Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T.

[gingerisevil02]

Omg she's saying please take me to my family :P

[JTPWALKER]

hahahaha this isnt racist at all ;)

[lmfaofan08]

haha

[Extrinsicfactor]

this is one of my favorites

[Q8379]

This is more reliable than Fox news

[zeniyi]

Hahaha lol!!

[mrs7195]

"It was talking so fast with space language" :-D

[MegaMmiller]

What would make it funnier is after they put the person in that thing they start up one of those autopsy cutters then the boy yells NO!! E.T!! Then he runs toward the guys and then quit the video---in my opinion

[colegiocesarchavez]

@MegaMmiller That would probably be taking a little too far for some people.

[multiwebsearch]

HAHA funny video :)

[lawnboyinthehood1980]

That alien is elegal!

[LeTempleDuSoleil]

Oh the liberals would hate this!! This is hilarious!!

[tutaj99]

This show the best ever

[tutaj99]

Fucking funny

[Neurrosive]

Its been about three years since this video came out and people still think this is real? They are no better than the fictional Onion viewers! Go onion, tell me what i think i want to hear, you are the best!

[sladerfoster]

lmao do our dogs know enough about our founding fathers

[sayguywtfisjuice]

thats what happened the last time i caught an alien illegally crossing into our world

[MECHAALIEN]

I swear...every single time it gets more retarded..id just gut anybody who pulls shit like this..

[niko83389]

lol hazmat

[LiveitliveXp]

0:34 is the best moment..."A wrinkled hunched up little brown E.T"

LMFAO

[CumtasticClimax]

ok, theres no way people could think this is real.

[sirArcticfox99]

I think she said she wanted to go home at some point

[cubantilldeath91]

she keeps saying:"my family,help me please, i have to find my family they must be so worried,near the end she says: this kid,hes a monster he treats me like a slave,and at the end she goes:NO NO somebody call the police!!!!.so there your welcome you tube.

[alternitivepat]

What is she saying?

[andregreen12]

-.- REALY ?

[krazy1luv]

I love how people say this isn't racist, and this is just making fun of the media of how they talk about illegal immigrants. Smh thats just a cop out.

[goetomo123]

Those reese's are defo product placement

[1020jedi]

That's not E.T. and was speaking Spanish and she said where am I where's my family please take me back to my family I'm latin American

[7blueblood]

@1020jedi its not real pendejo

[Bablet16]

What is it the lady is actually saying? I'm so curious!

[therealscl]

That boy is so cute!

[Stewiegriffinist]

1,175 people are Latin somehow and are easily offended.

[PvtAirsofter]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaha­hhaahhahahahahah I just threw up laughing. 0.o LOOOOL

[Phoe460]

Funniest vid ever. Like I can't tell r these guys for real?

[VelaToNorma7]

@Phoe460 Like, I can't tell if you're just stupid or you're actually serious about what you said.

[jamexxxxxx]

@VelaToNorma7 like stfu

[imnotapsychopath]

i just died of laughter, oh my god...

[Cookie123Dough]

Por Favour, Phone Home! xD

[no1sexgodforever]

home planet?!?! MEXICO?

[MrBunnyWasHereFirst]

Our dogs definately do NOT know enough about our founding fathers. I asked mine what George Washington's role was, and he stared at me blankly like I was speaking some language he couldn't understand. We need to better educate our canine companions.

[Querty1995]

So cruel yet so hysterical, the E.T wanted to go back to her home and family, from what she said in spainish. Thank god for spainish 2 in High School.

[DrPepperDERF]

do our dogs know enough about our founding fathers?

[Blackfriday420]

Who cares if anyone finds this offensive? If you don't find it offensive good, if it does offend you GET OVER IT.

[Lysol295]

Phone home to Mexico.............

[aslacuentayya]

XD lol he gave her a Reeses hahaha. I wish I could watch this every morning on tv.

Why when people hear Spanish they always comment about Mexicans?

[bstreich23]

Typical Mexicans, getting offended by something they don't even understand. It's a joke making light of the immigration controversy

[TheYouwontgetit]

i think they should kill it... ...otherwise it might contanct the home planet and they could attack us...

[FreespiritedEagle]

"He started breathing really hard after that!"

LMAO!!! XD

[TalesOfGod]

I'm Mexican. This is bullshit. -_-

Especially when I can understand what the woman is saying....

[Sivels]

@TalesOfGod you're mexican AND a dumbass.

[TalesOfGod]

@Sivels Yeah and I'm hearing that from someone from the internet. -_-

I would have to be a dumbass to believe what you are saying so I couldn't give a shit. -_-

[Sivels]

@TalesOfGod it's joke, man, it's a spoof on media, take it easy.

[TalesOfGod]

@Sivels Oh. I see. All right, I apoligize for my previous behaviour. Just a little touchy on this subject because I remember people dying trying to get across the border because their lives were in danger from gangs and drug cartels...

