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  • post your other vids man missed them

  • I miss this dude

  • OMFG! Dude I watched this video about 2-3 years ago and the part where you said a gas of nano bots that can mind control us... that's just like in that movie "Gamer". YOu're a freaking genius and in a way... that's scary.

  • lol. Could have lived without the last two minutes or so, but, refreshing takes in many ways.

  • And then one electrode sparks up and the entirety of humanity dies out - good run, let's see how apes fare...

  • This shit already exists. It's called Drugs.

  • @Meanor89

    meh, drugs wear off, or you could just use more, but there is going to be a moment when it stops, the effect, or your life.

    what he is getting to is becoming an organism that naturally works by only having active brain functions that give you euphoria.

    like a brain anomaly in which you have lots of serotonin receptors and your body produces huge amounts of serotonin which is constantly being used by the receptors.

    only the anomaly is created artificially.

  • You should keep making these videos. They're really good.

  • so we will turn into giant clits?

  • hate to disappoint but the technology has already fallen in the wrong hands

  • @Xziz10ths I know exactly what you mean; as in, people that are much more interested in playing "Satan" than God, lol.

  • this is going to take nano money, because it sounds like commoditys will still be necessary, as will machinery, and the delivery and repair of such, in order to build, and maintain our new selves. even though everything gets smaller, if everything does it, it will seem the same to us, so "values", and markets, will still be necessary. and, even if it is possible for someone to morph into a cloud, what if someone else decided to capture him in a jar, and demand a price for the cloud's freedom?

  • Dude we need your videos! Make them!! If there is such a thing as destiny (which of course is a moronic belief) You are destined to make this vids!!!! Lol

  • what a crap. You can't influence only one thing without affecting everything else. Take away the bad emotions, you take away the good ones too.

    It's like trying to go up, if down does not exist.

    So, the technical term is I believe "eat shit and die". But I could be wrong.

  • This is a hideous prospect for mankind which will will result in unimaginable suffering for future sentient life forms. Zargrag Needs Your Help!

  • Self doesn't exist - it's truth. Self it's illusion, you don't exist. but love your videos.

  • zomg, I missed you motherfucker

  • Hey, I don't watch youtube videos all....oh wait, YOU. Okay, nvm.

  • You got fat, your opinions are somewhat less valid because of that.

  • What if before any of that happens, the nanites just devour everything in a Grey Goo scenario?

  • A very valid point on the emotional side of things too. I always try and tell people (although you put it in much better words) that everything we do, feel, etc, is customizable. We don't have to live the way we do if we choose not to.

  • how very European of you. humans are animals, period. All we ever have been and ever will be is animals, technology is simply a genetically imbued tool to make us more vicious and more deadly. Scorpions have their venom, spiders have their webs and humans have technology. We simply love killing each other too much to become immortal techno-organic beings .

  • Dont think it will come to that. Altering away one's brain like that pretty much killing yourself, and who the fuck wants to kill himself when you can make artificial vagina with handles using some nano bots? It's like with cloning, even a 100%  accurate clone will still not be YOU, no matter what technique you use.

  • Welcome back. I love your videos.Greetings from a loner-stoner in Arendal.

  • So I conclude that that we live in a quantum-computer calculating every single possibility using selfaware "intelligence" like us to figure stuff out?-God?

    would make sense that ancient civilizations prayed to the sun and we all know they were more advanced as we are now since we couldnt build the huge pyramids with nowadays technology.

  • I'm glad you're back, wish you the best of luck with your band. As a fellow artist I encourage the journey. Blessings homeboy

  • Where've you been, Dendro? Did you get your account banned or what?

  • I though you died.

  • omg you back!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Advice 101:

    Please steer clear of any type of brain warping cell killing substances, as you get older all your grey matter will become wiser and more profound, your slightly abstract, which is change the world needs from your pure logical multi dimensional mind.

  • @xxeh 2c-i changed my life.

  • Why did you eliminate all your past videos? They were genius imo!

  • Holy mother of god. You are back!

  • Holy shit. I can't believe Dendrophilian is back. This was one of the most interesting youtube channels back in the day. Hopefully you will now take your rightful place as one of the Overlords of Youtube.

  • Welcome back dendrosssssssssss

  • I like the positive side of this but this is dripping "human self importance" and its over simplified. Nano Weaponry will come before Nano Pleasure. Considering Nano Nuclear Cores could be built to chain nuclear reactions creating explosions logarithmically bigger than any before that's were I see this going, Hey I try to keep positive but the human race is far from responsible with technology....

