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  • Heard this before, made me laugh so.....Was this filmed with a potato???

  • this guy sucks. he stole like half the jokes from carlos mencia

  • Was that last joke a reference to Dane Cook? ...

  • @TheJeremiewatson yes it was

  • "I was at the mall last week, no you weren't. Do your joke."

    LMFAO....holy shit I literally laughed out loud until I cried at that.

  • Hey, here's a thought.

    When you make a video, don't pan your audio entirely to the left....

  • just as funny the second time :)

  • It was a good night indeed...:D I LUV YOU TOSHY!

  • hey i was at the mall last week.. no you weren't. do your joke.

  • this is before he even had tosh.o

    

  • He's actually pretty funny. I thought he was a no-talent hack from his TV Show but maybe they should let him have more time to do jokes, and less time commenting on Youtube videos.

  • @jsnaza even if he is a "no talent hack" I bet his bank account has a bigger balence than yours, jealous much?

  • @jsnaza he is funny on his show what are you talking about

  • @jsnaza It's not that easy creating jokes ...

  • It's not the comedian's fault, it's the fact that information travels too fast now-a-days for them to keep up and keep things totally fresh. They either have to go with it like most do, or be extremely vigilant about what gets out, like Louis Ck is with his new "Hilarious" set.

  • where da puke!!!???

  • pretty much all comics have some repeated material from show to show, a lot of times they just say it a little different.....at least he's not dane cook and you hear repeated material, but it's from another comic's show and not his own

  • this guy is great

  • Of course his material repeats... just like singers sing the same songs...

  • gassy farty poop... and I'm the dumbfuck... funny.

  • Joke tellers don't tell the same joke in the same special either, what's your point in this completely incorrect metaphor?

  • i love this guy but......one little thing.....repeat material!

  • well yeah, when he come up with a good joke, why let it go to waste by only using it once? most of his fans and potential fans would not have heard it the first time he used it.

  • haha dude is the best!!!!

  • you see that u dont hav segways.

    some comics r like well i was at the mall last week...

    no u werent just do ur joke.

    ha this guy is awesome!

  • I love that

  • every comic does that.

    they cant have new sets for every place they go to

  • David Cross won't do anything that's released already.

  • this looks bootleg dude, how can he know everytime someone brings a handycam to his show?

  • Yeah, people just put up the same stuff on YouTube all the time.

  • @certinshadeofgreen

    Not true. Louie CK changes his act every night. It may be the same material, but he tweaks it for every show so it doesn't sound the same. And all of his specials are completely new material. That is why I place Louie ahead of Daniel Tosh. They are both halarious. But Louie works harder

  • yeah true. i havent heard a comic thats as good at telling jokes as this guy in a long time.

  • just like my UNCLE CHARLES!!!

    I KNOW RIGHT!

  • Tosh is the man! I saw him at Acme in Minneapolis and I've never laughed so hard. More than when I saw Dane Cook

  • hey did anybody open for him at this show? if so who?

  • I liked the comment about segways. That was the funniest thing to me. But I've heard some of this stuff before so that was new and funny.

  • I love money !

  • could i pay you to leave? yeah?

  • HAHA! Daniel is so funny!!

  • lol, every daniel tosh video on youtube has a dane cook bash, lmao

  • damn straight

  • No ones really similar to dane cook because dane cook nowadays just says fuck every three seconds n thinks its funny. His CD was one of the funniest things ive ever heard but Tosh a lot funnier and hasnt fallen off like dane.

  • Agreed, Dane has no material anymore. I think he USED to be funny on his first couple albums when he actually had jokes and stories. Now he just describes shit that everyone does, and throws in goofy details and acts all hyper. That's not a comic routine. Dane Cook has the *potential* to still be funny if he still wrote actual jokes, he's just gotten lazy because he's done some smart marketing for himself and now he doesn't have to come up with great material anymore.

  • honestly.. all dane has to do is yell something jump and wave his arms... he could say his grandma died and douchebags would laugh... he used to be sooooo fukkin awesome 2...

  • I TOTALLY agree. His OLD comedy special on Comedy Central where he's in a black wife-beater was actually really good! He had well written jokes. Now he just tells mundane stories. He's charismatic, you want to listen to the stories. But the stories aren't funny! "I didn't want to do a B&E, I just wanted to kick a door in." That's not funny. It's just telling what you did. I think what happened with Dane is ego.

