You Are Not Alone (Jon Lajoie)

[venicemoon12345]

that wood be wat mc=vagina wood say:#

[MrBenkebent]

evil tobacco company!!!!!1111ONEONE :@@

[mbrandon7112]

I GOT RAPED............. HARD!!

[nakabunny]

what a coincidence, i do drive good when i'm drunk as well

[jcastellon283]

Thats fucking stupid in the good way

[theicecreammaster]

What.The.Fuck

[jcbbulloch09]

Did we need to know what happened before that?

[SHiTJuFro743]

Such a great ending. Now I understand why he was smoking that entire time.

[darthsinister]

Wtf was that!!!!!!!  Awesome thats what

[Applejaxc]

Best public speaker ever.

[FuckingVirginity]

This is not funny. why the fuck am i laughing so hard!

[tarktarkwing123]

he hass 28 tattoed on him

[superbadsam231]

they should make this into a movie

[1kiddub]

its like an emotional roller coaster

[Sanitylouise223]

I was wondering when he'd get to the point...I thought the vid was more than 3 minuites long >:I

[generalmaximus5]

This was a freaking masterpiece!

[bjcr8978]

Is it bad that this made me laugh

[TheVinnst]

@bjcr8978 That is the point haha

[1996dabest]

1,518 people were japanese



[TheHughes56]

I backed out i dont like needles

[wednesdaydld]

awesome

[wompaper]

Dafuq?

[Straauss]

Lmao I wondering how many cigarettes it took to shoot this whole video.

[Zantek007]

e-p-i-c

[DarthScale]

stop at 69 vids Jon wake new Channel

[DarthScale]

@DarthScale Make



[GuMkAkAciK]

loooooooooooooooool!!!!1 :D

[BAMFizzy]

Damn Japanese...

[CScr1m]

LOLA

[eminem3164]

wtf.... HIV!

[SandroCrystalColor]

people shouldnt go o vacation to Japan unless ure gay

[Rock5Chalk]

@sephiroth21347 I'm not talking about cigarettes those kill i like cigars because you don't inhale but you still get the taste (with less risk of cancer)

[NicolaaFx]

Its ironic how theres been 69 videos uploaded..

[eustazio]

@NicolaaFx i think you should look up ironic. Also it's bound to happen at one point or another for any channel that goes on to post videos on a regular basis.

[mrsocksman]

@NicolaaFx Why is that ironic?

[TheVinnst]

@NicolaaFx MC Don't Know What Irony Is

[recklesssabandon]

@NicolaaFx How is that ironic? It would be ironic if all his videos were about saying no to sex and he happened to have 69 videos. It's a funny observation but there's no irony here.

[TheCircusBack]

@recklesssabandon TOUCHE!

[TheWrongBr0thers]

Thumbs up if you watch this everyday.

[Finnstar3]

this guy is hilarious but i have friends who have been raped and its not funny to joke about it:/

[Hamburger1993]

be marlboro

[TorontoELI]

this is literally genius

[th3lastdin0saur]

Warning , do not try to eat while watching this video, you will make a mess.

[tharbk01]

maybe i shud get raped so i feel better about myself when i smoke

[Miister00]

BWAHAAAHAHAHAAHHAHHAAAHHAAHH this shit is hilarious man XD

[sandrogiallella]

i like the part where he smoked a cigarette

[four20tokerman]

Wow, really? Rape and lung cancer? Funniest shit I watched today

[Mrawsomface8]

@four20tokerman chill its all jks

[ScFreaked]

@four20tokerman so you must be mc overly politically correct? well then i'd kindly advice you to press alt + f4 or grow up and realize that this guy is just kidding and not serious. i don't care if anyone in your family had lung cancer or got raped, this is jon LaJoie and you don't mess around under his vids.

[vongobleonpz]

you are not alone

[lopside13]

You shouldn't joke about that

[Brygelsmack]

@lopside13: About what exactly?

[MCtrewp]

Mind=Blown

[SynysterZodiac]

That was the best commercial ever xD

[TheAlyssaMadaire]

Wtf?

[Feather1916]

I knew it had to do with rape

[kingspadekid69]

why is this not every commercial on t.v.????

[tiko135135]

what a twist

[PauleePessimist]

you can snort it lol

[TheJoshuameadow]

Wonderful message....

