Comic Relief 2006 - George Lopez

[RandomVideo1234567]

gabriel iglesias is funnier

[littledaemon]

comic genius

[lesther415]

if you dont get the jokes and hate what other people love then go do your self a favor and jump of a cliff into rocks and get a concussion.

[lazyboykicknback]

He embarassed ron jeremy by saying if i can suc my on dk i'd be unemployed haha

[saint0470]

Brilliant !!!!

[JaredKelso123]

This guy is not funny, just offensive, once again I don't get American humour.

[HighLevelDude74]

Ron "the hedgehog" Jeremy 0:52

[dcs290]

omfg i watch george lopez on tv the show....W00T uncesored!

[velarde2]

0:53 Rron Jeremy! lol

[MMMercedess209]

I love George Lopez

[henry7515]

OMA GAWD....IV GOT EKOLIE..OMA GAWD!!

[Gtrx0998]

Wait, Lexus is a subdivision of Toyota, which is Japanese.

[sprimusp1]

Hack.

[chanson301]

lshmsfoaidmt= laughing so hard my sombraro falls off and i drop my tacco

[coreyJ101]

yooo.... the bit about "who's gonna build it" and the "in an hour they'll be shoes and belts" .. Carlos Mencia ripped those exact words in his 2007 special "No Strings Attached" ... that fucker.

[littledaemon]

@coreyJ101 Carlos mencia is by far the worst comic in america. Not really sure how hes still in business.

[thSubliminalCriminal]

@littledaemon, he's not  xD

[DoNotBeHighandMighty]

GOHHEHHRGEHHH LHHOOPHHHEZZHH Sorry, I was trying to get a scratchy fart tone in my voice while saying the name.

[chitosworld010]

this is like his HBO special, 'America's Mexican'

[RealTime88]

@chitosworld010 A lot of the jokes came from that special. George is an amazing comic and he did Comic Relief for such an amazing cause i saw this event and it was excellent!!!

[marchenebury]

ron jeremy at 0:55?

[coreyJ101]

@marchenebury you know it :D 

[ReneNorth]

everyone remember this....GOD LOVES YOU ALL!

[Wenz881]

Nothing you can't do about it arcturos 420 hater blame us because you are a looser

[Arcturus420]

@Wenz881 Are all mexicans this retarded when it comes to basic grammar?

[Arcturus420]

You know I like him and he is funny.... just too much immigration bullshit.

Congrats on being one of the few successful beaners out there, while millions upon millions of illegal immigrants rape our tax and med system.

Does he not realize that people don't hate mexicans and immigrants, they just hate ILLEGAL immigrants?

[ReneNorth]

@Arcturus420 he is just refering to the fact that so many americans dont realize that they are immigrants too,,,the native americans are the americans, but they inspired a wave of kindness to show to others, but alas we have some un educated hicks running around fighting about something that they can't back up...because aren't we all the same...dont believe that sciences crap Hitler thought of...he did that to get people on his side

[Arcturus420]

@ReneNorth Where the fuck did Hitler come in this situation?

Your incoherent rant is rather retarded.

[ReneNorth]

@Arcturus420 a lot of people just believe hitler when he said whites are better than others; not true, all people are equal...doesnt the BIBLE state that pretty clearly. that statement is clear.

[Arcturus420]

@ReneNorth Dude, you're a complete idiot. Seriously what the fuck does that have to do with anything I said? Apparently you lack intelligence and comprehension skills.

[evileyevileye]

Oh, GAWD. Oh GAWD, I totally have e-coli!

[xxlkrustylxx]

He always owns us, by us i mean white people.

[vipset87]

@xxlkrustylxx

yea cuz everyone on youtube is white

[12Foofoo12]

@vipset87 That's a lie you fucking Hoe.

[Karime18]

@vipset87 That's not true, I'M NOT WHITE!

[DaDonMega]

Excuse me? Pussy for you! LMAO!

[toocool123ful]

He is so awsome!!!¡

[bealove002]

F.E.M.A. Find Every Mexican Available. hahahahaha.

[jjammin7]

i like him, i think hes funny

but he needs to stop acting like all white people are the same.

this attitude makes me hope he gets jumped after a show.

[Andiismyname]

@jjammin7 well that's how racism works...racists think people of a certain race are all the same...watch Sarah Silverman's bit...it proves my point

[miller2235]

@jjammin7 it kidna makes sense since people tend to think mexican or latinos are all the same

its his his way of fighting back xD

[chachajee84]

is that ron freakin jeremy there? lmao!

[mrivanoliver]

I like the guy but i'm so tired of his predictable routine. "I'm a Chicano holding a beer" I'm a Chicano driving a Mercedes" I'm a Chicano at a supermarket"

[wildboyzsteveo]

0:53...ron jeremey?

