Introducing Schemer

[sarreq]

seriously? you need ANOTHER social service? just roll this into G+

[MilkPudding]

anyone could throw me an invite? appreciate it.

[MasterTony21i]

I want to join! invite please!!!

[zoemanstan]

My name is Zoemanstan please send me an invite...

[tarantino2007]

My gmail name is 'nbk1978'

[tarantino2007]

Great idea! Thats what I need to push myself closer to all my goals! Please invite me.

[TheBeerclaw]

@tarantino2007 gmail name?

[tarantino2007]

nbk1978

[portersthumb]

If anyone out there has a schemer invite please message me.

[TheBeerclaw]

@portersthumb What's your Gmail name? =)

[cacciapalle]

I'm going to be a schemer

[mrmagoo312]

Genius time!

[TheChris0951]

I was confused about what it was too, it's pretty much just saying you're going to do things that other people are too. schemer.com

[vmmini91]

Thus has the possibility of being kind of fun

[xin0]

what the fuck is this shit!?

[AC11131952]

OMG-Bad language, but agree, a bit strange-that is the whole idea, presume..to get our attention-maybe learning more will help. I find Google a bit odd, myself..You just put it very bluntly..LOL

[dzkahs]

30 people are out

[TheEmoLab]

people people people think Facebook Events its just and alternate and a Awesome one at that...

[toninhaveras]

KKKK LEGAL

[VIBrunazo]

"US only"

hmm... business idea for google: Google VPN! kekeke

[applecomputercool]

fucking confused... what is this shit?

[SGxShadow]

Am I the only one lost by what this website is suppose to be?

[TheSurrealcast]

Not really sure how this is different than listmania and other apps. Internet clutter if you ask me.

[Iria2k]

Schemer it's a great idea and I'm loving it so far, it could use lots of interface improvements but it's absolutely inspiring :D

[BehelitOutlaw]

Music/Voice/Shemer US only. Means you loose costumers every day to other companies that you probably will never can get back when it goes worldwide.

[ClutchLikeMeIo]

This video fuckin sucks. First off, it's trying so hard to be funny and it aint, second it tells u nothin bout the website...

[FPSCYBERSPORT]

All I see is ME GUSTA PEOPLE!!!

[sprezynka89]

schemer.com/invite/matc4l64ko1­lo 

[MichaelBeckettesq]

You can 'do the right thing' on schemer, aspire to 'walking on the moon' and see what others are scheming... * moustache optional*

[Ccarlins4U]

Scrappy? Lol!

[Svet1313lana]

Что за бред ?

[tetetessema]

i love the fat black guy just sitting there with his huge guitar type thing. i love all of my fellow blackies!

[viterzbayraku]

Instrument on the video - ukrainian academic concert (not folk traditional) bandura.

[DValentineify]

@0:15 crazy cow in Wipeout??

[sracha1130]

This is an... interesting advertisement, but the thing is that it only vaguely describes the purpose of the website. What exactly is this for?

[mshaftenberg]

Google, i think I've deeply fallen in love with you :D

[videoist]

Google pulling a fast one?!

schemer |ˈskēmər|

noun

a person who is involved in making secret or underhanded plans.

[CWINDOWSsystem32]

@videoist

This is their first recruitment video out of many for worldwide takeover.

[GustBDS]

Enviado por Google em 18/11/2011 lol

[StephaneGrappelli]

I know this question is a bit nerdy butWhat's the name of that instrument that guy plays at 0:20?

[zandaqo]

@StephaneGrappelli bandura

[StephaneGrappelli]

@zandaqo Thanks man

BTW I love the mustache of that guy playin it

[zandaqo]

Is it Katherine Parkinson?!

[orchito]

0:18 here is the most ukrainian band ever :D

[2048ad]

Ukrainian bandoora!

[DmitriyPra]

Афроамериканец играет на бандуре ... аж прослезился :')

[frikziks]

@DmitriyPra Это кобза!

[erzazerzaz]

@frikziks нипизди, єто бандура

[frikziks]

@erzazerzaz Кобза. Украинский народный инструмент.

[erzazerzaz]

@frikziks пощитай подструнки еще раз

[DmitriyPra]

@erzazerzaz да, негр знает на чем играть :)

[viterzbayraku]

@erzazerzaz Це академічна концертна (не народна) бандура

[erzazerzaz]

@viterzbayraku ну а я про что?

