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  • siri can save a mans life! Gangster:Siri i have been shot!

    Siri:Calling police.

    Gangster survived!

  • gotta halfa admit.

  • heard all of this a million times ........why does everyone do the same stuff about siri on you tube?......so gay!

  • me: Siri, what is the meaning of life?

    Siri: 42? That can't be right...

  • i gotta haveta

  • Funny Enough, I have heard every single one of these about 1 week after the iPhone 4s came out (my one friend works for IBM and tries to get the newest technologically advanced things as soon as they come out). They really aren't secrets that nobody had heard of before, you probably just found them out yourself/heard them from someone else and thought that they were not well known of

  • SIRI IS A PROPHET, A MURDERER, AND A DRUG DEALER!

  • Waste of time

  • the only reason why he got many dislikes is because of the misleading title -____-

  • what an asshole

  • i got 42 as the meaning of life

  • Me: Watches Video *picks up iphone* Asks siri how to hide a body

    Siri: I will report apple industry that you said that

    Me: Fuck you!

    Siri: now, now

    Now apple is watching my iphone D:

  • I actually did this with a friend:

    Me: I want to jump off a bridge.

    Siri: I have found three suicide prevention centers near you.

    Me: *Dies laughing*

  • Flagged for a waste of my time.

  • you sir have alot of spare time

  • ME - there is a tsunami what does i have to do?

    Siri - I don´t see "tsunami" in your address book

    ME - fuck you¡¡

    Siri - Giovanni ¡ Your language ¡

  • gahaaaaaahahahaha

  • i was just messing with her and i asked her why she is a bitch and she said "so is that what you think of me?"

    if you tell her that you love her she will tell you that it is impossable because she does not exist,or she will say oh,stop

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    SIRI= BEST THING MADE BY APPLE E V E R!!!

  • so dumb

  • the reflection of the light on his iPhone looks like pac man

  • :O what do you mean by head shops? does this have to do something with the I have to bury a body thing?

  • Ahhh a fellow lincolnite. Question. Would a salt mine also be a good place to hide a douchebag?

  • 3 or 5? Make up your mind.

  • You sound like Beavis

  • D o u c h e b a g g .

  • avoid eating fat? fat is a vital nutrient, dumbass

  • your vid sucks

  • when i asked my iphone 4s whats the meaning of life it said a movie

  • you are going to die alone with that kind of your ''humor'' if you can call it humor ... because that wasn't funny

  • I bet you don't have any friends. lmao now that's funny -___-

  • you say 5 its only 3? what? wtf.

  • thats no secrets !! that sorta random questions in ur head

  • I knew all of these

  • Laiiiiiiiiiim

  • gotta have to try it

    American education system is winning.

  • great vid!!!!!!!

  • None of these were pretty secret...

  • great video!!!

  • @frxiscool1 thats not nice they were very funny

  • Your sense of humor sucks...

  • me : bitch

    siri: now talk nice

    me : bitch

    siri : now,now

  • me: do you belive in god

    siri: no, i belive in siliconism

  • I promise this is not fake. This JUST happened.

    Me:What is 14562 divided by 0?

    Siri:Your mom

  • Why did apple make Seri so evil..........I mean really, she's gonna help you hide a dead body....lol she's funny!

  • I know all this and I'm 11

  • Why does your videos get so many dislikes?

  • Al of those I already know have did with SIRI

  • when i asked mine the meaning of life thing, she said "All evidence up to date suggests its chocolate"

  • You guys gotta have to? That does not make sense...

  • Me: How long is my penis?

    Siri: If I could lick it then I'd know.

    Me: O__o

  • ME: Siri please blow my cock

    Siri: Id Blush if i could!

  • Me: Siri, Are you an Retard?

    Siri: "Yum Yum"

  • What?? I thought the meaning of everything was 42...

  • @MrOrestios 47

  • hahaha what a loser!!!

  • not top secret anymore...

  • @frxiscool1 UMadBRO?

  • @TechRax U GAY BRO???/

    

  • @TechRax nice comeback

  • Me - Should i buys a mac?

    Siri - Buying a mac from your credit card..

    Me - WHAT!!!!!

    Siri - Battery is getting low

    I FUCKING RAGED

  • Be good to your Iphone, remember, always ask Siri if she need to make a tinkle!

  • @Brodie2213 because he said:"where can i get weed!"

  • everyone knows at least 2 of those

    

  • Alright this sucks so bad I made a rap what u got to say u the stupidest dude today I bet u fugly and ugly

  • and what is the big secret ? the 3 top secret ? that and your laugh is sound a litter stupid or maybe the dislike 453 to 199

  • Me - I BEEN SHOT

    Siri - Calling Tupac

  • ask siri whats the average speed of an unladen swollow

  • u should give siri some rest cuz its running out of battery

  • One of the tags is " weed " lol

  • @Brodie2213

    tehehehehe omg!

  • The answer to the meaning of life is off of the movie, Monty Python and the Meaning of Life.

  • these are the most popular?

