44-Pound Fat-Cat Does It Early

[QUINTUSMAXIMUS]

That's a Turkish cat. It's part Van most definitely. I love Vans. They're such smart cats.

[RumbleHD]

That's one big pussy

[Kovayne]

Too much cheeseburger XD

[VolvoEP]

I...want...CBS...in...Sweden.

Cant get it from viasat...sad, very sad. (just want to watch VSFS)

[OMJxOo]

"Oh.. I love.. cats..."

[MrChivas415]

This video is LAME! I hate cats

[psychogirlh]

@MrChivas415 why did u watch then,,, IDIOT

[muetter]

hard hitting journalism as usual cbs,

[sniperRobert]

he eats daily more than whole village in north korea

[buwey123]

ITS SO FLUFFY IM GONNA DIE!!!!!!!

[kkdoomsday22]

holy fawk jeez oh gawd....oh its just u fluffy :/

[AJPepsi]

lol my cat has a thyroid problem and is only like 6 pounds.

[Sims2VideoFunTime]

@Dosalt someone is immature.

[Sims2VideoFunTime]

LOL xD My cousin's cat is literally looks like the same size >_> She eats the other cats food... O.o

[Dosalt]

@Sims2VideoFunTime your cousin does that too

[391michelle]

"thats a lot of cat to love right their"

[starshollowresident]

did that woman seriously put that cat on the same level as having a child? what a moron.

[guitarlover654]

@starshollowresident it is like having a child.

[starshollowresident]

@guitarlover654 that is the funniest thing i have ever heard. raising a child and taking care of a cat are in no way the same thing.

[guitarlover654]

@starshollowresident you give it food, water, a place to live, and you give it love. same thing as a kid.

[117mvallejo]

ive actually seen a cat that was a little bigger she was in an accident then she got fat

[isssssssce]

why everyone knows you cant afford to fee a cat, and own a home at the same time!

[KenzieKinetic]

uhmm the cats like

yeo breh, i dont like cameras

gimmie some lasagna, breh

[tyedyewebkinz]

i want him/her!

[99bluepenguin]

Is the cat pregnant? 0.0

[insanemotocross11]

the owner has something in common with the cat...:P

[strangersound]

Reporter quickly changes from discussion of homelessness and foreclosure to "How much does he eat?".

[RyGuy4554]

That cat is like "GET ME THE FUCK OFF THIS TABLE."

[patphil1048]

the cat matches the foster mom

[ChibiYumSweet]

that poor kitty

[confetticats]

33 People are 44 pounds.

[Azeilarose]

Adopting the cat is not like adopting a child.  People say the dumbest things. I mean don't get me wrong, I love cats. But seriously?

[CavemanVideos]

When "Portly Pussycat" came up onto the screen, I Sharpied out the 'cat' part, ha ha........but then I realized that I had a Sharpie mark on my labtop's screen...shit.

[rebellionofsomthing]

What happend to Voodoo Child?

[NinjaAntx]

damn cat is just about as big as that bitch

[chunkycherokee]

which one is the fat cat

[bmcode616]

@chunkycherokee its u. who do u think it is.

[NYhippie543]

The cat... It's like it ate 4 cats.

[trivuong]

Bet this cat dont have 9 life cuz if he fall i bet he can't land.

[reptiletc]

@trivuong i think it ate the other 8

[danicas1208]

is it pregnant

[deepsunflower]

that cat look so scared 

[NerfWarrior1096]

now that...is a lot of cat right there

[Bowen2058]

Im adopting him now!

[508kaykay]

I have the same cat!!! What type is it?

[tonyhawksacriminal]

44 pound cat, 200 pound woman

[spoon149]

"it really boggles my mind to see a cat this .. BIG" what a retard.... erhm* LIONS

[sugerqueen100]

and i thought my cat wus big aka 23 pounds name big-boy.