[DmitriyPra]

@frikziks википедию не читай @ затевай спор

кобзу называли "бандура" до 1800 года, так что все нормс ;)

[viterzbayraku]

@DmitriyPra Кобзу ніколи не називали бандурою.. Це два окремі типи інструментів. А плутанина була і 100 років тому через незнання.

[DmitriyPra]

@viterzbayraku ок))

[foxsick]

Hi habrу)) Прикольная штука.

[arturig]

Хабр, привет.

[arturig]

Thanks for bandura :)

[filaktet]

Рыжая — няша

[akligom]

Google тестирует сервис для планирования досуга

[PaulGuyet]

Kevin...in a robot suit...

I am done.

[wutru]

@Stb7u7 I see you everywhere on Google+ and other websites defending google for every little thing. Stop sucking their dick already. You know as well as i do, that google will implement Schemer into G+ if it becomes successful, so stop fooling yourself. That is why i mentioned G+. Now go put on your fake moustache and be awesome like these people in this ad. You seem to be defending them. That's a good boy, get on your knees bitch.

[FailuresAtPlayingGod]

/user/INTELSATGENERAL

[CrizzoDesigns]

Commercial stolen directly from the NFL.

[Dizastah97]

I used to wear a mustache like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee...

[adireflex]

dat mustache...



[robertoblazquez]

I want one of those mustaches!!!

[einverne]

interesting

[ONALTIKIRKALTI]

I don't like this ad... everywhere mustache :(

[MrPuppyDrool]

I thought Google was supposed to be a international company. Currents, Schemer, Music, and others are US only. By the time they get to Europe and the rest of the world they will lose the clients

[glennzone12]

@MrPuppyDrool I'm in the UK, and i can still use schemer ;P

[leif1981]

@MrPuppyDrool It works pretty well for non us people. Don't know why you think it is for us only - it's wrong.

[CruzIZcaredonotn]

@MrPuppyDrool yeah, that might be one reason G+ didn't do se well.

[martinallien]

@MrPuppyDrool Schemer isn't officialy supported e.g. in Europe but still - you can use it without any problems. but i see your point and have to agree (just saying it's not the case here).

[hprof1]

@MrPuppyDrool Yes !, and I call it Cyber Racism.

[TheAlex892]

@MrPuppyDrool all of the nexus either are international or came international first before it came to the US

[lego606]

@MrPuppyDrool Google is not necessarily an international company. They can do US-only things and sometimes have to because of international law.

[Vivivonvi]

@MrPuppyDrool

U MAD BRO?

[reboh79]

@MrPuppyDrool CAUSE THE US PWNS ALL COUNTRIES TROLOLOLOL

[notrandomname]

Yes, I'm from Ukraine and I defenitely want an invite.

[dvereber1]

anybody got an invite?

[jmankikar]

Love it...

[wutru]

Is it any wonder nobody takes Google+ seriously? What a terrible ad. That whole "movember" movement is really stupid too. Just drop it already. It's not funny.

[BoToGo1]

@wutru I believe you have something up your ass, sir.

[Deboraahh]

The girl on the mechanical bull is hot.

[notisrhcp]

hipsters!

[Kitsua]

How does this introduce anything? I still have no idea what it's supposed to do.

[onlQQker]

Google Relationships. Scrap social networking, it's just the tip of an ice burg :)

[blakwingz]

i like the website. More of like the Google v.2, Finding the facts then giving suggestions on what to do with those facts. I so believe in all Google and for what it stands for.

[freelunchpeople]

Is this like a new facebook/twitter/ google+ thing? I like the website :D

[LUVYOUSTILL]

The Timewriter - Love is Beautiful

/watch?v=rbsmD_8uJoM

[Scorp969]

Is there another meaning to "unflappable" that I am not aware of? Dear Google, hire someone from 4Chan to help you not make these little mistakes. I'm sure they'll work for a soda a day and free 10mbps connection.

[youngnam]

@Scorp969 type it into google and read, above the first result: "having or showing calmness in a crisis." synonyms: imperturbable - unperturbed

right then.

[LUVYOUSTILL]

Recruit - Peace Trip

/watch?v=D3nDiz2_3Tc

Starz ft. Veela - Second Nature

/watch?v=EBmROluwLkc

[Bonkbonk100]

How can google have 465,753 subscribers, but only 4 likes on a video this old? It blows my mind

[WhiteDZN]

@Bonkbonk100 Google vids dont show up in your subbox.

[LUVYOUSTILL]

Humbug! Sweet Caroline?

/watch?v=cVXaAkGbeZ8