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@TerranWTF no because I'm a woman lol I must admit, he's a little too posh for my liking, especially as I'm from south London so the way I pronounce certain words and consonants habitually deviate from the norm lol
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Siri's response to the meaning of life question is a reference to the closing lines of the Monty Python movie of the same name...
Surprising how few people have actually made the connection, including the guy who posted who sounded like he knew he should be laughing, but not why lol
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siri can save a mans life! Gangster:Siri i have been shot!
Siri:Calling police.
Gangster survived!
TheTheStuntguys 11 minutes ago
gotta halfa admit.
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lzseth22 18 hours ago
heard all of this a million times ........why does everyone do the same stuff about siri on you tube?......so gay!
kacper68686 20 hours ago
me: Siri, what is the meaning of life?
Siri: 42? That can't be right...
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epicraft1234 1 day ago
i gotta haveta
Skullcatcher117 2 days ago
Funny Enough, I have heard every single one of these about 1 week after the iPhone 4s came out (my one friend works for IBM and tries to get the newest technologically advanced things as soon as they come out). They really aren't secrets that nobody had heard of before, you probably just found them out yourself/heard them from someone else and thought that they were not well known of
xXUSMCGRIFFXx 2 days ago
SIRI IS A PROPHET, A MURDERER, AND A DRUG DEALER!
unstppableimgination 2 days ago 2
Waste of time
lantibri000 3 days ago
the only reason why he got many dislikes is because of the misleading title -____-
Moe3391 3 days ago
what an asshole
dibgeagea 3 days ago
i got 42 as the meaning of life
dkpat23 3 days ago
Me: Watches Video *picks up iphone* Asks siri how to hide a body
Siri: I will report apple industry that you said that
Me: Fuck you!
Siri: now, now
Now apple is watching my iphone D:
Blu13Demon 3 days ago
I actually did this with a friend:
Me: I want to jump off a bridge.
Siri: I have found three suicide prevention centers near you.
Me: *Dies laughing*
steakup97 3 days ago 2
Flagged for a waste of my time.
officialmathewjames 4 days ago
you sir have alot of spare time
adamgore1 4 days ago
ME - there is a tsunami what does i have to do?
Siri - I don´t see "tsunami" in your address book
ME - fuck you¡¡
Siri - Giovanni ¡ Your language ¡
jakmustangsf 4 days ago
gahaaaaaahahahaha
brentzittel 4 days ago
i was just messing with her and i asked her why she is a bitch and she said "so is that what you think of me?"
if you tell her that you love her she will tell you that it is impossable because she does not exist,or she will say oh,stop
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
SIRI= BEST THING MADE BY APPLE E V E R!!!
coolmw2booster 5 days ago
so dumb
hockeyforlife23 5 days ago
the reflection of the light on his iPhone looks like pac man
hockeylover1990 5 days ago 3
:O what do you mean by head shops? does this have to do something with the I have to bury a body thing?
damphier14 6 days ago
Ahhh a fellow lincolnite. Question. Would a salt mine also be a good place to hide a douchebag?
crazyman1332 1 week ago
3 or 5? Make up your mind.
crazyman1332 1 week ago
You sound like Beavis
MrUKHackz 1 week ago
D o u c h e b a g g .
xGXRXUXMXPXYX 1 week ago
avoid eating fat? fat is a vital nutrient, dumbass
Sahandroid 1 week ago
your vid sucks
xrdxex 1 week ago
when i asked my iphone 4s whats the meaning of life it said a movie
TheShadowfexx 1 week ago
you are going to die alone with that kind of your ''humor'' if you can call it humor ... because that wasn't funny
DaKristek 1 week ago
I bet you don't have any friends. lmao now that's funny -___-
adrian123410987 1 week ago
you say 5 its only 3? what? wtf.
DaeV1id 1 week ago
thats no secrets !! that sorta random questions in ur head
abhisheksehgal84 1 week ago
I knew all of these
thezombiekiller309 1 week ago
Laiiiiiiiiiim
thezombiekiller309 1 week ago
gotta have to try it
American education system is winning.
thefalcon5 1 week ago
great vid!!!!!!!
legobuster3 1 week ago
None of these were pretty secret...
Jouldon 1 week ago
great video!!!
MegaPetWorld 1 week ago
@frxiscool1 thats not nice they were very funny
MegaPetWorld 1 week ago
Your sense of humor sucks...
MrSongRater 1 week ago
me : bitch
siri: now talk nice
me : bitch
siri : now,now
Sadiqutb1 1 week ago
me: do you belive in god
siri: no, i belive in siliconism
TheShankying 1 week ago 3
I promise this is not fake. This JUST happened.
Me:What is 14562 divided by 0?
Siri:Your mom
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Why did apple make Seri so evil..........I mean really, she's gonna help you hide a dead body....lol she's funny!
vanilla7722 2 weeks ago
I know all this and I'm 11
jailbreak00me 2 weeks ago
Why does your videos get so many dislikes?
rayados6 2 weeks ago
Al of those I already know have did with SIRI
lamboscribz9 2 weeks ago
when i asked mine the meaning of life thing, she said "All evidence up to date suggests its chocolate"
supercomputer2002 2 weeks ago 4
You guys gotta have to? That does not make sense...
