X-Men - Angry Video Game Nerd - NES Review - Cinemassacre.com

[rush1er]

... and Nerd, yerr Liver is BEGGING you stop playing LJN Gamez! LOL, everytime you've reviewed one, u seem to drink alot of hard liquor! Beer is OK, but stay away from the bottle.. AND LJN Gamez!!!!

[bwbhammer]

Spinal Tap!

[rush1er]

LOL... N E Ssexmen

[lbatross99]

the simpsons arcade game had just been released on psn

[MrTerribleNightmares]

i love the line. "I'd rather stick your dick in a piranha's mouth!" 2:10 - 2:13

[LDanieli88]

I had the first saga xmen game and i liked it i was like 7 or something tho

[sinbd]

NES X- MEN = AND HE HAD SEX MEN :)

[ParkerPlaysGames]

And bubbles . . .

[SurgeCess]

what a disarray of madness

[MegamanX981]

X-Men and Simpsons Arcade are now on Xbox Live!

[xCBeLLx]

Any ass sex men?

[RomanLettore]

Wolverine sucks, there's no doubt about that, but the title music is kick ass.

[lesassassins]

I like capcom x men mutant apocalypse for the snes

[RedAcesProductions]

Mmmmm....spaghetti zone. :)

[Blonkashire]

nes xmen sounds like

any sex man?

[KHKULEKISULTIMATE]

ps. simpson is out on xbox .3.

[KHKULEKISULTIMATE]

they could be NUGGET IN A BUISCET DIPPED IN POTATO MACH AND BBQ SAUCE

[scorpirus]

anyone associated with LJN should be ashamed of the shit they churned out

[baderlionheart]

why the sega version is always better than the NES version?

every time he play the same franchisee in both consoles sega won the comptition.

hmmm...i wonder why!?

[PageofLegend]

just think guys, sexism free versions of all of our heroes! superman? now he is "superperson" catwoman? now she is "cathuman!"

[xxxShadoW92]

@PageofLegend No no no, huMAN is SEXIST! We're all not humans, we're hupeople! O_O

[giggs12d3]

Aww He forgot to mention the Capcom version of x men that was a Epic game!

[SpeedyEric1]

173 people love LJN.

[retardedsnyperkidd64]

Maybe Geneses?

[thehalowarthog]

also, just screw it, don't even say Genesis's, just say Mega Drive's, easy as that!

[thehalowarthog]

I heard knami's simpsons was on xbox live.

[Manectric7]

nds sexmen, nds sexmen, nds sexmen

[FrankMillersEvilHat1]

X-people...yay thats sounds bad, no way Marvel will ever..oh wait in the late 90s....MC2 line.

[chinamanli]

This seems a bit dated now, since both the X-Men and Simpsons arcade games have been released for XBox Live Arcade and PSN.

[countD8852]

Nightcrawler looks more like Spider-Man

[Tonio31]

8:56 Thomas Bangalter of Daft Punk?

[XxSilverSaturnxX]

Say it 5x fast: And he had sex, man.

[uncleal42]

Fuck Ljn the made my video have a fucking error.

[Sakuraitomoki22]

how about genetalia?

[Sakuraitomoki22]

i heard "any a sexman"

[Machoman3227]

Vagina boob

[GeorgeDeadson]

X-men 2 is great. Only problem with it is that it gets really hard, really quick. After the 2nd level. it gets damn near impossible.

[MrMarjan8040]

todays ljn is thq

[EffigytheBest]

NES X-Men

Any essecs-Men

Any a Sex-Men.

I got you, AVGN. Secrets safe with me bro.

[UnLokoLoquendero]

@EffigytheBest Nah i hear " I need a Sex Men"

[only257]

hiliarous

[STATiSofVITALETHICS]

your 80s style basement fits the shows theme perfectly

[AntichristDemoncore]

ill tell ya why in the fuck it had to be LJN, LJN toys owned all the rights to marvel super hero toys back in the day.

[bundewood]

LJN STOP RUINING GAMES

[mightyguy07]

@bundewood

they were closed down by parental forces

[setsers1]

Uh...... °_°

[joon9313]

welcome to die!!!

[TehKrakerzGuy]

I love The Black Dahlia Murder, what a great band that sure is

[gremlin0890]

how come you didnt review xmen mutant apocalypse? or wolverine adimantium rage?

