Brian Blessed Sat Nav Prototype

[EclipseMiners]

I enjoy reading BrainSatNav's responses to the popular comments at the top the most. Never have I more enjoyed seeing people be so efficiently owned.

[ShamelessMcBundy]

"DRIVE, MY HAWKMEN, DRIVE!"

[SupermewX300]

But I wanted to see the otters.

[sardanaphalus]

I love the Brian-sized car.

[Norlink]

Bloody great! If hes on Tomtom I will buy it asap! Love Brian.

[GoldenGal42]

"Would you like the real McCoy?"

There's Star Trek sat navs? :D Sweet.

[waterwhackerfilms]

TURN LEFT! TURN RIGHT!

DIIIIIVE!

[jimholland19]

This should be funny...

[jchildhuntings]

I live right near his house where this was fillmed its in an arbouritam and its in windalsham next to lightwater. I have actualy seen his house, brian is so godamn awsome!

[MartynJamieson9]

I would love a car with his voice roaring at me at every turn, i would purposely go the wrong road just to hear him shout at me LOL

[binarynightmare]

I don't even have a car and I'd buy this.

[MrKiR0]

I am Dave ! YogNaut

[elbeavo11]

When was this filmed the 1830s?

[lucafon18]

otter sanctuary, says Britain all over

[VideoMask93]

Did he record the voice for this specially, or did you take movie clips?

[MegaFUZZYDICE]

DO YOU HAVE ENEY JAM SANDWICHES!

[InfectedMushroomHead]

government cash amchine ahead...dont let them grind you down :-)

[NeuroManson]

Another thing I'd sell my left testicle to see, is Brian dub over another famous Brit actor, Patrick Stewart in Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Oh come on, you know that would kick ass.

[ThePeppermintBadger]

DRIVING MONTAGE.

[TheBAXYGaming]

I want to get this so when I crash he can go YOUR ALIVE

[CastielProductions]

Dear Brian Blessed. Can you please narrate my life!?

[billymills23]

ten people have ridculously good hearing

[droideka1337]

This is a real product ? You can buy one for your card ?

[hollywoodwerewolf]

If I had this kind of car with his voice I'd be laughing too much at his directions and then I'd peel off the road and get into an accident.

[mAGGotTscOurgE]

"alas! a government cash machine, don't let those buggers grind you down!" id love that on my sat nav

[discoder]

CHISWICK! FRESH SMART CAR!

[TheLymus]

The actual Brian Blessed probably wouldn't fit in the smart

[BrianSatNav]

@TheLymus Wisdom is attained through attention span, TheLymus. The actual Brian Blessed definitely irrefutably and conclusively will fit in a smart car. We even made a video. You should watch it sometime. It's called the "Brian Blessed Sat Nav Prototype".

[davenielsen78]

@TheLymus He's 5'9"

[Grimbeard]

Did Brian ever get to see the otters?

[DragonSporks]

I was waiting for the satnav to almost drive you into a lake (as all satnavs do), just to hear Brian Blessed say "STOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!"

[thizda]

I don't even have a car but I want it.

[NaturallyFromParis3]

Holy crap. I need this in my life.

[Abderian]

FORWARD TWENTY FATHOMS AND HARD TO PORT!!!

I must acquire this legendary artifact.

[adds099]

i wanted to see the otters...

[dharmaseed]

PETROL!! WE"RE RUNNING OUT!!!

[Barricade]

Sat Navs require MORE BRIAN BLESSED!

[Nickuk1987]

Got this on my tom tom now. it is hilarious!!!!!

[petaboil]

WHERE CAN I PURCHASE THIS MARVELOUS DEVICE?!

[LordAaronus]

needs less long stretches of driving to guitar music and more BRIAN BLESSED

[Hcrlnd]

Aww look at that face... nope its no good, now you HAVE to take him to see the otters.

[sneakyvanquisher]

Oh dear you are in Leicester.

[dim432]

if you go the wrong way "WRONG WAY YOU BLOODY TOSSER!!!!!"

