Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay | Spill.com Movie Reviews

[JulesGunn]

rob corddry was the only bright spot in this flick...

[deicher62]

Ur review of this movie is some ol bullshit! This movie was awesome!

[schmeltingaccident]

Hey Spill I agree with ya...I thought this movie sucked even more so because the first one was pretty damn good.

[spillcom]

@schmeltingaccident Ha! You have good taste.

[FAButzke]

I love the reviews, but Corey is getting on my nerves because in EVERY SINGLE REVIEW he NEEDS to mention something about black people and white people.

Man... are you a frustrated black guy, or what? Stop with the "racial jokes" already. Get a move on.

[ajjjevans]

oh man this movie was just plain awful

[Albasirth]

Sorry, movie just wasn't that great like the first one

[JarshMaul]

I agree. This movie was just plain stupid.

[Elementer117]

I love most of your reviews, but this review is some ol' bullshit. Full price, dude. This movie was hilarious, it's not something your supposed to take it seriously.

[welshy238]

Full price for sure

[boikanyoketsile]

full price! or at least high matinae

[moviefun101]

liked the review, didn't agree with their rating, but still love spill

[dragonforks93]

Meh... I thought it was pretty funny, but then again I watched this one before White Castle sooooo... yeah.

[blueeyesaf]

The first harold and kumar was decent, but this movie ruined the franchise for me, and it wasn't that good to begin with. So this movie was complete shit. The blad guy was funny but nobody could bring this movie back from the toilet it climbed out of.

[carnpod]

This movie was funny as hell

[zaynounSS]

yup this movie sucked ..unless u have the IQ of 30

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[AntonyBlalock]

"Orange soda is the weakness of the black man"

Just ask kel

[bharatkumargupta]

@AntonyBlalock purple soda

[namsivad]

This was one of the worst comedies ever! I really wanted to knock that FBI guys F&%#ing teeth out, because he was such a brianless Ass#$%@!

[moviefun101]

@namsivad that was the point. he was support to be a complete idiot. but i can completely see u hating it

[rsdpioneer10]

Wow im sorry but every other review ive seen with you guys I have NEVER seen the rating "Some o'l Bullshit" was that always there or was it just for this movie?

[NMbarrassment]

@rsdpioneer10 That's always been there, other examples of the bullshit rating include Remember Me, Robin Hood, & Bangkok Dangerous. Since Korey started reviewing those parody movies e.g. Epic Movie, they made a new even lower rating called fuck you/fuck this for movies that pissed them off.

[b82b14]

I thought this movie was clever and witty. Man all the stereotype jokes were hilarious

[baselover84]

i just stopped following spillcom.

[baselover84]

this movie is awesome.

it's just that black and white people dont like it.

[CoolDansta]

My GOD north korea and al qaeda workin together

[Smokeherbs718215]

THIS MOVIE IS FUNNY AS SHYT !!! THESE DICKHEADS ARE HATERZ

[fortrel1993]

LMAO WHITE CASTLES WILL DO THAT TO YA.

[chadrageus]

I liked the first movie but I HATED this one!!!

[rivmikant]

It's a stoner movie, that is-it's a movie that's entertaining when you're brain's ability to make sound judgment is somehow impaired -that is, it's a shitty movie that should only be funny to you sober if you're 12.

[EdiBlazE]

I like the part the where the FBI agent ask if harold is retarded coz of his eyes lol

[mst3k4evur]

A horrible piece of shit movie I watched because I was dragged to it on a terrible date I'd rather forget. A perfect storm of shittiness.

[smegnose]

There's pop smokers movies created by suits who just wanted to make money, and there's pop smokers movies made by pop smokers. This was the former... So disappointed. Even high shiz was just too tard. Unlike the first... I don't remember the film cause I couldn't stop laughing XD

[TheTributetolife]

@smegnose god you have a terrible spelling

[smegnose]

@TheTributetolife oh gahl... I don't even remember writing this... must of been drunk :P lol I'm my own grammar nazi and I am ashamed >,<

[jkss3493]

@smegnose POP smokers?

