don't be afraid to laugh AT yourself now and again. Humour heals us, you know.
i have never been to scotland in my life. if i went, i would love to see glasgow first, so i would. i wouldn't mind but scotland is All Ireland's nearest neighbour!!!
now, i have been THREATENING to go there one day. so behave yourselves in case i do!!
Clearly the supporter in the wrong end was a rangers fan, because they were winning also its protestant not prodestant and I don't know any one who is religious who supports either rangers or Celtic so they can't blame anything on that shit excuse...
@F12Y14N25 I still haven't gotten over 85 season for the Jamtarts-- 27 match unbeaten streak, Hearts have 5 starters sick with flu for final match, lose 0-2 to flippin' Dundee while St Mirren take a 5 goal dive to give Celtic the title on the last day of the season...have won a couple of Cups since then but they'll never get over the gazillion quid payrolls at Ibrox and Celtic Park eh...
Criminals so called dissidents are using United Ireland as a excuse to dominate there criminal empire, there will never be United Ireland because Irish population will commit suicide if they took in Ulster. Arshad Khan negotiated Good Friday Agreement, his cover name is Independent channel of communication.
i'm so bored with this Scottish English arguing bollocks, it's fucking boring. Who cares what part of the fucking rock you were born on, YOU DIDNT HAVE ANY SAY IN THE MATTER.
We're all becoming the same people anyway, and it's a good thing. I don't want to start one of the famous YouTube arguments with anyone, I'm just saying; nationalism is an idea that will only drive us further apart. We're brought up with stories on how to hate each other for whatever reason, and none of it matters. We're different because of accidents of geography and nothing more. We're divided enough in the so-called United Kingdom! Anyway, take care of yourselves!
Pretty much the same has happened to me...I went to see a tv-match in a bar. Brazil national team was playing and the bar was in Minas Gerais, in the heart of Brazil. I had put on the colours of my homecountry (white n blue), but I forgot that they are also the colours of Argentina...
@jamiewilden it's the way he tells it. Ive heard people tell this story in the office where i work. Its not very funny. Most of his jokes arn't hilarious, but billy connolly is an amazing story teller and can make a lot of stuff funny. Its what makes him an amazing comedian.
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@Jermyn78 I'm not either.... I just remember my dad was was at the Falkirk v Celtic game, (he's a Falkirk fan) and for some reason he got told to sit with the Celtic fans. The final score was Falkirk 5 - 4 Celtic. Every time Falkirk scored he was jumping up and down like an daft idiot and the Celtic fans just had a good laugh with him. I've never been told something like that about a Rangers fan.
@Chrissyyyyyo9 I suppose it helps with the pain at having never progressed further than Round 2 of an International Tournament eh?;) Only kidding! I don't mind the Scottish, I just hate Celtic fans.
@Jermyn78 i don't care if we can't progress to even the group stages of the world/euro cup.... at least my country is realistic about what'll happen, unlike the English who think every time they enter a cup, it's their year to win it. If they can't get to host the 2018 WC, it's a conspiracy. Why do you people have to make such a big deal about everything that happens to you? 1966 was 45 yrs ago, but you's can't stop talking about it.
@Chrissyyyyyo9 No-one actually expects England to win a major tournament, just the media who keep hyping the (Overpaid and underskilled) team to ridiculous levels and unfortunately, a few knuckleheads get swept along with it. But apart from that, no-one is under any illusions. I agree about the fiasco surrounding the 2018 World Cup, to show a documentry beforehand that proclaims FIFA to be bent was stupid and did us more harm than good.
@Chrissyyyyyo9 Ever thought of getting the fuck off your high horse? Probably not. Keep up with your anti-English agenda, because we all have the same mind-set, we all care so much about football, obviously.. and it's called being optimistic, we know we aren't going to win a major tournament but it's fun to pretend we might possibly win it.