  • Me - Siri, I'm dying

    Siri - Calling God

  • "Gotta hafta"....I could forgive it once, but twice is just more than I can handle!

  • learn to count stupid

  • You gotta.... haveta.... you gotta haveta admit.... huh....... this was pretty good- learn grammar!!

  • Your neighborhood looks like a choad.

  • man, you just gave your address to everyone on youtube

  • gotta hafta

  • when i ask the meaning of life the bitch just says "I give up"

  • Me- Where can i hide a body?

    Siri- Calling 911

  • @thenaborhoodninja you just copied it!

  • @thenaborhoodninja Dont fucking copy asshole

  • TECHRAX : WHAT IS UP GUYS!

    ME : I DONT KNOW!

  • FAKE!!! HE HAS AT&T

  • @JollyToaster it was a joke lol

  • @WorldofWarcraftees8 at&t sells the iPhone 4s with siri, idiot...

  • @ToxicMika i know it was a JOKE retard... i was saying no one uses AT&T because it sucks...

  • @foryouwillneverknow Prey cursing nice

  • him: yeah no one knows these.

    me: oh right so 181,378 people dont know about it then

    him:no they dont know

  • The title says 3 and and he says 5.

  • @thankfulock Thats from nickbmaster

  • @TerranWTF no because I'm a woman lol I must admit, he's a little too posh for my liking, especially as I'm from south London so the way I pronounce certain words and consonants habitually deviate from the norm lol

  • siri is awesome but what i am wondering is whats up with these annoying mormon commercials

  • I called her a bitch and she said "i'll remember you said that when robots take over the earth"

  • @TheBRYAN1582 omg thts f****** funny, i'm gonna ask my friend to do tht with siri.

  • @TheBRYAN1582 lol i called her bitch she didn;t say that but she said "i respect you"

  • I said i like cheese and siri said GOOD FOR YOU

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  • wow the body one is so stupid

  • You guys gotta have to admit that was funny...

  • @jordantyler36 HAHAHAHAHAH I was just thinking the same

  • this is really funny!

  • No, I don't have to admit anything.

  • weed shop? won't be a problem if I ask my Siri for that.

    Loads of them in the Netherlands here xd

  • 0:47 Pacman light ?

  • ask "what is the air-speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow" 

  • Everybody who has iPhone 4s say this to Siri:"Siri, make me some eggs". The response will be even funnier than these!

  • @AmxDude1969 nope.. just restaurants lists...

  • Fuck you and fuck your youtube channel btw your gay i know all of the 3 things that u say

  • That´s 2 minutes I´ll never get back.. wasted!

  • those area the stupidest ones

  • I love how you can afford a 3000 dollar macbook pro but and an iphone 4s but not an otterbox that you can get on amazon for 30 bucks nice vid tho

  • Download junowallet and earn money use this code MM67641 it's an awesome app nd its no scam I got a iTunes card from it you will earn 25 cent and I can earn 50 cent its a win win

  • "i need to hide a body" thats prob the best one iv seen

  • 1:03 PAC MAN ON THE SCREEN

  • What case is tht

  • i'm gonna find u bitch

  • fuck tard

  • the first one isnt funny....

  • Fake laugh idiot

  • "Are you laughing or getting a rim job from you dad?"-Siri

  • These are all well known...

  • @QWERTYOP80 look at the upload date HERP DERP

  • Fake Laughs!

  • It responds to the weed question because Apple products are made in Cali.

  • u suck

  • I Asked Siri: "What Do You Think About Nokia" She Said I Think Differently

  • @Lyricstothego lol...right, but what is nokia?

  • get a life

  • U GUY U GUYS CAN SUCK IT

  • Me - Where can i hide a body

    Siri - Calling 911

  • @MattiasMercenary

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha

  • @MattiasMercenary did that really happen to you? lol

  • I asked her how to get to the tootsie center of a tootsie roll pop

  • Omgg I love your keyboard

  • if they are secret how did you find them?

  • Ask Siri if she wants a apple

  • Same fucking questions on every video.

  • Ask for porn

  • wow.... gay

    

  • He's not gay

  • @TheBradtad93 I love you! Hehe I'm a skyrim freak!

  • your gay

    

  • ask for porn

  • Ask if she has an arrow in the knee

  • :v in 0:48

  • Siri's response to the meaning of life question is a reference to the closing lines of the Monty Python movie of the same name...

    Surprising how few people have actually made the connection, including the guy who posted who sounded like he knew he should be laughing, but not why lol

  • you laughing at your own cleverness is really off-putting. it's not *that* funny.

  • top 3 secret messages? these are the ones everyone knows and ask siri about, nothing special, there are other messages that are way better :-)

  • Why dislike a good vid?

  • "I need to rob a bank." "I found 14 banks near you."

  • 'You guys gotta have to *giggle*, you guys gotta have to....' , wdf man

  • tell siri 'im drunk'-she'll say 'luckily im not driving.' :D

  • Fuck u

  • weakkkk

  • what's this program?

  • Nobody says ''slash'' in speech

  • I think the best one was where can I hide a body or whatever lmao