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  • ...Jack Black sucks, no talent, unfunny, hasbeen...

  • They steal all our INTERNETS!

  • If you were broke, hungry and I was selling a cookie made from my own secret recipe... yet, you were able to make an exact duplicate of that cookie without taking the original, then ate that cookie you just cloned... did you just steal my cookie? No... neither did you steal a profit because you wouldn't have had the money to buy it anyway. DON'T BE GREEDY!! Sharing...IS...caring!

  • I agree with Jack Black; some corporations right now are blowing things out of proportion, and SOPA is something I am very much against, but at the end of the day just respect other people's property. If they want to give their stuff away for free, great, but if they want to make a living off of their work and they want money for what they do, people should respect that too.

  • irony... hes the biggest doche who only makes movies or music becuase of money which is the reason why our music these days is god awefull terrible. like seriously??/ rack city?? thats not even a song just an annoying and simple bass beat with a monotone voice saying stupid shitt. fuck you modern culture

  • guys its a joke and its funny as fuck.

  • its a mock, he makes fun on the industry!

  • It's funny that people don't know he's actually mocking everyone. The pirates and the industry.

  • Piracy only damages the industry, not the musicians! musicians primarily make money out of royalties, concerts, live preformances etc.NOT of cd/dvd sale!¨

    the industry is big fat parasite that lives on the back of these people! their rights are being violated by piracy! not those who actually make songs. Even if you eliminate piracy completely, money musicians make will not be much more. only the parasites will get bigger, fatter and more greedy.

    Give ur money to musicians on concerts!

  • jack just lost 100,000 respect points, not even shallow hallow can make up for that lost

  • I say, pirates in the colonies? Who on earth would have imagined there was anything in hollywoodland that wasn't up for grabs. I do declare that i heard its full of 'hookers', whoever she is. Fishermen and women. Simple honest peasant folk making an honest living.

  • assclown

  • Retards of youtube, please learn sarcasm.

  • "AND THEY STEAL ALL OUR INTERNETS"

  • what a TOOL

  • replace the word "pirate" with the words "government", MPAA and RIAA. And then you've got the truth.

    I don't hate Jack Black, I love the guy, but I'd bet he would regret doing that ad after he finds out the truth.

    I mean, Dave Grohl is actually for sharing information/creations.

  • @TheKungFuProductions You do realize that this ad is a joke right? i thought the "don't be a douche" thing at the end made it obvious.

  • @lakers128 I really can't detect sarcasm when it comes from Jables, he's just too good I guess :P

  • Take the biggest douche bag in Hollywood, and film him telling you not to be a douche.

  • i love jazz,so fuck you jack black!

  • musik ist für alle da und vor allem frei! geht arbeiten wenn ihr kohle machen wollt!

  • This is made for a joke. He is being sarcastic towards all the other asses that legitimately think piracy is bad for the music industry. i.e Lilly Allen and cunts like that.

  • jazz? haha.

  • what ever happend to 'the government totally sucks you muthafucka' and now 'no cash no inspiration'???

  • I never know when he's serious. If he ever is

  • Internets....I didn't know that there was more than one internet.

  • @TheBlackwater200 if you think about what the word internet means, then there are millions of internets

  • When will these government idiots go after the record companies and managers that have been SCREWING the artists since the 50's with illegitimate record contracts? Nobody cares about the artists (that supply ALL of the productivity). How many Billions of dollars have artists been screwed out of in the 50 years BEFORE the existence of the internet? The internet is simply a tool with which NEW profits can be made. This is again, only about the top 1% (record companies) getting richer and richer.

  • well jack when I'm pulling in the same bank roll as you for condensing stupidity and silly words then I suppose I won't have to worry about my entertainment budget but until then I'm just going to pirate

  • Pretty funny how people completely missed the joke.

  • COPYING IS NOT THEFT

  • Real 'artists' aren't inspired by money! WHORE OF BABYLON'S SON!

  • @MrSlipperyfish Nice

  • He's kidding. Come on now guys. It's TENAC!

  • This is obviously a joke. Jack isn't Lars Ulrich.

  • Yeah I'm pretty sure he's just kidding, folks. The irony isn't as spelled-out as I guess most of you are used to, but whatevs.

  • THIS, from a millionaire !!!.Those pricks make enough money. I'm not watching any more of his movies or buying anything he pushes. I don't think he is joking.

