I love how there are pretty much no amps to hook up to (and if there were any, then I also love the fact that none of the guitars or bass are plugged into the amp, and neither is the drum kit). I mean I still love that fact that all four of these musicians are skilled, but it just makes me laugh that they aren't hooked up to anything.
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Okay so every player was shot individually and composited together. The camera phone shot looks like they were all roto'd together and the shake was probably added in post. I'm trying to figure out the pan and zoom in and out. When you scale things up too much in post, it starts getting ugly so it's either he shot it on VERY high res...like at least 4K or the lead electric guitar was the plate, maybe used a camera tracker to match the camera movement to the other shots. Not totally sure...
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@CorbinChancellor the whole thing was rendered as a whole vid. Then, he zoomed in and added a little grit so it look as though he was holding the camera and zooming in with it.. the software he used rendered the Zoom, pan and the Wiggly Cam Motion...
I really need to know how to do this with just one clone of one person (2 of the same person) using Cyberlink Powerdirector. I cannot figure it out! grrr
I think you took seperate videos of you playing one of the instruments, then used a program to take each Joe from the videos and put it in the whole video. It's the only thing I can think of.
@MJEandPhyxesVids I'm not yet familiar with video editing, so that's why I didn't specify a certain program you could have used. Wait, why am I talking like this?
WHEN IM BORED I SHOVE PELICANS UP MY ASS AND LISTEN TO CHER WHILE CUMMING ON TOP OF KALEIDOSCOPES. TELEVISIONS AND CURTAINS MAKE ME HORNY, MY MUM BREASTFEEDS ME WHILE I DO MY HOMEWORK INSIDE MY TOILET BOWL AND I EAT SOAP OUT OF MY SISTERS ASS.
WHEN I WAS SIX MY DAD READ ME JACK AND THE BEANSTALK AND I GOT BORED SO I RAPED HIM AND GRABBED HIS KEYS OUT OF HIS ASS AND DROVE TO DISNEYLAND AND PLAYED WITH THE ELEPHANTS AND BEAT MYSELF OFF TO A CAR WINDOW. I FOUND A CAR STEREO IN MY ASS AND LISTENED TO IT WHILE STROKING A CARROT.
I LIKE PISSING IN PELICANS MOUTH WHILE BEATING MYSELF OFF TO COMPUTER SCREENS IN MY CLOSET AND RAPING APPLES UPSIDE DOWN ON COFFEE TABLES. BROCCOLI AND PHOTO FRAMES TURN ME ON. I LIKE TO MICROWAVE SHIT AND EAT IT ON MY CHIMNEY.
One take... It makes me think that he didn't paused the camera at any moment, and the he recorded IN ONE TAKE every single instrument. Then, he edits the whole scene, and then he cuts each character. I think I've found that lil' secret, MGM. Please, make me know If i'm in the right thinking
I LIKE STICKING CHEWING GUM ON MY TESTICLES WHILE I PLAY WITH MY MOTHERS G STRING BEFORE I GO SKINNY DIPPING IN COW BLOOD AND EAT POTATO CHIPS OUT OF MY ASS THEN FLOSS MY TEETH WITH MY FATHERS PUBIC HAIR. HAIR DRYERS AND ADAM WEST MAKE HORNY SO I KICK BASKET BALLS AT ORPHANS.
I LIKE CUMING IN MY SISTERS HAIR BEFORE I DIP MYSELF IN HONEY AND LET A BEAR LICK ME OUT. ON WEDNESDAY NIGHTS I LIKE EATING SHOES WHILE LISTENING TO BABIES CRYING. I LIKE TO PEE ON WELCOME MATS AFTER I STEAL MY FATHERS NAIL GUN AND SHOOT MEXICANS ON SKATEBOARDS. I LIKE PLEASURING MYSELF TO FRIDGE MAGNETS.
IN THE WEEKENDS I ENJOY CHEWING ON MY SOCKS AND RUBBING MY COCK AGAINST MY PET RABBIT BEFORE I COOK IT THEN RUNNING TO THE NEAREST IMMIGRANTS HOUSE AND BEATING THEM WITH A FROZEN SWORD FISH AND RAPEING THEIR FIRST BORN WITH A SATELLITE DISH. I LIKE TO PLAY BASKETBALL WITH MY PARENTS BEFORE CUTTING THEIR HEADS OFF AND KICKING THEM IN THE OCEAN AND PEEING IN SHARKS MOUTHS AS THEY EAT THEM.