[Sivels]

@TalesOfGod no problem. the video is a joke on the term "illegal alien", so they take that term and take it literally, so a mexican becomes an alien from another planet or whatever. Like I said, it's a joke on media hysteria and use of language.

[Jsd8675]

@TalesOfGod If you're Mexican, retard (which they are,) you would be able to tell that her accent is clearly Puerto Rican.

[TalesOfGod]

@Jsd8675 Are you implying that Mexicans are retarded? If so then I can't help but pity you. Either way, to me sounds more El Salvadorian.

[Imapiglolu2]

@TalesOfGod Yeah. She's/It's definitely from El Salvador

[CumtasticClimax]

@TalesOfGod

you fucker. learn to laugh scuzznuts

[D4rQW4v3]

I totally lol'd

[Quintopex]

I don't think our dogs know enough about our founding fathers. I want to watch that segment. 

[LordPrick]

@Quintopex Well... THAT Explains Why "Philips Exeter Blue I" Of The Band "Deadsy" Has A Club Coat Of Arms On His Blazer That Alternates BeTwixt A Symbol Of A "Red Key" And A "Blue Bone"... Or Is That "Alec Pure"? "Deadsy" Is A "TWEEN" Band, Right? Definition Of TWEEN: Possibly A Group Of Male ProStitutes Whose Way Of Life Is That Of Those Who Would Be Classifyed As InBetween (TWEEN) Neo-Christian-Masonic-Temple-M­ale ProStitutes And Emo-Boys, And Who Are Possibley Protected By The Thule Society.

[blacknina9]

thats sad



[DarthCipient]

The ending is awesome, lol

[footballer4life22]

poor kid got E.T. taken away from him :(

[Laszczka]

Pi pu papi !

[phenomenalclassic93]

have some of your reeses pieces XD

[Shallowguyperson111]

LMFAO, I love the part when she prays!

[ArzenalX]

It is actually funnier when you can understand spanish :D

[TheYouwontgetit]

@ArzenalX ...i do not speak spanish, nor have i ever learnt it but i think that everyone can understand what this et is saying... ...common...

[Herculieas]

@ArzenalX You're.... you're an alien!?

[rodan311]

@ArzenalX whats she saying?



[ArzenalX]

@rodan311 She is just begging for help and praying xD

[wickedfrow]

@ArzenalX I can only imagine, please translate for me. I wanna laugh more at this amazing video.

[ThePatrickFamilyBand]

@ArzenalX What did "E.T." say?? :) lol

[aprimic]

@ArzenalX what does it say in spanish

[Riley5Sully]

can someone please tell me what she said?? send me a message

[anthonymarker]

@Riley5Sully she said she has to meet with her family and that they're worried about her and then shetalks about how the kid is a monster and she has to go home and says to call the police when she's goes in that bubble thing

[anthonymarker]

@Riley5Sully sorry actually at first she says help me i have to find my family my bad

[TheUnicornpants]

that is so cruel

[erasmusso]

@TheUnicornpants I know, I always cry when they take ET away :°(

[kiddingme01]

Arturo Trejo is great!

[julioaguirre1]

hahaha lol she's talkin spanish

[artehaleychoke]

Hey rile

[tantsunoob]

IS this fake ?

[excalibur183]

@tantsunoob I can't believe someone needs to tell you.

[AsianManGV3]

Deported.

[YSKite]

Are your kids mexting? texting with mexicans, find out at 11.

[CarneyAsada101]

This isn't racist at all. The onion is just making funny news reports and making the reporters look stupid. Nothing racist about it.

[gamerunknown]

@CarneyAsada101

It's antiracist, they're highlighting the silly stereotypes of and intergroup hostility to "aliens". We'd actually treat an alien from outer space better and make more attempts to learn from it than the alien from across our borders.

[BoxxyFan]

This is so fucking racist.

[CoAndCoLaptopAccount]

@BoxxyFan i know its awesome!

[Tezcatlepocatl]

@BoxxyFan

It's not racist. It's making fun of the use of the term "alien" to describe foreigners. Now that term was OK when it was first used but it's kind of racist and unfair in this day and age.

[Kisuchan18]

Consuela?? O.o Mr. Superman no there...

[mayalana13]

@Kisuchan18 uh no no he no here hahaha

[Currivajio]

I'm not mexican its still friggin hilarious

[ubermonkey120]

reported for offeseve to mexecan amerecens

[781Kandy]

why is this fagged?

[FunDrugsGamer]

why do people keep saying there Mexican and they think this is funny? because the person is Spanish... and that only make these people look retarded...

[ism3c]

Lame comments. I have Mexican origins and this is first-class humor.

[SpikyDane]

if u say "I'm Mexican" u might be at the wrong place, if u say "I'm Mexican American" however..