  • Screw this i'm not paying $3000 for all my music

  • I can't tell if this is ironic, or a really weak "humorous" but genuine anti-piracy video...

  • @Aralakh, me neither....I guess because I really don't want to lose respect for JAck Black (I'm a Tenac fan :P), I'm going to take it as an ironic video. It seems that way to me, simply because of how idiotic he is about the whole thing "the internets (plural" etc..

  • lol....@ 2nd fav comment

  • He's kidding and why do pirates search up anti piracy videos and rage over nothing guys he means you can download just don't sell it - don't be a douche

  • I'm sure this piece of shit is just desperate for motivation with the millions he's making off of his shitty movies.

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  • yes

    you sick man

  • I'm stealing anyway !

  • Awesome job Jack. Sarcasm is fun, and some people don't get it.

    I think his main message was DON'T BE A DOUCHE not, I am poor. He obviously isn't poor, and has tonnes of rocket sauce. The real Douche move would be to let SOPA even be an option.  A rich dude like that speaks up about it, and you guys get mad at him? More entertainers should say, hey, wait a minute, I ain't poor tho, guys. Don't worry about me. Pirates actually spread my message with free advertising for the pirated stuff.

  • i would download the pick of destiny for free but it isn't even worth the bandwidth.

  • Fuck you Jack Black.

  • MO MONEY MO MONEY MO MONEY ! POOR POREST POOR POREST POOR POREST! MO MONEY MO MONEY MO MONEY! POOR POOREST POOR POREST POOR POOREST! YWYYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEEYEY SOPA GO SOP GO SOPA GO SOPA>>>....awww wtf. . I dont giv a shit what they do I DONT CARE! I LIKE SOPA I DONT LIKE SOPA. .. .what.. They will do wtf they want so stfu. I LIKE SOPA..

  • It's the battle cry of the has been, who depends on residuals to feed a rocket sauce habit, so he can become inspired enough to create some uninspired derivative that his managers think his fans will buy. The same fans that they persecute relentlessly and then blame for declining sales.....

  • I don't know why you dont like what he says. He is true, if you guys just steal every movie and music from the internet, there will be no more. It's not free to get a studio and record an album or a movie, you know.

  • HE IS JOKING YOU STUUUUUUUUUUUPID ASSHATS

  • Jack Black, your a clown.

  • WTF JACK! Thought you said "stick it to the man"? School of Rock? More Like "School of Ass-kissing to get rich"

  • toe to toe against the english armada. i thought he was american and that crap was over in 1776

  • You people are idiots you wouldnt be bitchin if it was your job and your money. Go tell your bosses your willing to work for free because thats what your bitchin at him for. Dumb shits

  • @mrfutureawesomerocke I am a musician and i would only be happy if people wanted to share my music so more could listen to it.

    Not all have the money to buy albums all the time. But i buy albums to from time to time. Trust me JB is pretty rich anyway.

  • jack black use to file share, garenteed. they still get paid even if there is piracy.

  • hijo de perra reptiliano de mierda !!!!!

  • tell that to Sony CBS Disney and microsoft to name a few that made file sharing software available and promoted it its use aaaaannnnnnd made billions from the piracy to boot. Now they put up this smoke screen of whining about a situation that they initiated and profitted from. This sopa bill is all about controlling the net and nothing more. They said the same thing when the cassette came out. Please....gimmie a break. Tell the corporations to stop being douches.

  • YOUR A QUEER JACK BLACK!!!

  • he's being sarcastic you absolute dipshits.

  • @KantorekBaumerB14 IS he being sarcastic? At first I hoped so - but after watching the whole thing, I think not. It's disappointing he'd pimp for a one-sided POV when, in fact, copyright laws are totally out of hand and damage our culture! Do artists deserve to be paid for their work? Sure- but this issue is more complex than that.

  • No Cash = No Inspiration? What. They'd make much more convincing piracy adverts if you weren't being spoke to like an idiot by a rich person and the industry highlighted the jobs lost by people working at places like HMV, etc. Of course if the music stores found a better way to compete against Amazon they probably wouldn't be doing so badly.

  • I think I'm gonna go download "Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny" from Pirate Bay now.

  • lol, it's obvious that he is being sarcastic

  • 2006 i think weshould give him a chance, piracy was a different ballgame then... but i would like an update jack. and until then, im sorrry but i cannot forgive you for your wrongdoings.

  • Why the fuck is the biggest zit always a recommendend after every video i watch

  • I hope he's being sarcastic.