[invadernik]

a complete boring retarded waste of time. this movie contains some of the weirdest stupidest and especally grossest most disturbing thigns ive ever seen in a movie. its liek jackass kind except a lot more retarded and less money. this is just teeterin on a f##k y##

[shobie1234567890]

love it!!!!!1

[macr0machine]

I only watched the first one of these movies. It was so bad, and by the end I hated Kal Penn so much that I would punch him if I ever had the chance.

[CarbonBasedAndroid]

As a pot smoker, I find this movie, and the first one insulting. Watch Pineapple Express, much better.

[ogslinky]

I love all your reviews but you dont smoke kush

[SuperKingNova]

the vagina shots was only cool

[INVUvids]

In my opinion, the first movie had a better story, but in the second one, the jokes were executed so much better. However, the sex scene with the bag of weed was just awkward to watch...

[therath94]

YOU GUYS JUST WERENT HIGH ENOUGH WHEN YOU WATCHED IT

[Katsuya89]

I love watching spillcom reviews, but seriously, how can you rate this movie badly? This movie was hilarious from beginning to end.  I think you guys need to lighten up and not take this movie so seriously.

[KelanDWood]

@Katsuya89 they aren't taking it to seriously it's just way to dumb and immature for them. Which is fine. This movie is supposed to be dumb which they understand but they just didn't find it funny. It's their opinion. Everyone has different ones

[cjcool91]

@Katsuya89 Its just low brow humour but I didnt really like it...you dont have to be gross to be funny which is my problem with this film....too much gross out homour...plus Kumar is just a straight up stoner douchebag.

[shinyLucario36]

Well I guess these people are taking the movie way to seriously

[mst3k4evur]

@LabiALB

A stoner thumbwhore, who'd of thought?

[Calvinosaurus3]

i watched this on comedy central and laughed my ass off :) i luv the hell out of this movie :D NPH is awesome!!

[nmscats]

Every movie I love spill hates. This movie was hilarious! I think spill thinks every movie has to be a fucking Oscar winning movie. YOU JADED MUDDA FUGGAZ!

[thechallengers77]

@DC11961

you don't like this movie because you probably don't smoke weed so you don't understand it haha

[joebang253]

how the fuck could you not think this movie is funny? Are you guys a buncha sensitive little pussies who cant take a little joke towards racism and stereotyping?

[TheNintendodsiwii]

this is still a good moviee

[Barrymit]

The guy who played George Bush looked and sounded NOTHING like him.

[DC11961]

@TnVproduction101 yes cause you just know SO much more about making, producing, and directing movies than these fellas. xD

[DC11961]

I just LOVE how people who don't know SH!T about making movies are the ones finding this "movie" (if you can even call it that) good. xD I have to agree though, this movie fucking SUCKED! Dx

[chicocorriente]

@DC11961 you fucking SUCK, if you know so much about making movies, make a better one and surprise us if you're so good you bastard

[DC11961]

@chicocorriente FIRST of all: if you're going to insult me, get your sexes right. I'm not a dude, I'm a girl. Which makes me a bitch. xD Second: if I could, I WOULD. But unfortunately, I'm a musician (vocalist to be exact) not a director. And excuse me for having an opinion on a film that does not interest me in the LEAST because (in my opinion) is trying too hard to be a comedy.

[chicocorriente]

@DC11961 excuse me for my late answer i don't live all the day on

the fuckin internet but where is the objetivity in insult

the movie and the people who like this? not everybody laughed

of the same things that you laugh so i know that you are a

girl but i'm gonna say to you just one thing... PISS OFF!!!

no offense

[MovieMan2117]

this movie was amazing i cant wait till 3 !!

[DrowningSorrows1]

I highly disagree with the guys in this review, this and The Expendables.

