Is My Boyfriend Gay? Is He Cheating?

[BloodySweetJbalz]

I tried "Is my b" I had to...

The third one down is now "Is my boyfriend a vampire"

The Twilight-ocalypse has begun.

[justaryana]

"second off, don't take this personally, but i hate you."

[MStanovoi]

@justaryana Ye, my usual status at the end of working day:-)))

[yaying404]

soooo is he? ^^

[excellenthannah]

The other day I was doing a crossword puzzle and I couldn't think of one of the answers The clue was the following: "a three letter word that is a sigh of relief." I seriously did not know the answer was "ahh" because "ahh", in my mind, is the sound anxiety makes.

Ugg.. stupid crossword puzzle.

[KirbyPenguinLyricsxX]

Too funny xD Amazing how people rely on google to solve their whole life.

[DavidfThompson157751]

...my blood pressure is lower than the green. :S

[lespoulboy93]

its alright she doesn't have my gun .... does my baby have my gun?

[1jokeoftheday]

For real fun, also check out my channel!

[finderfinder100]

It seems people ask google what they should be asking Cosmo

[TheGirlInTheGasMask]

BUT I AM INCAPABLE OF EMPATHY!

[mandatsuki]

your conversation between parent and baby made me LOL irl.

[BluberryMuffin652]

A great sentence "So Nerdfighters with boyfriends and girlfriends, don't be afraid to talk to each other." Ok Nerdfighters, we are nerds. The only thing we have to be afraid about is a zombie apocalypse, vampires becoming real and girls swooning over them, and the cancelation of Doctor Who. I'm pretty sure those things are more worrisome that talking to your significant other.

[MarianFrae]

@BluberryMuffin652 Unless you're stating the most terrifying last, Doctor Who's cancellation deserves to come sooner on your list. Otherwise, I completely agree.

[christianniemeijer97]

Dude! The Netherlands! That's my country (sort of)!

[SuperPrettyCOLORS]

At this point he had written the vendiagram portion of TFioS.

I Just know it.

[psychswot]

These searches are totally legit. Obviously google knows everything.

[nlouie99]

I agree... I hate them too

[Rainefaelyn]

The tympanic thermometer is a fantastic invention. Although a rectal thermometer is the way to go in babies under 2 months. Tympanic temperature may vary as much as 0.5 degrees Fahrenheit as compared with a rectal temperature. the difference is important in the first 8 weeks. Though the tympanic and the skin thermometer are a good way to screen without having to go straight for the rectal thermometer every time. Also I too hate the parents of the baby who "sleeps too much".

[fiveteenvloggers]

when ever i google "is my boyfriend cheating?" it usually is to do with monopoly...

[MrWillsauce]

"Is my boyfriend gay?" If you are a man then yes.

[JulesCoxie]

@KungfuCow5 lol, idk, but i'd wear it.

[dunzy1996]

Is my baby a boy or a girl?

My answers, yes.

[Pon3Zero]

Boy: Is my boyfriend gay and cheating on me?

Girl: Yes.

[WolstenHannah]

"Google cannot stick a thermometer up your baby's bottom."

I would pay to have that on a t-shirt.

[LinaNunaaaa]

U R Awsome !

[davidls11]

I'm pretty sure my boyfriend's gay.

[LinaNunaaaa]

@davidls11 how do u know ? :D

[wolf92193]

1:03

Speaking from experience?

[AndieYouPerv]

DRUGS?????



[TheFrenchmenPlatoon]

Hello there NerdFighteria, we are some Australian nerd fighters and we wish to spread awesome. Though we do not have many viewers. We are Vlogbrother approved (They subbed to us), so you can trust that we are good. It would mean a great deal to us if you came and checked out our channel. Thank you and DFTBA

[TheZombieKILLER911]

errrm... what just happened?!?

[AsbjornOlling]

Google cannot stick a thermometer up your baby's rectum.

[maariahproductionz]

oh hey, you're actually pretty funny.

[Tribalhedgehogs]

@maariahproductionz no duh! :)

[ourorboros2]

maybe its just coz im 18 but it took like 5 minutes to figure out why hank said he hates people when asked if their babies are sleeping too much...

[amparent37]

@ourorboros2 Thing is it's John who said that not Hank, perhaps you need to sleep more. haha DFTBA.

[BeautifullyTragicxx]

@ourorboros2 Because it's John who has a young baby who probably doesn't (or didn't) sleep through the night. So if someone thought their baby was sleeping too much, the baby was obviously sleeping more than Henry. Making John very angry.

[TheSpiffyHarry]

I decided to play the Google auto-fill game too... I put in, "when does" and one of the auto-fill options was, "when does the narwhal bacon"

...

