Seinfeld - Frank and Estelle Costanza at dinner party

[Alabastard420]

why don't the two top comments have the same amount of likes

[traetafpis]

@Alabastard420 well obviously due to the lacking quotation marks on the latter comment! That's a mistake PeterCasual won't be making again

[NicktoonsRock1993]

Frank: Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken & the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

George: Why don't we talk about it another time.

Frank: But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster & a chicken. Something's missing!

Mrs. Ross: Something's missing all right.

Mr. Ross: They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with them all.

Frank: That's perverse.

ONE OF MY FAVORITE FRANK COSTANZA MOMENTS!!!! XD

[airemillion90]

that's pervoice!

[lucagracias]

Oh Mother Of God..ROFLL!!!

[youmatthew1999]

"That's Perverse!"

[hmdhmd8]

" what is that like a little chicken" xDDD

[HDGuruGuy]

watched it like 10 times in a row...every scene is genious!! LOL

[702jbo]

there all chickens.... the rooster has sex with them all.... Lmfao

[emmmilyrose]

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT MOVIES.

[billnye69]

I love it when George is in public with his parents. His reactions to the stuff they do are priceless.

[larre3o]

@billnye69 haha agree :D

[ivangrozny27]

dat's pervoice :-)

[Commandoj251]

seinfeld went out on top.

[dror2311]

Something is missing alright

[mikejerusalem1229]

Unbelievable hit a blunt and watched this was the strongest laugh ever wow too funny

[thepantstent]

merlot, i never heard of it. Did they just invent it?

LOL

[mbenzsl2000]

THIS is why Seinfeld is one of the best (if not the best) show in history.....every character that has graced the screen is hilarious.

[inkey2]

this is by far the best skit I ever saw on Seinfeld.......Jerry Stiller is half the reason I watched the show

[Bystander81]

That's perverse!

[pulsare21]

OH mather of god.. lol!!

[Commandoj251]

I would pay frank costanza to attend my dinner parties.

[uncjim]

@Commandoj251 Ha..HA!!

[jungcarlgustav]

"Still! Still! I like to go in fresh!"

[sluggo12345]

@jungcarlgustav was just about to write that exact comment, and apparently yallready beat me there

[gralegath]

@jungcarlgustav that line was so arthur :P

[Andarthiel]

"How hard can it be to kill this thing?" XD

[bardhi09]

"If i had a dime for every book he ever read i'd be broke"

This applies to me.

[Duccii]

Fact is, Frank was right. It is a little chicken and not a game bird.

[futuredp]

Jerry Stiller's hand movements during his speech at 1:00 are hilarious.

[gears5336]

i like to go in fresh

[MrLalva1]

That's perverse!

[PeterCasual]

Still! Still! I like to go in fresh!

[MSNWindows7]

Somethings missing!

[mahmoudyzadeh]

these two couples playing off each other with George in the middle is gold! it's gold!

[TheJoyfulPianist]

this is the funniest damn show. 

[TheJoyfulPianist]

Oh mother of God...

[eviltomnook]

that's perverse!

[OGAirmax]

STILL STILL I LIKE TO GO IN FRESH!

[hznfrst]

There are actually people who don't like "Seinfeld": physicists are working on solving this mystery and hope to have a preliminary explanation sometime in the next century or two,

[franz0woyzeck]

@hznfrst I find Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David annoying but Seinfeld's success was in its supporting cast, especially Jason Alexander (who SHOULD have won an Emmy), Jerry Stiller, Wayne Night and Michael Richards. I don't think that many people liked Seinfeld, but it did have some great moments......

[hznfrst]

@franz0woyzeck Hmm, all those people who "didn't like Seinfeld" kept it on the air for eleven years. Go figure.

[franz0woyzeck]

No, the people who kept it on the air were the ones who did like Seinfeld. Arrested Development was WAY better than that terrible show Friends but it only had a few seasons. Lot of reasons why shows are successful that go beyond the rating system.

[hznfrst]

@franz0woyzeck Way to miss the sarcasm, Sparky.

[GleekyGAGA1]

Ohh, mother of God...

[wownov83]

This show is legendary

[demonik23]

Somethings missing alright =)))))))

[HeyMisterTJ]

"How hard can it be to kill this thing?"  BRILLIANT.

[bebo2good1]

I thought i heard "cornish gay man" at 0:16 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dirtydbubba24]

Something's missing alright...

[Ghetto7Swords]

Frank Costanza, the GOAT (Greatest of all time)!

[NuggetPumpkin]

Frank from downtown........YES!

[Tomakak]

That's pervuyse.

[JesusRad20]

HOW HARD COULD IT BE TO KILL THIS THING? HAHAHAHA

[anthonykingofkings]

"That's perverse"

[MrDrugist]

favorate part is when susans dad says YES! hes so annoyed angry and discusted at the same time lol

[bumpnuglies]

What is that a little chicken /

[cratien]

i messed up

[mcat2317]

What is that.. like a little chickn'?

[cantona118]

Arthur spooner is a better character.

[Radwar99]

@cantona118 I totally disagree.

[trenis]

somthing's missing allright..

[Caztor84]

Love his hand-talk

[tanani1]

one of the funniest scenes of all time. Jerry Stiller is a genius

[youliveyoudie]

' how hard can it be to kill this thing" lmao

[fromthehaven94]

Two people think merlot has just been invented.

[papiiuenvy186]

best episode, with the horse and the beefarino

[HankJennings]

This has to be my favourite scene with the Costanzas. So hilarious. But, they always are.

[mufc187]

Frank Costanza is the best sub character in sitcom history.