Gotta love how I click on a video for comedy and find some twat hating on the English as per usual :')
@NewAccountFFS Sure it's fun to pretend you might win, but win England don't, it's all over the news on how they were cheated out of it. If they didn't make such a huge fucking fuss about it, maybe then I might cut them some fucking slack
@Chrissyyyyyo9 WE didn't make a big fuss about anything. WE as the English never do, it's the media who hype it up and seeing as we don't control the media WE didn't do anything. Just as WE didn't put little St. Georges on Marsbars, because WE don't control what marsbar as a company do.
@NewAccountFFS The news, which is English put it all over the news. Mars bar is made in Berkshire, which is ENGLAND. You personally, didn't do it, but every one who had the chance to did. Did you see the Bruzil advert?
i don't know if you ever stop by this vid, but can u please keep your brown-noser's in line, i don't know why they feel so passionately about an innocuous comment not even aimed at them, i assume they must be internet associates of yours....but the fact that they feel so "touched" about my opinion on ppl who don't like sport speaks volumes about the type of ppl they are....they're giving you a bad name...
Reminds me of the time I took a scouse mate to see Liverpool v West Ham at Upton Park back in 81. Liverpool scored and he jumped up and punched the air wildly, shouting "YES" as he did so. The words were scarcely out of his mouth when he realised that the entire ground was silent except for him. If looks could kill...
We ended up having to sneak out before the end of the match because he genuinely feared for his safety.
I'll never understand the Old Firm, so don't try to explain it to me. I don't see the point in begrudging yer fellow countrymen just cos he supports the other team. Fucking stupid, I'm glad I got out when I did, otherwise I would be like one of those brainless thugs punching fuck out of people who show the slightest sign of being the opposite of them.
@sayonarashadow21 hey! i am a rangers supporter ( protestant, mainly) my wife is a celtic supporter (catholic, mainly) i have four children, two baptised catholic, one baptised church of scotland and one baptised congregationalist. i have six grandchildren, five baptised catholic and one just about to be baptised baptist. my two sons shared a room with rangers colours on one side and celtic colours on the other. when the teams meet we all get together, as a family and have a great time. no probs
@MrJimmyboy1972 yeah, but your all related. you can get along fine. it's the nutters who are complete strangers thinking it's alright to punch fuck out of each other. I wasn't calling you one of those, the comment was directed at the ones who are
@sayonarashadow21 cheers! didnt take the comment that way, just thought that i would show, that, amongst the nutters there are some sane people just like you and me
I think the rivalry is less about religion than it is about ethnicity... It's Irish versus English... The Celtic fans see the Ranger fans as being English like those who brutally oppressed their ancestors, while the Ranger fans see the Celtic Fans as beneath them, as Irish peasants
@fionndan ok, so its entirely about religion then? that makes it incredibly stupid... I could understand if it was a deep seated Irish resentment of Anglican and Scot oppression... but Catholic vs. Protestant? that's dumb
@CoplandNutter thats kind of what I figured... Im of 100% Irish ancestry but Im from America, so I've only heard the Ireland-based viewpoint from older relatives... so I was merely guessing that similar issues are involved with the Glascgow situation, like Northern Ireland... apparantley fionndan disagrees, but Id like to hear his perspective as I get the impression he's from up there
@Wamz1978 I was born and raised in central Scotland about 20 miles from Glasgow. I was raised a Catholic and attended Catholic schools although my family is mixed Presbyterian (Church of Scotland) and Catholic. Catholicism is largely, although not exclusively, associated with Irish identity in central Scotland, especially in the Strathclyde area.
The 'Celtic-Rangers' problem is a mixture of a violent historical context, sectarianism and social deprivation leading to tribal football loyalties.
@Wamz1978 Like many things in life it is not simple. It most certainly is not about theological convictions. It is about politics, identity, tribalism. I said you were wrong as you seem to be using the wrong terms. It is not about Irish vs English. The stereotypical Rangers fan in Central West Scotland does not see himself as English - perhaps you meant British. But its more complicated than that. Sectarianism in Glasgow was largely imported from Ulster (and wider Ireland) in the 19th century.