1happboy 2 weeks ago
Me: How long is my penis?
Siri: If I could lick it then I'd know.
Me: O__o
Chris2456100 2 weeks ago 5
ME: Siri please blow my cock
Siri: Id Blush if i could!
kraiger1249 2 weeks ago 3
Me: Siri, Are you an Retard?
Siri: "Yum Yum"
TheMilanhl 2 weeks ago 4
What?? I thought the meaning of everything was 42...
MrOrestios 2 weeks ago
@MrOrestios 47
112cla50 2 weeks ago
hahaha what a loser!!!
TheRealMattMangawang 2 weeks ago 5
not top secret anymore...
2583RM 2 weeks ago
@frxiscool1 UMadBRO?
TechRax 3 weeks ago
@TechRax U GAY BRO???/
wipeoutbros 2 weeks ago
@TechRax nice comeback
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tarickhamilton 3 weeks ago
Me - Should i buys a mac?
Siri - Buying a mac from your credit card..
Me - WHAT!!!!!
Siri - Battery is getting low
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MusikMan410 3 weeks ago 69
Be good to your Iphone, remember, always ask Siri if she need to make a tinkle!
SuperParkerBrothers 3 weeks ago
@Brodie2213 because he said:"where can i get weed!"
Imgurke22SoD 3 weeks ago
everyone knows at least 2 of those
wtfmcdonaldswtf79 3 weeks ago
Alright this sucks so bad I made a rap what u got to say u the stupidest dude today I bet u fugly and ugly
deadislandfreak1 3 weeks ago
and what is the big secret ? the 3 top secret ? that and your laugh is sound a litter stupid or maybe the dislike 453 to 199
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Me - I feel horny
Siri - Would you like me to vibrate?
TheMysticMug 3 weeks ago
Me - I BEEN SHOT
Siri - Calling Tupac
superbros15 4 weeks ago 149
ask siri whats the average speed of an unladen swollow
Mediabong 4 weeks ago 2
u should give siri some rest cuz its running out of battery
alvezfreestyler 4 weeks ago
One of the tags is " weed " lol
Brodie2213 1 month ago
@Brodie2213
tehehehehe omg!
woweasyguides 3 weeks ago
The answer to the meaning of life is off of the movie, Monty Python and the Meaning of Life.
lastnightmarify 1 month ago
these are the most popular?
BigGiantFuzzySpaceTi 1 month ago
Me - Siri, I'm dying
Siri - Calling God
twinklestarz3 1 month ago
"Gotta hafta"....I could forgive it once, but twice is just more than I can handle!
greenificationnow 1 month ago
learn to count stupid
ibetrollinonjew 1 month ago
You gotta.... haveta.... you gotta haveta admit.... huh....... this was pretty good- learn grammar!!
TheLaullipop 1 month ago
Your neighborhood looks like a choad.
pwfisher 1 month ago
man, you just gave your address to everyone on youtube
smiley235 1 month ago
gotta hafta
tjh346 1 month ago
when i ask the meaning of life the bitch just says "I give up"
pl0xified1 1 month ago
Me- Where can i hide a body?
Siri- Calling 911
thenaborhoodninja 1 month ago
@thenaborhoodninja you just copied it!
TheBlueBruno 1 month ago
@thenaborhoodninja Dont fucking copy asshole
Zomb1eX 1 month ago
TECHRAX : WHAT IS UP GUYS!
ME : I DONT KNOW!
GameSniperU 1 month ago
FAKE!!! HE HAS AT&T
WorldofWarcraftees8 1 month ago
@WorldofWarcraftees8 So?
JollyToaster 1 month ago
@JollyToaster it was a joke lol
WorldofWarcraftees8 1 month ago
@WorldofWarcraftees8 at&t sells the iPhone 4s with siri, idiot...
ToxicMika 1 month ago
@ToxicMika i know it was a JOKE retard... i was saying no one uses AT&T because it sucks...
WorldofWarcraftees8 1 month ago
@foryouwillneverknow Prey cursing nice
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foryouwillneverknow 1 month ago
him: yeah no one knows these.
me: oh right so 181,378 people dont know about it then
him:no they dont know
The2CoolNuts 1 month ago
The title says 3 and and he says 5.
KevinMiller101 1 month ago
@thankfulock Thats from nickbmaster
arceus1887 1 month ago
@TerranWTF no because I'm a woman lol I must admit, he's a little too posh for my liking, especially as I'm from south London so the way I pronounce certain words and consonants habitually deviate from the norm lol
xbabygirltx 1 month ago
siri is awesome but what i am wondering is whats up with these annoying mormon commercials
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jer3455 1 month ago
I called her a bitch and she said "i'll remember you said that when robots take over the earth"
TheBRYAN1582 1 month ago 206
@TheBRYAN1582 omg thts f****** funny, i'm gonna ask my friend to do tht with siri.
