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  • "Oh shit he threatened to kill me" What he should have followed up with: "Hope your arthritis doesn't flare up"

  • Heckler sucked the room dry ... they'll destroy anything if it ain't about them: so Jesse made it about them - and put him in his place - and brought the room back. Nicely done - fuck, I couldn't do that.

  • dont offer to pay the audience if you arent going to

  • Lame audience ! Sad.

  • His set is the heckler...so scripted and mildly funny at that

  • Jesse, you had another video of a heckler, ` shirt from arbys`, have you taken it down?

  • why do people heckle? they never win...no one likes them..

  • "You're too old for your outfit.". Hahaha..!!

  • after he threatened to kill you, i wouldave said "trust me, ill be long gone by the time you get up off that walker" and went back to my routine :D you beasted him though! :D

  • Nice. Killed em with the go kart line

  • "you are really proud of your remaining teeth..."

  • lmfao "You guys are really good with the applause" --- *clap -- clap clap - clap.*

  • HAHA I LOVE THE GOKART LINE!

  • he's good though

    

  • he talks too slowly for me

  • @MrThumbCutter Yes, because it's a well known fact that comedians that speak fast are funnier.

    Your comment has made the whole planet slighty more stupid. Nice work.

  • wish i had the kahunas to do this sort of thing! i'm not quick qitted enough when under pressure >.<

  • More we want more!

  • Not only is this guy incredibly hot, but he is incredibly witty. Win.

  • Why would anyone think they'd win against a man with a microphone, never in the history of voice projectors has that ever happened.

  • Damn! You so old when you fart, dust comes out!

  • you're great man! keep it up.

  • "why are you smiling? you are really prod of your remaining teeth" lol

  • beat crowd man, you're hilarious

  • Lmao...

  • What a shitty audience.

  • why do jokes. isn't it a rush to kil, and to a hecklerl? i've never performed i am scared shitless... plus i am certain to fail hard.. and then i'd drink to make it ok... someone kill me.

  • He came on with a stinking attitude ... I'm usually for the Stand Up against the heckler , not this time

  • @damplyons regardless of what attitude you might think the comedian has, still doesnt give a audience member to heckle, sometimes a comedian brings about a persona to make the jokes funnier.

  • @newgarda It was only afterwards he heckled, the comedian just walked out and was rude from the start ... I'd of told him to fuck off if he walk out like that. He had a chip on his shoulder about something and was out of order, I wouldn't of let a comedian abuse me like that cos he was having a bad day

  • @damplyons Thats like going to a Don Rickles show and leaving because he made fun of you.

  • @newgarda Watching it again maybe something happened previous to the clip because in the context of this clip the comedian is the one who seems to have the attitude, with his sarcastic "everyone's great at clapping" remark ... first line out of his mouth stinks

  • @damplyons Are you kidding? His response to the lack of applause he got was perfect! It doesn't mean he's "having a bad day" or w/e other shit you accused him of, it just means he was able to make a joke out of a bad situation

  • @Ginjafire Not getting applause isn't a free ticket to be an arse hole though ... just my opinion.

  • @damplyons His sarcastic aside was funny and it wasn't harsh at all.

  • LULZ "Why are you smiling? Your really proud of your remaining teeth."

  • Theres another really good video of jesse ripping a heckler.. it is`nt the one that says "lightly warns" he says something about how the guy thinks school is overrated.. It`s hilarious but i cant find the damn thing

  • this is embarassing for both

  • jesus! that guy got fuckin destroyed!

  • You should never try and beat someone at something they make a living out of...like insulting a comedian.

  • HAHA. tries to diss you. he looses. The logic? If i loose, than maybe if i threaten to kill you, i win? lmao. junkies, my my my

  • I've never seen a book on how to commit the perfect crime, but I'm guessing the first chapter of the book says something about not announcing your plans in a room full of witnesses.

  • @SteveC935 Haha! love it. good stuff steve.

  • @JesseFe Thanks. I don't get the idea of hecklers anyway. You pay for a ticket (or cover or whatever) to have a good time, and then you buy a couple drinks, only to risk getting thrown out just so you can be a jackass to the person on stage. I've never gotten it, maybe it's because I don't drink.

  • @SteveC935 I've seen a book on how to commit the perfect crime. Now I just need to get the book how to disappear completely and never be found.

    both are real books. there are advertisements in the back of my anarchist's cookbook.

  • @SteveC935 its on the inside cover.

  • hahaha! "i like the wholes in your pants did you fall from a go kart on ur way here" xD hahaha

  • i dont get how the "heckler' started it.

  • @xxRandomnameguyxx

    nevermind, I think i read transcript of the "conversation" lol

  • Beautiful. Ever perform in LA or OC?