That's about it though, still a funny review.

[OnlyXInXWonderland]

NPH FTW <3

[suckmykiss333]

this movie is amazing

ron fox is the best

[mavler1]

Kumar is fatter in this one haha

[poorkiller10]

full price

[GuiltyFoxx]

this is the first i hav to disagree with u guys

[TheTurbocharge]

matinee



[bowarrful]

this movie is hilarious as fuck!! its all about getting high, racial sterotypes and hot women what more could you want?

[ChristinaDuffer]

FUCK YOU DONUTS ARE AWESOME!!! JUST LIKE THIS MOVIE!!!

[Iisrupac]

its purple soda not orange retard, havent u ever seen dave chapelle?

[caterpillars1tounge]

dude their retarded both harold and kumar movies are great they have so many parts on it that are fucking AMAZING such as cock meat sandwich where they were like in fact it even creeps me out looking at you fags or the part where they were petting the deer and then it just got shot and the best part of them all where they smoke with George Bush this movie is literally Cheech and chong for our generation

[StankyMexicans]

WUTT!! That Movie Was Awsome. Everyone In The Theater I Went 2 Was In Laughing The Hole Time?

[NeutralGuy100]

I found it fucking hilarious but the original DESTROYED this movie.

[TomerMMHA]

I love how everybody who dislikes George Bush immidiately assumes that anyone within the sound of their voice agrees with them.

I think that one of the important scenes was the plane, where the writers try to convince the audience that if they think they see a terrorist on a plane, they're just bigots, and that the truth is this person is as cute and cuddly as Kal Penn. The fact that the Dutch passenger on the underwear flight did NOT buy the message of the movie, saved lives!!!

[PirateoftheTouYube]

@TomerMMHA So you think that it was because the guy looked like a terrorist that the day was saved? I think it was because the bomb did not go off.

[joshuagoboom]

i liked them both the same. jokes on the second was way better but story line for first was a little better.

can't wait for next year.

[TnVproduction101]

Fuuck you donuts are awesome you guys are so wrong about this

[AnistonAnarchist]

I hope you guys take kindly to disagreements. I thought this fell into rental territory.

[legorocks3]

I loved them both, first was a little bit better but this one was freaking hilarious

[nerdelicious5]

I'd say rental. The first one was way better

[FrozenPeas69]

Wow I totally disagree. This movie is HILARIOUS! I'm downloading it onto my iPod right now as a matter if fact :)

[seanjeaici]

first Harold & Kumar is pretty funny i doubt i'm going to watch this one

[seymourbbest]

Not nearly as good as the first one. Big disappointment.

[saarbt]

I'd give this film a low Full Price. I thought it was funny, especially when the KKK pissed on Kumar and got pissed off.

[eathenicus]

That poster looks very well done.

[jharrod123]

NPH was good in this movie. Rob Cordry was good. the redneck guy was funny. everyone else sucked.

[camronaldo77]

The movie was made to make people laugh. In my opinion it did that for my friends and me so I think it was a good movie.

[nonofyall]

this movie is the funniest movie I've ever seen, this is the typical sarcastic humour that I like.

[wetard2188]

this review sucksss............ B EST MOVIE ALL TIME corny jokessss

[DigitalPh333r]

@wetard2188 Stupid people like stupid people!

[rpgzilla]

Woah, as much as I loved your reviews, this movie was pure gold.

This is one of the two movie reviews which you REALLY got it wrong (the other being Terminator Salvation).

[margishk]

looks like a racist did the review

[redwee7]

you 4 should just die for making fun of a great movie like that

[hasbun3]

you guys got this one wrong...........big time

[DigitalPh333r]

@hasbun3 Nope, they got it completely right. This movie sucks if you look at it objectively at all.

[hasbun3]

@DigitalPh333r objectively?? You are venturing into an uneccesary territory when discussing this film. The MO of this film was only for comedic purposes; of course the plot is very thin and ridiculous, but most people would agree that the film succeeded in making them laugh.

