Brought back some bad memories of when I lost my family ... happened when Picard asked me a favor. "Give me a wake-up call tomorrow?" I only did what he wanted ... I only did what he wanted.
If I had a giant starship and was armed to the teeth with phasers and photon torpedoes, you'd better believe I'd have blown up the home of every motherfucker who ever tried to wake me up before 9:00 AM. Lucky Picard!
@eamonnwalker Lower Decks, Junior officers are involved in a diplomatic ploy to deal discreetly with the Cardassians. Needless to say, the Bajoran dies.
That's a brilliantly sadistic punishment Picard thought up- blow Geordie out a torpedo tube and beam him back in. He could probably repeat it numerous times based on the severity of the offense.
I love how the crew knows that Recut Picard always bails out for a shuttle craft whenever things go wrong, and they use that in their assassination attempt, haha.
2 weeks? GeneralGrin on a break? I don't blame him if he is, he's put out a lot of material, but I'm just so used to seeing at least one new video a week.
GeneralGrin, you need to do a TNG/Inception crossover. There's enough surreal fantasy/dream sequences in TNG to do it, plus the inclusion of Tom Hardy in both universes is more than enough to have endless possibilities. There's my request of the day :-D
Just before the ending I was thinking "My god, Picard is actually more evil than Janeway!" Hmmm guess we may find out soon :D Thank you again and again for making these, so very entertaining!
Nice job using the "Ensign Janeway" line from TNG. Please, PLEASE use footage of fake evil Janeway from the VOY episode where that alien race 600 years in the future gets their history wrong about the crew. :D
Well, it is a brilliant film. I like the "you go fuck yourself" from Safe House. But I am curious as to how you got Picard to say Vader in the previous recut.
This is seriously the best one in every respect: it has a complete arc, self-referential humor, hillarity, wacky hijinx, someone gets shot into space, Picard demonstrates the full range of his capabilities, etc. FUCKING LOVED IT!
LMAO again with the escaping!
ShroudedFury 5 days ago in playlist Star Trek Recuts
LOLLL
kalingingsong 1 week ago
I must leave. Must get to shuttlecraft
thephan26 1 week ago in playlist General Grin is funny
Without a doubt some of your very best work right here.
SGTBizarro 1 week ago
hilarious!!
FrostUK 1 month ago
I love this, they all know he's going to go to the shuttle when it seems like the enterprise is lost and lie in wait for him.
Xaiano 1 month ago
Brought back some bad memories of when I lost my family ... happened when Picard asked me a favor. "Give me a wake-up call tomorrow?" I only did what he wanted ... I only did what he wanted.
Uridien 1 month ago
I like how resigned Worf is at this point when it comes to Picard demanding the destruction of an allied ship.
USSManhattan 1 month ago
Them ambushing Picard when he once again runs for the shuttle is perfect.
DevilDan83 1 month ago
I thought, for a moment, they had taken care of Picard.
fjccommish 1 month ago
That man runs a tight ship.
CassesVultus 1 month ago
If I had a giant starship and was armed to the teeth with phasers and photon torpedoes, you'd better believe I'd have blown up the home of every motherfucker who ever tried to wake me up before 9:00 AM. Lucky Picard!
SugarDemon1035 1 month ago
Hehe... he had mercy on him.
VulpesFidelis 2 months ago
"Captain, the Admiral's ship has been destroyed."
"GOOD!"
XoD
VulpesFidelis 2 months ago
thats pretty damn good
JemarqueMarquis 2 months ago
"A reprimand will appear on your record" HAHAHA Picard is such an asshole
bregolingo 2 months ago
Wow, what plot twists!
ChiefTroll302 3 months ago
They knew Picard's weakness. But he knew they knew.
germanvisitor2 4 months ago
One person has a reprimand on their record.
davidjamessheets 4 months ago
Which episode had the vulcan firing the rifle? I don't remember that one.
eamonnwalker 4 months ago
@eamonnwalker Lower Decks, Junior officers are involved in a diplomatic ploy to deal discreetly with the Cardassians. Needless to say, the Bajoran dies.
