy Central or Something!! And I love The A Miley On Its Funny as heck not to forget The Impressions my grandmother couldnt stop laughing at that one!! haha=)

[BlackNerdComedy]

Tinkerbell, you're awesome! Thanks so much for liking so many of my videos! I really do appreciate it. And tell your grandmother and I said hello and thank you as well.

[emmanuelnsanga]

u are fuking funny and that chik was hot hot

[usherchild12]

i hit that

[precise1987]

blacknerd comedy is the only reason i still visit youtube....big ups man, you are one talented dude!

[BlackNerdComedy]

precise1987, thank you. That is so incredibly nice of you to say. I really appreciate your fanship.

[riskboy999]

hahaha... "you the best friend i ever had to pay for" and "your money is on the counter" - priceless... 5*

[BlackNerdComedy]

Thanks. I love quotables.

[NIKIMBO]

gREAT SKIT!

[billohneekitty06]

the way you feed me that fench frie was better then making love... "i would know" hahahaha lol ong funny

[erinbrew97]

O_O Oh my god....i never heard of a black nerd you must be very bored

[coinoptv]

i just twittered this link in hopes that more people check it out!

[strzelec]

2:39 I thought that....whatever :)

But really that was freeqi'n funny.

I learned that a man and a woman can be friends too more often! Why not?

[Sloshmaster68]

"The way you feed me those french fries is like so much better than making out"

"I wouldn't know"

Nice One

[AngeloProduction]

anything? anything.. lets play the wii!! yaaay! :P

[cereal49]

just saw you on Coin-op, you were hilarious

[FreddyJR5000]

i was lost at 0:00 ...

[bionicleryan]

lol

[jefzig]

dats halarous

[Onizen6000]

good fucking job lol 5/5 Your money's on the counter =)

[madethis4comment]

Lol...

[volcom08snow]

You're my best friend I ever had to pay for.. haha priceless

[Crystofski]

21/f/single  hiiiii boys R

[gedws49]

Very Funny. Good Job!

[tooroi]

hahahahahaha your money is on counter :P

[BarkMarc]

haha

i love this vid

lol

[EVM3point0]

thats me right there. then again i would of probably got my moneys worth at least :/

[MartiniBeerman]

This is freaking hilarious!

[Typsi87]

lmfao.

this video is great.

[18violet]

i wouldn't know...

[pimpgangstahgirl]

LOL

[ramonmuric]

she says "the way you freed me those french fries" instead of "feed" if you listen closely...

[petchi080]

lol really nice

[Naruto2229]

I SubScribe

[mudhens4ever]

I discovered you when I watched HappySlip's "5 Facts" video. What a great discovery. You are a very funny and creative ner....I mean artist.

[xxbl4zi4nxx]

haha yep

[renesay]

LMAO

"the way you feed me those french fries is better than making out", "i wouldn't know"

HAHAHA dude you are hilarious i love how you embrace that nerdy thing u got going on

[rockstarsasha2]

your moneys on the counter that so fucking hilrous

[androz38]

that was so fucking funny... and the expression on her face

[iamseeingyou]

funny

[Viny926]

LOOOL "your my bestfriend that i ever had to pay for" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL rofl.. great

[smurfmanser]

holy crap, amazing, i just subscribed

[jutendouji]

lmao, that was surprisingly funny. Get snatched by All Games, Hailey!

[Ichigo187]

XD

You Sir Are My HERO!

And Your Money's On The Counter...

[eshapiro92]

lol! by the way she is HOT

[drblaze1993]

lmao fricking hilarious

[Acoontey]

LOl :D

"You feeding me those frenchfries was like better than making out..."

"Yeah I wouldn't know".

Ur so funny :D

[pokemonmst54327]

ur a youtube celebrity??

lolz

[bushman77]

looking that hot gal makes me think, what a waist of money.

[sunkrunk]

Who do i pay to get a black nerd?

[xxxxAmericaxxxx]

lol dude your awsome i am gona suscribe

[MrMatt1976]

She just wanted your black nerd pp. Not the money.;)

[videomaker010]

Hilarious!

[kieran010389]

This is by far your best video yet!! so good infact i felt compelled to sign up to youtube and rate it 5 stars and leave u a message! more videos soon please :)

[fblathj]

Hilarious vids.. But i don't know if anybody has noticed that he is like 34 ha...

[Jill0wnZ]

great vid

[vivalasvegas1907]

Dude you make me look like tupac, And im 110 percent dweeb. Thanx!

[Romyazul]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO.

[rashad123us]

LMFAO

[bloodrunk]

dude ure fucking halarious

[SgtPeppers1987]

God damn Black Nerd you are a funny mother fucker!