I LIKE TO SIT IN MY FREEZER AND MASTURBATE TO MY ALARM CLOCK BEFORE I PLAY NINTENDO 64 THEN THROW MY CONTROLLER AT A BUM ACROSS THE STREET. I ENJOY RUBBING MY THIGHS WITH TOMATO SAUCE BEFORE I MAKE OUT WITH MY DOOR HANDLE THEN CUMMING ONTO MY DESK AND EATING STRAWBERRIES.
I LIKE TO SMASH MY HEAD THROUGH TELEVISION SETS WHILE JERKING OFF IN MY DOGS MOUTH WHILE SINGING TO THE JONAS BROTHERS. I LIKE TO CHEW ON KITCHEN TAPS BEFORE I BUILD MY LEGO STARWARS FIGHTER AND THROW IT AT A OLD LADIES. HAIR DRYERS MAKE ME HORNY.
I LIKE TO HUMP MY DOG ON MY DRIVE WAY WHILE DRINKING FROM A GARDEN HOSE THEN THROWING UP IN MY WIFE'S EAR THEN JUMPING UP AND DOWN IN MY BLOW UP CASTLE WHILE EATING A RAT. I LOVE MAKING LOVE TO MYSELF BEFORE THROWING STONES AT CARS AND DRINKING MY OWN BLOOD I LOST AFTER STABBING MYSELF IN THE NECK WITH A BROKEN WINE BOTTLE. CHEESE GRATERS AND JIM CARREY TURN ME ON.
I LIKE TO KEEP A LAVA LAMP CLENCHED BETWEEN MY BUTTOCKS WHILE WATCHING SPICE GIRLS IN MY BATHROOM BEFORE I JUMP IN A GARBAGE TRUCK AND RAPE A BICYCLE WHILE SINGING O MCDONALD. AFTER THAT I LIKE TO 69 A GRIZZLY BEAR WHILE LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK ON MY OVEN AND I GET OFF BY GETTING MY PENIS STUCK IN MY DVD DRIVE WHILE DRINKING TOMATO SAUCE.
WHEN IM BORED I SHOVE PELICANS UP MY ASS AND LISTEN TO CHER WHILE CUMMING ON TOP OF KALEIDOSCOPES. TELEVISIONS AND CURTAINS MAKE ME HORNY, MY MUM BREASTFEEDS ME WHILE I DO MY HOMEWORK INSIDE MY TOILET BOWL AND I EAT SOAP OUT OF MY SISTERS ASS.
WHEN I WAS SIX MY DAD READ ME JACK AND THE BEANSTALK AND I GOT BORED SO I RAPED HIM AND GRABBED HIS KEYS OUT OF HIS ASS AND DROVE TO DISNEYLAND AND PLAYED WITH THE ELEPHANTS AND BEAT MYSELF OFF TO A CAR WINDOW. I FOUND A CAR STEREO IN MY ASS AND LISTENED TO IT WHILE STROKING A CARROT.
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nice one, cool...
TheGirlieann 11 hours ago
1:07 puppy 1:08 no puppy:(
Tardisflier 2 days ago
Come on its easy from the space beetween each Joe :P
guarho 5 days ago
where is the secret annotation???
GiebelVarkentje123 1 week ago
motion tracked all the joes?
4ofinny 1 week ago in playlist Clones and Teeny Joes
what song is this?
FireBlazeWarlord999 1 week ago
My wife said: Doesn't he have any friends?
DomesticCowboy 2 weeks ago
@smexy141 yea it's kinda obvious but it's still a good video
AWESOMEFLADOODLE1234 3 weeks ago
Totally subscribed
Bust2627 3 weeks ago
AFTER EFFECTS MASKING & CAMERA SHAKE. DUH
fritolaypayday 4 weeks ago
which software used to edit videos???
gmesbond 4 weeks ago
If you look really close you can see that his whiteboard is off... kind of ruined this video for me :(
smexy141 1 month ago in playlist Clones and Teeny Joes
what instrument does joe play in this band?
pozdude3543 1 month ago
chuck norris can play this with one of him ;)
DoubleT681 1 month ago
0:27 on the guy on the far right.