[Rondell8000]

@gremlin0890 thats what i said.

[Boobytrap85]

X-Men WELCOME TO DIE!!!

XD

[timic83cinemassacre]

Fuck the AVGN and his fanboys

[bryanhuie97]

@timic83cinemassacre Yeah i with you AVGN rocks! and the irate gamer sucks

[timic83cinemassacre]

@bryanhuie97 did you not read my comment you fucktard? I hate the AVGN!!!!!!!!!

[xxaimpiratexx]

@timic83cinemassacre wow, you must have a lot of time on your hands to make an all out channel with shitty videos about people you don't like

[bryanhuie97]

@timic83cinemassacre i know he is cool you dont have tell me that everybody already knows it

[HitlessMelfice2009]

yes LJN does suck but they In fact DO have 2 Good Titles Like The Spider-man Games On Sega Genesis Like Spider Man Maximum Carnage and Spider-Man and Venom: Separation Anxiety

[CooperPlaysGames]

Luckily thanks to Playstation Network and Xbox Live Arcade, we can now play the X-Men Arcade Game and now The Simpsons Arcade Game :D

[TheWaynelds]

GRRR enough with the fucking pre role ads already! I know the ads pay for youtube and all, but that doesnt mean you have to annoy and distract us with them. Why cant you guys use the banner ads that we can close instead, or at least put the ads off to the side and out of our way? We dont come on here to watch commercials, so use banner ads, or place them somewhere where theyre not in our way. It's simple common sense here people.

[toonman4445]

@TheWaynelds just download an add blocker its really nice

[MrSilver9692]

@TheWaynelds Im gonna give you a tip that I wish I had a while ago, If you have google chrome go to the store and search youtube ad blocker and find one that you like, I have one with a blue arrow (dont remember the name) and A blue arrow appears above the videos and I can instantly skip any ad : D good luck. (Im sure there are others for diff operating systems)

[ChaosIsaacZero]

@TheWaynelds

Common Sense: If it's not in the way, then you're not going to pay attention to it.

[TheWaynelds]

@ChaosIsaacZero Well yeah, that's the point. We dont want to pay attention to the ads. We dont force our crap in their faces, so why do it to us?

[ChaosIsaacZero]

@TheWaynelds

Because it funds what you're watching. On the internet, on the tele, commercials and ads pay for their place.

Like how people pay for the equipment to watch such things.

Call it a necessary evil, but honestly, they're not that intrusive.

[cuckooclown101]

@TheWaynelds You're wrong about it going to youtube. the banner ads and such pay for youtube, the player ads go to the creator of the video. These people use these ads to make a decent living. So stop complaining and get some fucking balls.

[TheWaynelds]

@cuckooclown101 oh im sorry, i didnt realize you guys like having a fucking minute long ad play each time you watch a video. I know how someone can make a living, get a gosh damn job.

[cuckooclown101]

@TheWaynelds first of all, grow the fuck up and deal with it, second you seem like a real grade A asshole.

[TheWaynelds]

@cuckooclown101 Im the asshole? You're the one who chimed in with your 2cents, buddy. I didnt force you. How does me describing something logical make me an asshole? If you dont like what i have to say, then dont conversate with me. I didnt attack you or call you any names, so whats with the 3rd degree?

[toonman4445]

any sex men? sounds like that to me...

[jdbrooks83]

IGN LOL

[enricotruegamer]

the simpsons arcade is on the pstore

[TheHorrorchicken]

I'm guessing the plural of Genesis is Geneses

[tcdahn7]

xmen on genesis was awesome.

[fatboymachinegun]

this game sucks my left ball, this game sucks my right ball, welcome to die XD

[tacosarebetter]

1:25 NE sex men

[Maliktmiller1996]

worst batman game was batman forever(in my opinion)

[UnIKrafTr]

After the first three minutes, X-Men means nothing to me anymore. (XMENXEMNXNENMENXMENMN)

[TheUniqueRampageClan]

so over all systems whats your favorite cause i want to get another system but i don't know what to get

[TheSegacampGamer]

why did Nintendo Approve with the LJN Games back then they should have tested their Games and Reject them from being made

[jaketheman091]

Did you know that the Simpsons arcade game is now available in the Playstation store?? Haha it only costs $9.99. The PS3 port is just awesome :D

[mj4everbulls]

LjN=Jeremy Lin

[KDSN]

I remember the Sega game giving you a hint. something like, "reset the computer now!" Xavier would yell.