  • NICE!

  • i cant stop watching heckler videos

  • @DroogMonkey lol i'm stuck on the same thing.

  • @bravemicrowave haha same

  • @bravemicrowave @DroogMonkey i love watching them get destroyed lol

  • did he murder you?

  • Americans are just shit at putting down hecklers.  Shit at comedy fullstop really.

  • @bennythebearful

    Youre shit at insulting stuff over the internet.

    Let's see your amazing comebacks and your hillarious commedy, sir.

    seeing how your username is "bennythebearful" which is SOOOOO original, and you have so much time on your handbecause you obviously have no life if you look something up to hate on it.

    satisfied?

  • I like the hole in your jeans. Did you fall off the gokart on you way here? LMFO

  • did he buy you a drink after...or just follow you to the bathroom? that was amazing

  • Love your blogs by the way. I'm getting a bumper sticker made of "Go green, don't use a condom." I made one myself I put in the office bathroom, "Conserve Water, Do Not Flush." hehe...

  • @Betamaki Wow, thanks man! And thanks for following my blog!

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  • You're awesome, Jesse. Just one thing, you're getting too buff it's scary. I mean, imagine a buff Mitch Hedberg, which would still be funny, but the muscles don't fit the act. Please don't be mad. It's just that everytime I meet muscular people who talk low and calm, I get kinda anxious. They're like the Hulk stuck in the middle of a transformation. Like Bruce Banner gets pissed about something then all of a sudden forgot what he was pissed about. I will shut up now...

  • dude you're awesome, keep it up. even if you're act was just to make fun of people in the crowd, i'd watch you. also, @ plastikreal, i would actually disagree and say playing personal games and making fun of the hecklers is a way of winning the crowd over because usually the crowd hates hecklers.

  • dude you're awesome, keep it up. even if you're act was just to make fun of people in the crowd, i'd watch you.

  • Hecklers are deadshit party poopers.

  • i would never have the balls to do standup lol

  • I'm not sure whether I'm more interested in trying stand up comedy now or just going on stage and antagonizing the annoying people like this who show up at shows. They both have a certain appeal.

  • 17 yr old 70 yr. Old....lmfao

  • He kinna looks like that guy from TBS Dinner and a Movie.

  • bad comic, he totally antagonized the guy the start off. You don't play personal battles with someone. Needs to work and read his audience. Only reason why he stumped the guy was his on stage.

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  • @ plastikreal... wow my grammar is bad

  • Why aren't hecklers tossed out as a rule?

  • so his name is Jesse Dazzlingly?

  • @OsamaBinLooney You clearly no the meaning of Dazzlingly good sir.

  • Funny, but I hate how every comedian overreacts. I mean I know the audience member was being rude, but they really go all fucking out on them everytime. Seriously, their just relentless.

  • "You're too old for your outfit". Now THAT'S COMEDY!

  • @privtutor haha thanks

  • It was the headline that got this clip to over a milli views. very smart...and yes.....very dazzEling, and bedazzled i am. btw im the guy in the crowd with no teeth and is fucing cool.

  • @joltmeoff You're not that guy, right? haha, if you are, thanks man. Don't heckle anymore, but thanks :)

  • @JesseFe Haha, no you got me. i found your vidz while looking up joe materese. you guys are great. ever do any shows in new england? if not, you should.

  • @joltmeoff I've never been to England! But I'd love to come do some shows sometime.

  • hahaha well played sir, well played!

  • @TheStocks5 thnx!

  • He's just so dry and chill... I hope he gets mega famous, 'cause he could be hilarious

  • @tpauluchs thanks. Fame would be rockin.

  • I would've swiped the floor with this clown in one minute. "Are u laughin at me?"-No pal, at your sister with with nothing on.. "Can u take a bathroom break?"-Piss of mate and speak up so the blokes in the front row can hear you... "The sooner you pass out the better" - You first. I'm fucken good whereas you mate, if you were a grain of rice you couldn't impersonate a fucking maggot. (then if he keeps at it say: So y u keep takin 2 me? You got a fixation with my ass or something boi?

  • @leghunter75 And that would have sounded like an idiot.

  • @leghunter75 This guy... SMH

  • this is awsome :D

  • @Egomaniacs239 :) thnx!

  • Hecklers just make comedians jobs easier :P

  • @TelevisedChaos Sometimes, absolutely. Thanks!

  • The Hecklerator

  • @willard39 haha, you should make that a t-shirt :)

  • You didn't even get to the jokes and you had me dying over here. Good shit man !

  • @silentmurda thanks!

  • Good work on taking that heckler down.. but don't get so upset.  You did good and it was fun to watch. !!!

