The Disgusting and Creepyass Fisher Cat (original narration by Randall)

[livekite916]

Can some one give him a job at my school?

[yocam420]

what classical music you use?

[Nasserpat]

I didn't open my eyes until about 0:45. Randall didn't tell me to open my eyes. :/

[BoglinRuler]

f'ruits and berries, mushrooms and.. small mammals?! WHAT THE FUCK?!'

[Rockstare44]

Not all the difficult to catch.

[kandeesfan316]

lmao "he doesn't want to be filmed on camera, he knows he's a crazy killer" hahahahaha!

[majin2912]

Randall is the best!

[Javedur313]

honey bager dont giv a shit honey bacher fuck fisher cat

[AnonymousPrettySP]

Fucking hell, that woke my Gdayum dogs up

[pugsarenumba1]

I've had several cats die from Fisher Cats. They really suck. 

[3PICxStudios]

They look like canadian honey badgers because they dont give a shit either

[bancoran]

0:31 COME AT ME BRO

[professorgodar]

That's a red fox, Randall. Please!!

[professorgodar]

That's a red fox, Randall. Please!!

[privatepessleneck]

Fisher cat is the American honey badger.

[Brennna]

Look up vixen scream. (fox) That is the sound you just heard.

[OceanderTethyseus]

i've heard that sound in PA

[partypanda98]

lol looks like a cross between a honey badger and a ferret :)

[MissingSockk]

I LOVE the way he says "SCRAPS"

[Tsukikotai11]

OH MY JESUS THEY"RE FRIGHTNING!

[TheShmems57]

Haha Idk why but he reminds me of Daniel Tosh.. xD

[ForeverPrussia]

"Found Primarily in Massachusetts"

.....shit.......

[Kirgizerk]

The hell you talkin bout it's adorable!!!!!!!

[Sasuk38]

I learned about a new animal today.

[ashleymegan52810]

"You can't find a place to put your lefty's you, Stupid!" ahahaha!

[ljkfhgslkjfdhglskj]

you sould show your face i bet your sexy xoxoxo

[randomperson123567]

the fisher cat ... SCARY!

[xkrismonsterx756]

If they played these kind of videos in school i would b able to pay attention

[MoniRI]

Fisher Cat ate my cat :/

[XxCeCemaybeexx]

honey badger still don't give a shit, he smack the crap out of creepyass fisher cat

[Brennna]

Are you SURE that's who made that sound? It sounds identical to a female fox. (vixen)

[katanna666]

He calls these scary and the Tasmanian Devil cute? wtf lol

[azwer125]

Love the videos!

[vestraya]

honey badger....#2

[VegeataAShishun]

Damn nature, you nasty!

[AngusTheGreat1]

I live I'm Massachusetts. Nuff' said.

[deej1011]

We have those here in NH. I've had the misfortune of hearing it in person :/

[lwoolf96]

Hah

[AnonymousSinner]

I want one

[TaylorHeartzYou]

When he sed close ur eyes. I did. And whenever it screamed I jumped up so fast and ran into my kitchen. Whoa. Scary.

[billismienalien4ever]

Aaaww its so cute

[Mossstar8]

It's actually kinda precious :3

[damightytruck]

I used to have a snake problem. Then I got a Honey Badger. No more problem.

[fornello123]

lol lefties!

[MrBaseballandcod]

thumbs up if you close you eyes it is sort of scary

[chxbears]

i think its kinda cute



[rickythepitbull]

Your vids are hillarious...thanks

[SurvivorCate]

It looks kinda like a meerkat

[Germanjhonson]

Fishercats are just nasty Honey badger don't give a shit

[Fishstixs11]

Looks kinda like a mongoose

[THEHUGE8BALL]

lik a bull frog

[MrHaiHaiBai]

Bewbies

[Jbelieber17]

Fishercats: Theyre Not Fish, Theyre Not Cats

[forensicbutterflie]

Those thing are ferocious.

[radioblowsmeatballs]

I about spit drink threw my nose when he said "OH MY JESUS". This guy is awesome.

[vladimirthehamster]

Can somebody please give Randal a job on Animal Planet?

[bballtricks1]

This is great! But....... Honey Badger don't give a shi*!

[v22losangeles]

I freakin love this guy!!! funniest shit on youtube!!

[Waded2012]

This guys is hilarious!

[FangOfTheEclipse]

They are frightening,but Honey Badger dont give a shit.

[MyManBiebs]

Oh my Jesus they're frightening! =)

[nerfscout1]

PS I am your first like for this video

[nerfscout1]

What the **********************

[spidergirl1023]

OH JESUS THEY'RE FRIGHTENING!!

HAHA x]

[TheGeminichick]

Hahaha

[SandylovesGunner]

Awwww...... it's cute.

Damn, I was hoping he'd show the porcupine getting disembowled.

[FireFailure7]

I want one as a pet.

[Beefboy616]

Found primarily in Massachusetts???? Huh!!