  • @mattolsen I've seen that and its a piece of shit all he does is yell and act like alien, its fucking retarded.

  • "I was at the mall last week... no you weren't do your joke." I love that lol.

  • He used that material on completely serious still funny tho

  • Uhhh. That's like saying I went to a concert and they played mostly the songs I've heard already.

  • yeah its little diffrent tho think about it as u hear a rap freestyle than they use like a couple bars from an old verse well for the longest time i thought they're freestyling ddnt realize they were perfecting an act and like i said still funny tho smart ass

  • :-)

  • "Have you ever seen a sad person on a wave runner? Have you? Have you? Seriously, have you?"

  • I think that they are both funny, but Tosh is def king.

  • The biggest difference between Daniel Tosh and Dane Cook is... Daniel Tosh gets genuine laughs. Dane Cook gets applause... who claps instead of laughing at jokes? Dane Cook's audience!

  • No.. they both fail... Luis Black FTW

  • Louis C.K. is better than black. and I like tosh, no cook for me.

  • amen.

  • Maybe you can't understand him, but everyone else can.

  • no. see, thats not true. lewis black i hilarious. what makes him different from other comedians is his intelligencs and political based humor. (not that there are any "stupid" comedians, im just saying he bases his comedy off of his inteligence.) thats what makes him funny.

  • Carlos Mencia is stupid

  • Agreed.

    He should get doves.

  • @procrastidrummer

    Not really, Lewis Black just attempts at getting laughs by raising his voice a bit, throwing out a curse word or two, and shaking his head to the point where his neck flab is floppin' left and right. I hate that guy, and his political views are shitty too.

  • i'm glad i'm not the only one who sees it. He's like Dane Cook except he has jokes and talent

  • agreed. he's similar, except he's really funny.

  • This guy should murder Dane Cook

  • THis guy kicks ass. I wish Dane Cook would get hit by a truck full of rotting corpses of rabid dogs.

  • daniel tosh beats the shit out of dane cook. all dane cooks jokes are unoriginal.

  • agreed. dane cook sucks ass

  • lol! "have you ever seen a sad person on a wave runner? try to frown on a waverunner."

  • y is everyone comparing him to dane cook? he is so much funnier than dane cook.

  • He is a hell of a lot better than Dane Cook.

  • Dane Cook Sucks Dick

  • oh wow look at this kid see i see what you did there you took what he said added another word onto it and told HIM to do that.

    oh thats genius- good show old lad- i do say bravo

    dumbass

  • I don't understand either. Why class them together? Tosh tells jokes, Cook acts silly.

  • In other words, Tosh is funny, and Dane isn't.

  • He's awesome.

  • fuckin dick hes funny but the thing where he says what he thinks what the croud is thinking..thtas jim gaffigans thing

  • You think Jimmy was the first one to ever do that?

  • I think thats funny. He reminds of Jim Gaffigan and Dane Cook, cause hes random and hes like honest and oriingal. I like his style.

  • Well to me he's not original. But hey you have you're opinion and your entitled to it.

  • Like Dane Cook but funny. And intelligent. Actually nothing like Dane Cook.

  • Wow. GENIUS. > Cook.

  • HES TOO FUNNY !

  • everyone steals jokes and uses old one. just people like dane cook and daniel tosh are awesome enough to deliver them well and make us laugh are ASS off!

  • um Dane Cook only makes people with an iq of 30 laugh. flailing and goofy noises aren't that funny.

  • not that this technically matters at the end of the day, but i didn't write that above comment so yeah....i know its not important but it wasn't me. thanks.:)

  • This guy is hilarious, so is Dane and Mitch hedberg too bad hes dead-funniest guy ever.

  • the next great #1 in the world

  • So Does Carlos Mencia. They call him Carlos Menstealya.

  • lol but what if daniel tosh has to sit down ?????????

  • daniel tosh actually says things that are naturally funny, he doesn't try to make u laugh like dane cook always does. dane cook takes the stupidest and simplest things and tries to make them sound funny, which doesnt work... he's a cheap "comic".

  • does any one every leave an original message besides copying something out of the video come on seriously!

  • "I don't have segways, get use to that. A lot of comics do. "Durr durr I was in the mall yesterday" no you weren't do you joke"- genius

  • I think they are both funny

  • Daniel Tosh is soooooooooooo HOTT!!!!

