LORRAINE 24th Feb 'What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex' Book Shed Simove Michael Ball

[TheOfficialiKON]

9gag Troop reporting in for duty.

[rahagbab]

@fuck192ass I'm still dumbfounded as to what female would actually choose a name like Karl Smith as her youtube account? unless it's one of those "ultra-progressive" self-loathing males who chop their penises off in praise of women.

[karlsmith00]

@rahagbab my nickname is kar, my middle initial is l.

is this that hard to figure out? what male would even understand what i'm talking about? are males this bad with language? this is getting ridiculous.

[rahagbab]

@karlsmith00 Oh, excuse me =P

[rahagbab]

The irony is that this book is written in the only language women can't understand: silence...

[karlsmith00]

@rahagbab no the irony is that men don't read

[rahagbab]

@karlsmith00 This is also true, in my case anyway.

[karlsmith00]

@rahagbab yeah, well males today are so busy with video games and fantasy baseball scores, so what should we expect?

and i know it makes no sense that women actually discuss their problems instead of being silent and then exploding into anger like males. that's really served the world well, look at the middle east.

go read a book.

[rahagbab]

@karlsmith00 You fail to see that what I've written was in fact a joke of sorts, which is why you have decided to attack me. In which case I'd like to point out that you are taking this far to seriously.

Speaking of hobbies, I suppose frivellous spending on clothes, jewelry

and my favorite satan's creation-the purse is much better. How are you supposed to look better with a purse? is the something in the female psyche that us males aren't getting (retorical question, don't answer it).

[rahagbab]

@karlsmith00 I know purses hold things, what I don't understand is how they differ from one another...

I suppose I have no right to defy the almighty conglomorates of Gucci and Calvin Klein (or whatever) but seriously, what other reason is there to waste 600$ on a purse than to supposedly "attract" attention?

also, I'm not saying that video games aren't frivolous, it just seems like video games have more intrinsic value to me.

[naofumi811]

DO WANT

[Otinsak]

I hope these faggots used recycling paper; what a monumentally AWESOME reason to cut down trees you downsy bitches.

[fuckutube74]

Sold Out on Amazon

[stuisellars]

What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex ...

Totally Hilarious - Think I have just found my brother's birthday present :-)

[06s091]

Michael Ball isn't an ex-singer!

[tellyap]

Sexy.