TheYunri 3 months ago
3:04 what a twist!
mindarinas 4 months ago
I love how Picard runs for the shuttle every time! Excellent job! Bravo! I can't get enough of this!
netardus 6 months ago
That's a brilliantly sadistic punishment Picard thought up- blow Geordie out a torpedo tube and beam him back in. He could probably repeat it numerous times based on the severity of the offense.
elheadkickio 6 months ago
Counciling with captain Janeway :D Great work!
Orca8472 6 months ago
They keel-hauled him!
monkeyboy4746 6 months ago
i would have gotten out of the bed and did the same thing lol
degafreak98 7 months ago
2:40 Captain Picard's voice sounds very dark. "I must leave."
Tijnvaassen 8 months ago
I love how he gets out of bed just to fire torpedo's.
This is what I love. Picard blowing shit up for no reason.
Drjrecordz 8 months ago 2
picard is such an a-hole
magustx 9 months ago 2
I love how the crew knows that Recut Picard always bails out for a shuttle craft whenever things go wrong, and they use that in their assassination attempt, haha.
TheMarkTenification 9 months ago 9
"Captain, the Admiral's ship has been destroyed."
"Good!"
zzzzzzzz
dogdrovenorth 10 months ago
"must get to the shuttle" lol
tleshuk 10 months ago 11
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lmao this stuff is hilarious.
stevensjobs 11 months ago
don't fuck with picard or you get shot out a torpedo tube.
Anarchist86ed 11 months ago
"NOT GOOD ENOUGH DAMN IT , NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!"
piccard1976 1 year ago
2 weeks? GeneralGrin on a break? I don't blame him if he is, he's put out a lot of material, but I'm just so used to seeing at least one new video a week.
isforshooting 1 year ago
GeneralGrin, you need to do a TNG/Inception crossover. There's enough surreal fantasy/dream sequences in TNG to do it, plus the inclusion of Tom Hardy in both universes is more than enough to have endless possibilities. There's my request of the day :-D
ApolloVI 1 year ago
I want to see the wrath of Janeway....
christytina81 1 year ago 3
Which recut was the one with data and O'brien "entertaining" Sarek with epic music
Razor1262 1 year ago
@Razor1262 That was one of gazorra's edits; "Classical Concerto," his 19th episode.
EvilTonyAlmeida 1 year ago
Well played, Picard, well played. :D
gussiejives 1 year ago
Wow, it's been a while since I've laughed that hard.
fecxor 1 year ago
Excellent work there!
TheLastBlueApple 1 year ago
I loved how the ENT-D dropped LaForge off at the pool.
RamenNSoup 1 year ago
I wonder how janeway will take her revenge, brilliant work as usual
LDG519 1 year ago
Whenever you have an annoying problem....just fire torpedoes ! :D
macinos 1 year ago 3
At the end of every recent recut, GG gives us a glimpse at the content of the next recut
OneOfThoseVideoMaker 1 year ago
The Janeway is Angry!
Spirotica182 1 year ago
@Spirotica182 Wait... hasn't that happened before?
OneOfThoseVideoMaker 1 year ago
The Wrath of Janeway!!! I can't wait!
isforshooting 1 year ago 2
Not one downvoter so far, because Picard has already launched them into space.
takerdust 1 year ago 2
Only evil Janeway can compare with the Picard when it comes to genocide and planetary destruction.
takerdust 1 year ago
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takerdust 1 year ago
No not a reprimand those are the worst
Darkwizzrobe 1 year ago 3
That was great!
TheMultiGunMan 1 year ago
Im guessing Janeway isn't going to be too happy in the next episode..
Austindude3954 1 year ago
I want to see more elaborate plots of mutiny! That was brilliant!
CaptainPositron 1 year ago
Once again, superb job! This one was particularly entertaining, and had a great storyline flow! Thanks as always!! =)
JeffD8382 1 year ago 2
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Picard: I was wonder mr. Laforge what is our engine efficiency status?
Geordi: operating at 93% sir
Picard: NOT GOOD ENOUGH DAMNIT NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!
LMAO
braveheart2013 1 year ago
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Picard: I was wondering mr. Laforge what is our engine efficiency status?