[BluBagle]

I have a Lord of the Rings game on the PS2 that doesn't show the title screen until after the first stage.

[VirtualBilly]

the narrator is tone deaf.

[MegaBLYSTONE]

TEE HEE! Episode 69. 69 is a dirty number

[Yroko]

I donno if it was nes or sega, but I remember a Xmen top scroll that a loud me to select 1 char in a single player game, u had to collect keys or something and nightcrawler automatically walked through specific walls. but 1 thing is for sure xmen 2 for sega is way the hell better than the ones in this vid

[RRaccoon99]

Good thing konami ported X-man and the Simpsons onto XBLA and PSN.

[Androigynous]

I want to watch all the developers of all these games to watch AVGN and then film it.

[Pokepediahelp]

episode 69

[JuggaloBacon]

Forgot to mention on the first saga x-men wolverin could regen his health with the claws in. played it as.a kid

[utubeforway]

Rule of thumb, you see that rainbow, it's a bad game.

[VinnyS914]

Wolverine was GREAT considering the technology available. Simpson & X-Men arcade were AMAZING (fell in love with Wolverine playing the Arcade. Fucking Mojo level in X-Men Sage REALLY pumped my nads. My friend at school (6th grade) told me to reset but I ALWAYS fucked up. I just did Game Genie & started at the stage I wanted

[VinnyS914]

Wolverine was cool but I never got far

[Nintendoneeder]

I played nes games. when I played an ljn game, I was PISSED!!!! I played wii. when I played an ddi game, i was PISSED. HUH I WONDER WHATS SOOOOOOOO SIMILAR ABOUT THEM!?!?!?!

[aNoeHFproduction]

8:53 FUCK gordi from star trek it looks like hes wearing a daft punk helmet!

[rockysid92]

Burgers and beer? Sounds about right for Wolverine!

[awsomenick4]

the konami simpsons game is on xbox live now xD

[TheBansheeBomb]

Episode 69

[Rejukem]

I looked up both Simpsons and X-Men. They have been released on xbox live and PSN network finally.

[DeadCamper]

@Rejukem Wait what? That X-Men arcade game is on PSN?

[Rejukem]

@DeadCamper Yep, like December of 2010. I didn't even think to look it up until I rewatched this episode

[DeadCamper]

@Rejukem I checked the PSN Store right after reading your comment, and yup, there it was. :>

[Rejukem]

@DeadCamper Score one for the republic

[Indabaz]

men as in man, as in mankind. that femenist bitch

[alexsonic11]

fuck lgn

[Nathaniell7]

Episode #69, and when you say NES X-men fast it sounds like sex-men

coincidence?

[spike007980]

He missed the SNES title that was pretty good.

[Gamersb3stfri3nd]

this man is incredible. he has a video about the xmen game on the nes, not exactly a popular topic. it has almost 1.5 million views and almost 100 times as many like as dislikes

[RetardedByReason]

Say nes X-men. started to sound nes sex'd men. Damn it nintendo! Use a condom!

[Sandman3220]

Magneto: "X-Men! Welcome to die!"

Speaking of "Welcome to die!", In Marvel vs Capcom 3, Deadpool also says that when he battles Magneto but instead he says "Mwahahaha! Magneto! Welcome to die!".

[TheGoaltender112]

im suprised his super nintendo works

[DarkArtistKaiser]

I wonder if the LJN computers they used to make these games were a few steps behind the computers other game companies were using. Almost all their games have colors that make up most games these days.

[Terminus92]

fuck ljn

[Arc13]

Surprised he made no mention of X-Men on the SNES. Mutant Apocalypse is easily the best of the bunch.

[cerulee]

Geneses

[BloodRed87]

Funny how both Simpson's arcade and X-Men arcade have both been re-released on modern consoles.

[YourFaceBrah]

Lmao I love this.!

[Chaosblue17]

I was eating in the middle of the opening song.

now I lost my appetite....