  • =(

  • The Government Totally Sucks? Dont be fake man, now i see you are nothing that you say you are.

  • he's being sarcastic you idiots

  • @bogbrush4ever As much as I would love to think that he is being sarcastic, I don't think he is. His idiosyncrasies just make it seem like a joke, he's just making sure that he's like "Hey I'm still the same Jack Black, I'm your best friend and I'm being really casual and cool with you. But I still need more money" So he's doing a good job and making it really informal and that he's still the same guy, but to me. He has changed so much after seeing this.

  • No money No inspiration? I thought rock and roll was about inspiring people and yourself with music, not cash. STFU jack black, i thought you were cool, you're just another greedy money fanatic. Stop ACTA

  • "Hi, Im an average rich asshole with millions of dollars to my name. Im referenced in a lot of shit, voice acted alot of kids shit, acted for shit, did music for shit, and I hate piracy. Only money fuels me to do what I do. Fans mean nothing."

    - Jack Black

  • Yesterday i stole Jack Black's internets!

  • "No cash, No inspiration" ?!?!

    Inspiration should come out of passion not money. I lost 100% of my respect for Jack Black.

  • If the celebrity-stoned media didn't make his movies quite so prevalent, maybe the rest of us wouldn't need to use the 'net to find something decent to watch? How about "The Douche of Destiny"? A shower attachment for washing away what'll be considered crap in years to come. There's a few Jack Black offerings in there, I'm afraid.

  • Poverty begets great art.

    Wealth has a way of eroding the artistry in man.

    Art is fueled by passion, and it's hard to be passionate about anything when you can afford anything you want.

  • I'm just glad Johnny Depp didn't make this video. As for "No cash, No inspiration" - What a load of shite. sfumato1002 said "Inspiration usually comes from free sources: rain, sunsets, nature, love, passion... Cash actually destroys inspiration", and it's right (Quote with persons name in-case he sues me for copyright :-)

    These people are supposed to be doing something they love doing. Whether it's sport, music, acting etc, but as soon as they start making money, the love of money takes over.

  • Jack Black, trying to mask the fact that it wasn't piracy that made The Pick of Destiny tank like... a tanker.

  • I hope this was scripted

  • Is Jack Black a communist?

  • That mother fucking bloody bastard pain in the arse, dick cheese stinking dirty shitty wanking fucking bloody fucking bastard fucking stupid cunt of a fucking 'musician'!

    I've just lost all the respect to this guy...

    No cash does NOT mean No inspiration. Fucking cunt!

  • @giomjava wow calm down

  • @shiftyluke Well, I guess I should. But still - this kind of attitude towards ART that is music disgusts me.

    You know, we admire beautiful and sexy women, don't we? But we DO tend to send some of these to prison for prostitution! Just because they've decided to 'get some cash'.

    In a sense, this is the same thing...

  • @giomjava Art thou very retarded? Apparently the sarcasm was lost on you and 6 other idiots.

  • @giomjava oh come on, he has a full right to ask that. plus it has i hope u know that it has nothing to do with sopa shit. but, u know, if u don't like the guy great! now get the fuck out.

  • You don't need cash to get inspiration...on the contrary..Inspiration usually comes from free sources: rain, sunsets, nature, love, passion... Cash actually destroys inspiration...this is why most bands are best during their first years...like u2 sucks now compared to their early years when they were struggling to make it.

  • How ironic they got a celebrity to talk about Piracy, with a name that sounds is if he could be a pirate himself.... :)

  • Bhahaha !! "Pirates steal all our internets" ... well i guess if you think of the goverment as pirates then it makes sense.

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  • Hey Jack Black....SUCK IT..

    Your movies aren't worth paying for..

  • @ouchie666 lol

  • Am i the only one who thinks this video is facetious?

  • @CypherBrood SORRY YOU ARE

    PIRACY IS STILL THEFT

  • i thought rock n roll was sposed to be about sticking it to the man. Jack Black, those pirates are more rock and roll than you!