[BlackNerdComedy]

SgtPeppers1987, I couldn't think of a nicer way to use such curse words. Thank you so much! :)

[interghost]

This is your best video.. ive watch them all now.. thanks and keep them coming.. The girl is very hot too.. ;o)

[yoyo4real21]

lol funny shit

[jjsCO04]

LOL

[MCPunjabi]

lol i could sense it coming from the beginning....but it still cracks my up......thats when you know u have pure comdedy

[SAPProd]

You've got almost 10 times as many views on your videos as I got on mine. I need to know what you're doing right now just to get that high up!

And from what I can tell, to go any higher, you need to make a stupid, self-depreciating video that makes no sense and leaves you with no integrity. And humping a Wii box doesn't seem to constitute as such, it seems!

[likeBrain]

whats thwe last line you say in video. I cant hear that..

[BlackNerdComedy]

likeBrain, I say "Your money's on the counter" just like I treat all of my call girls =)

[necrofury]

i saw your "soul and son" video, awesome character xD

[zhengzheng1988]

haha good vid

[rhohelia]

hahahaha nice..i love how you just walked away at the end with a cold heartless face...keep it up dude

[brightidea3]

You're the coolest....

[BlackNerdComedy]

brightidea3, thanks. I try to keep cool, especially on warm summer days.

[06BlackHeart]

your video's are great you should be so much more popular ...

[BlackNerdComedy]

06BlackHeart, I agree. So help me. Tell everyone you know to watch my videos, subscribe, do whatever it takes to make me known.

Or I could dance the Numa Numa, I hear that's popular...

[kenuzumaki]

That call girl is fine as hell!

[BlackNerdComedy]

kenuzumaki, I agree, and she's even finer in person.

[vancouverbluz]

Ok, this is all kewl but you can't truely be an authentic Black Nerd unless if you are kickin it with an Asian girl, so that should be your next video project.

[BlackNerdComedy]

vancouverbluz, I will have to do something with an Asian girl. I'd love to do something with an Asian girl. Did that just sound dirty? GOOD! =)

[wunnaweeks]

We are big fans of this video. Good times.

[BlackNerdComedy]

Thanks wunnaweeks. I really enjoy your videos, too. Hey, everyone watching, check out Wunnaweeks. They do hilarious videos!

[vancouverbluz]

dam man you didn't hit that?

[BlackNerdComedy]

vancouverbluz, what are you talking about? I would never hit a woman... wait...

[rothsothy]

SMASH~!! Ahhh

// Roth

[ShadowXE]

Haha, that part, yeah...

[bendertl31]

Black Nerd. LOL, it's just funny to say that. Great vid. ;)

[omfgfun125]

lol hey guys, i dont want to be a bitch by advertizing on someones vid but im bored and my ass has 24 views... could u just check it out and give me some commetns, lol 9 and 3/4ths

[nydalynn]

Ouch. Burn at the end.

[Borikwa23]

OMFG! Hailey looks amazing as ever.

[Blassassin]

looooooooool them massages were wrong xD

"When you feed me those french fries... It's so much better than making out"

"I wouldn't know" JOKES!

[BlackNerdComedy]

Blassassin, those massages were wrong but they felt soooo right. :)

[sloppydrunk667]

OMFG!!!!! That was awesome and Props for the Rockband part and the TMNT movie joke.

[BlackNerdComedy]

sloppydrunk667, I appreciate you liking my nerdy sense of humor and references.

[sloppydrunk667]

Your welcome! Are you going to ever going to post your Super Smash Brothers Brawl code?

[mingy88]

LMFAO!That was really funny!

[PoeticSongstress]

lol...that's all i can do!!!

[genoboost]

comedy gold!

[xNole]

LMFAO, HAHA great video man. Loved it. 4.6/5 =D  again, awesome.

Keep up the good work~!

[adonis2109]

That's how you know.

/cry

[wogstars]

LMFAO thats the best!!

[leangelodemorte]

ahahaha....very beautiful girl btw...also the look on her face in the last sceme is priceless

[buminberkeley]

ten tumbs up..oh wait - I'm just streching!

[KinguNoKin]

Anything lol hahahahaahhahahaha youre great lol (this video made me think youre a virgin LOL)

[finalsins]

your the best friend ive ever payed for :)

lmao this is hilarious

[En3riix]

Lmao,Love black nerd comedy >.>

[joewongnz]

rofl when they played wii

[jharrison07111]

(chants) FEATURE FEATURE FEATURE !!!!

[animaltaglits]

That hilarious man, keep up the good work.

[moonlightfury]

lol, "You're money is on the counter"

[OrionDenali]

You know you crazy Andre!  LOL! I enjoyed that. BTW: She's a hottie... FOR SURE!

[distortedclarity24]

awesome skit guys!

[brightidea3]

Andre- it was a blast making this video with you! Rob is right- I will have to bust out that outfit for Coin-Op TV sometime! Lol!

