Brother Micah on getting laid

[THemoauveavenger]

Thanks for the How to guide on de-virginizing, Brother Micah

[mclovin911]

doing my speech critique on him tomorrow, can't wait XD

[ReinaValera1865]

i prefer Gansta rap, get the Tequila and the bud out ... no virgins here in California, they're all hoes!

[funktapus]

Pants party!

[JoesRambles]

No way this guy is serious. He has to be a parody of street preachers.

[MsKristaRista]

@JoesRambles He's dead serious. He was just at my college for the past TWO weeks going on about it for hours.

[JoesRambles]

@MsKristaRista That is scary! Yikes!

[13emoth13]

"Is to make love to you."

"AND YOUR FACE!"

[malleymyster]

"ARE YOU LISTENING TO GANGSTA RAP!"

-OK!

[Titans7479]

Your a pussy benisjamin

[benisjamin239]

Hahahahahaha he came to FGCU today!!!! I love this guy!

[EasyPeasy21]

Thumbs up if you're a horny frat boy.

[acts238111]

@EasyPeasy21

looks like ur on ur OWN!! lol

[screech519]

Brother Micah used to really piss me off... until I found out about the Westboro Baptist Cult

[glitterbypink]

4:12

'Because I've done it!"

[plasticfelinerodent]

I guess 12 peple forgot that you are suppose to laugh at him while watching this, not give in to his "poor, naive, innocent" charm and support him.

[pbpng]

He ain't got no Pancakes

[Rokluverzunite]

How to get women to leave Virginia... Giggity GIGGITY...

[Tasera783]

This is my favorite Micah vid. OH NOES, BARRY MANILOW MUSIC!

[HardforJesus]

Brother Micah is the second coming of Christ.

[BrightStaroftheDawn]

Horny Crack Devils

[4WINSTON4]

im not religious or anything but this guy is a serious joke. i swear hes probally getting aroused just talking about this

[katiefedele]

I disagree with this guy on a lot of things, but he actually has a point this time. He takes it a bit overboard, but he still has a good point.

[Th3MartianCat]

lol at all the gasps @ 2:51 when he says "a pre-marital kiss on the lips!"

[dankeewolnir4042]

its almost like he's preaching in a seventh grade playground... and hes at UofF. sad

[954coolieboy]

horny frat devil!!!

[TheOmnizen]

omg this guy is so fuckin fail roflmao.

[1moretour]

He's watched Animal House one to many times.Him talking about rednecks liking tailgate parties, thats the kind of party he goes to sounds like a tail gunner to me.

[1moretour]

He's got his priorities all messed up,I played in a rock band for years and all the virgins came willingly to the hotel and brought their best friend, or beter yet their best two friends. I never told them I loved them,I never said the only way I could express my love was to F--kem. I never used a Bill Clinton cigar on one. I did have to remove a white owl with my teeth a couple of times.This dude sounds like he's been to a frat party as a soroity sister a time or two.

[HexagonalSun]

This guy is a riot.

[FatLVL]

This guy is disturbed. He was just here at UMD today and was talking about how all girls are whores and how all gays and jews are going to hell. Dont listen to this piece of shit excuse for a "man"

[IvanValdezx19]

Stop lying I was personally there, and I looked up at all the scriptures he spoke of all of them were correct not one. Remember, Jesus was loved when preaching the truth subsequenly being cruxified by Christians

[FatLVL]

I'm not saying that his scripture excepts weren't correct. I'm saying that he spins the meaning of the bible to fit his twisted ideas. Maybe you should read what I wrote a little more carefully before making a completely useless comment. and are you really saying that jesus was crucified by christians? I'm not even gonna bother correcting you.

[IvanValdezx19]

First of all I spoke with brother Micah and told him want he stated is very truthful. However, the way he approaches his preaching is arrogant and pompous, which brings me to Jesus preaching the gospel and wasn't accepted in Christians circles for being true to His fathers will. Thirdly, that particular question was to test how easily led you are by individuals who think that this guy is some maniac for being honest. The way you guys were attacking him was completely unnecessary.

[FatLVL]

Are you now saying that Jesus wasn't accepted in Christian circles!! Seriously man, I don't know you, but you seem like you don't have knowledge of your own "religion." I think you are referring to early Romans and Jews. He wasn't being honest, he incorrect in his view on the world. We were trying to correct him. most were trying to calmly disagree with him and argue. However, when faced with a good argument, he relied on personal insults to mask the fact that he had no logical answer.

[HiroCascade]

This guys hanging out around GMU in VA right right. He;'s pretty funny.

