Misheard Lyrics: Dethklok- Detheme

[baahhhFATALITY11]

Tha fuk??? LOL

[slim420ification]

HAH! i does sound like he says "Do you need some ketchup" in the beginning... thats so funny

[TheJamieRai]

Hilarious man, nice job

[TheFrigginAwesome]

it not misheard lyrics if that's exactly what we heard

[MR666SLIPKNOT]

actually sounds a lil like "Toki Who We'll Never Be"

doesnt really sound like "Toki Wartooth wanna mumble, please"

[metalfiredope]

Honestly think the actual lyrics are funnier!

[dullsonBETA]

everyone hears 3 murderface there? wow

[Mittensshnookums]

and of COURSE Skwisgaar's misheard intro involves a thong LOL!

[phoebetran]

that was so funny! 5 stars :D

[jessicaisthebessica]

The subtitles on the DVDs are really fucked- don't go by them.

It's seriously 'doodily-ding-dong-tick-tock'

[Maddyface1212]

@jessicaisthebessica

Indeed it is.

I asked their writers,who are close with Brendon Small. And it is indeed doodily ding dong tick tock.

[FluffyMI6]

Rofl! That was pretty good.

And the Xplorer is awesome! No worries ;D

[Daijaskillern]

you people do know that these are MISHEARD lyrics right? because last time i checked they were the lyrics you THINK YOU HEAR. and they are just made for fun.

[zezimabiach2195]

it would make more sense if it was "Doodly ding-dong tick-tock" because the band's name isdethKLOK you know like a clock dumasses? not do anything for dethklok thats just fuckin retarted

[Diemotherfkr]

you liking runescape and having your name as zezima is retarded you failure

[slipknot1012003]

there is nothing wrong with runescape its free and its a cure for the boredom besides its supposed to be about the music not a bashfest dumbass.

[Diemotherfkr]

your a faggot for liking it you homo. are you like 13 years old? hooomooooo

[swanny920]

its do anything for dethklok though... because most of there song are suppose to be like hypnotizing... so it makes more sense to be "do anything for dethklok"

[ScaredKid321]

think what you want. but its definitly not fucking retarded it sounds better than doodily ding dong tick tock. get the dvd have the subtitles on and see what it says on the subtitles. alrite? now go and GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE!

[Stammer6]

Actually, the finished theme is a lot more clear, and it's not "Do anything for Dethklok", it's "Doodly ding-dong tick-tock" repeated several times, followed by "I'll teach you to rock".

[snat1245]

Do anything for dethklok, DETHKLOK poms tiki boo ra, DETHKLOK, Swissgar taller then a tree ,Toki Wartooth not a bumble bee, William Murderface Murderface Murderface, Pickles the drummer doodlily doodily ding dong doodily doo, Nathan EXPLOSION, and the guitar sounds... I put it all down and corrected some... I USE SUBTITLE EH!

[KODIN13]

It is "Do anything for Dethklok" as I have their DVD and I've watched it with the subtitles on.

[ScaredKid321]

THANK YOU!

[lifesuckers25]

the first part acttually sounds like dying for some ketchup hay am i right

[slipknotz1maggot]

that thong thong thong thong thong. hehe. i love dethklok. theyre amazzing.

[zackwilliamsxxx]

i'll slice your earnose

[ElNigro7XBLive]

Its Like the starting DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK x5 I WILL TEACH YOU WHO ROCK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK SKWISGAR SQUIGOLF TALLER THAN A TREE TOKI WARTOOTH NOT A BUMBLE BEE WILLIAM MURDERFACE MURDERFACE MURDERFACE PICKLES THE DRUMMER NATHAN EXPLOSION

[rockgod22085]

its not do anything for dethklock,

its

doodly ding dong tick tock

[ElNigro7XBLive]

I Was Just Going By What The Myspace,the series subtitles,and what

Tommy Blacha,Brendon Small,and Andy Richter said so whatever u know.

