building a fire and sticking lights on your head at night in any jungle is the simplest way to attract every blood sucking insect in the area, but then stereotypical scenes is what made this show funny and these guys so highly paid, any one with the minimum of experience would be asleep under cover well before nightfall ... keep up the good (as in ridiculous) work.
@oGatsby good for you, you realise that everyone's not quoting for deaf people are you? This is just idiotic behaviour. So with all due respect, fuck you too.
@990966 With all due respect. I like that phrase. People say it like they say, "I don't mean to be rude but...", as if it takes all the rudeness out of their statements. It doesn't. With no due respect, take a joke you narcissistic prick.
@soundslave just kidding, i like the british. just people from the UK seem so urban when you leave in butt fuck nowhere Canada. ie. Thunder Bay Ontario.
@mulleolsen Hammond was on about a road near Somerset/Devon on the M5 where it goes along a cliff face, and the road splits into a high bit and a low bit.
@ard5608 That's the usual idiot's back up. When they fuck something up, they just say "durr, i was joking" Or something just as insipid and poorly thought. I'm ashamed to be the same species as you.
@cobolt13 ... look at the topcomment, did you laugh? No? Then you didn't get it. Ofcourse he didn't actually fart, but it does look like it. So, yes, I was joking. But I agree on the species thing. I'm definitely a different one, a smarter one, who understands sarcasm.
@cobolt13 ??? I have no idea what you're saying, you're overanalyzing the situation. Anyway why would say I'm an idiot? You have never met me and probably never watched my video's. You're the idiot for stereotyping me. Just because I said something in a way, that you've apparently seen before, does not mean I'm the same kind of person as the idiot that used that argument.
And this, is something I never usually do. But being what day it is, excluding my atheism. I'm going to leave this "argument" for the sake of not giving a shit, because it's so frivolous.
2:43 lol
Guranga93 1 day ago
hammond is an over grown baby :)
iamagamer333 1 day ago
Wouldnt it have been better to just MOVE the fallen tree?
ultrajd 1 day ago
Richard's rocking the Exofficio Amphipants!
MasteratArms15490 2 days ago
hahaa!! Suzuki's for life!! Haha!! Best epi yet!!
taylorattwoodmusic 3 days ago
"Don't touch it. DON'T touch it."
christinage30 3 days ago
Oh top gear <3
Degenskonto 5 days ago
They are helpless.
gdsmckrls 5 days ago
He sounds so very phlegmy
Mistersamsam 5 days ago
Biology for dummies!
Orchaval 5 days ago
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chillbreeder93 6 days ago
Somke smoke smoke
JWilhelmsson1 1 week ago
nomore part 2?
jeffer1984 1 week ago
LOLOLOL look at the comment down the page Hampster
TheGansterUnicorn 1 week ago
hammond high on legal coke lol. I WANT SOME!!!
muttley299 1 week ago
he farted in the water
Rlnthndr 1 week ago
This has been flagged as spam show
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rfcnunes 1 week ago
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produKtNZ 1 week ago
2:43-"When it's up there it's like EHH" LOL look at Hampster's face when he does it.
UZC527 1 week ago 2
It's funny hoe James' "whistle for attracting attention" is dangling in front of his crotch! :P
blobby232 1 week ago
lol xD Jezza with a tarantula is frickin scary! that "BUAHAHAHA!" noise is awesome for scaring people xD especially the Hamster unfortunately x3
TheSilleren1 1 week ago
HYPER HAMSTER!
I love finding specials that I've missed. DAVE fails me.
Cocotte123321 2 weeks ago
james may would defo do clarkson, he was well up 4 it
MrZebraser 2 weeks ago
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DJXONE23 2 weeks ago
It's a shame that part 2 was removed :(
saturnGEEK 2 weeks ago
lol a sword its a machete....XD
Bluetibald 2 weeks ago
Actually all of these parts where part the original so lame video name.
timbraden 2 weeks ago 3
@timbraden Afraid your wrong there,, one part of this was in the original!,, shows how much of a fan you are
markjackson2007 2 weeks ago
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sgterikericson 2 weeks ago
can any1 tell me how or put the link on here for part 2?
fifisboy 2 weeks ago
@fifisboy Youtube blocked it :-( At least this one is still here.
PetrBlade 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@PetrBlade misserable gits. i enjoyed watching pt1
fifisboy 2 weeks ago
that tarantula is a versicolor
wierddude132 2 weeks ago
James has a Gerber knife survialgasm
grw830 2 weeks ago
i watch this in mbc max -.-
AL7OSNY 3 weeks ago
building a fire and sticking lights on your head at night in any jungle is the simplest way to attract every blood sucking insect in the area, but then stereotypical scenes is what made this show funny and these guys so highly paid, any one with the minimum of experience would be asleep under cover well before nightfall ... keep up the good (as in ridiculous) work.