[Beefboy616]

Narrator is sooooo gay. What a flamer

[twentyoranges]

@Beefboy616 that's supposed to be the joke. Also, just a sidenote, but you sounds like a asshole.

[ZaChIsSuPeRaMaZiNg]

I thought it was a bird at first

[chocoxbananaxo]

" even though they're called fischer cats, they actually have nothing to do with the precious felines"

[1024546able]

fisher cat and honey bagger r teaming up

hurry hide u kids

u have to get rid of the little stupids

[Koga1167]

It's a type of weasel with

Cat in its name. That's just crazy! :-)

[SuperFee1990]

aww looks like a big ferret=]

[QWEENofRandom]

"oh my Jesus! their frightening...oh the fisher cat ,scary." lmao

[MeiunoftheTakaitribe]

a fisher ate my friend's kittens..so add cats to the list :(

[maromikun]

This guy is awesome. Lmao

[georgesantoro]

i was hunting in northern pennsylvania and heard 2 fishers calling at dusk. knew what it was thanks to your halarious video!!!

[Cheeseparadox1337]

"Dedicated to Mama Long"? My last name is Long! L-O-N-G! It'd be cool to be related to Randal.

[CyBreak1]

Not nearly as funny as the honey badger edition. The narrator's voice sounds different...

[JoplinMissouri]

aww they look like pharrots :)

[insanity486]

I hate how there has to be someone commenting on every one of these saying the honey badger dont give a shit.. its annoying!

[Jbandselenafan]

Lol this was pretty funny.... but not as funny as the Honey Badger.

But you know what..........

THE HONEY BADGER DON'T GIVE A SHIT!

[mvadinan540]

R u gay?

[PACMANnot]

@mvadinan540

Honeybadger don't give a damn.

[mokunakoi]

when you said I should imagine camping in the wilderness

I was thinking of Man vs wild with Bear grylls

he's boss

[jPeru93]

Honey Badger?



[TheCherrySunshine]

I live in Massachusetts and this is mostly true. They're disgusting, and they'll eat cats and small dogs if they can catch them.

[shelbatr0n]

I thought that Foxes make that sound?

[aqua34743]

lefties lol



[firecall2785]

this may be a fishing cat, but honey badger don't give a shit

[GoatOfGandhi]

I'm with you Randall - I hate these mean little pricks.

[selgmzfanforev11]

OH MY JESUS THEY ARE FRIGHTENING!!!

[IAmTheRealBagLady]

I met a fisher cat once when I was a zookeeper for the day...

[Catwomen4512]

That scared the hell out of me! :P

[acrylicana]

dairies sebastian! cold-blooded carpeted the first contracts outlook that support replaced.

Best CC I've read yet.

[BuzzyBee54]

i peed my pants when i closed my eyes and imagined a peaceful night.

[Sklyophone]

thumbs up if y ou actually closed your eyes

[skyemcleod1]

OMG-I never heard of an animal that could actually EAT a porcupine! Eww! Educational as well as entertaining as always,Randall! Thankx! xxo

[SocaTrain]

fruits and bearees. hahaha

[scourgeee24]

1. hover over CC

2. click transcribe audio

3. laugh your ass off

4. thumbs up for everyone to see

[awesumazn88]

Fruits n' byerriez,....hahahaha 

[munoz4415]

Honey badger would kick fisher cats ass

[vagoperezoso]

@munoz4415 honey badger would have a beer with fisher cat, 'cause both are cousins from the weasel family!! (musthelids)

[TVWriterGuy]

I would have paid more attention in school if Randall had been my teacher. There's no telling what he'll say next.

[PianoMan53100]

The fisher cat!

SCAARY!

[iGhost]

you think the honeybadger gives a shit? the honeybadger dont give a shit. honeybadger is still more badass than the fisher cat

[selgmzfanforev11]

OH MY JESUS THEY ARE FRIGHTENING lollollollollol

[LaughOutLoudKristina]

1:30 Scared the fucking shit out of me xD

[DJInfamous4LiFe]

Randall could you please come to my school and give us a lecture on animals? :)

[selgmzfanforev11]

@DJInfamous4LiFe yesssss.... & then the teachers give us homework to watch nat geo with him narrating...omg id die......

[krackerjackism]

damn nature you scary.

[Hinhanghoing]

That sound clip in the beginning literally scared the shitout of my rabbits.

[philsphan2]

Thumbs up if u want to be Randall when u grow up!!!

[LissaRuthie]

Can't find a place to put your leftys! Lmaoo

[ThisIsWinterStormy]

Randall, please don't ever stop I LOVE ur Voice, the way u do the narration, MORE MORE MORE

[wolfgal99]

Oh my Jesus! That's wat I day!

[xRawrItsIan]

0:48 PEEK A BOO!!!!!

[crazydkmr]

looks like the honey badger but skinnier.

[williamcanterbury2]

Dude, I want you to narrate everything. Can you do sports, and dog shows? I know, can you host the nightly news? I'd watch...

[frithar]

@williamcanterbury2  Oh, please oh please oh please!!!