JakeMaster000 1 month ago
He was at Freddiew place
mascallrascall5 1 month ago
you did a video of each band player and combined it all together onto one screen play thing
Someoneudontknow1231 1 month ago
I bet you were also the cameramen.. :)
Ms92Haris 1 month ago
That is Awesome Dude !!!
lozarok 1 month ago
i love ur originality with music :D
thumbzupgirl 1 month ago
Today is my BIRTHDAY!!!!
MastersonSkillz00 1 month ago
That white door reminds of of... PORTAL 2!
FrasiliasPower 1 month ago
Is that CorridorDigital's place?
BlueStreakHD 1 month ago
wait, MGM name is JOE?!?!?
twiight0sniper16 1 month ago
holy crap i have the exact same orange ibanez
Twoyoudude 2 months ago
I try to do clones but then my editing software says not responding?
griffinhurt1 2 months ago
I love how there are pretty much no amps to hook up to (and if there were any, then I also love the fact that none of the guitars or bass are plugged into the amp, and neither is the drum kit). I mean I still love that fact that all four of these musicians are skilled, but it just makes me laugh that they aren't hooked up to anything.
mrangryeyes234 2 months ago
is the sony blogger the type of camera you use to make youtube videos?
blueilizzy2 2 months ago
You need to do a longer version of this song!!!! PLEASE!!! :)
blueilizzy2 2 months ago
I KNEW Freddiew helped with this!! Long live Freddie!!!
212DP 2 months ago 15
Am I the only one who watches this video for the song alone?
missjennifered 3 months ago
you rock man
TheArchangelgabrial 3 months ago
sensacional
Chalitaanarosa 3 months ago
Joe is awesome. Too bad he sucked.
taintedtapper 3 months ago
how did you not use any green screens? O.o
youwho0507 3 months ago
Do u impose the layers onto each other?
VayMatt 3 months ago
here it is /watch?v=Y18O5N6qrRY&feature=iv&src_vid=-Lnw6NhY6j0&annotation_id=annotation_778028
MrJohnnyh92 3 months ago
he makes the best band o.0
THEWILDTOAST 3 months ago
i liked the dubstep
mellertson 3 months ago
This looks alot like Freddiew's house :|
MatthewWoodley98 3 months ago in playlist Clones and Teeny Joes
my favorite Joe is the drummer
Peanutbutter585 3 months ago
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Peanutbutter585 3 months ago
I have been watching your videos all night with my 1 year old. She is having a ball, we have been dancing all night. lolol
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VickeyjRickelton 4 months ago
is there any tab you have, i want to learn this song =) maybe ask dave ?
JasonX716 4 months ago
Haha. Just recorded at the same time a few days in a row? :P
FlamoAralias 4 months ago in playlist More videos from MysteryGuitarMan
I've tabbed the crap out of this shit! Want em you say? Hook me up on my channel and I'll send it :)
AronsenMusic 4 months ago
wow. i found the link because my mouse was at the right place at the right time...
godzillalikespie 4 months ago
Polyjuice Potion
kbb0625 4 months ago
how do you do that!!! it looks like you and the rest of you were you look so real when it actually...is? hmm
AWESOME!
attcas 4 months ago
you merged different videos in one
kalikonyat 5 months ago
I WANT TABS !! thumbs up if you too
TheWakimaniac 5 months ago 62
@TheWakimaniac Bass Tabs!
TheDillonjones123 3 months ago
@TheDillonjones123 Sounds to me like it's just simply riding the root notes
bammy111 2 months ago
Awesome song!, Tabs?!
Slosh3r 5 months ago
Where is Cable? Is that Wireless?
anxaa0831 5 months ago
MGM is my favorite
misteriomusic11 5 months ago
At 1:09 the dog disappears too funny
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DannyRodriguezFilms 5 months ago
u now what's funny?? every time you here that "dum" my speaker light flashes ^^
webcamer242 5 months ago
Okay so every player was shot individually and composited together. The camera phone shot looks like they were all roto'd together and the shake was probably added in post. I'm trying to figure out the pan and zoom in and out. When you scale things up too much in post, it starts getting ugly so it's either he shot it on VERY high res...like at least 4K or the lead electric guitar was the plate, maybe used a camera tracker to match the camera movement to the other shots. Not totally sure...
ctarroza 5 months ago
i thought that house looked familery
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lilmikyb 5 months ago
pause at 0:29 and its in the joe playing guitar. (the one to the furthest right) The bad thing is that you can`t watch it in canada. :(
ilusions4 5 months ago
I like the MGM who is only watching, he don't do anything, he's like a boss
TheWilsonChannel 5 months ago
xD his face at 0:35
glasruitje 5 months ago
Tampoco se ve el video en Mexico, pero mi favorito es Guitar: Impossible stop motion music.
