bring me the horizon drunk stories

[geniebenie125]

He said:

i don't know, i don't know if this is true, but this is what i've been told: i spat at him, so he pushed of a, no, kicked me off a bike, these two got involved in a car crash- and didn't even know, they got told.

What else happened?

i-i pissed in our bus aisle, i do like to do that you know, also a bit..sick.

Curtis punked up a bit didn't ya?

And he, this one right here- took a piss in our fridge, thinking it were a toilet.

XD

[geniebenie125]

He said:

i don't know, i don't know if this is true, but this is what i've been told: i spat at him, so he pushed of a, no, kicked me off a bike, these two got involved in a car crash- and didn't even know, they got told.

What else happened?

i pissed in our bus, i do like to do that you know, also a bit..sick.

Curtis punked up a bit didn't ya?

And he, this one right here- took a piss in our fridge, thinking it were a toilet.

I may have missed out a few words, but they're impossible to hearXD

[KimochiNoHenka]

Ah, got to love Oliver Sykes <3 Classic.

[AddictedToFear1]

!!!OLI!!!

[XxDreadfulDreamingxX]

@hayleygunnlovesmcr

He's to small to be a security man he's just an event staff.

[KioraKara]

why the fuck are there so many security..people?

[dreamythedreamer]

Ahaaaa. I just love Oli :)

[moneyproblems25]

that one security person that was blond on the left, he looked over and rolled his eyes at the stage in the beginning xD

[LuFcMaX]

He says, i dont know if this is true... Not i dont listen to children lmao

[camero10109]

HE SAID:

I don't know, I don't listen to children.

But this is what i've been told; i spat on him,

so he pushed, no kicked me off a bike,

these two go involved in a car crash, and didn't even know, they got told.

What else happened?

Oh, oh. I pissed in our bus isle, I do like to do that you see, also a bit sick.

This one right here, took a piss in our fridge, thinking it was a toilet.

[lovepeaceandbands]

I just love oli! He's sooo cute with that accent of his. lol xD

[pressleybby]

He never says "was." I've seriously never heard him say that word. haha.

[TheStanRoy]

lol the security look like they couldnt stand in a fight

[LesPaulCoaster]

there is one biggg black guy haha.

[buckethead200]

whAT FUCK IS HE SAYING I HEAD SOMETHING ABOUT HOW MUCH HIS PUSSY ACCENT SUCKS!!!

[omggg94]

the security guy, the young one of the left. is really cute.

[natalianiarchou]

i have 2 be a security 2!!!!

nice job...front line 4 BMTH!!! niiiiice!!!

xD

[xoxnomusicnolifexox]

Lol, Oli's makin' the security laugh... xD

[BexsLEGEND]

Shut up about that shit its over.

Oli your fkn funny

[LifeSuxsThenUDie]

all of his videos need subtitles or something

[triviums1]

lol look at the guy at the front left in yellow

[wewillalldieoneday]

and this one here took a piss in our fridge, thinkin it was a toiulet

[humanboypersonthing]

"thinkin it *were* a toilet"

[kclovekc2719]

hahha he took a piss in his fridge that nice! hahah wow

[clevelandrcks890]

i love how the guards are being entertained by oli lmfao! :D

[Emochicka1295]

Lmao(:

Even though you can't understand what the heck he's saying. . .

It's still so funny.

Oli's so cute.^-^

[SHUTUPcartman]

I don't understand anything he says.

[melahneegoesrawr]

he also pissed on a girl lolol jkjk

[daviddelusional1]

no he didn't. he was proven innocent. retard.

[jake824]

hahaha what was there a court case?!

[896748rhjbasgjjgankl]

if he can have a lol about it so can everyone else you silly bitch

[xFERARD]

I think he said:

i dont know, i dont listen to children.

but this is what i've been told: i spitt on him, so he pushed, no kicked me of a bike, these two got involved in a car crash.

what else happend?

oh, i pissed in our tour buss.

i like to do that you see, also a bit sick.

This one right here took a piss in our frige.

Or some thing like that.

Sorry about my english, im from sweden you know. xD

[helveteskarl]

fan va najs då mannen!