@fionndan I meant british and I meant Loyalist... basically what you said is what I was getting at... It sounds to me like a sort of micrchasm of "The Troubles" played out in a football game, which is all I was saying... I'm an American of 100% Irish descent. all my grandparents were Irish, specifically from Sligo, Kerry, Monaghan and Longford... so I speak as someone passionately sympathetic to the Irish people, I meant no offense
@Wamz1978 I really didn't take any offence, not at all. So we're grand. I too have Irish ancestry - Donegal, Mayo, Galway. The point is that only by a deep understanding of the problems posed by politics in Ulster and central west Scotland can we as a society hope to progress forward. I do not want any children I have growing up exposed to Glasgow's sectarianism, even if it has historically given Celtic Rangers games a lot of extra spice !
@Wamz1978 I don't know if you've been to Glasgow or to Belfast before but if not, it would be a good idea for a trip. It not going to be like Disneyland but it'll give you some perspective and folk are really friendly !. You could use the trip to go and see Celtic play Rangers - I take it you'd be green ! good man ! You could also visit (again?) the places your ancestors came from further south.
Back to Billy Connolly - he was just given the 'Freedom of the city of Glasgow'. Legend.
@fionndan I definitely plan to take a trip over there one of these days, its very important to me. And yes I'm green! Thanks for the informative response too, i appreciate it! and yes, Billy Connolly is a hilarious man
@lironlww No. Glasgow Rangers from the Scottish Premier League. Queens Park Rangers are from London and play in the English Championship League (old second division.)
Do we really live on a planet where "Football Violence" has become a multi-Billion Euro business? Films like "The Football Factory", "Away Days" & "The Damned United" have all hinted, spoke and shown us, but do we believe it? Sounds a little "Conspiracy Theory" to me, but to you it is the very structure of news media coverage of "Soccer Violence" that leads everyone to the fact which in itself is the question. Football Hooligan is in the dictionary, for fucks sake!
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"Team sports are an evil distraction to society. If the ignorant masses used the energy they waste on football, cricket, baseball etc etc to explore the political and social ills that oppress them we'd have a better world. Grown men dressing up in ridiculous team colours blowing whistles and clacking clackers yelling abuse at their fellow man over a stupid ball game, how pathetic, what a joke."
Have you read the Brothers Karamazov by any chance?
@FatherWarhol u sound like teetotalling bore of a man. an unfit, child molesting, sermon bothering, bible bashing, preaching wanker. in fact u dont wank, cos u believe this to be a sin. what about child fucking? is that not a sin? or is that accepted now in catholic culture? its seems to be pretty ubiqitous now. for your information, teamsports are good for the community, encourage fitness and social life, brings happiness to poverty stricken africans and south americans and nations as a whole
@Lennon1874 Little bit harse. and untrue. i go to a public school but still play for my club. what team sports have you ever played? wait, world of warcraft doesn't count.
@felixq78. Could i just point out that rugby is the best spectator sport in the world. In football, if a fan sat with opposite team's supporters he'd be heckled and abused for the whole match however, from personal expericence i can tell you, You could sit anywhere in the whole stadium and you could even have a conversation with the other team. This is true at an international level.
@LittleRedGuitar .......I heard something once that is simple but true......Rugby is a game played by men and watched by men......Football is played by boys, and watched by boys. Can't say any football fan has done anything to ever disprove that fact!
Team sports are an evil distraction to society. If the ignorant masses used the energy they waste on football, cricket, baseball etc etc to explore the political and social ills that oppress them we'd have a better world. Grown men dressing up in ridiculous team colours blowing whistles and clacking clackers yelling abuse at their fellow man over a stupid ball game, how pathetic, what a joke.
@felixq78 Calm it janet, if the world was your way we'd all be dull grey basterds with nae joy and a fucking boring lifestyle, if someone has a passion for something let them and stop being a fucking dour-faced buzz kill.
@felixq78 team sports give people the chance to be part of something you prick. Your just bitter because you were shite at them you pansy. Pathetic, your not far off!
@felixq78 i agree with 'djtee2k7' and 'JoeC2208'...
You're probably just a bitter dude who failed at sport, so you became "mr conspiracy guy" in a desperate attempt to make yourself relevant to something....