[sharkboy214]

icon999 might I just say it might be a good idea to change your wording on give him one cause it might be misconscrued sorry about spelling i'm a bit crap at it but I agree with you he does deserve a sat nav voice I would buy it

[Glasgowprince]

I just downloaded Brian for my TomTom :) brianblessed.tomtom.com

[phllb]

he's obviously not SPEAKING LOUDLY ENOUGH! Joking aside, it made me laugh my socks off and I do hope they get his voice on the sat nav!

[SpartanJose777]

...Oh my God, please let this happen to my stupid little GPS.

[MistressofSin616]

Love how he's cracking up right at the end when faced with Mr Blessed xD

[georgethetraceur]

FORWARD 50 FATHOMS AND THEN HARD TO PORT

Its not a bloody submarine!

xD i want a Brian Blessed sat nav now! :D

[SBreeze80]

I like to geo cache, I got my handheld from gpssatnavreviews (.) com

[JackbenImbel]

This is now a necessity for my car.

[FuzzyScotsman]

I dont drive but hell im gonna get it anyway

[sharkboy214]

great idea I want one

[geekymarianne]

6 people are allergic to ham.

[Ashl3yRul3s]

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Solo4114]

When does it come to the states?!

[sootyferrari65]

god whats he going to say when you arive STOOOOP!! GORDON ARRIVED!!!!!

[AzunaiSmyth]

Awwww, cute brian wants to see teh otters

[livingonrockall]

I was going to say that Brian Blessed is practically treated like a god on TV Tropes, but that was before I realised that there is in fact an official TV Tropes pantheon, and he's in it.

[tris7]

STOOOOOP!!!

[wisteela]

Superb. Great car too.

[JudithProctor]

That is hysterically funny!

[dmslider]

You have your wish, they are now doing one (tom-tom)

[deekomendez]

1:26 indicates right, turns left. 1:45 spectacularly swerves across two lanes. Tut tut.

[kissmyplumbs]

very good !

[redfog42]

Beard!

[fightming]

This. Must. Happen.

[BrianSatNav]

@fightming This. Has. Already. Happened. Product out in October.

[fightming]

@BrianSatNav

Brilliant news. Thank you. I. Must. Have. It. LOL

[AHickenUK]

@BrianSatNav Fantastic to hear that this has happened! Cannot wait :D

[ChosenSloth]

*raises hand*

Brian doesn't seem too good at giving directions.

[BrianSatNav]

@ChosenSloth Yeah, that's why we need to combine his talents with a computer.

[lozzkit]

If Blessed was sat in the back of the (admittedly Impossible in a Smart) car this video would hav been absolute genius!

Well done.

[BrianSatNav]

@lozzkit Yeah, you didn't actually watch it, did you?

[trekliquid55]

@lozzkit you tit !

[HowitzerBug]

That was absolutely hillarious! Good on him for agreeing to do it :D Brian Blessed Rules!

[Maguskoopa]

WE DID IT!!

[ZachValkyrie]

Four people dislike this?!?

THE GREAT STEAMING PILLOCKS!!!!

[MartinRVUK]

If Brian was doing the directions, Id even visit that hat museum :)

[ajnutable]

I think you guys hit 25000 members. in fact, I think you've passed it by about 150.

[samprastherabbit]

I, too, came from TVtropes.

I demand this be made!!

[MagykalShadow]

I don't know what a Sat Nav is, but I now want one with his voice.

[Firerer1935]

Hand. Raised. But I don't have a Facebook anymore

[WigginsPete]

Awww, I want to give Brian a hug and a pat on the head.

And otters are sweet, but I prefer beavers.

[egxtra]

I'd trade my Garmin for something like this! :D

[egdeltur666]

I came from Tv tropes...

(across the room) I am the one who came from TV Tropes!

No, I am from TV Tropes!

I am spartacus!

[AJTalon]

I'd buy one!

[Kross2099]

Nothing would make my driving experience more perfect than Brian Blessed telling me when to turn.

[icon999]

* raises hand* Yes, I came from TV Tropes. I believe Brian Blessed DESERVES to be a SAT NAV voice, he's worked hard enough for it. GIVE HIM ONE!