[NeonGreen411]

Thumbs up if you feel bad for him because his paws are sliding all over the glass... xD

[polycarbex]

@NeonGreen411

i feel bad that his foster mom doesn't know the meaning of diet

[Pam4Rob]

aww poor kitty his paws are sliding all over the glass..lmao, my cat is huge, I thought I had just about the biggest cat, my cat weighs about 28 pounds or so..lol

[CheerCaptin56]

Hahaha ! this cats meow is so freakin fuuny .

[DudeXMyster]

Wtf? Voodo Child?

LOL that fat pussy can't even stand...take that cat for a walk, fuck

[XxTRIPPINGxxGUITARxX]

@DudeXMyster i know right, i was watching the voodo child video and this pops up

[rebellionofsomthing]

how did i get here?

[flipstud34]

"He's meowing..." Well no shit thats what cats do! >.<

[ayanishiki22]

Feed the cat breakfast! The cat is hungry!

[StupidKidsNation]

Is this Jimi Hendrix's cat?

[Andrewsaxamophone]

Get that cat away from that lady, she's feeding it McDonalds!!!

[Forgoten214]

How is this related to Hendrix?

[HordeLord13]

nobody is going to adopt a cat with that is going to have an iminent heart attack

[usuqamadiq]

VOODOO CAT

[allisonjoyledford]

I WANT THIS CAT

[bigbluefungus]

put a guitar on that cat, play voodoo child in the background, and give me some weed. my perfect day.

[Hudmart]

it looks like the feline version of Rosie O'Donnell

[macroevolve]

1:14 It looks like a big blob of fur with a cats head on it.

[2020rhal]

aawwwwww kitteh would make a great pillow! <3 =3

[IIRsGodII]

i'm guessing the cat and owner are twins. oh and where did voodoo child go?

[tifa1904]

Not all cats that weigh alot are obese. My cat is 30lbs and slightly plump but far from fat. Granted she is also over 3ft long from nose to back of hips...and yes that means she is over 4ft long with tail included.

[loftymuses]

"Everytime you adopt, it's a lifetime commitment." Says the woman putting her cat up for adoption!

[MsAudities]

@loftymuses She is a foster cat mom. It wasn't her cat, she was taking care of it until it could find a forever home. Most non-kill rescue operations have various foster parents for abandoned cats who will take care of them until they can find a good home. Most of these organizations put you through an evaluation to allow you to be a foster home OR adopt a cat. They have rules similar to a breeder's rules. These rules are there to insure that the adopting family won't abandon or abuse the cat.

[loftymuses]

@MsAudities It's been overfed to the extreme, and this agency hasn't done anything to reduce her weight. Doesn't that qualify as abuse? I would think so.

[maybread]

@loftymuses Most cats that reach this size have malfunctioning thyroid glands which makes it almost impossible for the cat to lose weight.

[HeIIoHater]

>u< hello mr chubby kitty *pokes*

[DesertxSkorpion]

What do you mean by "Does it early"? -_-

[TheNathaniel1001]

that cats a PUSSY

[xThexMaXx]

I bet they go to Mcdonalds toghether

[PlannedObsolescence]

@xThexMaXx Yeah, them and every other freakin' living being in America.

[xThexMaXx]

@PlannedObsolescence Hahahhaha, i bet your fat and poor.

[PlannedObsolescence]

@xThexMaXx Hahahhaha, I'll bet you're a virgin.

[xThexMaXx]

@PlannedObsolescence hahah, your still fat and poor, even if im 6

[PlannedObsolescence]

@xThexMaXx You're 34.

[xThexMaXx]

@PlannedObsolescence Your smart i picked a random age like a 6 year old -.-

[PlannedObsolescence]

@xThexMaXx Yes, I am. :D

[xThexMaXx]

@PlannedObsolescence i have a bigger penis than you.

[PlannedObsolescence]

@xThexMaXx Considering the fact that I'm female, yes, you definitely do.