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  • yeah and the problem of everything and anyone seems to see happiness isnt out side us, happiness isnt in helping anothers, isnt in having thing outsite, happinness i mean real happiness or peace or calm or werever you call to the feelling of being fullfill as a being isnt outside for logic we are an entity our problems is in us and our answers are in us the ideas the religions the cience even when we made them they arent us, our problem as species is not all those things is us as species

  • XD!!! seeing this here just made me happy :D and a little bit wet :D

  • (SQUEALS LIKE A LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL)

    you're

    ALIVE!!!

    :-D

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  • wtf thats Tejbz with a lip ring..LOL

  • Didn't you have another youtube channel where you talked about this kind of stuff and even had dreads??? Or is this the same channel and you deleted all the videos?

  • Thats not fair to Mitzu....! Idt he watches youtube r:

  • HEy.... i dont think thats fair to Mitzu.... He doesnt watch youtube :T

  • I'm in a floating cloud already seeing this online, any plans to release new videos?

    Biology will be adapted first, then biochemistry but only if that's possible, development constrains where we can go evolutionarilly and maybe even selectively, doesn't mean we shouldn't try, but baby steps first!

  • @dendrophilian Sveinung, great to see you back! Love this video but can't you make some new ones?

    I imagine the floating gooish mist in the final state of transhumanism would experience the multi-dimensional ambiance of something like acid, along with the extreme moodlift of ecstasy (with no comedown).

    The transhumanist Mist experience will be like the ultimate never-ending drug. Kinda like a never-ending candy-flip (LSD plus MDMA). ;) Except a billion times better.

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  • I think i've commented way back, but in case i didn't .. nano-tech is the single most powerful and therefore dangerous idea we ever though of. But it's unavoidable as every idea once conceived, therefore worthwhile to think about early on.

  • Love your video and your style, but the idea of walking around as a cloud of nanobots is not new.

    I read about it first in TRANSMETROPOLITAN (Warren Ellis)...

    And I'd guess most of the people watching your video have read this graphic novel too ...

    Thx for your cool work...

  • Unfortunately my friend, as I neuroscientist, I can tell you that this is impossible.

    Your central and somatosensory nervous systems can only sustain certain amounts of molecules that we simply deem "neurotransmitters". Your consciousness is the result of these varying neurotransmitters depositing themselves onto every neuron in your brain.

    If you overload or add an excess of these molecules, you get something called "post-synaptic receptor-site down-regulation syndrome." It's not simple.

  • @ItsNeuroscience Sorry for the gross-oversimplification, but youtube only allows so many characters per comment.

  • This assumes happiness to be a noun.

  • DIY Transhumanism! Take the future into your own hands!

  • OH MY. You are too fabulous. Love the futuristic ideas I love your brilliance. Thanks for the post. Keep'm coming.

  • Oh my god! you are back!

    maybe there's a god after all.

  • @jojoinhere Kind of been done for the comments. Mayby you could have said Hey Dendro we need you in our lives to entertain us and educate us...also thanks for the help with atheism. Could not have killed god without your comedic words in Norweigan lol Juenie pig we love you. See that is original so stop being such a conformist fuck who repeats the things he sees getting thumbs up. You poison youtube almost as much as the advertisements we are forced to watch.

  • @jojoinhere this is old

  • The only way to insure that nano technology is accessible to all is to make it open source, and that opens up a host of other problems.

  • Pleasure without context is pointless.

  • Alikum Salam fuckmuffin :D

  • Good to see his channel is still up. The concept of this video is a bit linear, but the jist is said. Probably a lot to do with the laws of nature we don't understand fully. Like extra dimensional manifolds, complex projective space, and dimensional densities of matters existence.

  • Mr. japo Michio Kaka, and his friends will be removed from this scenario soon.

  • A couple Science fiction novels really touch on this, The Answer and The Last Question. Both involve the future of technology resulting in the creation of a God-like entity. Very interesting stuff. There is something like philosophical-irony going on when a secular movement like Scientific Empiricism leads to the type of technology capable of creating Gods.

  • fun video! that's a selfish and naive definition of happiness "i feel nice" like taking a drug - what about ethics and morality and empathy? what about learning and understanding? you can't shortcut or trick yourself into discovering something new - what about bitter-sweet melancholy? emotions aren't a static thing, how i felt a moment ago can influence how i feel now, neither state being more desirable than the other, so an eternal constant state of bliss is only a meager partial existence

  • new vids would be the shit!  These vids opened my mind

  • Hadn't you posted this already? Like, a long time ago? Anyway, it's still good. I wonder what your hair looks like now. lol

  • HAHA, you are funny, and an optimist. change will always be there, in the persuit of a more perfect emotion or the fight to stay in it and preserve it the ultimate transhuman will change, or the consciouness will be dissolved with that transhuman existence.