[brightidea3]

Andre- It was a blast doing the video with you! Rob is right- I might have to bust out that outfit for Coin-Op TV sometime! LOL!

[CukiPanda]

your da awesomest dude!!!!

[spiker199]

i WILL LIKE MYSELF!!!

[Zralf]

2:22 2'nd best line EVER. fun little movie :) thanks for making  it, and my day.

[tapion456]

NIGGER!

[Jtodat]

U R TEH AEWSUMS.

[Navitron]

lol great video

[ydfysg1]

ROFL dude ur the best

[masalaman]

Damn Black nerd that was pitiful. :)

[ting280]

hands down, this guy's awesome

[Jimystic]

LMAO @ the end! Hahaha! Good one.

[soy3sauce]

You didn't have the Wii remote straps around the wrists, playing rough were we?

[coinoptv]

wow Hailey was great - gonna have to see if she'll wear this outfit on the show sometime :)

[beauryan]

rad!

[cptBraver]

lol, "You're money is on the countetr"

[xoLittleWolfox]

DOOD THIS IS AWESOME

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

ROFL

[omfgfun125]

lmao client 9 and 3/4ths, haha 5 stars SUBSCRIBE TO DIS NWUGGA PLEASE!

[superman1358]

thanks for the video , Black Nerd, Youre such a nerd!!

[wolfgrl29]

HA! LMAO!

[fireemblemds]

"Bosanova!"...Bosanova...

Nice one man. Nerds 4 life.

[CapricornSuave]

Man, from one black nerd to another, kudos to you. I was WEAK!!!! Good stuff, Andre!

[MEGAFATBOY]

hahahah lol...

[MetalShowgirl]

That was too hilarious!

[x0xtime4me2flyx0x]

haha! AWESOMELY FUNNY! =D

[Doramachiku]

Did you make sure she was over 18, was actually a girl, and had nice toes?

Either way, I send my LOL's to you sir. LOL indeed.

[BlackNerdComedy]

Doramachiku, you know the rules! She follows each one to a tee. Thanks again and keep checking out the live show.

[kagomers]

ELL OH ELL .

[JonTsunami]

i love the ending!!!

wow that was funny...

i didnt expect that

[MrNanny]

Ahaha, that was legendary.

[WraithX959]

"Your money's on the counter" lol.

[vandreadparty]

great video were do you find all these hot girls to come on your show man. Also what happened to all the parody you use to do

[marketstall]

hahahah didnt see that coming very funny loved the name Client 9 and 3/4 have a nice day

[BlackNerdComedy]

marketstall, glad you like the name Client 9 and 3/4. I guess you know where the number comes from, huh? :)

[lincz25]

Just when you think "It just cant get any funnier"...

[skull24]

Money well spent brother.

[testing4echo]

"That's how he knew"....Hahahaha!

[shaleenix]

Pure genius

[DrinkingIsAGoodHabit]

holy shit that was your greatest video so far.

dude, the way you feed me french fries its better than making out.....ya i wouldn't know lol.

[DarkAssasin619]

dude that couch yall were sittin on is the same as mine :O

[qcrossley]

I'd pay for that!

[BlackNerdComedy]

gcrossley, I totally agree. I mean, if you had a hot chick that you're paying to hang out with, wouldn't you rather eat fast food and play video games with her than have sex? I know I would.

But then again, everyone knows I'm asexual (that's right people, chop my arm off and the arm grows into a 2nd me, just like starfish!)

[baalynduh]

lol hilarious that you guys played rock band together!

[ugotnutinonme]

"You're my best friend I've ever had to pay for!"

lol. You're a comic genious André!

"Your money's on the counter."

[BlackNerdComedy]

ugotnutinonme, thank you ever so much for that compliment. I find myself ad-libbing little lines like this when filming, so it makes me feel a little better inside when someone notices.

[ugotnutinonme]

Well, you deserved the compliment. I ad-lib a lot in my videos too. Keep up the good work.

[masterdevin89]

lol

[gimmeadollr]

lol nice

[cowboy08228812]

OMG that was funny. And on another topic, mabye we should give guys like Spitzer a break. Mabye all he was doing was playing WII with the woman....I mean it's possible right???

[BlackNerdComedy]

cowboy, I agree. All they were doing was playing Wii and watching movies. It's silly that the media is making such a big deal out of it.

On another another topic, can anyone guess what two movies "Ashley Debris and Client 9 and 3/4" watched in the video?

[thatboytb]

OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY

[BlackNerdComedy]

thatboytb, I'm glad you enjoyed it. Tell all your friends about it.

[GrilledMonkeyFat]

LOL holy crap, you got Hailey to be in your video?? Freakin sweet!!

[BlackNerdComedy]

GrilledMonkeyFat, it was freakin' sweet. By the way, I have a video for you for your show. Let's talk about getting it to you.