[xThexMaXx]

@PlannedObsolescence Hahahahha, i was trolling a female! Uhhm, my vagina is prettier!

[PlannedObsolescence]

@xThexMaXx Mine's just like the pussy in this video: hairy.

[rockincoffee]

@PlannedObsolescence idiots

[PlannedObsolescence]

@rockincoffee Yep, that's me! :D

[jmarvilus]

@xThexMaXx fat and poor? isn't that oxymoronic?

[Xerxaden]

Voodoo Kitty

[JungleThingyTV]

yea i know i was watchin' Jimmi WTF???

[Caleb5617]

Ever heard of Weight Watchers!?

[limalicious]

@Caleb5617 Fucking moron, ever heard of hypothyroidism? It's not unusual for older cats.

[reckinyards]

when im rich im gonna adopt 100 cats

[XChildeofMalkavX]

Voodoo Children makes fat cats!

[Nuhtin4u]

Uh Breh, Was just watching Jimi Hendrix, WTF!?!?

[baseballcardmaniac]

@Nuhtin4u Yeah I know, how did I get here from Voodoo Child?!

[Nuhtin4u]

@baseballcardmaniac Right? it god damn sneaky youtubes,

[themattkalb]

@Nuhtin4u he likes portly pussy

[themattkalb]

he liked portly pussy



[Fetcha200]

lol I came here from the "lady has 130 cats" video haha

[TheGIMP2k]

lol @ 0:24.. sliding paws!

[sacker866]

I'll take her!

[mmorpger69]

That looks like my cat except mine weighs 30 pounds

[dpramirez66]

That is one fat cat!

[Hotshott1990]

Wow she pissed me off with the life time commitment thing...your lucky if anyone wants this deathtrap of a cat! it will probobly die before someone takes it and fuck if anyone is gonna take it to a vet for regular checkups for hundreds of dollars...I'll take the freaking cat and put it out of its misery..I dont hate cats but this one looks like its just asking to die.

[lightsaberinhell1517]

Thats a real big pussy XD

[ethan1234765]

@lightsaberinhell1517 funny but still fail

[MrScottdock]

"Once you adopt a cat, it's a lifetime commitment" - she is giving this cat up for adoption/

[YOMAMAXXL]

1:13 haha its a blob on the table!

[YOMAMAXXL]

roflmao lawl i luv it

[melikeagua]

did the cat just say "hello." (0:09)

[JayCutlerLover1]

He meant to say: "alot of pussy to love"

[dsac6007]

mmmm i love fat pussy.

[jimimyhero]

"I love cats"

[ameeer3]

the cat obviously follows its master

[mrTryggvi]

It's so fat that. That when it tries to put it's weight on it's paws, the paws slide away, because of the slippery glass table. HA!

[starl821]

That kitty doesn't look very happy...it can't even stand up without slipping around. =[

[Starnightdude]

Boy, can't they treat poor cat to a diet?

[Shmuck60]

"It's a lifetime commitment" ... then you use a .22 cal to the head.

[KeikokuUrahara]

@Shmuck60 How about you put it to your head instead and do the world a favor you fucking douche bag. >.>

[Shmuck60]

@KeikokuUrahara Ooooh, I'm a fucking douchebag! Fuck you animal lovers!

[handabear1]

it's true.... animals always resemble their owners

[brandonhill11]

Throw some orange dye on him and he can play Puss in Shrek Forever After

[Flaminskullz13]

It's losing it's breath from so much attention.

[mnjesyed]

fat as the owner

[MrTrojis]

cat does it early wth does that mean

[hossdavidson]

DOES WHAT DAMNIT?! WHAT DOES THIS CAT DO EARLY?!

[twigme2]

lol my cat is about that size just not quite as chubby 

[somethingrandooom]

thats the fattest pussy ive ever seen

[KnaRRaN1989]

Looks like my cat, only 20 pounds lighter....

[ferdwffs]

What happened to Voodoo Child?