  • Jack Black is the definition of main stream, what a douche

  • All I have to say to UNCLE SAM IS YOU CAN'T SHUT down VUZE.COM, IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT VUZE OR ARREST ANYONE, IT HAS BEEN SAID IF ANYTHING HAPPENS, THE INTERNET WILL GO OBSOLETE FOR SIX MONTH!! AND FOR YOU MR DUM ASS BLACK MAKE ANOTHER MOVIE AGAIN!! AND YOUR ACCOUNTS WILL BE FROZED!! SO TO ALL YOU BIG SHOTS OUT THERE THAT WANT TO START AN ONLINE ANARCHY FIGHT!!!! BRING IT

  • Come on it's obviously a joke.... :D

  • does no one understand what a joke is

  • @HowJuicy IT IS NOT A JOKE FOOL

    ITS JACKS WAY OF SAY STOP STEALING

  • Hey Jack.. I don't know you for your movies and music. But I do know you for being a lowlife douche bag!

  • Remember guys, this was from when piracy was actually bad...versus what it is now, just file sharing.

  • Haha jack black. Seeing this - I am stealing all of your shit from the internet containing your name and doing my best to share it with as many people as possible. Go fck yourself

  • @pURanoslav Awesome idea!!!

  • lol.. fag

  • " Hi im jack black and im very rich, please dont make me poor like you" Damn it JB i thought you only were in it for the juice, not the money :(

  • @lfgubrs sell your soul to the devil and tell me about it after.

  • @lfgubrs Jack Black is all like "Um nom nom nom money"

  • @sparton5061 I thought he was cool:( 

  • This was made 5 years ago.

  • Watch Neil Gaiman's video about piracy.

  • 'The Government Totally Sucks' means nothing to me anymore.

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  • movies i understand because they are so exspensive to make but you wanna cry about being broke cuz people download yur music for free? you should be tarred and feathered. make yur money meltin faces on the road and be happy so many people want to download yur music on the internet. i work my fingers to the bone for my money and jam for fun. im no bad ass like Black, but if people liked my music ide be happy to find out it had been downloaded for free a million times

  • @jimibones83 If you make something you should have the right to sell it at a price people are willing to pay. If you enjoy music you should pay for it, right? It's called supporting the artist, and over 85% of all music today is pirated, it is a major problem and musicians aren't selling the albums like they used to because people download them pirated. SOPA - PIPA and ACTA are the government trying to take control of our lives that's not the answer to piracy but piracy IS a problem

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  • I wounder how you steal the internet?

  • Theft is wrong, whether it be physical or virtual, if you want something you should pay for it. Now, the governments are trying to use this simple fact to regulate our lives once again, piracy is a problem, and it should be solved by those who are being stolen from, and those who steal. Just like physical items, the government doesn't regulate how we can watch TV if they think our neighbor stole one, and the same goes for songs. Governments need to stay out of our lives, and not take our freedom

  • no cash no inspiration? yur a fucking tool Black

  • Aren't they rich enough? Easy for THEM to condemn people who can't afford to buy cds and dvds or to go to the theatre when they want, I doubt they have any problem buying what they want when they want, some of them even bought islands, boats and are used to spend holidays in Los Cabos for thousands of dollars, damnit I can't even afford to pay my f** driving licence! And seriously give me the name of one person who got fired or ruined because of piracy...

  • The best scene he was ever in was jackl "speed test" was that art imitating life or will life imitate art.

  • See the thing is an artist for sure does what they do out of passion... but to have their product be taken WITHOUT permission, copied and sent to thousands and thousands of other people isn't RIGHT.

    If you made something that you were beyond proud of and someone took it without your permission, you'd be pissed too.

    It's no unspoken thing that most artists are beyond happy and shocked that they can make their LIVING doing something they love. Don't steal that from them.

  • Pretty sure this is satirical.

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  • Michael moore has a point but you don't lend a movie to a million people?

    Put if you drew something really cool then they used it in a comercial and stole your idea..

    Would you not be pissed off?

    I'm an artist sorta if i could make a living off my creative talents that would be a dream come true but its so easy to pirate somthing and children don't know how it affects the economy..

    they just know hmm i don't have the money but i like this so i'll just dl it?

  • a musician has to work with concerts... and i say that as a musician... i don t get money from records... i m not on mtv... and when i started to play i used a lot the tape recorder... and i do not fell i m a thief... if i didn t do that i was not a musician now... knowledge has to be for everybody... u re a nice guy jack... but u miss the point... you are not a musician...

  • i know some musicians that just put their work on share for free, or just hand out cds on the street. these guys are real artists, they dont care about money

  • I TAKE WHAT I WANT, AND GIVE NOTHING BACK! so FU IMMA DOWNLOAD A JACK BLACK MOVIE RIGHT NOW!

  • I always hated Jack Black and after this video I still do.