[MrPeoplesman1234]

If this was real, that kid is really stupid...

[Donavan68]

@MrPeoplesman1234 Obviously your borderline retarded.

[MrPeoplesman1234]

@Donavan68 LOL, I know they are fake and that gives you the right to call me retarded?

[W1llpow3r2]

Lol!!!

[p3ddr0]

people getting trolled EVERYWHERE lolololol "your racist!" "NO YOUR RACIST!" TROLOLOLOLO

[TheGr3yStranger]

You people never cease to amaze me. Laugh at it, it's satire. Quit being a bunch of pc crybabies over everything that is supposed to be a joke.

[Deathfromabove6174]

@pato2marcos It brings joy to my heart that there are people as stupid as you out there. I wish there was a youtube video of the pained expression on your face as you try to understand satire. Maybe if you took a little time to find out what satire is you might actually be able to enjoy it instead of being an uneducated moron. Go goolge satire and maybe you can quit getting butthurt about shit thats meant to be a joke.

[alexschrank]

Yes, they know it's offensive. The onion is meant to shock and be offensive to people, it's not meant to be PC

[TheEmpowered787]

"Este niño es un monstruo! Me trata como una esclava!" and then at the end "ay no ay ay ay llamen a la policia!" lmao!

[Thor22289]

This is so racist!

I mean, not all gringos are THAT stupid. I have a lot of gringos as friends and they can beahave almost as civlilized as normal people.

[Kammanderkool]

@Thor22289 your so racist, you just blatantly displayed prejudice towards Mexicans, calling them "gringos" and saying they can behave "almost as civilized people"

"before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean"-Bob Marley

[Thor22289]

@Kammanderkool Troll harder.

[Andrewloco2002]

iits fake ideot

[TheMewMix]

lol its so racist

[imprettyist11]

is tht even a real e.t.?

[TryMyStride]

@imprettyist11

yes.

and it's speaking alien speak.

[ambiguism]

I really find it fascinating that the two most liked comments on this thread simultaneously prove and deny that this is racist. Its not like we live in a culture wherein non white people are considered "illegal aliens" or anything and that this onion piece just made a woman of color into an alien from aa movie written by a white man.

[mockybreathnachy]

Just not funny. A waste of 2mins of my life

[loloynage]

Lol too funny xD

[sweetbilly]

E.T. Phone Tijuana! ...for more marijuana!

[pato2marcos]

thats an insult, u guys believe u are better that other countries and u are not, su pais esta lleno de gente ignorante, y ustedes son la prueba de ello, son el pais que son por hoy debido al esfuerzo de gente trabajadora Latina que ha llegado a superarse, but your own people are the ones who are destroying lo que mi gente ha hecho, claro luego nos hechan la culpa a nosotros... que viva la igualdad afuera el racismo. estupidas satiras ARRIBA LA REVOLUCION abajo el imperio yankee.

[ShindaDesu]

@pato2marcos people like you is what makes these videos so great, so much QQ over something that was only offensive towards the less than intelligent.

[pato2marcos]

@ShindaDesu only offensive for the less inteligent, well if Im that then iono how can we call ur mamma coz she wasnt smart enough to said no, when i asked her to gave me her butty, and that my dear friend is how you came to the world, lol so U believe that only coz I am LATIONO, HISPANO and CENTROAMERICANO I aint Smart well let me tell you Mr botched abortion, is Cz of My People That UR country is "that amazing" so do the world a favor and put a GOd Damn bullet in ur head. PEACE =)

[ShindaDesu]

@pato2marcos I apologize, I take it back, you are a TOTAL idiot.

Not once did i mention race, in any shape or form, i just meant you.

You see a video making fun of white people that has a latina woman in it and you just have to get all butt hurt and make it about you.

Pretty selfish, dont you think?

Nice yo moma joke, not only have you proven my point about you being a total moron, you have proven yourself an immature little brat.

Bravo! I bet YOUR mom must be very proud of you, poor thing.

[hempartist420]

this is a satirization of how Americans are assholes

[legodude12345ful]

Mario120ful there stupid

[MrCalculus999]

man i can't stop watching this every time i need a laugh i turn it on lol. "iiiiiiii nooooo" hahaha hahahah

[legodude12345ful]

Its a old mexican women

[Alvarado68]

I would love to see the onion make one about a coke sniffing, meth smoking, Caucasians.. It would be a great parody. Like a friend of mine used to say "Colombians drugs, Americans drug-addicts", in fact that would be the punchline. BTW, the US is considered the most homosexual country on earth, beating the Netherlands, UK, and South Africa. Maybe we should do a parody about that too. Or Anglo-Americans travelling to Cambodia for sex with kids. Stereotypes, racism and bigotry sucks.