[ponyride23]

i actually heard Brendon Small say it was "doodily dong dong tick tock"

apparently thats the sound that a "Dethklok" makes and then it's "I'm ticking to the....Dethklok Dethklok"

also you misspelled Skwisgaar Skwigelf and the pickles part is

"Pickles the drummer doodily doo ding dong doodily doodily doo"

but if u can prove me wrong with hard evidence i will gladly admit my mistake...brutal

[Lukunum]

it's

"I'll teach you to rock" not im ticking to the

[ponyride23]

prove it....im not tryin to fight, i just want to finally find someone who has evidence of what the song really says haha

[Lukunum]

sorry, there a lot of places with lyrics but there all different i listened and frankly anyone could be right

[Zollikoffer]

That actualy sounds very right after I think about it. "I'm... ticking... to... the.. DETHKLOK DETHKLOK!"

That's a great point. sounds very accurate. I think you've got it discovered my friend.

[ScaredKid321]

its not tht cuz if u listen the last word he sais sounds nothing like "the". it sounds like "rock". but if ur using sarcasm...then.... sorry to bother you lol

[Zollikoffer]

Hmmm... kind of clever,,, Although most of the lyrics were right.

[lifesuckers25]

only a couple of words were right

first it's

i'll do anything for dethklok then it's i'll teach u how t rock

swisgarr swisgelf taller then a tree

toki wartooth not a bumble bee

william murderface murderface murderface

pickles the drumer doodly diidly doodly do

nathan explosien!!!!!!

dethklok rules and i will do anything for dethklok

[Zollikoffer]

I believe you are severely wrong. read your lyrics in with the song. There is no "I'll teach you HOW... to rock."

There's no "I'LL do..."

"Doodly diidly doodly doo?"

You need to listen to the song more.

[TuskenToast]

Those are the lyrics, You need to listen to the song more.

[mersi2140]

LO-FUCKING-L!!!!!!!1111one

[skepsi1992]

Even though this was funny..

You really don't need misheard lyrics

to laugh at this song, it's already funny lol.

Nice job though.

[bloodharlekin]

Nobody meses with Murderface

[xxpiepiepiexx]

lol REALLY messed up lyrics, but that was funny as hell lol

[metallmelitia]

the lyrics from 0:22 onwards are actually correct.

still funny, all my 5* r belong to this

[DethExplosion]

no they aren't

[metallmelitia]

ok, apart from 'Dumber' but, yeah... i must L2r

[drzoidberg158]

nice

[chrisgrizle]

HAHAHA! hilarious man

[DropkikedProductions]

Doodily Ding Dong Tick Tock x5 is the beggining

thought that was funny

[SpeghettiO]

Half of those lyrics where the real lyrics though.

[slipknot9010]

dying for a taste of pickles hahaha

[PsPzRule]

Nuw! Nuw! Part Owns

[billysoprano51290]

DIE FOR DETHKLOK

DIE FOE DETHKLOK

DIE FOR DETHKLOK

DETHKLOK DETHKLOK

and so on

[darthbacon4]

for gods sake it says most of the lyrics in the first episode!

[himheartagram7]

dude your way off this was hhorrible

[SnDxSilverxMoon]

i think it was on purpose casue its called mishear lyrics and he could just look it up online so please stfu i was chuckiling till i read this.

[himheartagram7]

doodily ding dong tick tock. doodily doo dong tick tock. doodily ding dong tick tock.dethklok dethklok dethklok dethklok.ill teach u who rock. dethklok dethklok dethklok.squisgaar taller than a tree toki not a bumble bee william murderface murderface murderface murderface pickles the drummer didily do didily didly didily doo nathan explosion......u way off

[stormtheslayer]

misheard lyrics....dumbass

[TherolisWarr]

He is correct, those are the lyrics

[marilyn6manson6]

Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! I'm... ticking... for... the... Dethklok! Dethklok! Skwisgaar Skwigelf taller than a tree, Toki Wartooth not a bumblebee, William Murderface Murderface Murderface, Pickles the Drummer doodily doo ding dong doodily doodily doo, Nathan Explosion.

[SPARTANN09]

@Marilyn6manson6:

It's

"I'll

Teach thee

To

Rock"

[soadizsweet]

fail

[SnDxSilverxMoon]

epic fail

[WTFsplosionz]

thats... lame

[job4cowboy94]

I think the begining sounds more like Turning Into Ketchup! LOL!