Yeah! xD
xPaoloSamax 5 months ago
then it would be a fail blog XD
zzacckk 5 months ago
eu acho q vc fez isso assim:
primeiro, gravou você tocando cada instrumento
depois, juntou tudo. percebi isso em falhas do encaiche
samuel48202 5 months ago
my faveorite mgm video is
Crowd Animation
JulianMEdwards 5 months ago
you look like tony stark in iron man :D
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The secret annotation is at 0:26 with the joe at the right!!
Evostreet26 5 months ago
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Evostreet26 5 months ago
I WANT THE TABS!!
TheWakimaniac 5 months ago
-_- I found the link immediately, but the video is not available in my country
TheMinihilly 5 months ago
can you play the tsungi horn?
(lol epic avatar reference)
WarriorsCatsfun 6 months ago
omg he has a big bouning incredible green ball! only it isn't green
WarriorsCatsfun 6 months ago
@CorbinChancellor the whole thing was rendered as a whole vid. Then, he zoomed in and added a little grit so it look as though he was holding the camera and zooming in with it.. the software he used rendered the Zoom, pan and the Wiggly Cam Motion...
vamreyes 6 months ago
It cant be seen in INdia either!! That sucks @ MysteryGuitarMan :| But I still LOVE you!! :D
arparay1 6 months ago
see a bizarre video that surpasses the teleportation of goku
tafazendouque 6 months ago
it sounds heaps good your awsme
liam4056 6 months ago
I found it but the video is not available in Canada.. WHY?!
markmel2412 6 months ago
you have very many brothers that look like you...all named joe... that's how this was made...
MimiTheMouseWriter 6 months ago
The lazy dogs related to the beached whale from julian smith
Mrfrenchfri2 6 months ago
wtf i cant find it!
jdhaiti1 6 months ago in playlist mysteryguitar man 55
Why do you hate finland!? I can't watch the secret video
FiJakkeFi 6 months ago
Thumbs up just 'cause!!
Cutecatlover93 6 months ago
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TheWakimaniac 6 months ago
I cant see the secret video in Mexico :(
TheWakimaniac 6 months ago
He used different layers. Look at the whiteboard (0:26 or 0:33), the layers don't match perfectly.
BerQuinovish 6 months ago in playlist Clones and Teeny Joes 21
@BerQuinovish sharp eye
goaltie 6 months ago
@BerQuinovish don't point out flaws, maybe the whiteboard was born that way! (ov0)
silverknight95 3 months ago
@BerQuinovish Of course he did.
slemisthebest 3 months ago
Joe is my Favorite (:
sTevEtHEPrplEeLeFaNt 6 months ago
I really need to know how to do this with just one clone of one person (2 of the same person) using Cyberlink Powerdirector. I cannot figure it out! grrr
guitartist22 6 months ago
watch?v=Y18O5N6qrRY&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_778028
turtleboy551 6 months ago in playlist Clones and Teeny Joes
awesome :D
UnicornsWithLasers 6 months ago
wow...that's great~
xDD
lierblabla333 6 months ago
makeup artests really good ones
pezpezperez 6 months ago
Flip
Davethedudeful 6 months ago
Can't be a blue screen because Joe's jeans are blue.
MichaelHsiu 6 months ago
no greenscreen hmmm? BLUESCREEN!!!!!!!!
CamBen24 6 months ago
@CamBen24 i think its much more likely he has 4 clones
wyatt1the1ninja 6 months ago
i like joe best
TheChuckandTheBilly 7 months ago
whats the original song?
MrComentarist 7 months ago
One man, One band
ThePepsilon 7 months ago
0:11 what is the device he holding?
RomanticPopPunk 7 months ago
@RomanticPopPunk its a phone but it takes video
karinaomg123 7 months ago
@RomanticPopPunk lol its a sony bloggie camcorder
carboman100 6 months ago
i made the same video on my channel go and see its called one man band :)
so i guessed how u made it :)
laithsrc 7 months ago
Autoroto?
NotHappyGoAway 7 months ago
He did it just by being in freddie wong's apartment. He's asian so it made sense XP
garfieldandfriends1 7 months ago
You used a blue screen haha
guitarslash1998 7 months ago
And you are viding too right? lol
ConTodoo 7 months ago
0:48 wow, hey put his camera away really fast!