[bloodsharingan34]

that sounds like something oli would say lol.

[xXinhumanXx]

@xFERARD No. he said: I don't know, I don't listen to children. So this is what I've been told. I spat at him, so be pushed be off a bi- no, KICKED me off a bike. These two got involved in a car crash and didn't even know. They got told. What else happened? I-I pissed in our bus aisle. I do like to do that, you see. Also, a bit sick. Curtis puked up a bit, didn't yer? (you) And he, this one right here, took a piss in our fridge thinking it were a toilet. BMTH, love them, man <3

[xXinhumanXx]

@xXinhumanXx Crap, I misspelled he and me. The ultimate humiliation D':

* He pushed me off a- no, KICKED me off a bike.

[ViciousHomeworkKillR]

@xFERARD Sverige! :D

[xXFreakofNature666Xx]

can someone tell me wat he said?

[OffTheHeezaayy]

in the fridge?

LOL.

[surftwinkie]

Its 30 seconds of of non sense fuck your face.

[joebo511]

his voice pisses me off so much!!!! but his vocalss are cool!

[PMWtriangleoflife]

i cant understand anything he said

[hxcMOSHWARLORD]

lol...reminds me off when my friend got smashed and pissed in my dryer.

[YobobY6]

Lol wtf?

[hxcMOSHWARLORD]

Yeah dude...it happened.

[firepheonix396]

in the fridge?

haha.

oli is a hawt muffinz.

[OmfgzzItsZaraAndKat]

he hasn't just taken a piss on his bus,

he's also pissed on a gal

OWNED!

lol

nahh i love 'em

[xXx0bt0bmth0xXx]

hahaahh! " this one right here ' ! love his accent , he is a babe .

[shortychika502]

omigod!!! his accent :)

[CupcakesandKookie]

i love his accent its soo hott kinda like him lol =P

[OliverOhSykes]

OLI'S A DAMN BABE.

<3 [: <3

[M0SHandR0LL]

INN THE FRIDGE!

ahaha (;

[xdaisy123]

lol i love him :L

[iiLoveMetroStation]

your looking at an ugly security gaurd, when oli is on screen?

ahahahaha

[hayleygunnlovesmcr]

OMG i know this is all about bmth but OMG the security person on the left of the video is HOT!!!!

[oxxvictoriaxxo]

hahaha true, i had to go back and look though because i was staring at oli hahaha,

[prankmaster46]

@hayleygunnlovesmcr lol he is!!

[yulissa1012008]

@hayleygunnlovesmcr lool right but i found it funny how he was laugh to what oli was saying.

[FingerFuckingMonkeys]

@hayleygunnlovesmcr i bet he secretly LOVES bmth(:

[sdcalif]

that acceeeentttt<33333

[oreosgonewrong]

Goddd I love Oliiiii!!! <33333333333

[HarlequinBitch]

BAHAH.

<3 Oli.

This was all on their blog lol.

The only thing Oli didn't mention was that Lee watched Curtis be sick in his bed ;D

[cheezpuffz650]

omg they need to come to warped tour this year! so badly

[gumfeeder]

this one right here took a piss in our fridge, thinking it was a toilet!!!

LOL

[xrawrxitsxTawnyx]

Ollie likes to piss on everything...

Even fans.

X]

[iloveronnie2radke]

Wow:( If I were you I wouldnt mean that:(

[oxxvictoriaxxo]

no... he didn't

[HiddenButton]

lol i almost pissed in the fridge but i wasnt drunk i was kinda sleep walking

[rewz0]

ROFL PISSED IN THE FRIDGE! XD

[Allaloudi]

cute <3

[panicohilove]

hahaha!

I remember this!

I was there, it was so fucking awesome.

I talked to him after, he gave me a hug.

:D

Oli is so adorable.

[billylevel27luvr]

OH i forgot. so are u ^_^

[billylevel27luvr]

hes a cutie :]

[Brittabeeboo]

i was there that day in chicago! haha :)

i<3BMTH

[DenDanity]

haha I love them ! that show was amazong I was right by you !

[Generallyinstock]

lol @ that security guy laughing.