Infloresence 3 weeks ago
You may as well hit it with the side, lol
radar3699 3 weeks ago
Smokesmokesmoke
MKRocker2012 3 weeks ago
cock... no part 2 :I
JakeDaSnakeFilms 3 weeks ago
@JakeDaSnakeFilms it has!!!
pantelos96 3 weeks ago
DONT TOUCH IT...... lol JM
w33man2009 3 weeks ago
I'm not deaf! Stop quoting!
990966 3 weeks ago 69
@990966 I am deaf! Fuck you!
oGatsby 1 week ago
@oGatsby good for you, you realise that everyone's not quoting for deaf people are you? This is just idiotic behaviour. So with all due respect, fuck you too.
990966 1 week ago
@990966 With all due respect. I like that phrase. People say it like they say, "I don't mean to be rude but...", as if it takes all the rudeness out of their statements. It doesn't. With no due respect, take a joke you narcissistic prick.
oGatsby 6 days ago
@oGatsby
Fucking win.
aaronbassist146 6 days ago
"Let's not have a chainsaw-machete fight."
SnazBrigade 3 weeks ago
i know they get paid to do this but dam...
Can i pay them to tag along?
YourDopamine 3 weeks ago 3
I love how Part 1 is still up but Part 2 was removed because BBC made a copyright claim....
WhoooLovesOrangeSoda 4 weeks ago
@WhoooLovesOrangeSoda The BBC do that all the time!
mackat4ck 2 weeks ago
@mackat4ck Why leave part 1 up?
WhoooLovesOrangeSoda 2 weeks ago
@WhoooLovesOrangeSoda Laziness? Free advertising? How should I know? :D
mackat4ck 2 weeks ago
"I wont go for the spider, ill go for your fucking head"
WhoooLovesOrangeSoda 4 weeks ago 2
Didn't Bart Simpson have one of those belts?
batrama310 4 weeks ago
Look at 5:25!
James May looks just like John Rambo!
Smartzenegger 4 weeks ago
u saw most of it
MrNerfornothing 4 weeks ago
haha numb nuts when you use a chainsaw on a big branch like that, you have to saw the other direction so the tree doesn't pinch the chain.
creamyfilling102 1 month ago
I bet Clarkson is a Free Mason.
hkj73 1 month ago
"that is my belt of many things"
WowzaBoyz 1 month ago 105
@WowzaBoyz Don't touch it!
R4LP5K 1 week ago
500th comment!
TheGator2000 1 month ago
"its like a fish hook in reverse EEEEEEEC z(^<^)s"
dackjaniels777 1 month ago
"why did the chainsaw stall?" lol
tacospartan 1 month ago
@tacospartan thats probbly what u get for overusing a chainsaw in the Amazon rainforest. LOL
FLAME4564 3 weeks ago
"it's my belt of many things..."
tacospartan 1 month ago
This is all in the program so how is not seen footage? lol
ScottishTyrant 1 month ago
@ScottishTyrant I don't think the chainsaw vs. machete dual was in there
julianbell90 4 weeks ago
4:11 - 4:51
"What is it?"
"It's a tarantula."
"Tread on it."
"Do you want it?"
"NO! I don't! I expressly--" *gets spider on glove and chases him with it* "WHY ME?!?!?!"
Then Jeremy's evil laugh...
It was SOOO effing funny! I replayed that scene a hundred times. :)
chibimaker21 1 month ago 3
2:07 increasingly concerned haha omg
mrengftw 1 month ago
Richard Hammond on Coka Leaves....priceless
gwrestler119 1 month ago 5
2:53 apparently there's smoke
Dillon1108 1 month ago
"James and his stupid hairdressers Suzuki being captain slow and being a pillock all-round"
TheEgger 1 month ago
" WOW WOW WOW WOW WHAT IS IT" 0:00 - 0:04- ahaha Hammond is terrified.
Wilnotlive 1 month ago
British people don't get out in the wilderness much eh?...other than bear grylls. we shoudl start an exchange program
mard420 1 month ago
@mard420 Why should we? We build in our wilderness, make use of it.
soundslave 1 month ago
@soundslave just kidding, i like the british. just people from the UK seem so urban when you leave in butt fuck nowhere Canada. ie. Thunder Bay Ontario.
mard420 1 month ago
@mard420 yeh, we have such a small landmass that we can't afford to have untamed wilderness. We need it all for housing and agriculture.
soundslave 1 month ago
What is it?
a Tarantula - do you want it?
No
*proceeds to get the tarantula on a glove and wave it at hammond* LOL
MrNightmareUnleashed 1 month ago
Jeremy @ the 7:10 area made me go watch Jackyl - "The Lumberjack"
12gaugebleachdrinker 1 month ago
I know the "high low bit"!!!