@supahdupahguy81 lol read your own message again "you have no idea what type of person i am". Then you follow it by typing "go do some exercize (sic) you fat bastard"
Well done, you tried very hard to be witty, but you failed......8/10 for effort tho.....it should be obvoius why i called you a fat bastard, given the context of your initial reply...perhaps time you re-evaluated your role in life, tubby.....?
I said "given the context of your initial reply\', you know, you felt compelled to tell me that i was wrong for telling some conspiracy theory lunatic that he came across bitter for hating sport...im guessing he's probably fat, & im guessing you are too for defending him....i clearly must have over-estimated your ability to draw that logical conclusion, as you needed it to be explained to you in detail, stop bothering me now....
Who the flying fuck are you? have i upset all of 'felixq78's' rabid sycophants or something? this is a youtube comments page, get over yourselves u fucking no-marks....
GENIUS.
pathemus 2 months ago
don't be afraid to laugh AT yourself now and again. Humour heals us, you know.
i have never been to scotland in my life. if i went, i would love to see glasgow first, so i would. i wouldn't mind but scotland is All Ireland's nearest neighbour!!!
now, i have been THREATENING to go there one day. so behave yourselves in case i do!!
squirell1952 2 months ago
We're still pishin' in their Bovril.!
FunLuvinBhoy 2 months ago
Clearly the supporter in the wrong end was a rangers fan, because they were winning also its protestant not prodestant and I don't know any one who is religious who supports either rangers or Celtic so they can't blame anything on that shit excuse...
nomnomnom421 3 months ago
@nomnomnom421 You don't know many supporters then. Most Rangers/Celtic supports support those teams out of religious influence.
NewAccountFFS 3 months ago
prodestant? Prodestant?? Does that religion involve a lot of cows???
drogoscg1 4 months ago
(very good son eas no bad)" as my dad would have said ".....F****IN BRILLL if you asked me.
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junior1873 5 months ago 2
@junior1873 ...and you can't even spell you're supposed faith properly? good one pal... mon the hoops!
andybhoy1995 2 months ago
Bovril--beef tea
craigpei 5 months ago
Isn't bovril a spread a bit like marmite
F12Y14N25 5 months ago
1:00 the last mistake of his life?
F12Y14N25 5 months ago
bloody priceless...could just as well a been about Hearts-Hibs too eh...
craigpei 5 months ago
@craigpei who?
F12Y14N25 5 months ago
@F12Y14N25 The Edinburgh version of Glasgow's Old Firm rivalry,,,
craigpei 5 months ago
@craigpei I know I was messin' wit' ya
F12Y14N25 5 months ago
@F12Y14N25 lol thought maybe you were someone from the west side of the pond who wasn't up on Scottish football...
craigpei 5 months ago
@craigpei no I don't I am english but I know the spl teams I want someone other than glasgow to win one day...
F12Y14N25 5 months ago
@F12Y14N25 I still haven't gotten over 85 season for the Jamtarts-- 27 match unbeaten streak, Hearts have 5 starters sick with flu for final match, lose 0-2 to flippin' Dundee while St Mirren take a 5 goal dive to give Celtic the title on the last day of the season...have won a couple of Cups since then but they'll never get over the gazillion quid payrolls at Ibrox and Celtic Park eh...
craigpei 5 months ago 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
mrceebees14 5 months ago
ffs lol at 1:58, i saw one of them in jurassic park
ghodium 5 months ago
21 people had their bovril pissed in.
TheKaerius 5 months ago
Rangers forever WATP Hail King Billy ;)
LordWellington15 6 months ago
brilliant
angusmclaughlin17 6 months ago
here's cheers to you Billy .
billbillfrank 6 months ago
Hail Hail
chereadnine 6 months ago
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PaddyRoon7 7 months ago
This guy is such a legend. Love him!
michaelcarrera1 7 months ago
All these years I never knew why my da had bovril in the cupboard, never knew what it was. Now I know
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he's so shit! how the fuck can people listen to this spill
kevcarspray 8 months ago
@kevcarspray as opposed to listening to your shite this is all we have mate. cheers
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Criminals so called dissidents are using United Ireland as a excuse to dominate there criminal empire, there will never be United Ireland because Irish population will commit suicide if they took in Ulster. Arshad Khan negotiated Good Friday Agreement, his cover name is Independent channel of communication.
justicepartyuk 8 months ago
He looks like god in the thumbnail.