[SnarlyCharly44]

I wish he did this when he comes to Charlotte... all he does here is get in arguments with people.... he's never sang the gay song or done anything funny like this

[DannyBling]

He's been to Tallahassee plenty of times, but he should stay in Gainesville. That place needs some entertainment. It's dull as fuck

[Tasera783]

"You're on YouTube!" This guy is hilarious.

[violetsarntblue]

I think he gets all his examples from movies..

RUN BABY RUN!

[Titant2]

This guy is hilarious does he do stand up acts?

[TheManInTheMasks]

this guy is freaking weird, he probably gets hard while he expliains this process, he's such a hypocrite

[TykwonFlow]

horny crack devil!!!! lmao

[MagnificentFiend]

I thought it was "horny frat-devil"!?!?! Hilarious anyhow.

[passarmr]

Haha oh man Brother Micah at JMU  priceless!!!!

[gigglesfunnybunny]

He comes to unf as well! hahaha premarital kiss! lmao. gangsta rap music! lol

[mechazaowa]

please tell me this is a joke

[DakotaTheAtheist]

wow. when he asked if he listened to gantster rap music he should of said METALLICA!! lol

[1120apple]

Brother Micah. there is no need to describe the sex act. You are wrong Brother micah. I know what you are trying to say but the holy spirit would not say it this way. Repent brother you are pushing more people away. The biggest reason people do not become christians are christians themselves.

[GCfan24]

he use the same lines at usf he needs some new material lol

[Classikpunk1976]

really micah armstrong?

really?

[screech519]

I wanna de-virginize chicks...

[josmith733]

"I love you...because I've done it!" LOL

[ayohkay]

hahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahha

WTF

they just want to engage in LUST! LUST! LUST!

wtffffffffff

aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha

[anti463333]

pre marrital kiss on the lips gasps thats gana cause problems lol

[flanikki07]

this guy is a sad joke and is either mentally retarded, wasted, both, or some sort of messed up that i don't even know about.

[gostars3000]

This guy needs to shut up

[moonwitchcartridge]

thank you for the guide brother micah.

shit worked.

[TheHaitian145]

he was at UF this week...hilarious

[AlienTermite]

Holy crap! This guy was at my school!!

[iowawarlock]

I pray to God that this man shows up at my university.

That would make paying for college COMPLETELY worth it!!

[marcakow1]

I think he only goes to southern schools hell ya....he was at mine haha....he told me im going to hell for listening to jazz HAHA

[heyIMsofaKINGcool]

is he telling us from past experiences of his? steps from a pro apparently

[BaconIcecream16]

ahahaha "pants party!" love it.

[Streetballer32]

haha im naked!!! who wants a strip tease msg me!

[Mpua24]

pre-marital breast fondeling lololololol hahaahahah!!!1

[preachersaredumb]

LOL "Preachers ARE Dumb!!!!"

[quest8899]

Get her gyrating and grinding lol

[jacoe99]

ROFL

Skeet skeet skeet skeet

Young man, are you listening to gangster rap music?

[teetstreet]

WTFFFFFFF

[MikeDaooo]

lmfao just another religious tool.

[sikdnb]

since when was kissing a sin

[sikdnb]

this guy came to jmu lol hes nuts

[phishin648]

lmao premarital breast fondling, quack quack

[NecroFuhrer]

Laugh at him or do what you will but this man has a point. I attend UNF and the women there truly are dirty.

[stratelite]

Virginity is irrelevant, taking advantage of a girl under the influence is probably wrong though.

[SnarlyCharly44]

he is still funny even though everything he says is bullshit

[astorpolsen]

LUST LUST LUST!!!!!

now you fat fagg,

you kinda sounds like a rocker.

he's so fucking stupid, i find i hard to blive he has ever been in love, cuz i belive that 2 people can fall in love no matter thier age ore sex

[jeffersonzeppelin]

ok not all virgins are unsuspecting and naive.

WE'RE NOT THAT INNOCENT

[jeffersonzeppelin]

LMAO

i love his breast fondling skills

XD

[Bipolaric]

Lawl.

How do you know that?

Cause I've done it!!!Woooo

[lobzunpreston]

Horny crack devils..

Made my fucking day!

[catherinetodd]

"The fornicators handbook: "I love you."

Even a guy admits to this! It's too bad Brother Micah is such a nut case. I agree with a few of the things he says about the "liars handbook." I've heard many of them myself!

[catherinetodd]

"you horny crack devils have one objective in mind..." but the "hardest step is to "locate a real live virgin.... All the girls are putting the crack whores out of business... You crack boys like parties... turns on the gangsta rap and tries to get her... Then he moves in with tactic #3..."

OMG. Brother Micah might have a point there a few of these things that he says, but he's still a nut. Girls do have to be on the lookout for the "pre-marital kiss on the lips" LOL but this is just too much.