HHGFHJGFHJGFJTYFJDGY 1 month ago
@HHGFHJGFHJGFJTYFJDGY What is it?
mulleolsen 1 month ago
@mulleolsen Hammond was on about a road near Somerset/Devon on the M5 where it goes along a cliff face, and the road splits into a high bit and a low bit.
HHGFHJGFHJGFJTYFJDGY 1 month ago
@HHGFHJGFHJGFJTYFJDGY OK
mulleolsen 1 month ago
can anyone pls tell me what hammond is on at the end hes making no sense whatsoever - is he on rippedfuel?
R3v3rsible 1 month ago
@R3v3rsible Caramelised coka leaves.
rundownaxe 1 month ago
I love the way Jeremy says "Look at his little face!" when he's chasing Hammond around with the tarantula. Top Gear is the best!! :D
paintedbluezutara 1 month ago
"I won't go for the spider, but I will go for your f****** head with a spade!"
TraustiGeir 1 month ago
Many of these scenes are seen :(
But i still love them!
norgedevil 1 month ago 2
BIG top gear!!!spain! i love top gear!!
94joseangel 1 month ago
the whole bit rocks. my fave moments are 2:43, 3:38 the whole tarantula bit and 5:47 XD
masa44mi 1 month ago
Smoke smoke smoke! Quite a lot of smoke!
mofoshit72 1 month ago
to jest amazonka nie bolivia
obcy911 1 month ago
@obcy911 to ciekawe, bo amazonka to rzeka.
VengeanceDarling 1 month ago
the tarantulla bit was so hilarious my face hurts :D
masa44mi 1 month ago
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masa44mi 1 month ago
But in russia the episode was with these bits))
MartinXSTR 1 month ago
can't tutch this tutututu tutu tutu
TheLinixy 1 month ago
Where's other parts? This says Pt.1, that would mean there are more?
grisznik 1 month ago
BOLIVIA?!?! thats where im from lawl!!!
DTProtoss 1 month ago
its not all bit we havent seen but all the clips you but in are hilarious :)
SnakeJake23 1 month ago
i thought it said bits v didnt see but i already saw these thngs....
LEEITANAGAR 1 month ago
If you get even more manly you're in danger of making yourself pregnant..
AMAZING!
ehchutechute 2 months ago 117
"Tampons don't burn."
Thank you Jeremy - my life is now officially complete. :-)
cadillacjim75 2 months ago 2
why wont top gear team come to sri lanaka
PereraDevon 2 months ago
@PereraDevon they went to india tho its pretty close
kitchimomo 1 month ago
@PereraDevon Because they will get blown up.
TheBounceMaster 1 month ago
top gear boys have the best job ever lol
DeathEgg666 2 months ago 2
Doubled edged, yeah they're both blunt. :L
WillHapgood2 2 months ago 2
I think the show would be extra hilarious with these bits
yenrhen 2 months ago
@yenrhen
Understandably, however TopGear is a family friendly show and so it would be inappropriate to include some of the scenes shown here.
kodoku7otaku 2 months ago
BITS YOU DIDN'T SEE??????
DONT KNOW WHY YOU'D LIE ABOUT THIS, I'D WATCH IT REGARDLESS YOU POS....
HiHello2012 2 months ago
if you get any more manly your in danger to getting your self pregnant xd xd xdx a
VitariusLaszlo 2 months ago 2
i saw these bits
TheJoemoze 2 months ago
where is part 2?
audavid 2 months ago
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audavid 2 months ago
Toyota Fj40 land cruiser. Hell yeah
CrazyMalone 2 months ago
"you're in danger to make yourself pregnant" :p
fredericsn 2 months ago 9
1:25 Jeremy the bare-foot bushman!
blahblahstimpy 2 months ago
Lol, chainsaw machette fight!
ltflak 2 months ago
there all on the Directors cut DVD for the south america special
my90tp 2 months ago
Oh no jeremy I've come with my indoor trousers:D
James may is a legend:D
Baskentli 2 months ago
hahaha they dont have a clue how to handle a machete.... hahaah
carlostamezz 2 months ago
lol, the tarantula is so cute :)
c1w2j3k4 2 months ago
why did it stalled? :))
LFSmad 2 months ago
deleted scenes? yhis was in the show
dnrobs 2 months ago
@dnrobs No it wasnt!!
simonsweeting 2 months ago
haha love this show
adokenk3nnbasil 2 months ago
Thank you for these deleted scenes! there brillient! :D you can see why they didn't keep them but there still very funny :P
micheals1992 2 months ago
2:15 he farts under water.
ard5608 2 months ago 144
@ard5608 wtf are you talking about
kontaktseistrup 2 months ago
@kontaktseistrup look closer, u can clearly see a bubble
ard5608 2 months ago
@ard5608 It's methane/gas from the branches rotting under water. Stop being retarded.