TheHedgehogShikaru 3 weeks ago
@TheBRYAN1582 lol i called her bitch she didn;t say that but she said "i respect you"
TheOsirix12 2 weeks ago
I said i like cheese and siri said GOOD FOR YOU
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thebearknownasclaire 1 month ago
wow the body one is so stupid
caserepairer 1 month ago
You guys gotta have to admit that was funny...
jordantyler36 1 month ago
@jordantyler36 HAHAHAHAHAH I was just thinking the same
fotoprawn 1 month ago
this is really funny!
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arminferizovic1234 1 month ago
No, I don't have to admit anything.
3234718 1 month ago 2
weed shop? won't be a problem if I ask my Siri for that.
Loads of them in the Netherlands here xd
RickCoDMovies 1 month ago
0:47 Pacman light ?
Sythe570 1 month ago 2
ask "what is the air-speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow"
ghettocumquats 1 month ago
Everybody who has iPhone 4s say this to Siri:"Siri, make me some eggs". The response will be even funnier than these!
AmxDude1969 1 month ago
@AmxDude1969 nope.. just restaurants lists...
LUIGIGALLARDO 1 month ago
Fuck you and fuck your youtube channel btw your gay i know all of the 3 things that u say
thankfulock 1 month ago
That´s 2 minutes I´ll never get back.. wasted!
jeemeei 1 month ago
those area the stupidest ones
dmortiz1221 1 month ago
I love how you can afford a 3000 dollar macbook pro but and an iphone 4s but not an otterbox that you can get on amazon for 30 bucks nice vid tho
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thethuglife3546 1 month ago
"i need to hide a body" thats prob the best one iv seen
TrilbyArts 1 month ago
1:03 PAC MAN ON THE SCREEN
stahlboy15 1 month ago 2
What case is tht
AVMichaels12 1 month ago
i'm gonna find u bitch
PowPowOfficial 1 month ago
fuck tard
PowPowOfficial 1 month ago
the first one isnt funny....
madspizzle 1 month ago in playlist More videos from TechRax
Fake laugh idiot
scarlett12345678910 1 month ago 2
"Are you laughing or getting a rim job from you dad?"-Siri
stash1now 1 month ago 2
These are all well known...
QWERTYOP80 1 month ago
@QWERTYOP80 look at the upload date HERP DERP
ilikepuppies99 1 month ago
Fake Laughs!
ishengomaf22 1 month ago
It responds to the weed question because Apple products are made in Cali.
kintarben 1 month ago
u suck
rasmusgus 1 month ago
I Asked Siri: "What Do You Think About Nokia" She Said I Think Differently
Lyricstothego 1 month ago
@Lyricstothego lol...right, but what is nokia?
LUIGIGALLARDO 1 month ago
get a life
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multinorbert13 1 month ago
Me - Where can i hide a body
Siri - Calling 911
MattiasMercenary 1 month ago 169
@MattiasMercenary
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timthomasisbeast 1 month ago
@MattiasMercenary did that really happen to you? lol
PeriquinTV 1 month ago
I asked her how to get to the tootsie center of a tootsie roll pop
redtrent01 1 month ago
Omgg I love your keyboard
Ixheartxrainbow 1 month ago
if they are secret how did you find them?
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kleinjao 1 month ago
Ask Siri if she wants a apple
Jrsantana0422 1 month ago
Same fucking questions on every video.
DDre01 1 month ago
Ask for porn
USTUPID144 1 month ago
wow.... gay
handbook33 1 month ago
He's not gay
PhilliesPhanPhorever 1 month ago
@TheBradtad93 I love you! Hehe I'm a skyrim freak!
hoopshooter101 1 month ago
your gay
zoomthebunny 1 month ago
ask for porn
TheSitar 1 month ago
Ask if she has an arrow in the knee
TheBradtad93 1 month ago
:v in 0:48
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KristianBocanegra 1 month ago
Siri's response to the meaning of life question is a reference to the closing lines of the Monty Python movie of the same name...
Surprising how few people have actually made the connection, including the guy who posted who sounded like he knew he should be laughing, but not why lol
TetuCommeUnAne 1 month ago 27
you laughing at your own cleverness is really off-putting. it's not *that* funny.
decolady2 1 month ago
top 3 secret messages? these are the ones everyone knows and ask siri about, nothing special, there are other messages that are way better :-)
Tom3030 1 month ago
Why dislike a good vid?
Braden123135 1 month ago
"I need to rob a bank." "I found 14 banks near you."
azzkicker7283 1 month ago
'You guys gotta have to *giggle*, you guys gotta have to....' , wdf man
ashypoos1 2 months ago
tell siri 'im drunk'-she'll say 'luckily im not driving.' :D
StevenLou1010 2 months ago 2
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joefenner09 2 months ago
Fuck u
Ramisako1 2 months ago
weakkkk
koolwhat 2 months ago
what's this program?
3Minas3 2 months ago
Nobody says ''slash'' in speech
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toprameen 2 months ago
I think the best one was where can I hide a body or whatever lmao
jamestaggreen2 2 months ago