[Txgangsta777]

I guess he just ignores the part of The Bible that says, "Judge not, yest ye be judged."

[dumbfred9]

There was this kid that was a youth minister that shredded him one day, it was awesome everyone left, another day another preacher came and was like I would just like to tell you about the bible and answer any questions totally stole his thunder

[alintheunruly]

I guess you ignored the rest of the verses after that that states, "how can you judge your brother for the sawdust in his eye, when you have a plank in your own eye" Meaning you cannot judge someone for stealing if you are indeed a theif. The bible also states judge righteous judgement. Theres a book in the bible called "JUDGES" How can you know something is wicked unless you judge it.

[TheTruthCanHurt]

Txgangsta777: Did you ever read John 7:24, which says, "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."? As long as he doesn't judge according to appearance, he CAN judge, my biblically illiterate friend!

[RueMorgue45]

This guy almost got arrested at my school today. He stepped on somebodies hand because they were drawing something on the ground in chalk. After that we called campus police and they got rid of him.

[mizrach88]

fucking freak.

seriously...this guy is soooo over the top whenever he's on campus i just have to laugh

[max12479]

Worst porn ever?

[SnarlyCharly44]

I don't think there is such thing as a "poor naive innocent unsuspecting virgin girl" at colleges. Girls know what they are getting into when this goes on...

[cajunprophet73]

"...Premarital kiss..." Oh Sweet Christ No!! Not THAT!!!

[Craigaliocus]

Where can I find get the fornicators handbook?

[cajunprophet73]

The lost Commandments...

[NoxVulpes]

1. thou shalt stick thine trouser-snake into at least one of thine partner's orifices not less than twice a week.

2. there is no number two, for god commands as such.

3. do not covet thy neighbor's wife, unless she possess a fragrant bosom and comely buttocks.

4. the same applies to one's neighbor's daughters, unless thou takest her to mexico.

5. If the divine intercourse is taking place by three participants, it is not gay lest balls be touching, in which case you much repent, or be stoned.

[MainHeretic]

Barry Manilow? I prefer Barry White.

[LMA629]

barry manilow??? lol

[aligaudiosi]

i still think he is just an actor someone hired to come to fau.... no one ever takes him seriously.. i kinda feel bad for him

[jinglesmcdonald]

lol at Barry Manilow...

[jinglesmcdonald]

lol at Barry Manilow...

[jtika78]

HAHA!!! This guy is a trip! Funny- frat boys really are like that- with the exception of the Barry Manilow music. FRAT BOYS SUCK! A lot of what he says here is true... and pretty censored as to what really happens. Geez. That's hilarious! Young man, are you listening to Gangsta Rap?

[EIGHTBALLfilms]

this guy sounds like jello biafra kind of and he speaks with the same kind of authority, except jello biafra actually talks about things that are actually problems in our society

[tcrtoo]

Premarital kiss on the lips!! OH NO!!

[magnetizer88]

i so want this guy to come to my campus so i can taunt him and rip apart his beliefs.

[SerenityAlways]

me too! i would totally blow off all my classes just to listen to this bigotty bastard and the people that rip him apart.

[brandonklogan]

Ditto. My friends at UK mention a guy like this and I really wish there was one at my school. Plus any time I felt stupid, like for missing questions on tests or forgetting things, I could just go listen to this guy and know I'm not too bad off. And it'd cheer me up.

[starbabe58]

sin is sin

[sonjav]

Hahahahaha! This dude just made my day. I don't think I've laughed so hard in a while ;)

[MooooonDemon]

Lust! Lust! Lust! YAAAAAY!

[tommyisneato75]

turn on the gangster rap

[cronchonacho123]

its funny but its mostly true...lol

[Camikaze999]

I laughed so hard when you said, Scandalous!

Dildo, Skeet Skeet Skeet ROFL!!

[Leadman1989]

this one wasn't even funny

[simpleness2009]

I'm sorry, but that was freaking hilarious.

[tresdave33]

i want to meet this guy so badly

[elltotheoh]

"Horny fratdevil" and "poor naive unsuspecting virgin girl". No middle ground? Yay for personal responsibility on the part of the girl. :(

[elltotheoh]

"Horny fratdevil" and "poor naive unsuspecting virgin girl". No middle ground? Yay for personal responsibility on the part of the girl. :(

[mattmahar]

He doesn't speak for Christianity if that is what he preaches this is certain. I pray to God that he has repented of this or will repent of this.

In Christ

Matt

[racerbandpit]

he talks as if he does this daily to virgins

[Teshinator]

He's just still pissed off because he never got laid in high school.

[MainHeretic]

Baryr Manilow, nah.