MrEvilVagina 2 months ago
@MrEvilVagina I was joking. Stop acting intelligent, because you suck at it.
ard5608 2 months ago
@ard5608 That's the usual idiot's back up. When they fuck something up, they just say "durr, i was joking" Or something just as insipid and poorly thought. I'm ashamed to be the same species as you.
cobolt13 2 months ago
@cobolt13 ... look at the topcomment, did you laugh? No? Then you didn't get it. Ofcourse he didn't actually fart, but it does look like it. So, yes, I was joking. But I agree on the species thing. I'm definitely a different one, a smarter one, who understands sarcasm.
ard5608 2 months ago
@ard5608 One who understands sarcasm and formality in nothing but text?
What logic is that?
And "Smarter" ? Now even I know, you're lying to yourself. Maybe it makes you feel better, dunno.
cobolt13 2 months ago
@cobolt13 ??? I have no idea what you're saying, you're overanalyzing the situation. Anyway why would say I'm an idiot? You have never met me and probably never watched my video's. You're the idiot for stereotyping me. Just because I said something in a way, that you've apparently seen before, does not mean I'm the same kind of person as the idiot that used that argument.
ard5608 2 months ago
@ard5608 Idiot's*
It's a daily thing.
And this, is something I never usually do. But being what day it is, excluding my atheism. I'm going to leave this "argument" for the sake of not giving a shit, because it's so frivolous.
cobolt13 2 months ago
@cobolt13 What's with the Idiot's* bit?
unknown3333333333333 2 months ago
@ard5608 And you define retarded.
MrEvilVagina 2 months ago
Stop at 2:44 Hammonds impression of that fish is spot on!
Catchaontheflipsyde 2 months ago 3
@Catchaontheflipsyde it was 2,32
surfergirgemma1999 2 months ago
what was he burning?
getefix3 2 months ago
i laugh every time they tell jeremy about that fish
BennieAndTheJets2 2 months ago
@4:56 LOL they both look like shit
ard5608 2 months ago
@1gg1nz 12 now
F1Crew1 2 months ago
"If you're any more manly you're gonna get yourself pregnant!" - Richard Hammond
bonzaiberryblitz 2 months ago
HAHA, Hammond acting weird was fucking hilarious!
DavySigfusson 2 months ago
pause at 2:44
thequesomanishere 3 months ago
these are not outtakes cause i've seen them in the episode, but its still good :P
chilimayhem 3 months ago
lmao! that must be how jeremy sounds when he reads his kids a bed time story!
Alleyneko 3 months ago
y did they cut this stuff out. 7:20 was hilarious
domdomdom1993 3 months ago
IF WE HUNGRY, WE EAT KIWI!!!
themagnificientjoe94 3 months ago
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themagnificientjoe94 3 months ago
Where's Pt.2?
RicardoSS85 3 months ago 3
Don't touch it! It's a dental health care kit.. DON'T TOUCH IT! - Gets me every time :')
DominicHunt 3 months ago
Poor Hammond! XD
Mishieftress 3 months ago
So cool:) ''is it furry?'' yeah,that's the least thing you'd worry about.
MsTakethat123 3 months ago
did he take coke for the car ride or something?
shythead11030 3 months ago
@ 5.00, i think that they had a few beers the night b4 lol
MrMrliamo 3 months ago
'' that's my belt of many things''
theanoyingpanda 3 months ago 92
@theanoyingpanda yeah but he hasnt got a hand gn on it
craicrazy 1 month ago
@theanoyingpanda don't touch it
cheapchicken1 1 month ago
7:07
Chainsaw vs machete fight
Warrantti 3 months ago
My god so the BBC does not have enough money to buy a proper Stihl Chainsaw and bought such a dangerous chinese Copy! (6:30)
paparelidis 3 months ago
Is this from a dvd or something?
altec8100 3 months ago
'If you do anything more manly your in danger of making yourself pregnant!' Best quote from Top Gear!
MrGTR32Skyline 3 months ago 2
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MrGTR32Skyline 3 months ago
Never got why this one is up and the other one isn't :/
TheJoshg90 3 months ago
Chainsaw machete fight FTW! :D :D :D :D
Merjia 3 months ago
this is the least amounts of dislikes i have ever seen on a youtube video
The21stGuy 3 months ago
@The21stGuy nope, ive seen 0 dislikes!
lol everyone was scared to press the dislike button
OCD much?
lobebs00 3 months ago
part 2 is blocked you twat
thelasthallow 3 months ago 2
when it gets up there it clnick
1234blackfire 3 months ago
Where is part 2 >:(
gijohn2 3 months ago