[NukeMonkies4928]

@ferdwffs

I know RIGHT!!

[depressedturtle]

Where are its hind legs?!

[RAVIS134]

I swear I was watching a Hendrix video a second ago...

[greygoosevodka1]

@RAVIS134 LMAO so was i!!

[BIGBOY219900]

@RAVIS134 Voodoo Child? because that is what i was watching

[flashlight067]

@BIGBOY219900 ME TOO!



[flashlight067]

@RAVIS134 Weird, I was too. voodoo chile.

[Ihavethekhan]

@RAVIS134 Me too. And here I thought I was just really REALLY stoned.

[shadylurker138]

@RAVIS134 lol, me too. The fact that im smoking bowls makes this funnier.

[simonsskates33]

@RAVIS134 haha same. Voodoo child?

[SaperKlute]

@RAVIS134 haha oh yeah

[Mrjellybellyman1]

@RAVIS134 Dude holy shit me to :D voodoo child right hahahaha

[jlawrence6340]

@RAVIS134

Me too! fucking weird...

[hcmunk]

She must have breast fed that thing.

[williams4815]

It's funny because this has no importance to society whatsoever.

[kt68889]

That is a very sexy little news reporter

[lesanne2]

Put that cat on a diet.

[beefchoy]

almost weighs as much as my pp

[tallyhoman911]

i came here cause the title LOL

[MonaRocks09]

I feel bad for fat cats, you know they're miserable because they cant reach their butts and clean their poo.

[Marquette301]

Screw the checkup that thing needs lifeo

[ccseries]

that woman was pretty committed to saying "Adopt a cat, lifetime committment.

[prmcslugga23]

i lost interest 4 seconds in.. the only reason i watched the entire video was to see what it did early -___- nothing, If it does anything early it'll be dying.. but that's not in the video so don't bother

[ScionLo]

That cant isnt nervous it cant stand on the glass table.

[TheGizmo4382]

Damn!! and I thought my 23 lb. cat was a fat-ass.

[sparkle11231]

I can't stand Wragge, he's such an idiot sometimes.

[ALTOONAVERSE]

she is fat ass fucc, the lady I mean

[pharaohphreak123]

@ALTOONAVERSE and your dumb as fuck...seriously? your an idiot, im sure your no better looking than she is

[ALTOONAVERSE]

@pharaohphreak123 , dam is it your cat, or your white ass granny you pissed off about, you tuber,

and trust me you are not a pharaoh, It aint nothing life threatning about this ,

how did it even make the news... phat ass white cat,

i like cats ,but not this one...hotep

[pharaohphreak123]

@ALTOONAVERSE hey look you spelled Pharaoh right! good for you! thats extremely surprising since you didnt spell "damn", or "fat" correctly, you ignorant douche...yes its stupid a 44lb cat made the news on national television, but thereve been dumber stories. i hate judgmental assholes like you...you dont know the reasons why ppl are obese, having been a fat girl in my youth & being healthy now people like you piss me off bc of how nasty they were to me & now they're all kiss assy now im thin

[BlackvvvFist]

@pharaohphreak123 lol rage

[plokm9990]

@ALTOONAVERSE what was the point of writing that comment

[ilovechairmanmeow]

her hand is totally up that cat's ass

[CottageFtw]

Portly Pussy 0:27

Woman or Cat?

[usergroupX]

Put it on a diet NOOOOOOOOW or it will develop diabetes !!!

[UltimateBitch09]

damn cat. doesnt know how to behave on national television.....smdh

[undisputed4life]

I bet his shit is as big as a normal cat.

[LDZPLEN]

does that cat poop a lot?

[TheTwoRandoms]

That, is on big cat. period.

[MrChazo23]

the cat literally ate her out of house and home

[MrChazo23]

OK.how does shit like this even happen? This cat is on a steady diet of eating other cats. WTF

[Ramoa111]

HOLY SHIT!