I was always partial to Barry White in this situation. Nothing beats Barry White.

Micah is a fool.

[TheNamelessPenguin]

skeetskeetskeet

[llamastrike]

"He reaches down and he pulls out..."

"A DILDO! Sir, how did you know?"

[ladypunk11230]

LUST!LUST!LUST!

haha this guy is an idiot

[italianpride888]

I was told by one of their own, that they are free of sin and this is why they can preach the way they do. I asked if they were to sin, would the "ministry" would essentially fold in upon itself.

Now my goal for you is to catch these people in some act of sin. (besides the whole judgement thing or name calling since thats disregaurded). It doesnt matter what the sin is, as long as its documented. Doing this will help squash this persons ministry successfully.

[coralarch]

Italianpride, I'm afraid that those tactics don't work with morons like these. They will claim that whatever "sin" you claim they've committed is a ruse of Satan, or some such bullshit. Just ignore them.

[misplacedage]

young man are you listening to that gangster rap music? lol

[mmclaugh2]

Better RUN, BABY, RUN!

[chickenbiscito]

cant steal virginities without barry mantelow

[KevDude55]

I want this guy to go to my school. we would fuck with this guy.

[LordTeufel]

The benefits of going to FAU lolz

[SaturngalA]

damn that premartial breat fondling....gets me every time ahahahaha

[SnarlyCharly44]

it's "frat" not crack...

[whereami111]

horny crack devulls!

[SnarlyCharly44]

"He goes... for the pre-marital kiss on the lips!"

"Oh! *gasp*!"

[Aracuru]

This guy speaks the truth, with only minute exceptions.

[Ekobean]

I don't believe he has the slightest idea what he's talking about.

[Artemis300]

HORNY FRAT DEVILS!!!!!! BEWAAARREEE

[Crisgo3d]

You know whats unfortunate, hes more entertaining then preachy preachy

[abaofifsz]

this guy was made fun of many many times in grade an high school

[godlessdustin]

SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!!

[maggielg]

Hey, that's how I met my husband!

[trumpetman369]

This guy can't actually be serious. How could he actually say this shit with a straight face?

[acts238111]

I love this guy! I see that I am the only one on this page commenting something "Positive" about this guy! I am a TRUE Christian! These students are damn 4 hell IF they DON'T CHANGE! I love God! They know deep down they are wrong! They are doing it 4 attention! They can't even back up their beliefs! Stupid students! I am 18 years old, probally younger than most of these students! I have God and I am not ashamed like Bro. Armstrong!

[vinny2faro]

your an idiot if you believe this guy

[vinny2faro]

your an idiot if you believe this guy

[abaofifsz]

yourebasically one of those people who impose your belifs on other people. trust me they dont know deep down they are wrong.

[RnFR4L]

give me a break, NO ONE IS INNOCENT ANYMORE NOW DAYS!!! girls know what theyre getting into when they lose their virginity!

[athenrydude]

unsuspecting virgin girls. lol

run baby run....

[acts238111]

you are so DUMB!!!!! Leave pregnant girls? What a loser! You plan 2 get married it won't last long! Get GOD!

[LittleAnoki]

Wait, frat boys keep dildos in their drawers?!

[moirahawt]

only the gay ones! otherwise its the frat girls!

[SnarlyCharly44]

theres no such thing as a frat girl, girls have sororities, not fraternities...

[moirahawt]

oooooh so sorry... I went to art college...

[ToXicZombieGirl]

Lol, This is fucked XD HAHA

Not all virgin girls are stupid LMFAO!

Someones gotta slap a hoe!(him)

[paja6789]

I'm almost convinced this guy is being completely farcical.

[stuffandotherthings]

giving it away for free? you're right, getting them to charge for it is much more morally sound.

[Oireachtaness]

what a moron

[mjh0889]

Lol this guy is fucking hilarious!

Hes a fucking entertainer. And he has himself completely fooled

i also think he gets a hard on when he role plays these senarios

[2Stupid2BeSpoken]

Pre-Marital Breast Fondling! Oh No!

[stkpyro]

tailgate party!

[inkorgr]

watch at the same time as "the bees". ( by animal collective) not my fault.

[MaliFace]

You know, it's kind of funny. He could be doing something semi-productive in the world, like run for aids, donate to breast cancer researchm save an endangered species etc. Instead he wastes his time on university students and talks about how they're all going to hell for kissing each other out of wedlock! Oh noes!

[thejugglenaut91]

YOURE ON YOUTUBE

[AmericanApostate]

Oh my goodness! Not the Barry Manilow music!

[InsaneVeggieGirl]

Hahahaha. This guy is ridiculous.

[AmericanApostate]

I must ask how the good brother knows so much about fornicating. Hmmmm...