  • @svennemax100 you rcomment made made my day XD

  • lol, do you really don't know why piracy works..

    it is simple for 1 sooooooooo many people don't have cash for expensive product

    for 2 that product is shit in shiny bag

    if you make good stuff u can live from it and you not don't pay some US corrupted senators to make SOPA or ACTA that make your monopoly work and use power to take extra cash from people

    this is so stupid like old prohibition in US :/

  • Wow! I didn't know Jack was broke!

  • Bullshit. Check out Beans on Toast. He got no money and still he's better than Justin Timberlake.

    You don't need money to get inspiration. You don't need money to sing. Greedy pig. I bet Mr. Black got a lot of fans, so if he ever gets broke he can still sell his dirty underwears for like 1K.

  • noone is really an artist - all u ever do - u own to everyone around u and everyone that has lived before u - what a ... human idea that is - ownership...

    there are no artists ;)

    whoever sells it's creations is not an artist, but a liar, thief and opresor

  • Really? Does anyone think that rock and hollywood stars are about to be broke? That is ridiculous. I am not saying that piracy is allright but saying that their broke?

  • When I first watched this I couldn't tell whether or not he was being serious, or just screwing around. Since when does money = inspiration? From the sound of that, only rich millionaires could be artists.

  • defiantly did this to make money due to piracy lol he didn't want to do it! weve all see P.O.D greens his inspiration! and if he could download that he would =)

  • expect ur movie to be downloaded once again jack......muahahhaha

    

  • Most Artists get their money from tours and concerts. Not songs sold. GTFO with your bullshit stories artists. Grow a pair.

  • @Cryolyptic go fuck yourself you pretentious cunt-faced-asshole not all artists tour and even if they did theft is still theft and their is no good reason to do it so why don't you grow a pair and stop acting like an entitled little bitch you greedy cocksmoker

  • @misteryman5 umadbro? LOL!!!

  • Was Black forced to make this or something?

  • @bennude10 i lost a good bit of respect

  • Sooo... i buy a cd for someone for their bday... did i break the law?

  • Real musicians hold concerts and make ten fold that what a record would ever give them. Record industry is just a fossil of old media distribution.

  • I'm sorry you only get 10 millions per hour instead of the 20 millions you deserve Jack.

  • I think I speak for the whole Internet when I say this. Jack you dumb fuck

  • Did you know That CBS/C-NET is behind the file sharing and piracy? JAck Black is a ignorant imbecile.

  • I didn't even know he was a musician, hahah. I loved him as a comedian and actor, but I've just lost all my respect for him.

  • I personally always give my music away for free, but put some songs on the online stores so if anyone wants to give me a dollar in support they can. Funny how on the same song page of my website there is a free MP3 download at the top and the option to buy the song on iTunes or other stores below it, but people still actually pay for it. Maybe the only real way to earn any respect as an artist is by not being a money hungry dick?

  • I don't like jack black anymore. He's lost all of my respect. Artist complain about "piracy" yet here they are living in million dollar homes...if Anyones douches it's them.

  • I have never downloaded something illegal before..is the econemy really that bad in other countries? No offense :) I just don't understand...i'm norwegian btw

  • Im jack black, and im with S.O.P.A.

    real artists dont work money, works passion

  • Jack is just mad Because he is running low on buying his tenth mercedes benz .

  • SHIT OF DESTINY

    

  • SHUT UP JACK THEY PAID YOU TO SAY THAT. YOU ARE THE INVASION OF THE SNATCHERS VERSION OF YOURSELF.

  • that's funny because I watched Pick of Destiny online

  • that's funny because I watch Pick of Destiny online

  • what an asshole. I used to have respect for these people as a kid but no I lost all respect for them. They act like they don't earn enough as it is and they are suffering because they don't earn an extra million dollars. I am a pirate and proud of it!

  • the record company keeps you broke.

  • shut up dork

  • And he Said this before that new act blew up.

  • I wouldn't say money was my inspiration but if I had fans that wouldn't give me 99 cent to help my career which I live off of I wouldn't put up anything to download all live shows.

  • Okay so Piracy isn't the end of the world, but I don't think it's necessarily right either. People say they'll still make money because people will go to live shows, but if no one buys their records artists won't get any shows. Think about it people.

  • I bet when Jack Black record this video, his computer already downloading some porn from uTorrent. :P

  • this was uploaed nearly 5 years ago ,and its a PSA parody,so dont take this out of context