    But I enjoy your video a lot. :D

    (the stated above is just my opinion)

  • FUCK YEAH!

    Hopefully he is checking to see if he still has an audience, by re-upping a video.

  • As-Salamu Alaykum, mother fuckers.

    Peace be upon you, mother sexual intercourse engagers.

  • YOU'RE BACK. I'VE MISSED YOU D:

  • please be up again!

  • whhaaaaaaaattttt?!?!?!!?!?! Are my eyes deceiving me? Can someone plz tell me if Im really seeing this.

  • holy shit! hes back!

  • What if these nano bots get hacked and we get spammed! We will be seeing hallucinations of ads and be blurting out random commercial lines. lmao

  • @BuddyProducers fucking hilarious but probably true

  • Missed your videos a whole bunch. Hope to see more of you again! I'm sure you've probably gotten a response to this by now, but the whole "gaseous cloud" concept was briefly tackled in the comic book "Transmetropolitan" by Warren Ellis. Seems like it'd be up your alley.

  • cool.

  • O.o

    You're alive?

    No way.

  • YAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!! I'M SO GLAD THAT YOU'VE POSTED A VIDEO!!!!! Very nice, informative vid, Sir! You're so handsome as well, and don't look or sound like you've changed much! =))))))

  • dend for president 

  • omfg i miss u

  • Legend.

  • glad to see you back i have missed you

  • DENDRROOO :D

  • HOLY MOTHER OF FLOWER POWER YOU ARE ALIVE, I WAS SO HAPPY I SAY "NEW UPLOAD FROM THE FUCKIN MANNNN" :))) anyway, pls post new stuff too

  • sweet

  • :O WTF? Den... dro... philian? What I been smoking?

  • Transhumanism sounds like another Jewish swindle to me.

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  • I love this video, and totally agree with it, but there's one thing that, while ill never get in the way to stop it from happening, I will actually resent its arrival. Its the time when sports can no longer fairly exist. I love running, and I will be truly sad to see it go.

  • @TheLiberalSoup "Running. People think running is a sport. Running isn't a sport because anybody can do it. I can run, you can run. For Christ sakes, my mother can run! You don't see her on the cover of Sports Illustrated, do you? " George Carlin.

  • @hinro

    Well, that hurts. Anybody can bowl, too. Or play basketball, or play soccer, or football. Or baseball. Or run, of course. What matters in a sport is if you can do it well. Please don't degrade running without knowing anything about it. I wouldn't be right to assume you can run 1600m in under 5:00 minutes? Even under 6? Or run 15 miles without stopping? Seriously, it hurts to see people dismiss an entire sport, with real, committed athletes, on the basis that 'anyone can do it'.

  • @TheLiberalSoup So some people being able to do something trivial better than others makes that trivial thing a sport?Alright then masturbation and ejaculating are now sports. I should get practicing for this years competition. I have a good chance at winning the speed jerking comp. If I keep practicing anyhow.

  • @hinro

    No, it doesn't, and I never claimed that. YOU said that something is NOT a sport BECAUSE everyone can do it. I said that that is not a reason for something being a sport. I didn't claim to know what qualifies a sport, I just refuted what you claimed, which was what disqualifies a sport. How would you define 'sport'?

  • I think the senerios told in this video have one fatal flaw. They take the worse human traits and make those the only reason to accept this technology. Some transhumanist, like myself, will only accept the technology if it can give people the freedom they did not have before, that or a longer life. The technology might lead to such results expressed in this video, but it is also ignorant to make the only outcomes negative or destructive to the 'humanity' as it is today.

  • haha "the michio kaku approach" perfect

  • welcome back dude

  • Sir I think you may find it impossible to remove just the negative parts without suffering some sort of consequences. For instance "infinite pleasure" would have to be the state where no negative emotion or feeling exists, or even the concept of "bad" or "negative". Thus abolishing pleasure as well, because what is pleasure if pain does not exist ? So a man-built heaven of pleasure would not be possible. But science can surely offer anything better than what we have today. The future sounds good

  • oh SHIT! I can't even believe it! :')

  • holy shit what a god damn pleasant surprise

  • HOORAY!

  • lmao, I love this.

  • Woah this was a surprise. Glad to see you back.

  • I looked at my subbox and I'm like is this a glitch?

  • ...you've been watching too much science fiction, kid.

  • Found this through Coughlan, sub'd!