[GreyLuck17]

He's a famous porn star

[wildboyzsteveo]

i know but just making sure it was actually him lol

[Nina3987]

motha fucker ur an immigrant too lmfao

[dramaqueenchris405]

whose gonna build the wall? hahahahah omg i lvoe george<3

[LmanAkaSilentHunter]

pretty funny, though he is always making latino jokes.

and white power my ass!

[Iswearillpoop]

white power

[REdFlame498]

racist much?

[hellojenny20]

lmao @ white power...wtf is that?

[troutshooter]

SHCWRAZENEGGER!!!!!!!!!!!

[Baiird]

SHCWRAZENIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!

[ChInOheHEhe]

MÉXICO RULES MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSS

[Iswearillpoop]

hes funny but still fuck immigration

[TALONoner]

@Iswearillpoop what are you?

[Iswearillpoop]

white bro

[Baiird]

Lol

[df61660a]

@Iswearillpoop

you know that all white people here DESCENDED from immigrants... unless you're Native American then you're ancestors were immigrants.

[Iswearillpoop]

white power

[exclusivefresh]

i couldnt have said it better

well done

[jjason55740]

@df61660a

native americans were immigrants too lol

[drgnballz]

"native". you fail, lol

[jjason55740]

@drgnballz

ummm "native" Americans haven't been in america forever .

Life began in Africa .

[robbie4233334]

technically so are you

[Iswearillpoop]

white power

[Sc00by09]

That "who's gonna build the wall" joke has been done soooooo many times...ive heard it from like 5 different comedians

[littledaemon]

Now that is what you call a comic. This guy has such perfect timing.. love him!!!

[VentureCapitalist202]

He totally got more laughs than Ray Romano!!!!

[punkkitten63]

It's weird hearing George Lopez talk like this.

[seemebelivemeloveme]

correction its now 273 203

[mrhazuki]

272727 views. Cool!

[EddyTimbalesNegron]

Geroge lopez es bien comico le deseo mucho exito... El tipo es bien original... Yo les vengo a presentar el futuro de la musica latina sin duda ninguna Fr@nkyboi El Que Faltaba asi que pasen por mi youtube y dejame saber lo que piensan!

[SonicRush123]

I LOVE HIM AND HIS SHOW! xD

[escapethefate313]

lmao couse americans arent racist to there own kind exept me lol :)

[TheUnknownRailfan]

Hell yeah!!

[nomad10101]

sometimes the joke is in the delivery. it doesn't always have to be clever. or the delivery can be savvy. our humor however is sometimes more aggressive and a less nuanced approach than say rowan atkinson or mr. bean -- who i love. or sometimes it's just not funny. i like lopez though, he's a funny culturally-focused performer.

[CoolJohnDog]

That's a lot of them, but as an American I would like to claim Demetri Martin as my favorite American comedian.

[xPurpleRayne]

"Americans don't know comedy"

Nice generalizations, moron.

[randyjose3]

are u expecting knock knock jokes than?

[jayfatha]

All americans do that? JIm gaffigan dosent. Mitch Hedberg didnt. Brian Regan yells, but thats why he's funny. And I'm sure you think all Brits are perfect in every way. Screw off & go back to beating off to a u2 poster.

[ReinaDeCaramela]

George Lopez is the Best!!!

[jesse23chndlr]

no lewis black

[EnemyOfMankind1]

escuse me pussy for you

[drankmysorrow]

it's weird watching him sayin fuck and stuff O_O

[cinnawaffls]

ahaha, ikr? It's funny though, everything he says is true

[pwnapoluzastudios]

Why? That is how all funny people start off :) cussing and being funny on a stage

[evilerik0]

i usually watch george lopez, this is first time heering him say fuck and stuff nice! XD

[SouthOx]

search George Lopez Why You Crying

funny shit

[lskeller120]

"When they saw us on the roof they thought the rebuilding had already started".....hilarious!

[kosai19]

Wow @ 0:53 is ron jeremy.

[youLOVEamelia]

I don't think politics belongs in comedy. That's just my opinion.

[jeff2hardy360]

conceited

[comore101]

hes mexican so hes good at making those jockes

[minedad]

F-in hilarious.

[jmesnapfeesh]

I LOVE GEORGE LOPEZ.....but this sucked

[cadvet]

well george lopez isnt afraid to make fun of himself and that makes it funny and hes okay with that so dont complain if u dont like his comedy

[TheRealMacy]

hehe my dumbass step-mom thinks that only white people can be racist XD well wait until she sees this lol this was great and funny!

[tennysonmh2]

dude shes gonna flip

[RickgAkaDeflect]

all different people are racist...so shut the fuck up u dumb shit fuck if u dont like this comedy go fuck urself!!!!!

[DieGilraen]

that's true, i'm mexican i live in Mexico city and i can tell you we are such a stupid racist society...specially against indigenous

[JAO090]

lopez is awesome!!! r u all kidding me jez...

