40 Kent Hovind Lies Part 1 (Re: The Kent Hovind Challenge)

[MrJESSROX]

This video is flat out retarded!

[Houshalter]

Please, just stick to text only, or at least get a better voice synthisizer. Theres some at Xtranormal that sound really realistic, for some reason the british accent actually sounds like a realistic while the American ones sound like shit =/

[boogeryspok22]

people who believe in evolution believe it because they want to. not because it is a good theory because it is not. it is stupid so shut your mouth. there is no real reason to reject the bible. it is a good thing. if evolution were true, it doens't matter what you believe or what you do. if the bible is true then you are going to hell. so you are taking a very big risk here.

[johnrainrules]

@boogeryspok22 And if the Pastafarians are correct you're screwed and I get a stripper factory and a beer volcano.

[shanedk]

@effelloh See, that's the creationist mindset: they don't HAVE to read it in order to not like it; as long as they know it goes against their delusions, they automatically know they won't like it, and therefore refuse to read it.

Once again, their own words betray them.

[neoverse]

@shanedk Is that suppose to be some kind of intellectual answer? you trying to connect yor personal opinion with something that was actually said. tsk tsk. This is the mindset of of evolution, draw conclusions whee none exist.

[shanedk]

@neoverse No, that was YOUR words. Your own statement betrayed you for what you are.

[neoverse]

@shanedk OK, I guess your a mind reader or something, I sure don't see anything in my statement to effelloh that has anything to do with your little ole opinion about creationists. Sorry

[shanedk]

@neoverse No, YOUR words were: "Why do you bother to read my comment if you don't like it?" Your EXACT words. And THAT is what we're talking about.

[neoverse]

@effelloh Why do you bother to read my comment if you don't like it? Nothing better to do?

[Imaginefree69]

"Doctor" Hovind? What a joke. Hovind's "PhD", as well as his "Master's Degree" came from Patriot University. Google "Patriot University", and see the Wiki article. There is a discussion there about Hovind's degree, too. Patriot U. is a trailer out in the sagebrush. No teachers, no classes, just a photocopier and a cashier. Hovind the scientist. Oh, hahahahaha!!!!

[boogeryspok22]

omg shanedk you are so stupid. on lie #3 you said that space exploded itself and created everything. that makes it even more stupid than 'all the dust started drawing dogether into a little bitty dot', what exploded? nothing exploded? are you out of your mind? if there is nothing... it stays nothing. nothing can't create space and matter. space can't creater time and matter.... you are very weird.

[shanedk]

@boogeryspok22 Way to not even TRY to understand the concept...

[chuckinator0]

Thank you, shanedk. Thank you so much. Kent Hovind is such a fraud, and I'm glad someone is calling him out.

[neoverse]

You got to love the Dr. Hovind haters, I guess he just gets under their skin so well.

[neoverse]

You got to love the Dr. Hovind haters, I guess he just gets under their skin so well.

[shanedk]

Yes, liars, cheats, and frauds do that to people. I wouldn't expect immoral scumbags like you creationists to understand that.

[CodaCola]

I've seen more hateful things said about Richard Dawkins (who, unlike Hovind, has a REAL Ph.D., by the way).

[alex85russia]

kent hovind is crazy forthe true. kent hovind is the best. evolution is for dumb asses. who ever believes in that bullshit is stupid like he says. GO KENT !!! DO WHAT U DO BEST

[shanedk]

What he does best is LIE. Why do you think he's in prison?

[neoverse]

Just because someone has been jailed doesn't make everything they've said a lie.

Mike Tyson jailed for rape, does that mean he wasn't a good boxer?

Michael Vick jailed for dog fighting, does that mean he wasn't a good football player?

[hateterrorists]

if evolution is for dumb asses? what does that make the people who believe we were created by a bearded man in a night gown?

[freakyphysicsguy]

Sirius A is a Class-A star, two spectral levels up from the sun. Shouldn't it be whitish-blue?

[evensgrey]

@freakyphysicsguy Yes, it is. Of course, Kent pretends not to know about Sirius A and Sirius B, and is conflating the two on the expectation that his audience won't know about them either. Most of his audience doesn't, either. Of course, there's at least one person on YouTube who put up a video explaining how catching this and other lies about astronomy led him out of Cretinism.

[micah1116]

Question, how come if Kent Hovind is wrong, then why is he winning all his debates with flying colors? You'd think if he was saying something wrong that his opponents would say something about it.

[shanedk]

Because debates are set up with the assumption that everyone is being honest. So someone like Hovind, who has no compunction at all about lying, can easily game the system.

A liar can say something in five seconds that can take several minutes to unravel. So there's NO WAY you can rebut all of his points. So he "wins."

[Surhotchaperchlorome]

I guess that's why, as the song goes, he's a fucktard, right?

[rddaos]

Yup!  Hovind is a scam artist that sells "seminars" and propaganda to ignorant bible slappers.