Oh internet, I love you so much

[ajswanson91]

@TheSpiffyHarry I saw your comment and had to check Google to see. What does that even mean?! XD

[friedeggz]

I love how John has become the all-knowing master of relationship advice. How many videos has he made about nerdfighter like, prom proposals, marriage proposals, and all manner of other relationship-y things?

[MrDan2593]

"Is my baby a boy or a girl?"

Yes. Your baby is a boy or a girl.

[MOUTAINDEWLOVER656]

LIKE WAT HE SAYIN IS TRUE Y DA FUCK WUD SUMONE ASK GOOGLE "IS MY BOYFRIEND GAY" YEA U NEED TO ASK UR BF NOT UR FUCKIN COMP OR GOOGLE LLS!!!!

[cassiecantdecide]

I had the volume on my headphones at it's maximum and almost fell off my bed when John started talking....why must you yell?! Lol dftba :)

[VibrationsDrawn]

".. 2nd off, don't take this personally, but I hate you."

[thehelmofdarkness]

Hey, the blue guy didn't tip over! :D

[godessshannon]

THAT VIDEO MADE MY LIFE, I LAUGHED SO EFFING HARD

:'DDD

[mooseman2626]

But John! It's not easy being g-g-g-green!

[pbjellybeanful]

haha i love you John, the angrier you get the redder your face gets.

[ramblingsofacharlie]

my blood pressure isn't on that graph...

[alltimezoekaye]

John reminds me of Charlie McDonnell...

[piprod01]

"Is my boyfriend gay?"

Yes. With me.

[DeSmileyandCandyShow]

OMG THIS WAS ON MY BIRTHDAY! how did I not notice that 8 months ago O.o

[sciencenerd111]

my blood pressure is well into the green... its almost to low...

[DracoMhuuh]

WHYYYYYYYY do I only see this now O_o

[DaSalvationNL]

Hell yea, kom maar hierheen, we doen je geen kwaad, nee hoor :3, translate it if you really want to, it's dutch

[DracoMhuuh]

@DaSalvationNL This guy said: Hell Yeah, come on over here, we won't hurt you, we really wont :3 XD For those of you not living in the Netherlands or Belgium and for whom this language might seem useless xD

[bluebanshee3]

google knows all.

[42andTJ]

Is my girlfriend gay? Yes, and so am I

[rayhs1984]

@42andTJ thats hot (sorry couldn't help it)

[KoriryuVEX]

@42andTJ You are awesome.

[completeidiot19]

Is my boyfriend gay? Yes, if you are too.

[Avrilillo]

IS MY BOYFRIEND CHEATING ON MY QUIZ! hahahaha

[Potterfreakize]

John Green Rocksss

[gymcats319]

Funny. When I saw the title to this video, I thought, "I'm guessing he is, John, seeing how he is your boyfriend."

Then I remembered that he's married to the Yeti xD

[ecilana1234]

*whisper*it is a question for your boyfriend*whisper*

[rrw070193]

Can you start doing these types of videos again?

[grouch314]

Type in 'Is Hank' you get 'Is Hank Green gay?' and'Is Hank Green awesome?'

[Qw3rtypop]

Oh god, the Venn Diagram cracked me up.

[organiizedchaos]

"And I know that breaking up sucks, but it is better than having to Google 'Is my husband cheating on me?'"

"Second off, don't take this personally, but I hate you."

Hahahahahaha, this was my favorite moment.

[PEEJ012]

if you google "is my u", you will get "is my uterus falling out". 

[anatete1]

2:40 I have no idea why I laughed so much at that part. Oh John, you never fail to amuse me.

[ajswanson91]

So I went to Google a couple days ago, and the first search result when you type "is", was "is Hank Green a mass of incandescent gas". Man, I love nerdfighters :)

[bluidemenace1]

Ohhh dear. My blood pressure isn't even on that chart. It's too low.

[JulesCoxie]

the venn diagram REALLY NEEDS TO BE A SHIRT.

[shatteredrain1]

@JulesCoxie I concur, but with a boyfriend version too :)

[ArentWeInAPickle]

Hey, he said Thursday, not Friday!

[PrettyLoather]

You are awesome. I've been reading a lot of novels lately in which ppl go to church and have religious leader types to guide them through moral dilemmas and such and I think you mentioned that you were interested in that sort of role before.  Anyway I would love to have you as a guiding figure through life's problems and moral dilemmas.

The sense of community churches can provide (which I can't verify by my own experience) actually makes me want to go to church even though I am not religious.

[Kclaybond]

Damn funny man, just subscribed.