[Meagastax]

aww, I think they're cute.

[alynette]

they remind me of the cute and cuddly mongoose here in hawaii <3

[DrunkBunny]

I like how Randall introduces me to animals I've never heard of. "Mary, this is fisher cat. Fisher cat, Mary." Fisher cat, "Hello. I'm sure my reputation proceeds me..." Me: "Nope, never heard of you before Randall introduced us, but it is nice to meet you Fisher Cat, you are cute and have the poofiest of tails."

[LyleVertigo]

I like teh fisher cats :3

[GrinnellHStv]

@CarlWarnberg Honey Badger don't give a shit about your comment.

[CarlWarnberg]

@GrinnellHStv You're proving my point.

[CarlWarnberg]

@xllreese Once again, ITS NOT ABOUT THE HONEYBADGER. It's about the dumbshits who think they're being original by formulating some statement about the video and then saying "Hehe but Honey Badger don't give a shit!" We get it. It's not nearly as funny as it was when people do that.

[isaiah77721]

@CarlWarnberg Well my honeybadger gives a shit.... rude.

[CarlWarnberg]

@isaiah77721 Lol you people are totally incapable of comprehending my point. However, you simultaneously prove it.

[isaiah77721]

@CarlWarnberg Is it people don't GET it, or people don't WANT it? It's funny to them so who cares? If it's not funny to you, move on to the next comment. Stop trying to police everybody and force your point. Relax. Stop taking life so seriously. Go grab a coke and a smile :)

[CarlWarnberg]

@isaiah77721 Err.. umm.. I have no idea what your first sentence is intended to mean. The rest I get, but..

[isaiah77721]

@CarlWarnberg You basically said no one gets your point (short version). But its all gravy. Have a great day!

[CarlWarnberg]

@isaiah77721 Also. RANDALL is funny. hell yeah he is. But reading the same thing over and over again is not.

[Issaquan5]

...meanwhile, in honeybadger land, all the honeybadgers still don't give a shit. 

[JezzyWolf]

Awww... those are distant cousins of ferrets! I love ass kicking mustelids!

[ByeByeStanleyByeBye]

It looks like a miniature bear with a freaking long tail.

[foodiedave]

That screech just scared the crap out of 2 sleeping Shih Tzus. Thanks alot.

[gelleighbean]

a fisher ate my babysitters dog. welcome to ontario

[gustarbox]

I love you

[cifrexxx]

That scream scared me!!!

[ahhchaosx]

beavers on steroids

[lemonadechild]

Omg!!! Hahaha

[nettle97008]

Money Mayweather don't give a shit. Look at him punch his opponent when his opponent was trying to touch gloves. What a crazy fuck!

[singer0403]

I heard this in the middle of the night last summer and im like why the f*** are there pterodactyls in my backyard?!?!

[vagoperezoso]

fisher cats and honey badgers are both cousins--THEY ARE MUSTELIDS!

[TheJp707]

I think this would beat the honey badger in a fight

[jenkochris90]

Do I open my eyes yet?

[Downeyjr4ever]

Not near as good as Honey Badger.

[BrianH71488]

I've seen a real Fisher Cat in person. They are scary as hell. Not even kidding. I had nightmares.

[soldierboymichael]

you love cats. and your a sensation. you should talk to angry grandpa, he HATES cats and hes a sensation also. it would probably be a fun time seeing you two interact.

[VaughanF1]

does it runs in slow motion?



[MeAndMyLittleVoices]

Have you ever considered doing one of these for the Aye-aye? :3 I absolutely love them, and would be interested in hearing what you would narrate. XD

[ChiaraVideos]

That fisher cat was digging through the honey badger's scraps.

[megalrypete]

OH MA JESUS, is that a fisher cat?!?!?

NOPE.

Chuck testa with another realistic mount

[smileyxkitty]

Fisher cats will just disembowel you, that's what they do ya know

[SpidermanRun]

only simple people call them fisher-cat's. . its not an actual term. . . they are just fishers

[beefcake40001]

But.. will it blend?

[kkrabs01]

the fisher cat's scream made my cat freak out.. crazy killer ffs

[Zanihta]

I just love the way he says 'scraps' :D

[jackthejoe333]

OH MY JEESUS!

[adept91]

I wish this guy taught in my college

[xArchAngeL01x]

hahaha good work :D I love it

[unknownn525]

do a narration on the crazy natsyass teenage boy.

[NobodysOffTheHook]

OHMAIJESUS, they're frightening!

[philsphan2]

they're weasels.. who snack on porcipines

[ValeriaCervantes]

FROM THE HONEY BADGER! TO THIS! I STILL LOVE YOUR VIDEOS! :D

[wikkidvampyre]

@VenomProjec he also did a Sims 3 Pets commercial

[VenomProject]

Did anyone else see the honey badger Geico commercial? I was blown away.

[cookiepuss1987]

@VenomProjec have you seen the pistachio commercial ?

[JessicaRGray]

in britain we call them pine martins, go figer!!