[freakyphysicsguy]

The Jet Propulsion Laboratory has an open invitation to debate evolution there, in front of a bunch of PhD scientists and engineers, and he hasn't taken it up. Why? Because literally everyone in the audience will call him on his bullshit, whereas he does his "debates" in large churches, where no one in the audience has more than a rudimentary scientific understanding and they see him as a hero of sorts.

[micah1116]

No, he's not afraid to debate anyone, he's debated many of the world experts in evolution, it's not like he's trying to debate some average joes.

[rddaos]

What debate did hovind ever "win"?

[CodaCola]

Winning a debate has nothing to do with whether or not one is telling the truth.

[shanedk]

Especially since the debate format assumes everyone's being honest. Someone like Hovind who has no compunction about lying can easily game the system.

[Sandokiri]

A fellow named Buddika did something like this and found over 300 lies. It's a fun read. Google "300 creationist lies" for first hit.

[Xendrius]

Hovind is king.

[phantomspellchecker]

Xendrius? How come every time I see something retarded on youtube, it has your name on it.

[Xendrius]

Yes the truth is can be retarded for some ignorant people, but you too can be helped. I used to think just like you until I stopped being ignorant and spent some time researching evolution, the coverups, and religion. And Hovind won every single debate using a book written 2000 years ago.

Little wierd dont you think.

[xinlo]

have you looked at any of the refutations of him? they all trump him, mainly because most of what he says is a lie. for example, his definition of "chemical evolution," which doesn't exist by the way, says that fusion doesnt work past iron, which it does.

i do find it a little weird that you take everything he says as gospel.

[thornisdan]

Shane any plans of one day redoing the video with your own voice?

[shanedk]

Strange you should ask that; I just uploaded. them. ;^)

[jookyoungjo]

YOU are telling lies, not Dr.Hovind!

[shanedk]

And yet, you're completely unable to back it up.

EVERYTHING I said is VERIFIABLE. Hovind is WRONG, and Hovind KNOWS he is wrong.

He's a LIAR. DEAL with it.

[polop1234]

lol your an idiot.

[ProcInc]

This is a great series (or two parter) but I suggest you redo them with your own voice the next time you are stuck for a project to do.

Petty suggestion I know

[Cephalochordata]

seconded

[shanedk]

That's the problem: I'm more often stuck for time to do projects than I am for projects to do.

[winterstellar]

Who are Kent Hovind's audience, who believes his moronic crap? Does he speak at institutions for the mentally challenged or something? : )

[shanedk]

Yes; they're called "churches."

(ZING!)

[npeffer]

This is fantastic

[Teirusu155]

Think you may ever re-make these (audio-wise?) It's kinda hard to get all the words, especially while multitasking

[shanedk]

Perhaps eventually. Seems there's always something else out there to debunk, though.

[VenomFangXD]

Hey creationists! God wants you to STOP SPREADING LIES!

[Perfectbyte000]

boy you are dumb.. if i could pick some people to be sterilized.. you would be one. Perhaps your genetic code has become so broken down, you've become mentally disabled. LOOK AT WHAT HE"S TELLING YOU THAT"S TRUE. CAN YOU NOT SEE.. NO, OF COURSE YOU CAN SEE.

YOU JUST DON"T WANT TO. AND THAT"S WHAT YOU WON'T ADMIT

[Perfectbyte000]

dude.. r u serious?

all the incontrovertible evidence he gives you showing you the logic and realistics of things.. yet you are so cought up in.. "well, even though he proves just about every evolution topic a lie, some of his work that doesn't even really mean anything if you were to be negated might just magically get rid of his Truth."

[Johannes9126]

If you are dumb enough to believe Kent Hovind, you deserve any silly religious fairytale you believe in. "incontrovertible evidence" - LMAO.

[Draffut2003]

Kent Hovind hasn't proven anything incorrect. There are dozens of videos around here puling apart every single part of his lectures and proving his they don't make any sense. The man doesn't even have a basic understanding of actual Biology. (Not the imaginary version in his head)

Maybe wen he gets out of Jail in a few years, he will actually have learned something about science.

[nemesisnick66]

pwease remake these without the computer voice

[nailo1]

hey the vid is taken down wonder y

[ClanRewired]

Dude, this voice synthesizer is very hard or at least exhausting to follow, which is also the reason I much rather read Hawkins than that I hear him, especially for those who do not speak English as their first language. Furthermore it doesn't enhance the video in any way. And shouldn't you refer to the big bang as a rapid expansion rather than an explosion? Anyway, I like most of your video's, but had to stop after losing the thread on this one because of the voicesynth. Max your accessibility!

[Zed1967]

I totally agree, I gave it 1* because of the voice synth.

If you are communicating a message then it has to be coherent.

[TomSFox]

I notice the original challenge video has been removed. Why?

I haven't seen it, yet.

[TheBlueFalconX]

hey i had a surgery too.

but it was on my finger to remove my tumor for the 2nd time.

i have vids of the tumor on my channel

[middlekk]

I've watched many Hovind videos, and even when he starts out on relatively firm ground, he just can't help going 'out there' into uncharted territory.

Actually, I don't think he's lying in the sense that he KNOWS he stating untruths. Unlike others who willingly admit they'll lie for Jesus.