JesusSuckedGayPenis 9 months ago
i'm so bored with this Scottish English arguing bollocks, it's fucking boring. Who cares what part of the fucking rock you were born on, YOU DIDNT HAVE ANY SAY IN THE MATTER.
DayDreamAscent 9 months ago 13
@DayDreamAscent
Exactly!
We're all becoming the same people anyway, and it's a good thing. I don't want to start one of the famous YouTube arguments with anyone, I'm just saying; nationalism is an idea that will only drive us further apart. We're brought up with stories on how to hate each other for whatever reason, and none of it matters. We're different because of accidents of geography and nothing more. We're divided enough in the so-called United Kingdom! Anyway, take care of yourselves!
octoberrust85 8 months ago
@DayDreamAscent well said
m1ll10n1977 7 months ago
GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gustopepino 9 months ago
Pure quality
tintinpoo 9 months ago
awesome punch line, rofl
BlackValkyire 9 months ago
pish heads like you annoy me,why post a series of photos on a VIDEO site???????
misterwibbles 10 months ago
@misterwibbles obviously because he had the audio for the routine and not the video, why else you brainless oik
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Billy Connolly is so not funny and untalented
urtube2k9 10 months ago
@urtube2k9 Just because you can't understand a word he says.
Prod1Kh 10 months ago
Pot-Head....
LordWellington15 10 months ago
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IMPERIALSTORMTROOPER 10 months ago
Pretty much the same has happened to me...I went to see a tv-match in a bar. Brazil national team was playing and the bar was in Minas Gerais, in the heart of Brazil. I had put on the colours of my homecountry (white n blue), but I forgot that they are also the colours of Argentina...
Sutemi 11 months ago 2
@Sutemi haha shit dude
jdj106 10 months ago
greatest punch line ever.
saw Billy live last year and he really is incredible live.
long live the king of comedy
bigmickeyb 11 months ago 32
@bigmickeyb I envy you :(
RAGwiththeVIDS 2 months ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Billy Connolly
ON YA GO BILLY BOY!!!!!!! :)
TheBeckyboowoo 11 months ago
ROFLMAO Not heard this for a while Still makes me laugh
nita176 11 months ago
I remember when i first heard this years ago when i was wee and i couldn't stop laughing for hours. Pure Genius!!!
TheLaughingBadger 1 year ago
My favourite joke. Heard it when i was much younger. Brilliant. :)
buddy7574 1 year ago
Allways good to hear that one again. Absolutely brilliant
IanMathewson1 1 year ago
and there was a big jobby in it... ROFL!
30brad07 1 year ago
OMG IS THIS HUMOR? WHERE FROM? I GOT A LAUGH ANYHOW, I DID MY OWN THING HAHAHAHAHAHA.
musicjammers 1 year ago
19 people need to punch themselves in the dick.
hatredcopter724 1 year ago 2
celtic x
aazonj 1 year ago
VERY GOOD!!!!
TheDex1978 1 year ago
oh i get it he pissed in their bovril
jamiewilden 1 year ago
@jamiewilden it's the way he tells it. Ive heard people tell this story in the office where i work. Its not very funny. Most of his jokes arn't hilarious, but billy connolly is an amazing story teller and can make a lot of stuff funny. Its what makes him an amazing comedian.
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ScottieWallace 1 year ago
Celtic fans are way better than Rangers fans
Chrissyyyyyo9 1 year ago 2
@Chrissyyyyyo9 I take it that'll be the same Celtic fans that sing anti-English songs and celebrate an organisation that murders women and children?
Jermyn78 1 year ago
@Jermyn78 I'm not either.... I just remember my dad was was at the Falkirk v Celtic game, (he's a Falkirk fan) and for some reason he got told to sit with the Celtic fans. The final score was Falkirk 5 - 4 Celtic. Every time Falkirk scored he was jumping up and down like an daft idiot and the Celtic fans just had a good laugh with him. I've never been told something like that about a Rangers fan.