Geordi: operating at 93% sir
Picard: NOT GOOD ENOUGH DAMNIT NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!
LMAO
braveheart2013 1 year ago
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braveheart2013 1 year ago
hahahah funny
LOLMAN22 1 year ago
Gen, this is masterfully done. Seem-less editing where one found very few flaws in the connections! Bravo!
JamesTKirk254 1 year ago
How does Riker always win poker games against a card counting android, a telepath, and a guy who can see through the deck anyway?
mysterio5005 1 year ago 71
@mysterio5005 the answer to that question is in Recut 50
GeneralGrin 1 year ago 35
@GeneralGrin
Holy shit, it actually IS in recut 50...
Deep40000 3 weeks ago
@mysterio5005 He's Good At Bluffing! PLUS!!! He Has A Beard.
LordPrick 1 year ago
@mysterio5005 Hahaha those poker games have an all different meaning since you pointed that out!!!
Danny77uk 2 months ago
@mysterio5005 Mad skills.
VulpesFidelis 2 months ago
OMG !!!!! Excellent job!!!! Couldn't stop laughing!!!
verasloane 1 year ago
Just before the ending I was thinking "My god, Picard is actually more evil than Janeway!" Hmmm guess we may find out soon :D Thank you again and again for making these, so very entertaining!
typeNtardis 1 year ago
"Put your hand in the box"
(few seconds later) "THE PAIN!!!!"
as usual another excellent video
thelasthallow 1 year ago
Does this mean next episode will be a Voyager episode? :O
Smorfty 1 year ago
Picard...always one psychotic step ahead
MyarKenda 1 year ago
o no trio has pissed off janway
balenceofterrore1 1 year ago
Nice job using the "Ensign Janeway" line from TNG. Please, PLEASE use footage of fake evil Janeway from the VOY episode where that alien race 600 years in the future gets their history wrong about the crew. :D
TerranRich 1 year ago
@TerranRich that was already used in previous recuts
CIarKent 1 year ago
@CIarKent With over 120 of these things, I've lost track. :D
TerranRich 1 year ago
This is why youtube was created.
Lingxor 1 year ago 3
Brilliant!
catholicwood 1 year ago
I love the poker scene and I always wonder why would someone play poker with a empath and an android who can calculate all the odds.
phantomdasilva 1 year ago
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phantomdasilva 1 year ago
Briallisng editing. Fantastic video
Martok123 1 year ago
Ah mutinies... they never get old! :) And the airlock tossing was impressive, too!
mikiroony 1 year ago
Love the line used from dune with "not sorry enough!".
CuTCNQ 1 year ago 17
@CuTCNQ I'm impressed that you figuered out where I got it from : )
GeneralGrin 1 year ago 3
@GeneralGrin
Well, it is a brilliant film. I like the "you go fuck yourself" from Safe House. But I am curious as to how you got Picard to say Vader in the previous recut.
coyran 1 year ago 3
@coyran I used part of a dialogue from "Q Who" when Picard said "invader"
GeneralGrin 1 year ago 26
@GeneralGrin
You're a clever man, General Grin, maybe too clever.
(I used part of dialogue from "James Bond - Goldfinger" here)
prilstrudel 7 months ago
Brilliant! You just keep surpassing yourself Mr Grin!
amtiskaw 1 year ago
LOL love it, they finally caught on to how he runs at the first sign of trouble.
love that picard was ahead of hem all the way though ^_^
pickering86 1 year ago
lol that was brilliant :D good job
bobmog 1 year ago
Damn, these are just getting really good now!
MrBCorp 1 year ago
BRAVO!
MCMcKinley 1 year ago
I also like Worf's reaction to everybody cheating at poker with their special abilities, he's like "...fold" :-/
ApolloVI 1 year ago 3
The general is on top form. What an episode!!!
Ardzilious 1 year ago
Janeway w/o counseling... this will not end well! lol
ncruhk 1 year ago 7
@ncruhk
" Your damned right im angry!"
JustinLRyan 1 year ago
Never underestimate Picards tenacity
Darkwizzrobe 1 year ago 3
How do you keep getting better and better??