[trzcinski72]

dowcip garnizonowy

[SweeterThanCoconuts]

@PleasureToKill  As long as you don't smoke it doesn't matter!

[iiVerOs]

He had the Rapist Glasses ?



[Chaoktarukto]

@mytubevishesh totally.

[caihao816]

hahaha, out off a sudden, I have a huge relief. He did not dead.

[ghsx070032]

Strangest video ever

[ooglaboogla555]

LOL!

[0928zelda]

watching this video with subtitles is hillarios

[TheCrazyCreeper767]

Lmao

[ignorablenoob]

i drive well when i am drunk XDD

[JingleBalls91]

Marlboro didnt remove this commercial...so why the fuck Wal*Mart did????

[canadiangr1mr33ap3r]

lol

[JPaizer2]

@slsamgclk Lol you smoke? Whatta loser

[slsamgclk]

i love taking the piss out of people that cant smoke properly lol, i love him though, hes amazing

[keystonedtp]

@slsamgclk Taking the piss out of people... What? That British? You Brits love urine.

[SweeterThanCoconuts]

@PleasureToKill90 it must be your first time on the Internet.

[PleasureToKill90]

@SweeterThanCoconuts Or maybe the Pedobear hit me too hard...

[hypnotill]

this is genius!!

[jayisjustabranch]

Taco

[koolfoolhost1]

look at his gay hair jk or am i

[Cuseball121]

This sucks ass. How boring

[ThatsWhatSheSaid4495]

@guliacrosse. Lol i heard it too

[ThatsWhatSheSaid4495]

@guliacross lol i heard it too

[guilacrosse]

His cigarettes squeak? Listen closely when he takes it in

[anonymouscitizen0101]

he is just awesome

[OldStyleMuay]

This guy never ceases to crack me up

[MsDisturbedpuppy]

wtf

[Horde4th3win]

I get this weird feeling like someone is trying to sell me something.

[TNTIV]

hahaha

[RedJennroxy951]

Lmao!!

[SweeterThanCoconuts]

Stop talking about rape guys, this is a serious ad about lung cancer.

[PleasureToKill90]

@SweeterThanCoconuts you´re an idiot :)

[VonTavast]

@PleasureToKill90 I don't think he/she was being serious though.

[djole70]

tzunami, earthquake?

naaaaaah!

[GREASERVILLA]

Aaaaah yes  cowboy killers

[theajtruth]

Weed is as far as you should go, weed is natural. :D

[woofuuckimswaggedout]

@theajtruth Thanks asshole!

[theajtruth]

@woofuuckimswaggedout Whuuut?

[kewli0s]

LOL This video had me on edge the entire time, that is quite a twist

[zaici33]

i love u!

[thepokekid01]

I thought this was going to be a Micheal Jackson cover, but since no one else did... EVERYBODY:

YOU ARE NOT ALONE

I AM HERE WITH YOU

THOUGH WE'RE FAR APART

YOU'RE ALWAYS IN MY HEART

YOU ARE NOT ALONE...

[iampoopman]

I think this might be the funniest thing Lajoie has ever done

[TheButterbutts123]

you are not alone man im with you (no im not)

[fotog04]

Great work, Jon! Lmfao!

[batonilevani]

the best fucking joke ever existed in the milky way !

[69Kinglouis]

1508 person got raped in japan

[Bennyftw94]

@69Kinglouis I don't give a CHAINSAAAAAW!

[piritonga]

@Bennyftw94 about anything chainsaw anyone,chainsaw everything

[MrFatPotato]

@69Kinglouis hard

[gregsavoie23]

This is pure genius haha. i loved it.

[TheKamillaShow]

damn japanese and their tentacles..

[14cellr]

moral of the story stay the fuck away from japan

[mytubevishesh]

2.3 million had a laugh, Jon Lajoie got paid and marlboro sold some cigs....everyone wins why cant all commercials be like this?

[fallout3mrman]

@mytubevishesh and a druggie gets a mention so more drugs are sold, not bad and not good

[ckkck]

Wtf :DD

[midnightsandwich69]

SO I started watching this Jon Lajoie video...I thought you know, what could it hurt? one time I mean ONE TIME...what could go wrong???

[GinaHerrin]

wtf was that?...lol

[GnosticAtheist]

That was epic. Everything. Every frame. I came.