  • @hardino0311 thanks ^__^

  • @Brian88Jay Solid work on these comments.

  • funny as fuck

  • He looks like a shorter Joe Mauer.

  • @mellowmark1 Thanks to you, I've changed my facebook pic to that of Joe Mauer. :)

  • @JesseFe

    Haha, right on.

  • NO MERCY 

  • @DJVisualBoy : )

  • @DJVisualBoy : )

  • you are really pround of your remaining teeth lol

  • @QuadriniChris03 thanks, I got him good with that one!

  • the sooner you pass out, the better..lmfao

  • @SuperBodenhamer haha, you can use that line.

  • The applause was pretty weak actually

  • @ANTHOHKNEE true, at the beginning it was a pretty weak room.

  • congrats u outwitted a drunk. real fucking hard

  • @MaxKirk21 Congrats you made a yourself look like a tool.

  • @MaxKirk21 You're the drunken twat in the video aren't you?

  • hahahaha talkin' shit to a comedian is stupid. they'll win, that's why they're up there and we're not.

  • @anepales having a microphone definitely helps.

  • "you're too old for your outfit" hahahaha

  • That is a pretty badass video man I like that

  • @Varibyss13 Thanks man. I like that you like it!

  • thanks man. I appreciate it.

  • so in a way, hecklers are trolls, but in real life?

  • @VEVOcorporate eXACTly

  • eXACTly

  • "that one guy" always seem to show up.

  • @troutmask1970 He does seem to get around a lot.

  • Holy shit this was funny!

  • @TexasMadeChicano thnks!

  • Lol

  • @fredreker :)

  • @JesseFe is that Mark G?

  • "You're too old for your outfit." 

  • @ashesawful :) thanks

  • ? this is not funny

  • joe mauer???????????????

  • @blackmancanjump23 A pic of Joe Mauer was my facebook photo for a while. I had no idea that guy looked like me until after you guys said something!

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  • @blackmancanjump23 A pic of Joe Mauer was my facebook photo for a while. I had no idea he looked like me until you guys said something. Thanks!

  • That dude is soo nervous

  • @F0rs4k3nR0gu3 I love that about him! I love when comedians are awkward and nervous

  • @justmisskasik ha, thanks

  • you can always tell when a guy doesn't have material he came out there looking for the crowd to do something

  • hecklers need to die, point blank.

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  • I used to go to comedy shows often. I hada simple rule - I only spoke up if the comedian picked on me first. I admit, I tried to sit in the front row and hoped this would happen because I looked forward to winning the battle of wits. This, of course, rarely happened - most comedians kicked my ass. But I did it respetfully and shut up as soon as the comedian was done with me. the few times I got a good one in were priceless.

  • @sidiggy1 wanker.....

    

  • @sidiggy1 wanker

  • If a comedian dont know how to stand up to a heckler with comebacks, they dont belong in stand up buisness.

  • I'd love to see the halfwit in the audience.

  • @thestrangejames: You green prickly Jackwagon!

  • Jessie slayed the 17 year old 70 year old

  • @xwinglover :)

  • love it when second highest rated comment is a response to first highest rated comment!

  • @OsamaBinLooney

    Ive thumbed you up... hopefully we can get you into third position

  • @OsamaBinLooney haha, yeah, that is pretty cool.

  • Also, I thumbs you up :)

  • Hecklers make me mad but I think it's the true test of a comedian since it's all improv

  • haaa i can't believe the audience weren't laughing more, this is brilliant.

  • @flyawayhome3 Thanks man. I really appreciate that.

  • That was painful to watch.

  • amsing that he compliments the applauders and only 3 people clap

  • @rob327c It was sarcastic.

  • @Izlude17 ohhh i totally missed that lol

  • @rob327c Totally true :)

  • I love it.

  • @AmazingLadyy13 I love you back.

  • He didn't even tell any jokes yet before she started in on him. I'm betting this was staged.

  • @Silverthumb I agree

  • Am I the only performer who loves hecklers? I truly enjoy them and like to figure out what makes them tick. EX: when one yelled out "you suck" I instantly said "your girlfriend's nipples"! Even he loved that one! I win my hecklers over. When they upset the performer, I think the heckler has won. I have fun with being heckled. Most people are too sensitive.

  • @TouchingYou

    Actually, I think that a true comedian is one that interacts with the crowd and finds a way to control his audience and use the situation to improvise his act. Bill Burr in my opinion is the best. Note how Jesse gets frustrated and loses his crowd and it is game over for him. He is done.

  • @TouchingYou its not just about being sensitive, its ruining concentration, remembering ur jokes and performing. its distracting to most people, not only that they get easily offended.