Cops Brought Pizza - Part 2 of 3

[zvebbo]

Can someone please explain the uncle Fritz joke?

[MrFridgeydaire]

I feel like an idiot , but I don't understand the uncle Fritz paraplegic joke. Can someone explain?

[BelleAndTheBoy]

Man, Jeselnik's black belt joke died flat. It's a fucking BRILLIANT joke. Goddamn it.

[AbiSophieHolland123]

hmmm..... jonah is a pathetic comedian, Anthony on the other hand is friggin hilarious!

[jr0seuch718]

i love the way he goes 'ohhhhhhh' wen non funny guy brings up dane cook and tongoes on 'THINK MODE' (good subject, to KILL on) and thinks ov joke right then and there..u see the whole process (including the swig that anyone woulda done)

[t90swift]

I love the way it takes Ray a 2 minutes to tell an extremely unfunny joke

[elijah0815]

anthony just thought of the dane cook joke when the other dude made that burp remark about dane cook... the rest of the time the other guy was saying his "joke" anthony was thinkin of his next one

[papersharp09]

whats up with the 1911 effect



[maddynelson]

oh anthony you so hawwwwwt

[keaton34]

wow! you're much funnier! seriously even your name! Shermanicus! HILARIOUS!! OHHH GODDD I CAN"T STOP LAUHHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAGAGAAghahA­HA! fucking hilarious! Jonah Ray is only a (fairly) accomplished stand up on a great podcast (the nerdist). Now you on the other hand probably bring tons of laughter to the world sucking off pre-op transvestite train conductors in burger king handicap bathroom stalls just waiting to get that creamy jizz all over you're voluptuous man breasts. Anthony Jeselnik rules.

[fester3461]

@keaton34 i like where you were going but you tried a little too hard keaton.

[Shermanicus]

jonah ray is a shitty comedian

[jacobfishy]

I love both, I just think Ray feels a little awkward when it comes to a stage.

I'm sure he's hilarious in his own setting.

[sugarshane194]

tell a joke Jonah!

[Azurewraith92]

They complement each other really well, and of course they like each other. The disapproving looks are for laughs, I mean would you join a comedy duo with someone you didn't even like? Cmon people

[stevkh5]

Does Jeselnik even like Jonah Ray? He doesn't seem particularly happy. But his bits are excellent no matter what.

[PompousLummox]

In Jonah's defense his joke about Dan Akroyd was really funny.

[lfgalbraith]

llol what the fck, that was the longest joke ive ever heard....not too funny because it took too long =/

[Imbetterthanyou1980]

jonah ray is actually funny when he does standup by himself. And anybody would look unfunny next to anthony.

[daniellealexander1]

You can tell Jeselnik hates Jonah Ray after the "body is a temple" joke. Bahaha. He looks so pissed.

[FilosSoapEyed]

No, it's not. It's the back drum to We Will Rock You.

[kevin4994]

anthony is fucking hilarious..... ray isnt really funny

[Tmants5654]

yeah he is, they're both funny

[mtorres2009]

Anthony is the only funny one, Ray sucks ass...he tries to be funny like Anthony...but doesn't work

[Tmants5654]

And then I fucked my mom, come on, that was funny

[benyam16]

my body is a temple joke hilarious

[jbrowsingj]

I didn't get it?

[benyam16]

because jews go to temples. and they hate palestine.

[jbrowsingj]

still don't get it.

[jjgwynn]

this guy is freakin hilarious