[DigitalPh333r]

@hasbun3 Saying "most" people is making a pretty broad statement. This film was just one shit, cock or vomit joke after another.

[The1TwoBe]

this movie is funny as fuck

[maggioskars]

I almost always agree with you guys but not this time, I thougt this movie was Legendery

[69shano69]

i wanna watch it

[KRATOSRETURNSv2]

Some ol' bullshit!

[baba1993]

WTH are you guys talking about ?!

This movie was hilarious !

Definitely recommended.

(Don't watch it with your family though. Because there is alot of nudity.)

[DigitalPh333r]

@baba1993 If you're stupid, I guess. This movie was was terrible, just one slapstick/poop/vomit joke after another.

[baba1993]

@DigitalPh333r - Just shut up. It's my own opinion. I like it and I recommend it to people. And you can't call me 'stupid' because I have a different taste than you.

[DigitalPh333r]

@baba1993 Exactly, you're saying Spill.coms opinion is wrong. I can call you stupid depending on your interests, yes. That's pretty valid.

[baba1993]

@DigitalPh333r - I never said Spill.coms opinion is wrong. Get your facts straight. They are no official reviewers or whatever. They review movies on their own taste, so do I.

[DigitalPh333r]

@baba1993 Yes they are, your realize this is their job and they get paid for it right?

[baba1993]

@DigitalPh333r - If you're getting paid, doesn't mean you're an official reviewer, Ok?! They just give their own opinions. Just like I did.

[DigitalPh333r]

@baba1993 Yes, actually it does. By your logic there are no real movie critics.

[baba1993]

@DigitalPh333r - Ok, whatever. I don't want to go in discussion with a stupid child that always wants to be right.

You should learn to fall before you can succeed.

[DigitalPh333r]

@baba1993 I like how you resort to insults instead of actually adding to the discussion.

[baba1993]

@DigitalPh333r - Because the discussion is over. CLOSED!

[DigitalPh333r]

@baba1993 Okay.

[tecskate]

this vid is gay as shit! fuk u do! this is a badass vid and u tried to fuk it all up assholes!!!

[hgymg]

u guys shood review cheech and chong

[rondrecat]

FUCK YOU IT A GOOD MOVIE

[MrAnonymous825]

Wow your saying this is a good movie yet you don't even pose why it is one.For my account this movie was fucking horrible and for you to butcher the English language,and I'm not being racist,when your on the fucking internet?Man you probably couldn't say a sentence to save your own damn life.

[AirsoftManJohn]

FUCK YOU DOUGHTNUTS ARE AWESOME . . . i mean THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME

[tokman20]

the imbred child was fuckep up. but really funny film! ah well no more harold n kumar, kal pen works in the white house now!!!

[siuyutlong]

I love this film, fuc you guys

[ViciousGuitarist]

this movie was heaps of fun, i totally disagree with these guys, there are lots of movies worse than this

[Beeeaaand]

this movie was good dont bag it out

[darthjoc]

Ur pubes look like osama bin ladins beard!!!! lol.

[TheMintyMuffin]

Aw, I'm disappointed! The first one was kind of funny, good for a dull Sunday night. I'll check it out if it's on TV one day but that's about it...

[Alvinkujur711]

i'm indian and i think that the terrorist part was racist.

[64Aggressor]

this movie is suppose to be racist that's what makes it so funny

[monkeyrahha]

@Alvinkujur711 then your fucking stupid. im a freaking ARAB. thats wats always associated with terrorists. and i though that part was one of the best parts of the movie. how about you quit crying about racism. they didnt just make fun of certain people. they made fun of basically ALL ethnic groups: jews, arabs, black, chineses. if you cant laugh at yourself then dont laugh at all. i didnt see you cring about the part where they made fun of the black people. so shut up.