[WelcomexToxThexNHK]

I agree, it does! xD "Turing into ketchup, turning into ketchup..." xD good observation, you get a cookie for this! *hands you a cookie*

[122333unitron]

you got all the lyrics wrong

[BlackKnightTGS]

Duh! It's misheard!

[moremetal4mike]

lol..dethklok rules..this is funny tho

[12thsetting]

for the first (misheard part) maybe it should say "Do you need some ketchup?"-----since you DO have have a hamburger there?

[theguybehindyou2]

@12thsetting lol i listened to the song after readinng your comment and it does sound like hes saying "do you need some ketchup" XD

[rbnocturnus]

this is supposed to be a missheard and yet you got most of it right

[GTarMasta]

Its Diffrent every Episode pretty much [except the part where they say the names]

[peaceee333]

haha no its the sameee, thats what i thought too though.

i have the Season 1 DVD and i always put on the subtitles, and its the same haha.

[GTarMasta]

well on my tv when ever i have the captioning on its allways diffrent..lol damn captining

[queequeg8942]

It is always exactly the same unless they shorten it, in which case it is just part of the same song... It's never different lyrics though... And the subtitles aren't completely correct on Season 1. Some jerks didn't do their job very well, it would seem.

[peaceee333]

haha yeah, tell me about itt! like they always forget little parts of the subtitles, or they mess it up, and it pisses me off haha. i was just watching "Dethkomedy" and the lyrics of Hatredy were wrong, because instead of writing "Hatredy" they wrote "hate the judge" or something.. i was like wtf? haha

[queequeg8942]

I know... I think I'd prefer it to just not even have subtitles at all if they are going to be all wrong... Hopefully they'll do a better job on Season 2.

[MamaLuigiXYZ]

HAHAHAHHA 5/5

[akanagu]

It's squisgaar squigelf taller than a tree not sisqos thong song

,my apologies  ya pervert

[TecLogik]

Doodily Ding-Dong Tick-Tock [x5]

Dethklok [x4]

I'll, Teach you, to, rock...

Dethklok [x2]

Skwisgaar Skwigelf, taller than a tree.

Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee.

William Murderface, Murderface, Murderface.

Pickles, the drummer, doodily doo. (Ding-dong, doodily, doodily, doo.)

Nathan Explosion.

[xxRawrxxKristiePie]

AAGGGHHHHH its not doodily ding dong tick tock!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK!

[SPARTANN09]

Rawr, it's Doodily ding dong tick tock, Brendon Small confirmed it, and I think he wrote the damned piece

[sweettooth137]

spartann09 is right, he did write and confirm it.

[zigthemime]

I always thought they were saying "Do you need some Ketchup".

[TheMetroidKiller1]

ps.. I know it was a misheard... I just wanted to post something funny. (i707)

[alsophocus]

lieerr XD

[TheMetroidKiller1]

It's actually "Do anything for Dethklok".

And no, I didn't use my TV caption... oh wait... yes I did! OOPS!! (lol)

[Ninetailedknight]

it kidda does sound like the real lyrics

[DethklokFog]

where the fuck did you get these lericks? its, Doodly ding dong tick tock x5 Dethklok Dethklok Dethklok Dethklok I'll...teach...you...who...roc­k Dethklok Dethklok Skwisgaar Skwigalf taller than a tree, Toki Wartooth not a bumble bee, William Murderface Murderface Murderface, Pickles the drummer doodley doo, Nathan Explosian!

[xMajinx]

They're suppossed to be the not real lyrics, also called MISHEARD lyrics.

[RadiusHelayn]

@xMajinx In fact ithats not a misheard. They're the real lyrics, except for some words.

[toaoaod]

do any thing for dethklok x5

not doodly ding dong tick tock

and ill teach you to rock

[DethklokFog]

if you watch the first episode of metalocalypse you would know the lyrics. those are the OFFICIAL lyrics

[bitesizebob]

hell yeah bitch!!! all wrong go learn metal!!!

[MikeBlame]

@DethklokFog Einstein...