[gitrdonedevan]

Holy Crap. Mr Lajoie, you my friend are a genius. You are the reason Canada is so amazing. You help is forget about that disgrace Justin Beiber. There are two things that I will never consider Justin Beiber as. 1- A Man 2- A Canadian. Ten million sperm and he's the one to get through. That my friends is why they invented abortions.

[MariposaRedimida]

@gitrdonedevan This is SO retartded, you started so well complimenting on Jon, and the Justin Bieber and abortions?? what does that have to do with anything?? No need to disrespect people or life itself in order to compliment Jon Lajoie.

[kikiosh1]

Lol i wanna go to japan now xD

[66mondo66]

@kikiosh1 ........you wanna get raped?

[kikiosh1]

@66mondo66 its a joke xD

[k0m4g1rl]

U look hot. Even in a wife beater.

[emoman123ful]

Fucking love rape.

[GndFproductions]

just fucking brilliant

[MARKO8885VTC]

i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn hahahahahahahahhahahahaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yeeeeeeeees a cigarette comercial u show them u my friend are a fucking legendddddddddddddddd

[susyspazz44]

wow....i didnt expect that

[MARKO8885VTC]

@susyspazz44 neither did i lol

[MrHollywoodundeadlvr]

@hard123 you have a valid point nobody likes being raped by aisians

[hard163]

Don't drink and drive, or you will be raped by a Japanese person.

[KaramazovXP]

Rapist glasses are very popular in Japan.

[ninjasaurus41]

I drive well when im drunk XD

[TheOrangeRoad]

Comedy Platinum

[renumeratedfrog]

I bet this guy is so rich right now... Marlboro needs all the spokesmen it can get...

[cobalt12011]

did u get tentacle raped??

[midnightsandwich69]

I have the weirdest boner....

[archer5691]

so fucking funny!!!



[DylanThePigeon]

Seems like some guys getting a little butt hurt.

[SuperMatt1321]

This he is basically telling use to drink and smoke nothing bad will happen which is totally wrong!!!!!!

[inkscapeX]

Hold up wtf?

[figgywurmack]

ya that wasnt really funny and the rape comments were pretty tasteless.... ur usually funny john but this was a big waste of time

[KDol0]

Rape is Japanese for Hello. I think it's because they struggle with the letter L.

[TheGutixman]

Funniest shit on YouTube

[ID4CONFIRMED]

Whats the background music? I love it haha.

[combat0208]

Omg lol i was nearly crying in the starting untill you said you got home safely god damn jon you troll

[TheRizzojames]

omg lmfao



[DSFAN08]

you remind me of ashton kutcher (:

[Garshootr]

Jons fallin off!

[cdncdjsckjedjcj]

its funnybecause u always expect something else

[darrensymes]

@cdncdjsckjedjcj you're a fucking genius!

[Jacon04]

@darrensymes No wonder his name is cdncdjsckjedjcj, takes pure genius to think of.

[darrensymes]

@Jacon04 haha yeah right

[TheUnderOfficer]

what happens when you sing "show me your genitals" in front of a horny japanese house wife

[Kretain]

@TheUnderOfficer she most likely sais "me no speaka engrish!" and walks away.

[sprinklekat610]

Could sum one explain this is it serious or funny nd whats the purpose of it.

[ThatGuyHasNoName]

You poor thing

[Caladbolg88]

He actually cryfarted at 1:42!

[Psyberologist]

I should have remembered by now NOT TO FUCKIN' DRINK when I watch his vids!!! That would be some headline "Girl choked to death, Jon Lajoie on monitor"...

[Malachor51]

I got raped...Hard....

[Raapzaad]

This is one of the funniest things on youtube

[kirmani619]

do u really smoke?



[lilmissrosy14]

you sir, are hilarious

[xXRY11LEYXx]

Lol

[Iamtheruler56]

and all of a sudden... i got raped... HARD

[BASpotswood]

Transcribed audio, 00:48 "hydro well-known drug".

[chidorislayer9000]

jon lajoies adds are the best LOL

[ZTGC6CV]

thank you everybody who quotes him. i wouldnt know which parts are funny without u

[maniex303]

@ZTGC6CV Your comment should be added under each video on youtube

[cossylecuas]

you are good man!!, you have earned a follower from mexico

[FrancesGeraldine]

WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT­TTT?????????

[treyzthename]

i drive well when im drunk lol best part XD

[brazeification2]

3:00 fucking hilarious

i feel like im on an emotional roller coaster everytime i watch this