[BrianSatNav]

@icon999 That's not the game Icon, the game is we get to 25,000 then he get's one. TomToms rules, not mine. You'll just have to invite all your mates ;)

[Unotheninja]

*raises hand*

 DRIVE!

[eggnogs]

What car is that? It looks like some is driving a shoe

[AzunaiSmyth]

Bahahah!

Forward 50 fathoms and then hard to port

That gav me the giggles!

[belwen]

I would absolutely pay for a Brian Bessed voice for my TomTom!

Unforunately, Facebook is the spawn of the Devil so I won't be joining the group there, but good luck!

[WilhelmScreamer]

Raise your hand if you came from Tv Tropes.

[SgtHydra]

@WilhelmScreamer *raises hand*

TROPES FOR THE TROPE GOD!

EXAMPLES FOR THE EXAMPLE THRONE!

CHISWICK! FRESH HORSES!

[MrEric3000]

@WilhelmScreamer -raises REALLY high-

[BrianSatNav]

@WilhelmScreamer TV tropes has really been working out for us. Who knew? Cool. 

[EinherjarServitor]

@WilhelmScreamer Yes, did indeed.

[livingonrockall]

@WilhelmScreamer I did not come here from tvtropes. I came here first, then I went to tvtropes and amended the Brian Blessed page to include a reference to here.

Happy to help.

[cutepupin2009]

@WilhelmScreamer

Actually, I did.... TV Tropes Ruins Your Life....

[DanRaccoon]

Brian Blessed satnav, it must be done.

[LargeLeader]

YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG BLOODY WAY! ARE YOU MAD?

[Dandivide]

Brilliant stuff, good luck with the campaign!

[xBlackxMariahx]

Holy shit. I would learn to drive, buy a car and get a TomTom JUST so I could have Brian Blessed give me directions.

[rj28sc]

@xBlackxMariahx Same here! Hell I'd buy one and stick it on my bike if I had to!

[thetapeworm]

I thought I wanted this voice, now I've heard this I want to opt out :(

Keep it simple Brian, lost the gimmicks that aren't funny after the second listen, give me the basics or at least offer two versions.

[coopernaut]

There is just no limit to Brian's awesomeness!!!!

[invertXtrogdor]

HOLY SHIT THIS IS NEAR ME WHERE I LIVE!!!

STOCKPORT FTW!!!

[ukstreetracer]

oh man what I wouldn't do for a real Brian in my boot. Is there a mini Brian for my motorbike top box?

[Moggpot]

brilliant... 

[lewkio]

The music on this is absolutely brilliant, where can I buy it?!?

[BrianSatNav]

@lewkio I'm not sure they've got this one out on iTunes yet, but there are a few on there, I've favourited a couple of their videos on here and their myspace address is myspacedotcom/theplanets

[Hobnails1]

Absolute beardy genius. I'll make little armoured gauntlets to sit on my TomTom shoulders when we get this!

[TerryLightfoot]

I'm SO sorry for Brian - He didn't get to see the otters! ...that's not right.... ;-(

[bobcarolgees23]

@TerryLightfoot Such is his thespian gravitas that I felt like a terrible despot chucking him out of the car ;(

[TerryLightfoot]

@bobcarolgees23 As thou shouldst. Thou art a tyrant of immeasureable proportions ( only as I don't have my measuring tape on me at this moment..) ;-)

[HaldirIthillen]

DRIVE, MY HAWKMEN! DRIIIIIIIIIVE! *dances around* YAY!!!!

[debsregent]

Brilliant Video! Well done Jema for your excellent driving - even with Brian's directions!

[MajorCheese]

Fantastic endind!!!

[SixgunSloth]

Chiswick! Fresh Smart Cars!

[ZenMondo]

As entertaining as this is, the SURPRISE ENDING made these four minutes totally worth it!

[shuboy05]

@ZenMondo I was not expecting Brian Blessed

NOBODY EXPECTS BRIAN BLESSED!!!

[SumoKuma]

loved how he didn't say Left or Right or CHAAAAA !!!!

The SatNav pointer should be a Beard shape or a mini flying Hawkman too I reckon

[OolonSputnik]

The man is a legend.