[MR666SLIPKNOT]

@DethklokFog doesnt the intro go "Do Anything For Dethklok"

[Orderofnova]

So that's what they were saying. Weeeeeiiiiirrrrrd.

[AdamantFireheart]

Hahahahaha this rocks,very nice parody,it is obvious that without finding the lyrics written down somwhere , you can`t destinguish a single word from his singing , besides the deathclock part :D , TIKI , POM , BOO , RA (rofl)

[VampChik13]

Well, I was able to figure out most of the words when I heard it the first time. So was my dad. But then again, he's in a metal band.

[illadventures]

wow

its weird how many people can write but not read

i didnt think it was possible

but its pretty obvious

i mean why else would to try to correct MISHEARD lyrics

the title OF THA FUCKING VIDEO IS MISHEARD LYRICS!

[dukehoops]

In the dethklok TV promo (which u can find here on youtube) where the army guy is saying everything "we know about dethklok" he straight out says the lyrics

anyone wanna link, ask me

[cloudofbees]

If all these debates over correct lyrics are AT ALL based on the DVD subtitles, then everyone has their heads up their arses... it's VERY VERY obvious that the lyrics (and the dialogue) are CONSISTENTLY mistranslated on the subtitles. (why a deaf person would watch such a musically intense show is beyond me, but they should at least get the proper words...)

no harm trying, tho. and, yes, "misheard lyrics" videos are funny, regardless of what the words actually are...

[dgbp1996]

oh nice one retard someone who does'nt know who dethklok is probably knows those aren't the lyrics

[Sylar03]

Oh! That's brutal!

[dogdude84]

funny how you all go crazy trying to write the correct lyrics here...

it's a parody vid, shut the fuck up.

good job majin

[torcher100]

here we go again...ok

u all r wrong...

the original recorded song had the lyrics with "doodily ding-dong tick-tock" and "Im ticking for the..."

the theme song to the show and the REAL version is "Do anything for Dethklok" and "Ill teach you who rock!"

[ZurcBlackstarr]

its Do anything for Dethklok (x4) DETHKLOK (x4) I'm ticking for the dethklok DETHKLOK Skwisgaar Skwigelf taller than a tree Toki Wartooth not a bumblebee he William Murderface Murderface Murderface Pickles the Drummer doodily doo NATHAN EXPLOTION in the first episode that one guy says "pickles the drummer... doodily doo ding dong doodily...doodily doo..." in the song theres no way to say that in a half second.. its just pickles the drummer doodily doo

[partyhatpker]

it's not like nobody heard the fucking lyrics before. it's a parody. stop trying to show off by copying and pasting the lyrics off of google.

[KornKaos13]

It says all of Doodily do ding dong doodily doodily doo, ding dong doodily doodily doo is just under the guitar.

[Maleficusgrekk]

Julie eat the ketchup

dethklok

rum tiki

coo bargghhh

[bill01234]

OK the really real lyrics are Doodily Ding Dong Tick Tock (x5) Dethklok!(x4) I Will teach you who rocks Dethklok Dethklok Skwisgaar Skwigelf Taller than a tree Toki Wartooth not a bumblebee William Murderface Murderface Murderface Pickles the drummber doo doo doodily do, do do doodily do Nathan Explosion! Yes, I'm sure thats right

[flamingdeth1]

thats correct expcept for the fact that is not this version. that is for the version not released with the series. the difference is in this version instead of "i will teach you who rock" it is "im ticking for the"

[novaimperalist]

nuw! nuw! nuw! nuw! nuw! nuw! nuw! nuw! nuw! nuw! nuw! nuw! NUW! NUW!!!! lol this is excellent great job!

[diamonion]

Turn it into metal.(4x) Dethklok(4x) Bomb Ticking Boom Dethklok(4x) Skwisgaar Skwigelf taller than a tree Toki Wartooth not a bumblebee he William Murderface Murderface Murderface Pickles the Drummer doodily do ding dong doodily doodily doo NATHAN EXPLOTION

[bananabaconcake]

Those aren't the real lyrics, diamonion. Or maybe you were just joking...um...were you?