I think he's just convinced himself that his own bullshit is true. He doesn't want to see the evidence to the contrary because it would make his head hurt.

In other words, he's delusional for Jesus.

[AlmightScoop]

hope your voice gets better soon Shane.

[jergsden]

Good health to you Shane, and a speedy recovery.

[Neilsama]

Wait, somebody actually thought it would be a CHALLENGE to find 25 Hovind lies? I'd do it myself, but I'm afraid that I have this barrel full of ducks to shoot, and someone just handed me an AK-47.

Seriously, you could probably fulfill this request by simply playing a four-minute clip of any Kent Hovind seminar and audibly dinging him each time he fibs. No effort required.

[nethius]

one of the reponses to the original request said he did it with the first 10 min of one lecture ;)

[shanedk]

I saw that; I'm being more strict than he is in my interpretation of what a lie is. Still, his was great.

[nethius]

Oh yea, I know. I was replying specifically to, "[...]fulfill this request by simply playing a four-minute clip of any Kent Hovind"

Trust me, I know you like to be specific, completely understand your approach.

[HarikaYorn]

Oh man. Kent crossed the line is with the Bomadier Beetle. It's bad enough that he distorts everything he talks about, but when he goes to lie about my subject (as in, I'm going to try to get into an animal science for my major once I get to college, hopefully zoology, and look up as much as I can about different animals), well, I just can't stand it. I hadn't heard of him saying this before, so thanks.

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

I never did understand why creationists always say that the big bang was an explosion.

I think the term inflation is more appropriate for describing the big bang. The name, big bang makes it sound like an explosion in space, when its just the rapid expansion OF space

[TomSFox]

"I never did understand why creationists always say that the big bang was an explosion."

Well, they can't debunk the real Big Bang, so they have to build a strawman.

[mrx35037]

Probably a great video, like all your videos, which I enjoy watching. But please remember: you have many subscribers whos mother tongue is not English (like me) - they can hardly understand this computer voice. So please use your own voice, because I really like to watch your great videos! Thanks!

[shanedk]

Yeah, it was a necessary evil. Probably the only time it'll happen.

[xephyr1000]

Great video, but it would have been great if you could have put both Hovind's quotes AND your corrections thereof in text, maybe changing the color to distinguish the two. The computer voice tempo makes it hard to follow everything you say, but I've managed mostly to fill in what I couldn't fully make out. Again great topic and response to Hovind.

[shanedk]

I thought about making the Hovind quotes in a different voice, but none of the other computer voices sounded any good.

[gpplascencia]

LOL... you sound like Stephen Hawking... :)

[TomSFox]

Maybe you could have used the original clips for the Hovind quotes.

His videos are not copyrighted, as you know.

[shanedk]

I didn't have all of them in video form, and it would have taken way too long to download them and find the particular clip.

[HarikaYorn]

I've said this, maybe not a million times, but a lot; I'm weird. So don't mind me saying, but, some time into this video, I forgot who you were, and thought you were a Steven Hawkings parody thing. ._.;

I'm telling you, it's the voice. One can't help it.

[Herufaia]

40!? Thats 10 less than twice of what he asked.

Maybe he should give pointers to bush.....

[MaskedSkeptic]

Thanks for posting this.

[jebus6kryst]

Great job. Have you seen the other video response to this challenge?

[shanedk]

No, not yet. I'll check it out tomorrow. For now, Morpheus calls!

[adr150]

sorry, cant watch this whole thing with the computer voice....im sure its good though!

[bu1ckgnx]

When your voice is better, can you re-dub this video. The simple text voice is really annoying. Other than that, great vid! I look forward to the next part.

[CrashGames2108]

What was the surgery for?

[shanedk]

Arthroscopic surgery to free up my shoulder.

[Libertarianist]

Was your shoulder injurred in the accident? How's your outlook?

[Tokeijikaku]

Good thing I watch Hawking lectures. You get used.

[shanedk]

I just want to point out that coonkiller92 has accepted this video as a response. I think that makes him the first creationist to accept one of mine. Here's looking forward to his response!

[Ethrock]

Hey Shanedk, I just though I would let you know that I actually recently replied with 25 lies by Kent Hovind to coonkiller92. After a few days waiting for a response I PM'd him and I have been notified by him that he is 'currently taking a break from youtube, and will be back in 2-3 weeks'. Also he has videos set to auto accept as far as I know as my video was immediately placed in the response section. Excellent list by the way.

[Shadowlink2213]

where do you get that program that can speak for you?

[shanedk]

It's built in to Windows XP. Go to the Accessability Options and enable Text-To-Speech.

[superfisto]

I love the voice.

[Faustuss1]

Lol you should have just waited till you could speak better.

[shanedk]

Yeah, but I've got another video in the works that I'm using my voice a lot for. (Yes, it's debunking more creationist nonsense.)

[Faustuss1]

Ah ok, sounds good.

[SuperFlyNB]

Wow.. I didn't know that Steven Hawking was doing your YouTube videos Shane...