High-Speed Robot Hand

[MKUltraProject]

Best robot video on youtube

[devesh16737]

is this real ?

[devesh16737]

wow this is really great

[sonicawesomeness]

So.... can it give a handjob?

[TurkishStyles52]

Girls got dildos and men will get this

[burhan1992]

the pen spinner is still far behind the asians in pen spinning *0*

[WhiteSnowGentelman]

VSAUCE ARMY HAS ARRIVED !!!

[parakram2]

Supa.. Lobot!! Hai hai!

[ProcXelA]

wow! I want have it twice!

[pazaz2]

SHOW OFF!! >:(

[punisher77212]

Sex toy?

[EdwardLaiPY]

THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!

[Max0Inq]

0:17 - This is in real time? Oo

Is Deus Ex HR is getting close quite fast.

[zurioxsrl]

Skynet

[sebasxs1]

How do you make it? :O ... I wanna learn to make a sensor like 30 segs.. with 2 servos and a camera too :S ... some guide please?

[KIKLOP27]

the time when robots be speedest than human :P

[Michael13K]

People! The END is NEAR! RISE of the MACHINES is COMING!

[DutchDevil1337]

2.32 Mr Miyagi, eat your heart out.

[DutchDevil1337]

@2.32 Mr Miyagi, eat your heart out

[irelandbloke]

Impressive stuff

[xogBFishY]

I must have this hand to masturbate with :3

[liililil]

0:20 Killer hand!!!

[G0806739U]

...1:05 it can point a high speed middle finger...cool...

[1449320]

oh shit...its really happening. amazing and terrifying.

[xato909]

Imagine fapping with this hand....

[amigoodorwhat]

my god, these robots have faster reflexes than us

[warta6]

SKYNET!!! NOoooooooooooooo

[accartwright]

deus-ex

[SanctuaryReintegrate]

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

[lamarrrrr]

Any idea on what kind of servos were used here?

[TheYTCable]

"is this not open source"?

[nytegazer]

Did you find that arm after Sarah Conner visited your factory?

[lucky4mpunjab]

Wow. . .super techonolgy . . .great

[DarkMnMChocolate]

Dues Ex is on the way

[MisterDenisX]

Imagine getting a handjob from it

[caligula6668]

catch a bullet



[WayneCasts]

OMG. Human Revolution and then AI Revolution...

[TiagoTiagoT]

I wonder how far those fingers can flick a booger....

[FLYGUYNO1]

very VERY cool guys keep it up,..

[alrizkimarino]

Deus Ex : Human Revolution is a real thing after all......

[system3142]

What this technology needs is a software simulation which is open source that anyone can download and write programs for and test in a virtual environment.

That way, I could teach it to make my breakfast exactly the way I like it... ...

[IntarwebUser]

Man, robots are taking all our jobs. Even the hangman is going to be out of work once this hits the market. D:

[isobodari1]

call it the masturbanator 

[gamblemadman]

@isobodari1This is fuckin mindblowing shizz

[TheFurBur]

This + Boston Dynamics Big Dog = Terminator

[Deancasser]

It's a new wanking device

[ZzRvXzZ]

MASTURBATION

[MrLokification]

omg now i really want my red pill

[DarkTripYT]

People need to realise there is absolutely no need for humans to be doing 90% of the jobs they do.

When you see that you'll realise how our economy needs to change

[JoshuaRelapse]

You better practice with a hot-dog first or you'll rip your dick off.

[Faust013]

Please Note: Usage may rip vagina apart. o_o

[JOHNNYCOMEKILLU]

But will it blend?

[Faust013]

@JOHNNYCOMEKILLU Seriously- that meme is dead. -.-

[WilsonSteinberg]

I saw thousands of stupid robots and this is by far my favorite one.

[nobrainQQ]

I bet they already test this with guns.

[FoneArc]

These guys should do a joint project with the developers of the BigDog robot. I'm sure something awesomely frightening will come out of it.

[charlesismymiddlenam]

i don't think it's so much a case of being KILLED by the robots - it's more that they're going to render us utterly obsolete in pretty much every industry in existence. and it's already happening.

[preinstad]

This is fucking awsom !

[Omniverse77]

now guys have a masterubating machine. great! cause it get too tiring otherwise.

[Brutalityist]

Only Chris norise's penis can handle that speed...

[Eobeanproductions]

@Brutalityist you spelt norris wrong dumb ass

[swinder00]

you will need a dinamic adamantium penis if u will try to fap with that.