[Tofuvsgodzilla]

its not " Turn it into metal " . i had my captions on my tv and it said " tick-tock " cuz of dethKLOK

[Blondedude99]

yhe lyrics are: turn in the pizza (x4) Dethklok!!! (x4) One, two, oo, the, dethklok, dethklok!!! Theres a leg up on the tree, coming what right for me, theres a rabbit rabbit rabbit, built strong DVD's, think of explosion.

[closetemo32]

i love dethklok, but yeah... nathan explosion is even more incomprehensible than most metalcore frontmen.

that's saying something.

[Dream2Infinity]

I kinda heard

"Sisqo wiggle fuck a tree

Toki Wartooth gotta go pee"

I'm lacking sleep. You can't blame me for that. Lol.

[Dream2Infinity]

For the first part, I woulda probably heard "Turn it into ketchup." XD I blame the burger.

[msyr]

lol!! defidently :P

[ratedDX74]

I watched the show with captions on and it said "Do anything for Dethklok". The captions always help.

[Gina69]

YAAAAAAY =)

[D3VD4WG]

HAHA! I agree with LayThisToRest.

[AtomicManiac]

This is stupid. If you watch the show they clearly state the lyrics in the first episode.

[fanofrobzombie]

yes they do, its not about the lyrics being right, its how it sounds to people who dont listen to metal.

check out the one for "Inner Child Tied and Beaten" on misheard, they're hilarious

[pices29614]

i love dethklok they kick ass!!

[LayThisToRest]

Sweet show either way, lol

[LayThisToRest]

I think it sounds more like "Do you need some ketchup?" In the beginning

[ratedDX74]

It really does sound like that!!!!! lol From now on, whenever I hear that song, I'm gonna sing "Do you need some ketchup", LMAO.

[sickharvest]

These were wrong, but fucking hilarious! 5 stars.

[punkrokr145]

hahaha i like this version!

[bigal1414141414]

*shoots you*

[metaxzen]

hahaahaha - I got that it was a joke! My fiance and I are a cute little yuppie couple in CT who mostly listen to Folk & Jazz... Metalocolyps happens to be our favorite show!

[metalboy5150]

The way you type it, it looks like a growth in your ass!! hahaha Metalocolyps=polyps, huh? Metalocalypse...like the Apocalypse, buddy...hehehe...by the way, you get a lot more of the jokes in the show if you actually listen to this kind of music (death metal, thrash, melodic death....any kind of extreme metal, I guess...)

[DrilArm]

Wow. Okay, someone do me a favor. Post a link to what "misheard" means. Some people here need to do a little learnin'.

[lunarflowers]

I guess nobody here gets that the vid was suppose to be a joke

[LordAztahoth]

How about a fucking shot of prozac in the ass for all these angry raging 16-years-old in their identity crisis?

[KHearse87]

okay some people don't seem to get the point of a "misheard lyrics" video

[corpusdelecti]

Never said anything about being the smartest person, was just showing you the correct lyrics. What's wrong with that? Nothing I would assume. So enjoy the fact that you can now know what they are really singing.

[bleak351]

Damn, you're not smart, are you.

[corpusdelecti]

First off, YOU'RE BOTH FUCKING WRONG! Lyrics are as follows:

Doodily ding dong tick tock (x5)

Dethklok, Dethklok

I'm, ticking, for, the

Dethklok, Dethklok

Skwisgaar Skwigelf taller than a tree

Toki Wartooth not a bumblebee

William Murderface Murderface Murderface

Pickles the Drummer doodily doo ding dong doodily doodily doo

Nathan Explosion

[HerrdesWindes]

This is a misheard Lyrics.

[corpusdelecti]

Your point? It is a MISHEARD lyrics, meaning, the lyrics are misheard and they are trying to let people know what the real lyrics are.... I corrected it.

[panzerpanzerpanzer]

Listen you're retarded the begining is: Hearing the tick of, hearing the tick of, hearing the tick of the, DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK, I'm ticking for the , DETHKLOK DETHKLOK and you need to look up all the other lyrics i'm so pissed at you right now i want to just shoot you in the fucking face

[xMajinx]

Someone's on their period :)

[Cinder2300]

hahaha that's funny. :)

[Cinder2300]

dude, don't have a fuckin' heart attack! you got it wrong to dumbass!