  • I HAVE MISSED YOU!!! Where the FUCK have you been?! *glomp*

  • I don't need technology to be a worthless psychopath. I win already!

  • yo man where have you been?

  • Think we will need to build a huge AI first to facilitate this.

  • yeah! thought Dendro fell off the flat earth! thanks for reposting.

  • missed your fucking ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • fan er du tilbake eller?

  • fan du er tilbake..

  • just take some extacy

  • The emotion thing is kinda bull, cuz part of negative emotions are intrinsically helpful and necessary. Disabling them will only make things worse.

  • plz come back!!

  • I'll keep my brain right where I want until that "turn myself in to a gaseous mass" technology exists.

  • It's more likely to be just a single consciousness, even if people merge, I'm sure the identity will be lost in the machinery. What seems more likely is a glitch in the nano software causing it to turn the whole planet into a bunch of nano bots, game over. =D

    I don't think advanced life can get much more advanced without becoming like you say, but I also think when it loses it's fear of death and other things, it probably reaches a point where it doesn't do maintenance on itself and poof! =)

  • OMFG! its a holy day

  • "welcome back and good to see your semi-creepy face again" or "what the hell are you doing in here still?" pick one you prefer more. plan on making more videos or just re-uploading old vids?

  • FUCK YOU

  • Pain is good. Without it, there are no signals from reality that you're doing it wrong. The gov't feels no pain. ... Let's get rid of pain in our brain, shall we?

    Let's not. I'm not arguing against nano-technology. I'm arguing against getting rid of pain receptors. There's a reason we have pain.

  • I realize it's a re-upload but holy cuntslapping jesus was I happy to see this in my sub-box

  • HOLY SHIT!

  • HOLY FUCK

  • well i never, bout frickin time..

  • YOU"RE BACK!

  • BY ZEUS'S THUNDERING TESTICLES!!!

    HE HATH RETURNED, TO BRING ABOUT THE GREAT YOUTUBE RAPTURE, COWER ALL YE FAITHFUL FOR YOUR TIME IS AT AN END!!!

  • By the Gods!

  • thank you for re-uploading.

  • Grey goo.

  • Even though this is a reupload, I'm just happy to hear SOMETHING from you! I missed you!  You rock so hard dude, so so so sooooooo HARD!

  • Yay, you re-uploaded a video.

  • old video is old

  • Are you going to upload all your old videos?

  • reupload ?

    

  • Oh happy day! You've returned!

  • Yeah)) Ur music is Da SHIT. In a good way. I got boared with Mike Patton, but PMC is really refreashig. But man, why no new videos? ___)

  • Don't get me wrong Dendro; you're hot and I like you, but anyone who believes that "technology" is going to save us from ourselves is a fool who doesn't have the testicular stamina to cope with the fact that the human race is, was and always will be....fucked.

  • FUCKING YAYYYY!

    You're back mother fucker! YESSS

  • It's cool that you're back and all that shit, but come on

  • Dendro, this wasen't yesterday. Good to have you back.

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  • i got all excited for an old video...

  • upload new videos damnit

  • I think I remember you did a video exactly like this already. Meh, anyway, nice to see you again.

  • I love how 99% of you can't figure out that this is an old video.

  • @gyver8448

    Don't ruin it. It would be more fun if he really was back. Let them have their fantasy.

  • @gyver8448

    Don't ruin it. It would be more fun if he really was back. Let them have their fantasy.

  • @gyver8448 I don't remember seeing it.

  • Good to see you again, you crazy bastard!

  • i wanna be a gooey mist of eternal orgasms...hurry the fuck up science!

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  • YEAAAH! Dendrophilian is back!

  • Dendrophilian!! Where have you been? I've missed you D;

  • OH MY GOD YOURE ALIVE.

    my friend and I thought you were dead.

    and by my friends and I, I mean I though you were dead and my friends were like "who the fuck is that?"

  • Good idea as a novel, but I don't see it happening in real life.

  • Your band sucks. Good idea to come back to YouTube though to get people to listen to it. Too bad you will see quickly we don't give a fuck about the shitty band, we just want more vids of your bitch-ass.

  • you underestimate the complexity of the mammalian body. 

  • looked like he was jerking off the viewer at the end

  • all this time and no grindcore in the return?

  • holy shit, ur back.

  • wow... i almost forgot about you, nice video man. Make more again

  • What crack did you crawl into, and when did you crawl back out of it?

  • My favourite of your videos, glad to see you back, sir!

  • I remember this one, its awesome. Come back

  • Glad to see you're nigger ass is back, Knew keeping you subbed was a good idea.

  • love your vids

  • wheres the 50 cent is a nigger video gone?