[Nindrumdo]

i need a sexmen

i need a sexmen

i need a sexmen

[whatisthisidontevens]

1:18 Funny, because the X-Men now actually ARE called the X-People. No joke.

[BOREDOMDEATH]

@whatisthisidontevens I haven't seen this change what?

[MrStrongashtosh]

Geneseed

[drummer4life133]

Welcome to die!!! LOL WTF?! XDDDD

[JBNproductions1]

actualy the simpsons arcade just got released on psn network

[TheReviewerBoy01]

both of the two arcade games at the end are on ps3

[MrPOKIRBY]

welcome to dieville. population:you

[jacobmasta]

Fucking Bubbles!

[t0lar]

Phil Colins broke another genesis!

[mugenrider754]

what the music called on 6:32 ??

[braedencraw52]

i was eating fries when the cpu started shooting everywere and i nearly choked to death

[FellFour]

I only have ONE game made by LJN. (THANK GOD).

[ocarinag33k]

@FellFour Maximum Carnage for the Snes/Megadrive I hope...

[TurningJappanesse]

Ha! This is episode 69....

[warriorgal9000]

Who else agrees with this statement: LJN is to video games as 4KIDS is to anime

[rockgodlegendary]

episode #69 ehh? well that splendid :)

[kelmorian178]

9:40

And what happened to Wolverine Regeneration? GUess that'd be OP.

[megaman99880]

how about x-team? that sounds alright

[WilsonBurgos]

The simpsons arcade game is up... all we need now is ninja baseball batman!

[aqula]

hurr durr simpsons is on xbox 360 arcade now hurr

[oystercatcher7]

@aqula hurr durr this video was first released in 2009 hurr

[lazorize]

hey simpsons was ported to xbox 360 !

[DippersandSmiles]

@lazorize don't forget PS3.

[filoscope]

@lazorize hey, stfu

[TheMrminimario]

@lazorize Not in 2010 :P

[ShotgunnedAStranger]

@lazorize and PS3 

[mrkoolman23]

@ShotgunnedAStranger and wii

[lazorize]

@ShotgunnedAStranger yeah truth

[JyeTyeDuo]

Wait Don't hit the skip butt... To late.

[lazorize]

nes sex men

[Mucmaster]

NES X-men sounds like any sex men

[GdDrThgHe]

What about the one for super nintendo where you can decide If you want to play as a Xmen member or spider man true it hard but it was fun

[MrDownfallguy]

episode 69 hehe funny

[ImForFreedom]

Really.....Wolverine is 5' 3", 2:35.

[Avankiri]

Wolverine's claws in Legends 2: Rise of Apocalypse retracted, though it was really just an idle thing. In Origins: Wolverine on 360, they retracted when you pressed a button, though I'm not sure what the point was.

[rlrug]

WELCOME TO DIE!!!

[atomicbomber54]

The Simpsons arcade is on.Xbox 360

[thesuperchamps]

You should do "Spirit of Speed 1937"

[MrRedsnake013]

welcome to die lmao

[greendragon098]

hey u should play luigis mansion on gameqube

[EndlessLaughability]

In 20 years I hope someone does reviews like these for games like Skyrim.

"Now for the time the graphics were great. But it's hard to imagine a time where we couldn't enter our consciousness into the game, man, this stuff looks primitive now"

[demonjack123]

@EndlessLaughability lawl

[con1la]

the xmen and simpsons game are available on xbox live and psn, only 10 dollars to buy them!!

[TheDarkNeonHero]

Well X-people wouldn't work, we all know that...but why not X-Team?

[PrimalVictory]

NES SEXMEN

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

GAME DESIGN RULE

If you're gonna make an attack hurt the player like that, at least give them health regen.

[samdiego]

Turns out that they did release the Simpsons recently and it did not do well

[simpsonNirvana94]

Whenever you see a LJN game you know it's gonna be bad.

[Sylvestro]

Plural: Geneses

[Carlos211296]

Genetilia !

[Eatmyassproductions]

Fucking Bubbles!

[Blane909]

2:04 thats what she said

[stalingrad32]

i think its awesome all of the games he mentions are on consoles today

simpsons arcade, xmen arcade, etc

[1638490]

i always thought x-men means Xavier's men because of Charles Xavier.

[BlackGwarDeath666]

i totally remember that wolverine game it took me and my dad forever to beat that shit