[DJLilGansta]

Buzzkill we dont give a fuck and Mexico and Puerto Rico r closer to America the England or the UK, y complain if u CHOSE 2 watc

[Karnezar]

Comedians usually do jokes about current events.

And right now, the hot issue is the one in which Mexicans are crossing the border into America.

[ElFrankus]

dude, unless you´re form Mars, it is easyly understood.

PS: I love Satch

[xXJohnnyXx23]

ok dude shut the fuck up no one cares about what you hate and let him talk about his own shit hes not here to impress you bitch

[backoswacko10]

wow how did i know this guy was gonna go off on mexicans and immigration in the US? I hate people like this who cant make any jokes about anything except their "people" and illegal immigration. fing annoying

[TheRealMacy]

Hey its just to be funny! lol k?

[delfinalandelfin]

its :you member,member?

[elma1997]

ola amanda

[DeuceyDee]

Go George Lopez! You me'mer, me'mer?

[LALAKERS8]

wat a bamf

[Tigerfan31200]

lol FEMA=Find Every Mexican Available

[Tboyish]

Lol...Ron Jeremy,

TEH KINGZNORPIUS OF PORN!!!!!!!!!

[veritokitty17]

me encanta George Lopez!!!!! es lo maximo

[FoFi03]

lol dude its not real chill wow you take shit to serious

[Hughjass505]

and i would pull up a lawn chair and popcorn to watch

[ESMarksman]

same

[Hughjass505]

lol

[salazar14488]

i agree thats werth watchin

[free2bme101]

me too

[drkprince12]

Stop posting that crap cuz its getting annoying. Personaly I think Mileys a Bitch but realy man stfu!!!

[outlawmario]

viva la lasa

[macronigal]

the georgie

[xoabbyy51]

ohhmygod..i totally have ecoli!

lmfao

[milzy27]

man thats ron jeremy lol

[funnyseoul]

I like this guy, but some jokes seem like they came from Lewis Black.

[y2kEveryDay]

dont you ever compare the mitey george lopez2 scum like lewis black

[funnyseoul]

You're a funny man.

[ronisha518]

yo this made people donate mad money.lolsz

[robintoontownfreak]

u know what my fema stands for? FIND EVERY MEXICAN AVAILABLE LOL!!!!! Hilarious! i love george lopez!

[xXMegan1111Xx]

i love his white person impersonation it gets me laughin everytime... george lopez is awesome

[sbyrne411]

WOOOOOW george stole that "wall building" joke from carlos mencia who stole it from louis ck!

[wcbadboy21]

its the other way around. Mencia stole it from Lopez and Louis. They both have their own spin on the joke, but Mencia sounds identical!

[1a1a2a3a]

lol... mencia steals all the jokes.

[jjim532]

Dear God that was a funny video

[latina0gt]

FIND EVRY MEXICAN AVAILABLE! lool

[rct3hazardous]

"THE SHITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[KiiD413]

HaHa "ID BE UNEMPLOYED" LoL

[ddr1151992]

3:28 LOL!! THE TROTS !!!!!!!!

[Salvador716]

"Ayudanos pr favor!!"

"Yes, thank you!!"

That is so damn funny!!!

[brutus722]

everyone but native americans.

[DiholyKehotra]

you know. technically everyone is an immigrant. so fuck off kkk!

[chibangin007]

it is the same stuff

[angelick2220]

Was pretty funny, but I feel like G.Lo held back b cuz he was in front of a different audience. I dunno, fans of G.Lo know what I'm talkin bout.

[wideningeye]

...did you just call him G.Lo?

[NasteeInc]

O.M.G MAYBE WE SHOULD L.M.A.O

HAHA LOL

[slaokia]

hahahahahahahhahahhaahahhahaha­a!!!!!!!

[shaftmantdot]

he is awesomely great mang.

[tracy270]

nigga so funny

[bryanraisanen]

so its still funny

[fxq520]

he used to be funny, but he talks about the same shit all the time

[djchrist15]

that enough spanish to get me deported hahaha

also more latino would of been saved during hurricane katrina but when they saw us they tought the rebuilding already started senor ayudanos por favor yes thank you

haahahahahahhahaha

[slipknotmaggot08]

the joke at 1:00 about the wall

wasnt that the joke they accused carlos mencia of stealing?

[xacezkillzx]

i thought the same thing but then george lopez made the joke with the alligator so its funnier and it matches...no body says anything about him stealing that joke from that jewish guy...but then again carlos stole alot of jokes ex. the sterotype olympics that he got caught on the air with

[CommonSense0822]

Hurricane Katrina happened in 2005. This aired in 2006?

[packers359]

probably to raise money to biuld homes

[CrunchyPB]

ONE HELL OF A FUNNY GUY!

[lovosazul]

Vamos Ariba George Lopez!!

[mrios328]

george lopez isnt an illegal immigrant, so why is talking like he is?

[pinkhippie135]

cuz hes still latino like me!(i talk same as he does, just not on a stage)