Chrissyyyyyo9 1 year ago
@Jermyn78 and tbh... who gives a fuck if they sing anti-English songs? It's fucking Scotland!!! We all sing anti-English songs
Chrissyyyyyo9 1 year ago
@Chrissyyyyyo9 I suppose it helps with the pain at having never progressed further than Round 2 of an International Tournament eh?;) Only kidding! I don't mind the Scottish, I just hate Celtic fans.
Jermyn78 1 year ago
@Jermyn78 i don't care if we can't progress to even the group stages of the world/euro cup.... at least my country is realistic about what'll happen, unlike the English who think every time they enter a cup, it's their year to win it. If they can't get to host the 2018 WC, it's a conspiracy. Why do you people have to make such a big deal about everything that happens to you? 1966 was 45 yrs ago, but you's can't stop talking about it.
Chrissyyyyyo9 1 year ago
@Chrissyyyyyo9 No-one actually expects England to win a major tournament, just the media who keep hyping the (Overpaid and underskilled) team to ridiculous levels and unfortunately, a few knuckleheads get swept along with it. But apart from that, no-one is under any illusions. I agree about the fiasco surrounding the 2018 World Cup, to show a documentry beforehand that proclaims FIFA to be bent was stupid and did us more harm than good.
Jermyn78 1 year ago
@Chrissyyyyyo9 Ever thought of getting the fuck off your high horse? Probably not. Keep up with your anti-English agenda, because we all have the same mind-set, we all care so much about football, obviously.. and it's called being optimistic, we know we aren't going to win a major tournament but it's fun to pretend we might possibly win it.
Gotta love how I click on a video for comedy and find some twat hating on the English as per usual :')
NewAccountFFS 9 months ago
@NewAccountFFS Sure it's fun to pretend you might win, but win England don't, it's all over the news on how they were cheated out of it. If they didn't make such a huge fucking fuss about it, maybe then I might cut them some fucking slack
Chrissyyyyyo9 9 months ago
@Chrissyyyyyo9 WE didn't make a big fuss about anything. WE as the English never do, it's the media who hype it up and seeing as we don't control the media WE didn't do anything. Just as WE didn't put little St. Georges on Marsbars, because WE don't control what marsbar as a company do.
NewAccountFFS 9 months ago 2
@NewAccountFFS The news, which is English put it all over the news. Mars bar is made in Berkshire, which is ENGLAND. You personally, didn't do it, but every one who had the chance to did. Did you see the Bruzil advert?
Chrissyyyyyo9 9 months ago
@NewAccountFFS So true.
Huibon71288 3 months ago
@Chrissyyyyyo9 you spend more time crying about 1966 than any englishman would ever spend talking about it!
DayDreamAscent 9 months ago
funny :L
TheCGraham11 1 year ago
Even though I could see the punch line comming it's still funny. Billy Connolly could make the weather funny though.
steverussell1000 1 year ago
Absolutley brilliant! Another reason why the Bill-meister is the funniest comedian in the world!
gregsta73 1 year ago
Fucking awesome joke, love the build up.
Jacckkkkkkk 1 year ago
that joke's sponsored by BOVRIL(tm)
natmanprime 1 year ago
@MichaelMartinDavey Isn't that the point of the LIKE button for the video?
you bloody approval whore
Hysteria98 1 year ago 117
@Hysteria98 hahahahahaha
mcgov08 1 year ago
@Hysteria98 - Yay ......
jerry303 11 months ago
@Hysteria98 Thumbs down. No - the like button is for the video itself and relates more to the uploader than the content of said video.
theanvilcracks 11 months ago
@nCrazed Thanks! Though still having a hard time understanding that phrase...
yobrotherofut 1 year ago
Okay, I'm not British so I quiet don't understand what he says ar 5:40 which was supposed to be the punch line. Someone tell me.
yobrotherofut 1 year ago
@yobrotherofut The whole joke is that the guy who had his shoes taken ended pissing into the rival supporters bovril. The guys drank piss.