[TsaladsSeggs]

I put in "Is my g" and I got "Is my guinea pig pregnant" as my top option.

[liamsbeterthancharli]

"why does my a" so funny

[TheMixedSalad]

Bahahaha. I watched this video. And my youtube then reccomended the video "Cooking with Charlie"... What. Explain yourself youtube!

[BuildItTutorials]

seriously, you think nerdfighters will have gfs or bfs? i love your optimisim

[sharpie660]

@BuildItTutorials shut up asstard

[BuildItTutorials]

@sharpie660 ok, what the hell is an asstard? and why is the new insult "retard" and other made-up words with -tard in them?

[sharpie660]

@BuildItTutorials I really dunno, but getting back to the point, many nerdfighters DO have gfs and bfs. He actually did a vid where he helped a nerdfighter PROPOSE (and no duh, she said yes)

[pismodude2]

@BuildItTutorials Stop being such a Galapagotard and deal w/it.

lol jk

[apocalypse105]

Do you stil live in the netherlands?

[katherine9997]

@apocalypse105 I believe he lives in Indiana . .  maybe I'm just thinking of Hazel. Too much TFiOS in the last 24 hours, I can't tell.

[Darkwiccawillow]

@katherine9997 Hazel and John live in the same city.

[jerd50]

hes tryin his hardest to be funny but its not working out ..=[ poor thing!

[SamuraiX6288]

”Don't take this personally, I hateyou.” New favorite quote ever

[nerdbird614]

i found myself having to pause the video for breath breaks.

*breathe, john. breathe.*

[JovialJewels]

If my s also brings up "Is my son gay"

[wolverineblue18]

correction. it cannot stick a thermometer inside your baby's bottom YET.

[thespeedofdeath]

@wolverineblue18 I for one welcome our future overlords

[TalaDarthiris]

"You don't believe you're good enough for his monogamous affection" <--- Thank you for making me feel both better and worse with that.

[DancingOnTheTardis]

Best. Youtube. Video. Ever.

"Nope. The only questions we have about our wives are 'are they cheating' and 'what is their tax status?' And people say men aren't romantic."

[FieliaElectronic]

58 peoples really want the answer

[shayyflower]

is...... kevjumba a heterosexual bear wrestler? this seems to be the most gripping question of our generation.

[RaynaOfSunshine]

@shayyflower Yup:)

[TheProjectWeird]

I don't have time for a relationship,

Too many videos and cats need my attention.

[TheFrenchmenPlatoon]

hello to all the people of nerd fighteria

i am jack, and im going to try and see if this works

me and my two friends karan and alex have been inspired by the vlogbrothers for years now, and we've starting making our own videos, and it would mean the world if people could thumbs up this comment so people can see and support our videos. it's our dreams to make it on youtube, so please help us achieve our goal :D DFTBA!!

[funfuz]

For "is my s...", I get "is my site down", "is my site offline", "is my site online" and "is my son gay".

For "is my sp...", "is my spouse bipolar".

I also find it disturbing that "is my fr...", gets me "is my friend a sociopath". o_O

[1fishy2fishy]

i found this becuase of elmify!!!

[godessshannon]

HILARIOUS!! :D

[EELClove98]

The ad next to this video: "Is he cheating on you? Reverse search his e-mail to find out!" AD, LISTEN TO JOHN.

[ShadowNightMastah]

LOL! People actually google "Is my gun stolen?" They should know the answer to that!

[Wrash16]

@katnisspeeta12 Someone praises me!!

[Honeybear1028]

screw all you stupid people hating on john you all deserve to be in the evil baby orphanage!!!

DFTBA nerd fighters FTFW :)

[Tigur008]

wtf

[JustinFrostt]

What the Buck's older more annoying brother.

[superkingair06]

fuck this guy

[Wrash16]

@superkingair06 I believe that is up to his wife

[katnisspeeta12]

@Wrash16 Ha! Clever. I praise you.

[LovingSoul61]

I am so playing google autofil now!

[AstroMovieStudios]

When they say "Quiz", they probably mean a game or steps to determine it.

[FireTrumpetWarrior]

Type in "is Justin Beiber" in the search bar. The first suggestion- Is Justin Beiber gay? Second- Is he a virgin?

[Fashionweekeveryweek]

"According to Google, the average penis size is 5 1/2 inches. But the average penis size of guys who google "average penis size" is 3 1/2 inches/" -Bo Burnham. Rock on Hank

[kaju49katli]

right now the first question for "is my b.." is "is my boyfriend gay?"

unfortunately we are STILL obsessed with the sexual orientation of other people.

and for "is my hus..." is my husband gay"

Is my wife...having an affair?

is my girlfriend...pregnant?

you should know all this; ask your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend, NOT GOOGLE!

john, you did a good job trying to convince people to do that, but four months later, people aren't taking your advice. :(

[kingdomdecadence]

@kaju49katli well re: obsessing about orientation. Your boyfriend/husband might be an important orientation to be aware of. XD

Although it is true that google won't know the answer to that question.

