Why even go on these dumb organised package holidays anyway? all i do is tour around, get the most out of the country and stay in Youth Hostels!! not fuck about in some boring drab Hotel.
Michael's man boobs are bigger than mine - cover up, cover up!
Going to the beach during the day is hot, boring, and surprisingly tiring. Best to do tours during the day and then hit the beach in the late afternoon when the wind has dropped and the sun is going down. Don your floaty white sari(NOT A SARONG!!) to cover up all the jiggly bits, sit on your towell and savour some little dips and a cold glass of vino verde. Lovely!
I think Michael Winner's great,he cracks me up!!He's such a snob but fair play to him,he's earned his money so he likes a bit of luxury,if you or i had his money we'd holiday in the same way
It's not really fair play for him to rag on the 'grotesque', though. He might have some rogueish, boorish, boyish charm, but it's certainly not his lot to comment on other people's looks on telly when all he's got going for him is Irish eyes and hairy tits that could launch 1000 ships. Sure, he's better than Jeremy Clarkson, but Pol Pot was better than Stalin and he was still a right bastard.
8:00 it's ok Helen.. noone is plotting to kill you.. just relax lol
BeastlyDean 4 months ago
Socks and Sandles! LOL my Dad incorporated.
Cashback13 5 months ago
Let's go over that - hideous bosum, ugly face - yep, that pretty much describes yourself Michael Winner.
EvilgidgitReturns 7 months ago
Sagging flesh!!! Ha classic
RIPHendrix 8 months ago
Why even go on these dumb organised package holidays anyway? all i do is tour around, get the most out of the country and stay in Youth Hostels!! not fuck about in some boring drab Hotel.
Derp1978 1 year ago
i think i like the beach, i think i like the beach... until i'm on the beach!!
Triny123abc 1 year ago
6:33 fit girls there.
where were they again?
portugal u say?
Im There!
adamkehoe73 2 years ago
5:24 - "there are teenagers walking around in white thongs and topless...."
Where did she say this beach was again??
djdogjuam 2 years ago 2
Michael's man boobs are bigger than mine - cover up, cover up!
Going to the beach during the day is hot, boring, and surprisingly tiring. Best to do tours during the day and then hit the beach in the late afternoon when the wind has dropped and the sun is going down. Don your floaty white sari(NOT A SARONG!!) to cover up all the jiggly bits, sit on your towell and savour some little dips and a cold glass of vino verde. Lovely!
oldruby1957 2 years ago 3
bahahaha these people are HILARIOUS!!! love it
MrButters09 2 years ago 13
Union Jack beach towels on sun loungers, all of them. WW3 by the pool x
clazza01 2 years ago 5
michael winner is a loser lol
TuRdSandwitch18 3 years ago 13
I think Michael Winner's great,he cracks me up!!He's such a snob but fair play to him,he's earned his money so he likes a bit of luxury,if you or i had his money we'd holiday in the same way
Steveoqotsa 2 years ago 16
It's not really fair play for him to rag on the 'grotesque', though. He might have some rogueish, boorish, boyish charm, but it's certainly not his lot to comment on other people's looks on telly when all he's got going for him is Irish eyes and hairy tits that could launch 1000 ships. Sure, he's better than Jeremy Clarkson, but Pol Pot was better than Stalin and he was still a right bastard.
Libintia 2 years ago 6
haha why do the english even care about sun bathing? sunburn sucks
aliensexgangchildren 3 years ago 15
Thank you! :D You saved my day
Jellyfish124 3 years ago 5