[KuHaNThERoCkStArrrr]

kal penn rocks

[tomdonjon]

1:33 "MEXICANS!" that made me laugh, its not a hate comment btw

[permexOQ]

this review is some ol' bullshit. it deserves at least a rental. though i prefer the first one.

[XXXDokiCupcakesXXXX]

Thats DEMERTRI!

From Flash Forward!! :D

I knew it! OMG! lol

its funny because now he's rly hot to me.

[xsabirx]

i loved the movie

[JediAutobotX]

LOL! That bad a movie hey?

[Crazymofocannoli]

I loved the hell out of this movie andyeah you four are retards

[7m28]

well stupid people usually like stupid movies, right?

[castingsinkers]

@7m28 well then im a retard

[Lochieman]

Thats because you have the IQ of a pot plant

[zombie161]

u know that theyre makin a part 3

[mariablatter]

You sure? I read the guy playing Kumar is done acting. If that's so, I'm not sure they get the third movie made...

[zombie161]

im sure that kumars not done cause hes in the show house.

[mariablatter]

Ok, I just checked IMDB and I guess you're right! There's a "A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas" in development" ;)

[enisijzer]

Hopefully it won't suck ass like part 2.

[Lockerboythethird]

Can't we just say "I liked this movie and that's my opinion :)" instead of lambasting the review just because it didn't agree with your opinion?

[degolioth]

dude u guys must be high

this movie kicked ass it might not be better than sex but it is a full price movie.

[Saristas711]

full price

[maynech]

best road trip movie ever, you are just jeleus

[PaulyCatz82]

NPH can do no wrong!

[kobefan2008]

you guys looked beyond the point that the movie was suppose to be a comedy. comedy wise this movie was excellent

[enisijzer]

Not really.. The movie wasn't that funny. It's all gross-out stuff. I really like the first movie, but was extremely dissapointed by this uninspired sequel.

[RazorElToro]

This is the fucking best coolest awesomeeee film i ever watched . Kumar & Harold are legends

[LordofAnnoyence]

this the only movie iv switched off. it was ballssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssss!

[violentstatistics]

rent

[marshmallowmurderer]

BIG BOB FTW

[tessler6868]

bad review,,, as in bad review... not bad movie (from scenes i've seen, anyway).

[MajinBmag]

Rental

[WREQUIEM]

i liked it

[HunterCreed]

rental nuff said

[unemptysoul]

I think the rating should have been rental. I saw it and enjoyed it to an extent but I will probably not watch it ever again or if I do it will be a long ways off.

[YayMe5xo]

the first was better...but I love it when the cop says to Harold "Zip it Hello Kitty!"

[hexplore14]

i like this movie well maybe beacuse iw atched whit a bunch of my friends and we had fun

[DigitalPh333r]

It wasn't funny though =/

[DarkProphet94]

dude, if u read one of the previous comments, it was a response TELLING ME that he didnt die, that he simply brushed it off after the credits. if you had the common sense to read it, then you wouldnt be giving me a spoiler alert and callin me a faggot, now would you? you fail.

[Blade3327]

Sigh... "White Castle" was the better flick...

[DarkProphet94]

guys, i love your reviews, but im gonna have to disagree just slighty. i though the film was hilarious, but a couple of scenes were unbearable to watch. kal penn jerkin it in the beginning was bad, the george bush scene was a little retarded, and the FBI agent jumpin out the plane and shootin at them was just stupid as hell. but, even more importantly, they killed off neil patrick harris, those fuckers. all in all, its a low matinee. great review though, it was hilarious.

[doomroe3]

You didn't watch after the credits then, NPH walks away and says something like "fuck that hurt"

[DarkProphet94]

really? thats some m. night shamalan shit.

[enisijzer]

I've spent time in Guantanamo and it was much funnier than this movie.

[allenmata13]

fuk what yall think

[ueballa222]

fuck you this movie was the shit

[ZogxUNB0UNDx]

No, this movie was just bad.  Get over it, people.