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

John you know they make laser thermometers that you just point at your babies head.

[Esselliot]

Worrisome. XD

[GummyBev]

" I am not enjoying this! "

[SparklesGoddess]

Brb, dying.

[HeCheatedonmedotcom]

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[Dramaismyife]

can someone explain the venn diagram? i are stoopid.

[DuskmoonTodd]

@Dramaismyife Basically, he's saying that people who are simultaneously looking for their guns and worrying about the loyalty of their girlfriends are liable to shoot their girlfriends because they are cheating. It was a loose implication, don't feel stupid. :3

[Dramaismyife]

@DuskmoonTodd ...Worrisome, indeed.

[TheOrange27s]

ha i love the google auto fill game

[Clumsythumbs]

I almost skipped this one for the title, worth it for the venn diagram, though. "Worrisome" LOL.

[aniroc59]

his blood pressure is high..:D

[almostagoddess18]

your hair looks good in his video!

[WhatItDoScotty]

Please for the love of gosh BLINK JOHN!

[letusbelennon]

Anyone else laugh hysterically when they saw "Is my guppy pregnant", realize that actually makes sense, and then laugh some more?

[dolphin64575]

As previously stated: Your anxiety- it's angelic.

[AllieYourAlly]

"Don't take this personally, but I hate you."

Someone on the internet needs to make a .gif of that moment, because it is hilarious.

John, why are you so gif-able?

[I4gotmyMANTRA]

"Human sexuality is not an either/or proposition, and trying to deny its complexity is going to make both you and your partner miserable."

Can I get a round of applause for that? A round of thumbs up, perhaps?

[FrozenFeathers]

My favourite video... ever.

[1Lozzix1]

Woody Guthrie!

Hmmm, similar to the one in... Margot's room.

BTW, I loved how, throughout reading Paper Towns, I recognized things like Mountain Goats.

[fangster9525]

56 people's boyfriends are cheating on them....

[YourVeryOwnNocturne]

"And then your baby's like 'I AM INCAPABLE OF EMPATHY.'"

Haha I love this.

[nicoleisthebestever]

There's a piece of paper/business card? on the floor behind you. You should really pick that up. You could step on it and get a papercut. Papercuts are serious business people.

[torm0]

WTF when did Marcus Brigstocke become american?

[bobodd5]

bloody lesbians

[Sarawkweird]

For a second there I forgot that I was watching a video from the past, and I was like. WTF in America?

[HBanimeClan]

"...is kevjumba a heterosexual bear wrestler...?"

[UnrestedSleepwalker]

This guy does cocaine before every video

Jk

Or does he?

[skatervamp31]

lol that was extremely entertaining. 

[1nOnlyBeatlemaniac]

He blinked like 4 times total in this whole video :P

[shaha403]

hahaha I just watched this one. Been trying to catch up on the videos! Our sons are just a few days apart and I hate that person too! James is getting his molars right now and I havent slept more than an hour for 5 days!

[cat7megan]

"Don't take this personally, but I hate you." :') x

[vilhelmcasp]

@cat7megan what did he mean by that?

[cat7megan]

@vilhelmcasp It's not your own fault he hates you... you're just not that compatable :P

[potterlife1]

@cat7megan

I hate him too. Anyone who dosn't like unicorns is not welcome in my "i like you" circle. Yes i have one of those.

[omgamyily]

I like you!

[penguinclubleader]

The advert next to your head, John, reads: "Is he cheating on you? Find out instantly with the mobile spy" oh, google.

[mahnahkah]

Why do the users of google refuse to talk to their boyfriends? D:

[juannarbaez]

I'm in love with John. I really am. I want to marry him.

[TheAglover26]

John,When type in is Hank green you will see is Hank Green Humpy.

[MvuaNdege]

@TheAglover26 If you type in just "is hank", the first result is "is hank green awesome". :D The fifth result is "is hank green gay". Come *on*, people!

[TheAglover26]

@MvuaNdege I know.I was like why do you need to know every one is gay?Only person you need to know is gay is your family and you GF or BF.

[MyBicycleIsAHorcrux]

I was there in Plainfield, Indiana. IT WAS AWESOME.

[starboardmittens]

When I watched this, there were 5,555 likes and 55 dislikes. I want to like it, but I just can't change those numbers.