  • hey at least I'm not pregnant

  • haha, what a guy

  • Who Cares if Daniel Tosh is better than Dane Cook or Dane Cook is Better than Daniel Tosh? Just because someone thinks differnt than you doesn't mean you should write a fucking 10 paragraphed comment telling them how stupid they are.

  • daniel tosh and dane cook r both hilarios

  • dane cook pwns this nub fucking idiots

  • you're a faggot who likes shitty comedy. Tosh's jokes are masterworks

  • Haha

    Hes my hero

  • I am just like Daniel Tosh! It's creepy. We even talk the same when we're telling jokes. XD

  • Daniel Tosh > Dane Cook

  • What I really like about Daniel Tosh (who I just heard of a couple weeks ago) is that he is pretty clean and still hilarious. That is what I am hoping to become.

    [Check out my vids and comment, please.]

  • daniel tosh is really funnys its not fair to compare him to dane cook there both great

  • Daniel Tosh kicks Dane Cooks ass!

  • Daniel and Dane should do a standup together

  • what the fuck are you talking about? Stand up together? How would that even work?

  • idk, i was just saying.

  • You were just saying stupid shit. Try thinking before you speak. It will make you sound like less of a retard.

  • Yeah he repeats A LOT of jokes

  • do you know how many comedians do that???....ever seen that ron white guy from that red neck show? hes one person thatrepeats alot of his jokes

  • well he has too because if you go to one of his shows then you might not hear another one....also they're still funny

  • Dane was funnier but Tosh is taking over where he left off at funny.

  • pablo francisco and dave chappelle and dane cook are funnier, but then again i only caught the end of his "Completely Serious" stand up on Comedy Central

  • reminds me of dane cook. but danes funnier x]].

  • i was at the mall last week. no u werent do ur joke lmao!!!

  • i love him; but he repeats alot of jokes. lyk ALOT

  • yeah

    i've realized that too, but so do a lot of other comedians

  • you expect a comedian to have new material every show he does?...welcome to the world of standup...

  • yea i no alot of comics do it, but he seems to do it more often.

  • DANIEL TOSH OWNS

  • agreed

  • He kinda sounds like Jim Gaffigan, especially when he does the voices of the people who saw him enter the room with the dozen doves. Very funny though!

  • "just rich enough so that I can release a dozen doves everytime I enter a room." =D HA!

  • i love daniel tosh!!!!!!!!

  • is this dude gay?

  • naw he just really likes money, and he knows what to say to make more of it

  • Dane Cook sucks!

  • You just signed your death certificate

  • no thats tosh dumbasses

  • i agree daniel tosh and dane cook are about equal, although i would be more inclined to listen to tosh because he is a tad more subtle than cook is.

  • dood this is fuckin bob odenkirk shit

  • Do you mean you think the guy in the video is Bob Odenkirk? Cause it is Daniel Tosh.

  • "I'm not honest but you're interesting"

    Lol

  • LOL I love him i saw that episode

  • I just got done watching his segment on Comedy Central, he's really funny.

  • watch?v=pT_ZKNwUWdQ

    i upped daniel toshes comedy central stand up,just put that after the youtube com/

  • yall trippen dane cook is funny as hell,although daniel tosh is equal in funniness

  • hahah

  • i think daniel tosh is the next funny thing to dane cook. He is really original like dane cook. I sometimes think he is just as funny.

  • Yeah, dane cook is totally original, especially when he's stealing people's jokes. Never mention Dane Cook around someone great like Daniel Tosh again, you tool.

  • LMAO. Dane Cook shouldn't even be classified as a comedian. His jokes aren't original. I listened to one of his albums and only remember smiling a few times. Daniel Tosh is original and hilarious. Other great comedians who hand Dane's ass back to him are Sam Kinison, Richard Pryor, Mitch Hedberg, Demetri Martin, Bill Cosby, Bill Hicks and the greatest comedian, Lewis Black.

  • or Brian Regan

  • i saw this dude in cbus ohio fuckin funniest shit ever i think everyone else was pissed

  • "I was at the mall last week..."

    "No you weren't, just do your joke."

    LMAO!

  • This is my fuckin mannnn!! <3

  • Hey at least I'm not pregnant!

    I swear I'd totally bang him..

  • lmfao i love this guy...and not in a homosexual meat lasagna making way

  • meat lasagna making way?

  • ROFLMAO!!! So good!

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