[tarcal87]

f-f-fffffeatures

[DeliciousNubbs]

Fuuuck... Humans are screwed.

[ajaxrobinson]

YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US ALL. THANKS.

[azalio]

Ох, роботы захватят этот мир.

[MrSaifiAttari]

Impressive.

[Bear5177]

Holy, freakin', crap!

That's amazing!

[eswyatt]

The pen-spinning is the most encouraging because now we can replace actual douchebag policy debaters with less-annoying robot versions.

[TriplePalindromous]

Oh god the tweezers demo creeps the fuck out of me.

[DanielDaniel1]

hello ladies, have you seen my hand yet?

[Gwarkyman]

Damn.

[NicoletoZ]

it a robot apocalypse actually happens we are sooooooooooo fucked.

[kiyotewolf]

Can flip you off and please your wife in 1 mi. second.

[AuroraSunset]

bet it can catch bullets yo

[newbiedoodle]

I would take one... Just so I can install a super fast trigger finger for BF and COD

[kgkgcanuck]

That's fantastic! Keep up the good work people!!!

[ErikBramsen]

That's goddamn impressive!

[frankis94]

IT THREW ThE FUCKING PHONE UP AND THEN CAUGHT IT JESUS FUCK IM CUTTING MY HANDS OFF AS SOON AS THESE ARE AVAILABLE!!!!

[SLINGSHOTandMOLOTOWS]

@frankis94 those things will enslave us all

[MOD853]

@frankis94 omg, don't eny1 understand? it hasn't a targeting system everything is programmed based on the air pressure and wind force (wich i supposed are the same all the time) the hand is just programmed to do the same thing all the time. since there is no wind or enything like that that changes the fysic force on the cellphone it will fly in the exact same path, based on how it's placed in the hand. as well for the pingpong ball. no "magic" just hard work programming it.

[TonttumanHD]

kybork

[XTGEcolditz]

0:19 sounds like a transformer :D I like this thing!

[Funjackerjones]

I want a hand that has those as finger dammit!

[ThePaalanBoy]

AWESOME!!!!!!

you deserves a nobel first prize in robotics ';. D

[rcb1233]

It appears that when Skynet finally goes live we will be wishing for the cuddly slow robot killing machines that are portrayed in the Terminator Trilogy.

[HubbaBubba9849]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUU...

...ck!

[valcan321]

Wow....just wow im really fuckin impressed. The dribbling and twizers especially

[TruthOverFear]

A robot with that speed can punch and knock out an alien

[carlosdavid57]

amazing!!!!

[MakeItGoSplodey]

can it give you a handjob?

[iCommentatez]

Watching this video I involuntarily think of the terms "robot commando" and "ballistic knife".

[mahchymk93]

DUDE WTF! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[drock9]

WE ARE ALL DOOOOOOMED!!!

[sleepercell]

Ultimate finger banging device.

[nukebuilder]

Clever inventors :) Impressive.

[synthiswhatido]

Ok, give it a gun.

[alexdude1085]

@synthiswhatido i lol

[ktmbua]

this is awesome



[FanboyRapist]

i would saw off my real hand with a rusty saw if the gave me this one

[Raverlabs]

totally awesome!

[kinsapien]

om that thing will kill us......anybody seen terminator???



[Lioyd1rving]

@kinsapien If you actually believe this, you're a moron. It takes like an entire building's worth of supercomputers just to imitate the brain of a rat for a couple seconds.

[liutasx]

@Lioyd1rving

Do you have heard about memristor - neuron equivalent in electronics? In future they will imitate not only human's brain, but also work much more faster and effective and also will able to perform much more complex task than human's brain. From memristor created "brain" will be small as human brain (also computer), and will consume much more less energy than resent supercomputer.

Everything is changing.

[liutasx]

@kinsapien

Terminator is Hollywood's fiction.

Ask yourself why robots will want to kill us?

[Desolator84]

For a few frames between 2:42 and 2:43 it drops the phone. Gentlemen, we created a robot Chandler Bing.

[peetaah]

Practice on a sausage first...

[eethry]

dues ex, here we come, lol.

[halfbakedtim]

Imagine this for a sex toy for a girl

[fndjfgsdk]

@halfbakedtim I'd buy it ;)

[TheRecordead]

Will it blend?

[T3C1992]

0:24 aim bot

[TheDonutx]

*insert masturbatory comment here*

[besser9]

I came here by Stumble Upon :D 

[pb0o6]

I can dribble a basketball that fast... if i wanted...