Peanutbutter585 7 months ago
You took separate clips then put them together to make it look like there were four of you playing
JohnKusterTV 7 months ago
@JohnKusterTV
No, actually, there were four of him.
IgorKinGamer 7 months ago
This is freddiew apartment.
treeko1996 7 months ago
i like joe :D
vanbait 7 months ago
I think you took seperate videos of you playing one of the instruments, then used a program to take each Joe from the videos and put it in the whole video. It's the only thing I can think of.
MJEandPhyxesVids 7 months ago
@MJEandPhyxesVids I'm not yet familiar with video editing, so that's why I didn't specify a certain program you could have used. Wait, why am I talking like this?
MJEandPhyxesVids 7 months ago
It is very good, but how can you did it? ia wana do video like that! Can you say me this video secret?
4KingKid 7 months ago
@4KingKid what plug in you need to do like this? i use sony vegas platinum 10...
okcSDRmedia 7 months ago
none of the amps are plugged in. your video editing lacks conntinuity.
eggnog1337 7 months ago
Great!
grunstars 7 months ago
Rotoscoping, the end.
thefamouskaytay 7 months ago
Ok soooo why are the guitars and bass NOT plyged in...hmmmmm O.o
linkinparktv22 7 months ago
Hey vc usou tela verde ??
kaique54 7 months ago
Made in freddie wongs apartment.
thevelozleo 7 months ago 110
@thevelozleo No green screens huh? Well anything is possible in Freddie's apartment. :)
ProdigyStepper 6 months ago
I found the link but its not available in the netherlands D:
MetallicaEqualsWin 7 months ago
wow finally found the link and its not avabile to be viewed in canada...
Combtarm 7 months ago 55
@Combtarm WHERE IS IT!!??
DJBanana34 7 months ago
@Combtarm is so im whatching it right now in halifax
superpownage111 6 months ago
@Combtarm lol, not viewing in japan either. :|
CraazyCookiee 6 months ago
@Combtarm where is it?
livinglifewitJez 5 months ago
I found that annotation in like a second :D
MatteoFassettaMusic 7 months ago
wow they're so good that they didnt even need to plug their instruments in :O
rockgodlegendary 7 months ago
you layered yourself
cupcakelover2201 7 months ago
which mgm is MY fave... i say bohemian sliiiiide ;P
OhCrapItsKATIE 7 months ago
i found the secret annotation, but it's not available in my country :"(
danielbilesky 7 months ago
@danielbilesky where is it??!!
OhCrapItsKATIE 7 months ago
@OhCrapItsKATIE it is at 0:29 in the lead guitar joe.
danielbilesky 7 months ago
@danielbilesky were is it?
gryndylow1 7 months ago
@gryndylow1 at 0:29 in the lead guitar joe
danielbilesky 7 months ago
you guys have matching outfits
Iluvpie7650 7 months ago
after i stuck in vadrum videos now i stuck in MGM videos....
oddiebor 7 months ago
i think something like 360° video with split screen or just split screen with the camera movement made by the program
P.S. i'm italian, sorry for my bad english
finchx881 7 months ago
i found the secret video, but it isn't available in my country
now my life has no meaning!
PippoMercer 7 months ago
@PippoMercer is it in paris? because on a holiday there now and the damn link didnt work for me
soxy501 7 months ago
@soxy501 i live in italy (i'm italian) so, i don't now
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0:29
the orange guitar guy... there is the hidden thing xD
thumbs up so everyone can see it
TheTsouxtras 7 months ago
he did one by one, and then put them all together. FreddieW does that :P
TheMuaz28 7 months ago
unplugs!? come on man i list plug them in to look for realistic other than that great video!
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Sealy1986 7 months ago
Awesome
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WHEN IM BORED I SHOVE PELICANS UP MY ASS AND LISTEN TO CHER WHILE CUMMING ON TOP OF KALEIDOSCOPES. TELEVISIONS AND CURTAINS MAKE ME HORNY, MY MUM BREASTFEEDS ME WHILE I DO MY HOMEWORK INSIDE MY TOILET BOWL AND I EAT SOAP OUT OF MY SISTERS ASS.
