62: Get Your Zombie Plan Here

[TheDragonslayer32]

I've been planing for this for years I have a bonus cause I live near stansted and a smaller airfeild 2 weapon of choice big metal crobar and a knife location would be the USA because there they have guns or if I don't make it to the air feild then I'll hide in a forest

[candysomething]

@MyMushroomGorge I didn't know that, SOTD is a much better title! :D

[HopeLizzieLappin]

Genius, so genius :D

[candysomething]

@HopeLizzieLappin Haha *Blushes* ;D

[Joshualyness]

you would get owned in a zombie apocalypse

[candysomething]

@Joshualyness We'll see :P

[yinxes]

Just wondering, that line in the description:"don't forget to kill philip!"

what's that about, i'm confused since my name is philippe xD

would be an insane coincidence.

[candysomething]

@yinxes It's a line from my favourite zombie movie Shaun of the Dead! So don't worry :P

[yinxes]

@candysomething damn how did i not pick up on that that is such a good movie

[MyNameChristine]

If you live in America wallmart should be perfect!

[candysomething]

@MyNameChristine Haha yes!! :)

[TheMusicManiacxx]

Jaysus , you taught this out well :) x

[candysomething]

@TheMusicManiacxx Haha of course :D

[vampalicious666]

zombies aren't fricken real so why waste your time making a zombie plan?!?!?!

[FacelessNoise]

Max Brooks wrote "The Zombie Survival Guide"

I suggest you get this to really form a rock solid Zombie Plan:) Good Luck!

[candysomething]

@FacelessNoise I'll keep an eye out for it! Thanks :)

[polkakonigin]

zombie survival party? hmmm. sounds like a trap to me.

[candysomething]

@polkakonigin But it'll have balloons! And cake!

[Hobartthedolphinboy]

I'm sorry but I'm with Christina on this one. Home, sweet cave.

[candysomething]

@Hobartthedolphinboy If you're young and healthy you have to fight. It's only fair!

[DarkenedYeastExtract]

Best weapons I could come up with to have on my person;

A good composite bow with arrows that have arrowheads designed for fishing. (they're like several prongs which stick forwards, kinda, like, you know what? just google it) (composite bow so I can shoot from left to right fast)(A bow so making arrows can pass the time)

melee weapon; a sort of hollow straight metal pipe which is used like a staff but inside there's a spring stretched attached to a blunt weight. In an overwheming fight ...

[DarkenedYeastExtract]

@DarkenedYeastExtract ... it is made that the blunt weight flies out when I press a button (the end of the staff) not shooting it. More like a power-pole to insta-kill. (blunt weight can be redrawn by pulling from the other end and re-cocking the spring.) Hey, you asked for all of it :D

[candysomething]

@DarkenedYeastExtract Good work, my friend. I think you should consider becoming part of my zombie team. :)

[DarkenedYeastExtract]

@candysomething youtube message me if anything happens.

[DarkenedYeastExtract]

Wow, no banter, straight into the stuff.

[renilla123]

have you seen the movie zombieland... its amazin. just like u!! :)

[candysomething]

@renilla123 I have not! :( Thanks! :)

[KazziKolorZz]

I would pretend to be a zombie and walk around eating people. Lol.

[candysomething]

@KazziKolorZz Hahaha! Amazing.

[KazziKolorZz]

@candysomething Besides, I don't think zombies are smart enough to tell the difference between the living and he undead if the said "Living" was a very convincing undead.

But here's a tough one...What is your alien invasion plan? o.O

Aliens are allot smarter than zombies, and some would say, much more plausible to actually invade.

[candysomething]

@KazziKolorZz Alien invasion plan? Make friends with them. I'm a people person. ;)

[KazziKolorZz]

@candysomething Good one.

I would probably stow away on their ship so I could go into outer space. XD

[candysomething]

@EmskimoChild Haha I haven't seen it! :O Hey, I'm not afraid of the zombies! :D

[TheEllesworth]

Can zombies swim? Cause if they can't then I'll take a boat and knock off some zombies with a cannon.. And swords possibly :D

[candysomething]

@TheEllesworth Rumour has it they cannot! So good plan :D

[yinxes]

I don't need a zombie plan.

you know the zombie apocalypse has to start somewhere yeah?

yeah that's me I make then.

So I don't need a plan i control them.

I guess I could order them not to eat you but idk...

[candysomething]

@yinxes Nah, that'd be cheating! I'm prepared. :)

[oohdear1397]

*scribbles notes*

Phew, thanks so much! Imagine if the zombies came and I hadn't planned for it?! That would be disasterous to say the least, but now I'm all set :D My weapon of choice is an umbrella; those things are dangerous, especially when they come in contact with eyes.

[candysomething]

@oohdear1397 Very creative, Chloe. Good job! :)

[kmpkid]

at busch gardens I saw this wicked awesome pirate cutlass so theres my location and weapon of choice, so many hiding spots and a store full of cutlasses daggers etc

[candysomething]

@kmpkid Zombies vs. Pirates! Good work! :D

[kmpkid]

@candysomething sarcasm?

[candysomething]

@kmpkid No! :)

[lidiluvu]

This week has definitely solidified my like for you two. Honestly, someone who can take a zombie plan so seriously, make graphs, and break down the method so simply, has got to be one beast of a person =D.

I'll be hanging out w/ my friends this weekend for unknown amounts of time, so maybe I'll make a copy of your graph, so we can plan accordingly. My firm belief has been that my swim team will be the ones to survive the zombie apocolyse. I mean, honestly.

[candysomething]

@lidiluvu Haha aww <3 My inability to swim lets me down, it really is useful in case of a zombie apocalypse. Swim to Ireland!! :)

[MrKencoCoffey]

wow super serious, but it got me thinking about it (in my sleep deprived state)

team: Me, and 5 friends

(I don't like odd numbers, and if you get rid of one still got 5 left)

location: army place

(they have tanks)

weapon of choice: well I have a list, a shotgun (obviously), grenade launcher, machine gun, magnum, frying pan, rolled up newspaper,something to make the floor slippery so zombies fall over (good entertainment), large bucket to put on heads, and butter

plan of action: survive

[candysomething]

@MrKencoCoffey Haha when I read that I thought 'not much entertainment in an army base'.. glad you got that covered! :D

[fishsticksNcustard11]

I like you. It's freaking awesome how serious you are about this :) It makes me want to create a zombie plan!

[candysomething]

@fishsticksNcustard11 Not want to, need to! You must! :)

[candysomething]

@blackroseNY but why wouldn't I be serious?

[candysomething]

@TheEpicLollypop Of course I am! :D

[esme180]

Ok, basically, me and my brother and sister have planned to go to our school (well, my school, their old school) if the zombies ever come a calling and meet lots of people there because it's big and we know our way around and all the good hiding places:) plus now i'm in nearly year 11 i can get on the ol'facebox in the library:) ...good prioritising esme.

[candysomething]

@esme180 This is why you are my daughter, see. You make me proud. <3

[unsignedletters]

You are very prepared! I took out a pencil and paper to take some notes :) I forgot to mention that Gracie is a trained zombie killer, so we should all be safe. xx

[candysomething]

@unsignedletters Smudge failed his zombie training :(