[sqwedgemeister]

a wank would be over in seconds....women would become meaningless

[falconseye97]

High speed surgery?!?!?! AWESOME!!!!!!

[einjix]

i would rip my arm to get one of those......

[skiIler]

Imagine when you have a augumented hand like that...

[japjapmcdeepvoice96]

The tweezers and rice was awesome

[santico0307]

O_O!

[GOLD3NxH1TMAN]

The whole time I watched this I kept saying holy shit holy shit holy shit.

[jimday666]

holy shit! I just wanna cut my fingers and get bionic fingers!

[czarblip]

Haven't these people seen any of the Terminator movies?

[Lioyd1rving]

@czarblip Isaac Asimov didn't need to.

[GeorgeGavin1]

2:40

[mistermudd]

It won't be long before some enterprising SOB incorporates this into a line of adult toys.

[Raxinox]

GHOST IN THE SHELL CYBERNETIC BODIES COMING SOON! I CANT WAIT! :D

[DRAT311]

At 0:22 it flips us off.

[kolearian]

Fuck, this is trippy.

[rawrimamuffin88]

the narrator, yea, he's a virgin. but now he has a robotic hand

[AustinDaStarWarsGeek]

OH GOD... IT'S USING TOOLS!!! WE'RE DOOMED!!!

[mutanik]

can I get two of those that kill flies?

[CrookedDarkSlide]

try to play thumb war with it xD

[sntrobotics]

U dudes are very smart! Keep it up!

[steve4stew]

Amazing. I thought I was smart...until I'm listening to this dude lol

[DoobiScrew]

The next step is downloading our brains into robots and living for ever. We are totally gonna be the brog in like 20 years.

[jjmore12]

Great ... this is like the robotic version of crack...

[seraphxl18]

3 fingers? cant fap me...

[MBFencer]

7,226 people have already been assimilated into the robot invasion force...>_>

[00wadhah00]

63 dislikes are robots with slow hands.

Ps : I love this, the possibilities are just amazing.

[psykoral]

OK, I can handle this. I'm gonna need a tough Mom, a wimpy kid, an ex-Governor of Cali-forni-a, and a factory complete with giant lava pit. Go.

[simpl456]

oh my fucking god and donkey balls

[hemo1001]

Chuck norris can do better -.-

[Veehmot]

So are you going to make a fake hand for us to use at the casino? That way we can always get what we want when playing with dice.

[refa42]

@Veehmot No I think this one is solely made for masturbation purposes =)

[1Ryboii]

Holly shit!

[sunl666]

Japanese are the makers of WMD

[fujaiwei]

Stumbleupon, what up??

[Spartan9092]

@fujaiwei Not much my friend, not much.

[shiznak55]

if we learn anything from movies...it should be that we shoudnt make robots tooo smart.

[thelegendofme1]

Don't worry guys, I beat an AI at rock paper scissors last night, I AM THE ONE

[raywj1fan]

0:15 FINGAH SPAZM 0:19 epic hand spazm starts

[JMdieR]

but how fast can it work a fleshlight?

[rockerfrog25]

did he died?

[chazizphat]

this is fucking amazing, i was blown away by the phone catch.

[Likeaperv]

this video shows that high speed sensored motored fusion has great potencial to produce new control strategies and new robot skills...OF DEATH

[simba00784]

this will make masturbation easier

[inphrased]

2:25 HOLY SHIT

[boy123838]

WOW

[lol486]

imagine you masturbating with this

[manhaxor]

@lol486 bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt

[MrPoof15]

ASIMO could use a hand like this.



[theultimateorgasm]

jaja esa manos las desean las mujeres

[theultimateorgasm]

jajaj imaginenze esa mano

con una mujer 

[theultimateorgasm]

jajaj imaginence esa mano

con una mujer 

[seantech]

Hi,

What controllers, actuators and vision system do you use?

Vbrgs,

Sean.

[sp1ic3sp1ic3]

Imagine ur replaceed arms can do that.. imagine the things you can speed up in life.

[linkuei83]

this is pure awesome!

[ilovetheasians]

I don't know why, but this is hilarious.

[raddel123]

and later they kill us all^^

[thecursed01]

can i raplace my boring homans arms with those?

[sixstringmania]

wow!!! when it threw and cathced the cellphone!

[sharkriup]

Bender is alive

[MrBlokGuy]

the rice grain + tweezers is scarily human-like

[SoflesViolence]

It looks like bender's hand from futurama

[YarTeh1337]

But will it blend?