PCMechanic 1 year ago
I live for these updates
threnx 1 year ago
epic recut is epic
piccard1976 1 year ago
Every time I see one of your videos hit my subscription page, my eyes light up like its Christmas. =]
We love you Grin!!!
When are you going to have these video put on Comedy Central? Hell if the Onion can get their own TV show, you should be able to as well.
pvtjamesryan3 1 year ago
Yeah, I don't like my naps disturbed either. :p
Ripplin 1 year ago
Bravo! One of your best by far. I love it when a plan comes together...
spacecowboy5000 1 year ago
This is seriously the best one in every respect: it has a complete arc, self-referential humor, hillarity, wacky hijinx, someone gets shot into space, Picard demonstrates the full range of his capabilities, etc. FUCKING LOVED IT!
Treknologist 1 year ago
another vote for downloadable copies. the most consistently inventive recuts evarrr!!!
papercutpictures 1 year ago
@HouserGraves programs Data to kill Troi in the turbo lift :)
kbrinks 1 year ago
Geordi know's Picards ritual escape from the enterprise, I love it!
kbrinks 1 year ago
This is an excellent episode. Everyone thought they had Picard figured out (and I thought they had too!) but he outwitted them all.
apreko 1 year ago
how on earth did Geordie survived the vacuum of space
phantomdasilva 1 year ago
@phantomdasilva just like he did in that episode in which they let all the air out of a cargo bay
CIarKent 1 year ago
Some things should not be said; some things should not be done.
But, this video? This video is excellent.
aiberengi 1 year ago
Definitely one of the best!!
bencrossley36 1 year ago
BAHAHAHAHHA Best one yet!
djkomic 1 year ago
Just how many layers of holodecks is Captain Picard running? Perhaps all the recuts are just the Real Picard's holodeck programs.
Or Mr. Barclay - these are right up his alley of embarrassing programs :0
cbltex 1 year ago
The best one yet!!!
trevortombe 1 year ago
Picard is one sick bastard.
nominalvelocity 1 year ago 2
I think this is your cleverest recut to date, very very good!!
denislemenoir 1 year ago 3
Best edit yet!
CaptainPositron 1 year ago 3
Just constantly laughing throughout the entire thing, this was another classic!
dc8r17 1 year ago
every time you make one it just gets better.
never stop.
wedunneedbadgers 1 year ago
these recuts are genius!
portal1337 1 year ago
"How dare you!" LMAO!!!
jakemiller5000 1 year ago
You are a brilliant man
Abena20 1 year ago
Looking forward to some hot Troi x Janeway action. Preferably with black leather gloves.
iOnlySignIn 1 year ago 3
lol picard shoud've fired a photon torpedo as he ejected geordi.
He was being nice ...
LordEyli 1 year ago
@LordEyli He's probably thinking about turoring LaForge now, after all he did do like he did, just needed to do it right. :p
Zhortac 1 year ago
@LordEyli I think he only does that to Wesley Crusher
phantomdasilva 1 year ago
Picard: That was absolutely thrilling!
fistcontact 1 year ago
wow, Picard is very bipolar
simpsonfan1995 1 year ago
respect
infisek 1 year ago
Great as always. So... Voyager recuts incoming?
mdaTParis 1 year ago
@mdaTParis Oh god yes so much untapped material on VOY!
Danny77uk 1 year ago
I'm psyched for the next episode now!
djpob 1 year ago 22
@djpob oh shit Troi pissed off Cpt. Bitchway
vengefulnoob 1 year ago
@djpob don't fuck with janeway..
and ESPECIALLY don't make spelling mistakes for her to pick you up on.
StargateMunky 1 year ago
It appears as tho Janeway will not accept being cancelled....
FloridaLawDawg 1 year ago
"I would like to disrupt your recreation" ROFL
LOL... Geordi thought he knew exactly what Picard would do by escaping the ship in a shuttle in a time of crisis.
ApolloVI 1 year ago 30
My god. I can't imagine what comes next....
contra9 1 year ago
These videos are amazing!!!!
Thenerdycook 1 year ago