[misfitstattoo]

@mufc187 Best character.

[castalia60able]

@mufc187  - I have never seen this episode.. UNBELIVABLY FUNNY! LMAO

[Mocvara666]

@mufc187 yeah! he is THE BEST!!! :)))))

[jalemus85]

@mufc187 Jerry Stiller as a whole is the best sub character in sitcom history -- think king of queens :).

[rockguy1992]

Ya...ya hunt it?

[Tadju50]

Something's missing alright...

[lani3000]

"Did they just invent it?" Lol

[cynikalb]

because of this scene, I sometimes use the phrase "something's missing alright"

[blope332]

Hen sex.

[onandonandon1234]

WHO'S HAVING SEX WITH THE HEN??

[Angelsbaby42]

lol !!! best scene ever

[thepolodon21]

is george's folks pose to be Irish

[mickdukes]

@thepolodon21 His dad was born in Tuscany and his mom is supposed to be, by default, Jewish, I think

[anythingnew]

@thepolodon21 Italian

[razbigranicu]

its hilarious how george tries to change the subject and it gets even worse!

[askjiir]

The older woman has played in wild at heart, twin peaks and inland empire by David lynch. The bearded man was the town doctor in Twin peaks.

[askjiir]

Both of those were in Twin peaks!

[lurch321]

Jerry Stiller has made countless people cry....................from laughing so hard!

[bahello]

somethings missin' alright

[ferngullyful]

@bahello lol! My family's favorite line. We use it all the time.

[iheartmusikkk]

"Oh mother of Go"

[inkey2]

actually....isnt it like a little chicken?

[steeret]

I've seen every Seinfeld episode about 500 times. It's my favorite show, always will be. This scene NEVER gets old. I'd argue that it's the show's all-around funniest scene. Jerry Stiller's hand movements kill me - he's got such an incredible way of delivering a scene just through mannerisms. Just like the scene where George asks about Aunt Baby and Franks looks up at the ceiling and says "she's deceased." So brilliant.

[IASP17]

@steeret haha at the end when he says stil stil I like to go in fresh! (with hand movements)

[yankeefan42]

Frank Costanza my favorite Seinfeld character. I got to meet him a few years ago and he did the serenity now scene for me

[kalerka]

do you have the video when george would tell susan's father that his cabin burned over diner?

[patrickthesaint]

Rooster goes with the hen. They're both chickens Mr. Costanza.

[SavoyTruffle78]

Carol Leifer, one of the few female writers on "Seinfeld," wrote this episode. You have to admit, the writing is brilliant.

[alifeson85]

Franks hand gestures as he says, "So whos having sex with the hen?" are pure brilliance, haha!

[DrPoon]

estelle makes me cry laughing every time she starts screaming

[cerzule]

"Merlot? I've never heard of it. Did they just invent it?" -- so funny

[Theburn77]

that drunk broad saying "something's missing alright" was EPIC

[maddymg]

Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

[poops1]

i was totally jerking off to the wino lady

[MrLunitunz]

Actually, from what I discover, the Cornish Game Hen IS just 'a little chicken'.

[SirBraxton1989]

I laughed so hard i nearly choked!

[FYTYTY]

Sadly I'm like Frank when it comes to movies and TV shows...lol...I want to know as little as possible!

[thegoodgeneral]

@FYTYTY Same way, dude. Be proud of it.

[usabrit123]

..."something's missing alright"

[usabrit123]

"so who's.. having sex with the hen?" LMFAO!

[theQuestion626]

"How hard can it be to kill this?" Great comeback, Frank!

[threefourninetyfour]

genius

[tc413141]

"HEY HEY HEY CMON CMON! I haven't seen it yet!"

"It doesn't have anything to do with the plot!"

"Still Still! I like to go in fresh!"

[somewhatlongdong]

George is getting upset!

[dgo54video]

Jerry stiller one of the best

[DivineBeast99]

this show is timeless

[ReijiNakashi]

oh mother

[frivolity13579]

Too funny!

[habibi23]

"something's missing alright"

[123rockfan]

"It has nothing to do with the plot!"

Lol, hilarious line.

[florry61]

som tatt ut av sønd midd i fam....

[DrAznmuff]

frank and estelle are AWESOME

[AlbertV90]

LOL "They're all chickens. The Roster has sex with all of them" "Thats perverse" Frank says "I like to go in fresh" very understandable and and George say "Oh Mother of god" I know exactly how he fells. Great scene

[Cirvantes123]

LOL this is one of my favourite scenes ever

[foccha]

Dinner with the Ross family always ends up in tragedy somehow lol

[Nanceify]

Gotta love Frank! lol

[stigler30]

Cock is what's missing.

[PsychoKungFu]

@stigler30

yea, it is, from ur mouth .

[stigler30]

@PsychoKungFu Maybe its from yours

[Sharukhfan123]

i have this episode on dvd

[gepra]

sta to koga boli kurac!!!!!!!!!!! magare, magare jedno

[Herbuliss]

Great Post...Thanks :-)

[robertopurvis]

"I like to go in fresh..." AMAZING

[JGH85]

Thats perverse! lol

[ogaal83]

"Still! Still! I like to go in FRESH!"

lol

[thatboyhov]

@ogaal83 hahaha

[ogaal83]

@thatboyhov "Still! Still! I like to in FRESH!" lol

That's my favorite line ever. Here we have another one of George's boneheaded decisions. George's parents are indescribable. If I had parents like that I'd never introduce them to my in-laws - or anybody else for that matter. We'd probably live on separate corners of the country and visit each other maybe once every five years.