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I LIKE PISSING IN PELICANS MOUTH WHILE BEATING MYSELF OFF TO COMPUTER SCREENS IN MY CLOSET AND RAPING APPLES UPSIDE DOWN ON COFFEE TABLES. BROCCOLI AND PHOTO FRAMES TURN ME ON. I LIKE TO MICROWAVE SHIT AND EAT IT ON MY CHIMNEY.
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daser245 7 months ago
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Ro0key 7 months ago
Don't be fucking kiddin me this is AWESOME !
maiza88 7 months ago
Awesome :)))
bigletteropener 8 months ago
One take... It makes me think that he didn't paused the camera at any moment, and the he recorded IN ONE TAKE every single instrument. Then, he edits the whole scene, and then he cuts each character. I think I've found that lil' secret, MGM. Please, make me know If i'm in the right thinking
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I LIKE STICKING CHEWING GUM ON MY TESTICLES WHILE I PLAY WITH MY MOTHERS G STRING BEFORE I GO SKINNY DIPPING IN COW BLOOD AND EAT POTATO CHIPS OUT OF MY ASS THEN FLOSS MY TEETH WITH MY FATHERS PUBIC HAIR. HAIR DRYERS AND ADAM WEST MAKE HORNY SO I KICK BASKET BALLS AT ORPHANS.
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I LIKE CUMING IN MY SISTERS HAIR BEFORE I DIP MYSELF IN HONEY AND LET A BEAR LICK ME OUT. ON WEDNESDAY NIGHTS I LIKE EATING SHOES WHILE LISTENING TO BABIES CRYING. I LIKE TO PEE ON WELCOME MATS AFTER I STEAL MY FATHERS NAIL GUN AND SHOOT MEXICANS ON SKATEBOARDS. I LIKE PLEASURING MYSELF TO FRIDGE MAGNETS.
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I LIKE TO SIT IN MY FREEZER AND MASTURBATE TO MY ALARM CLOCK BEFORE I PLAY NINTENDO 64 THEN THROW MY CONTROLLER AT A BUM ACROSS THE STREET. I ENJOY RUBBING MY THIGHS WITH TOMATO SAUCE BEFORE I MAKE OUT WITH MY DOOR HANDLE THEN CUMMING ONTO MY DESK AND EATING STRAWBERRIES.
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I LIKE TO HUMP MY DOG ON MY DRIVE WAY WHILE DRINKING FROM A GARDEN HOSE THEN THROWING UP IN MY WIFE'S EAR THEN JUMPING UP AND DOWN IN MY BLOW UP CASTLE WHILE EATING A RAT. I LOVE MAKING LOVE TO MYSELF BEFORE THROWING STONES AT CARS AND DRINKING MY OWN BLOOD I LOST AFTER STABBING MYSELF IN THE NECK WITH A BROKEN WINE BOTTLE. CHEESE GRATERS AND JIM CARREY TURN ME ON.
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#4 Lava Lamp
I LIKE TO KEEP A LAVA LAMP CLENCHED BETWEEN MY BUTTOCKS WHILE WATCHING SPICE GIRLS IN MY BATHROOM BEFORE I JUMP IN A GARBAGE TRUCK AND RAPE A BICYCLE WHILE SINGING O MCDONALD. AFTER THAT I LIKE TO 69 A GRIZZLY BEAR WHILE LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK ON MY OVEN AND I GET OFF BY GETTING MY PENIS STUCK IN MY DVD DRIVE WHILE DRINKING TOMATO SAUCE.
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#3 Toilet Bowl
WHEN IM BORED I SHOVE PELICANS UP MY ASS AND LISTEN TO CHER WHILE CUMMING ON TOP OF KALEIDOSCOPES. TELEVISIONS AND CURTAINS MAKE ME HORNY, MY MUM BREASTFEEDS ME WHILE I DO MY HOMEWORK INSIDE MY TOILET BOWL AND I EAT SOAP OUT OF MY SISTERS ASS.
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#2 Jack And The Beanstalk
WHEN I WAS SIX MY DAD READ ME JACK AND THE BEANSTALK AND I GOT BORED SO I RAPED HIM AND GRABBED HIS KEYS OUT OF HIS ASS AND DROVE TO DISNEYLAND AND PLAYED WITH THE ELEPHANTS AND BEAT MYSELF OFF TO A CAR WINDOW. I FOUND A CAR STEREO IN MY ASS AND LISTENED TO IT WHILE STROKING A CARROT.
AvengingBandit 8 months ago