[mario120ful]

he speaking spanish wtf is no a e t

[joker02026]

The day that everyone in the world can laugh at racism is the day the practice of racism will end.

[Javimonotheism]

I once heard there was a land filled with E.T's right next to Some other land Named the U..N..I..T..E..D S..T..A..T..E..S? Its just a rumor though.

[telamon38]

no i trained my E.T to clean my shit all the time $120

[YAYvideogames110]

@cbrooks1bff your an idiot

[legosawesomeness123]

This is so racist.

[legozooyork]

this is really mean!!! 

[HOLIMOUNT]

lol the worst part is understand her hahahah

[MarkP0rter]

@HOLIMOUNT well congratulations to you sir. I am sure 99% of people understand her because they picked simple Spanish words so everyone CAN understand what she is saying. 

[HOLIMOUNT]

@MarkP0rter well congratulations to you Sherlock i understand her because spanish is my first fucking language for the love of God stop thinking your smarter cause you know 3 words in spanish

go back to school kid read a book and specially shut up if you dont know who your talking too

thank you very much :)

[MarkP0rter]

Don't you think it's kind of embarrassing you point out you have those "special skills of knowing Spanish since it's your native language" while they picked simple Spanish words any idiot can understand just so EVERYONE gets the joke and not just some special club you are part of?

I've never learned any Spanish yet I understood every single word she said simply because it's stuff EVERYONE knows just like EVERYONE knows some Japanese (domo arigato) or some French (bonjour) and so on.

[OddballMarko]

@MarkP0rter What did she say? And who knows japanese? And what language does she even speak? I can't make out a single word she says.

[randomscomment]

I'm Mexican. This is hilarious. 

[PeterPuenis]

awesome ! 

[nejihyuga901]

It never fails to amuse me how gullable Ameri- I mean some people can be :D

[saznrai]

lol.. now I know this show is fake... hahaa.. I was thinking its genuine before this video.. lol..

But it sure is damn funny.. how can tv allow this kinda show?

unless its an unofficial show.

[TheCodBlackopslover]

so freakin racist they should go to hell 4 tht

[CrazyCornhuskerFan]

@TheCodBlackopslover lol thats the point go back to africa or mexico

[mikedamat]

Translation

"Help me please! I have to find my family! Please, please I have to..."

"Please my family should be very worried about me!"

"This boy is a monster! He treats me like a slave!"

"I have to get home!"

[Bluberry423]

Man this must be fake that was a mexican old lady who was helpless the parents, or the audience must be on drugs cuz thats very racistt

[xXMiniSharpyXx]

@Bluberry423 That's why it's funny. Racism is funny.

[Bluberry423]

@xXMiniSharpyXx no its not funny thid video is stupid and has no meaning this boy found an old mexican lady that spoke no english and though that she was an alien

[xXMiniSharpyXx]

@Bluberry423 Keeping in mind that it IS fake...

[misswaffle05]

That's so racist

[LILDTheWOLF]

so now spanish ppl are E.T? i kno its fake im just sayin

[MrCoDpWnEr97]

LOL



[Kendorager]

I would say this is an accurate view of Americans' grasp of the world. 

[AngelFluttershy767]

@Kendorager

You're stereotyping everyone from an entire country. That's just as bad and just as stupid as being racist, you do realize that, don't you? Or are you just a sad, bored little troll?

[amitabho123]

"Por favor, mi familia..."

[MALICEFULintent]

hey MN! i live there!

[halowarrior1000]

my E.T does my lawn.

[launchpad4]

LMAO!! Funniest shit when she kept pleading she needs to get back to her family and nobody knowws it's Spanish..LOL.! And damn, that kid looks pshyco!

[michaeltruden]

E.T SIT, E.T SIT SIT SIT SIT E.T

[NJburbsSeeker]

Still I think it is better than CNN

[pashun88]

Oh shit, this is wrong and Duluth is my city! lol

[tybittz]

I'm not a racist but this is funny as fuck

[ReconCanSeeYOU]

This is very funny, but somehow it's depressing

[MacDresGhostises]

OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH

[ImThatRussianGuy]

LOL this is so wrong...

[degeneration55]

that is so wrong LMAO

[megamantwelve]

People...this is a joke....goddamn, you all are going to be the death of us...

[johnnyjjohn1]

FUCK THIS KID BICHT ASS MOTHER FUCKER FUCKING RACES BITCE

[Mossgate97]

@johnnyjjohn1 BITCH ASS MUTHER FUCKING RACES? What races? Can i enter the races? sighn me up!

[ReconCanSeeYOU]

@Mossgate97 Dude, races, as in skin color, culture race. How old are you? 10? Buy a dictionary

[Mossgate97]

@ReconCanSeeYOU But what do you mean by races bitce? And what does Bitce mean?

[ReconCanSeeYOU]

@ReconCanSeeYOU Probably means bitch. mispelled