DomIstKrieg 1 year ago
It was a taxi driver who brought peace to Ireland.
justicepartyuk 1 year ago
for the love of god, i thought it was john cleese until i heard his name. they look so similar.
mattybock 1 year ago
@mattybock No but they have something in common, both were once very funny but now they are sad old men who only amuse imbiciles.
widlad7 1 year ago
@widlad7 then clearly i'm an imbecile because i still find billy hilarious, even his older stuff that i've watched so many times
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@widlad7 then clearly i'm an imbecile because i still find billy hilarious, even his older stuff that i've watched so many times
Mayday3095 1 year ago
Felixq78
i don't know if you ever stop by this vid, but can u please keep your brown-noser's in line, i don't know why they feel so passionately about an innocuous comment not even aimed at them, i assume they must be internet associates of yours....but the fact that they feel so "touched" about my opinion on ppl who don't like sport speaks volumes about the type of ppl they are....they're giving you a bad name...
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@PokerPlum
Don't beg it, 'JanineRobin'' is probably not a real girl u loser...
supahdupahguy81 1 year ago
Reminds me of the time I took a scouse mate to see Liverpool v West Ham at Upton Park back in 81. Liverpool scored and he jumped up and punched the air wildly, shouting "YES" as he did so. The words were scarcely out of his mouth when he realised that the entire ground was silent except for him. If looks could kill...
We ended up having to sneak out before the end of the match because he genuinely feared for his safety.
Spiderwebsider 1 year ago
wow...he has to tell us when the punchline comes?
what is that? comedy for retards?
thisscreensucks 1 year ago
I'll never understand the Old Firm, so don't try to explain it to me. I don't see the point in begrudging yer fellow countrymen just cos he supports the other team. Fucking stupid, I'm glad I got out when I did, otherwise I would be like one of those brainless thugs punching fuck out of people who show the slightest sign of being the opposite of them.
sayonarashadow21 1 year ago
@sayonarashadow21 hey! i am a rangers supporter ( protestant, mainly) my wife is a celtic supporter (catholic, mainly) i have four children, two baptised catholic, one baptised church of scotland and one baptised congregationalist. i have six grandchildren, five baptised catholic and one just about to be baptised baptist. my two sons shared a room with rangers colours on one side and celtic colours on the other. when the teams meet we all get together, as a family and have a great time. no probs
MrJimmyboy1972 1 year ago 3
@MrJimmyboy1972 jesus christ ure family sounds mental lol :-)
scotland1989able 1 year ago
@scotland1989able during the game! after its all cuddles
MrJimmyboy1972 1 year ago
@MrJimmyboy1972 haha qaulity! every1 in my family is celtic and partick thistle lol
scotland1989able 1 year ago
@scotland1989able thats the gemme
MrJimmyboy1972 1 year ago
Respond to this video... slightly!
MrJimmyboy1972 1 year ago
@MrJimmyboy1972 need more people like u n ur family in the world!!!
shahrid1987 1 year ago
@MrJimmyboy1972 yeah, but your all related. you can get along fine. it's the nutters who are complete strangers thinking it's alright to punch fuck out of each other. I wasn't calling you one of those, the comment was directed at the ones who are
sayonarashadow21 1 year ago
@sayonarashadow21 cheers! didnt take the comment that way, just thought that i would show, that, amongst the nutters there are some sane people just like you and me
MrJimmyboy1972 1 year ago
@sayonarashadow21 I'd say about 99% of Old Firm supporters are not what you have described.
andymacceltic 1 year ago
Stand up at it's best!
jonmarklong 1 year ago
Orange is The Colour
AlexCottrell 1 year ago
@AlexCottrell I'm happy another Dutchman watched this video.
GBXS 1 year ago
@GBXS Im not a Dutchman Im a Unionist and Believe in the Orange Order etc. im guessing you are though?
AlexCottrell 1 year ago
Put Et On!!!!!!. (Scottish Accent)
AlexCottrell 1 year ago
Yes Mr Conolly You Said It Rangers!!!!!!! and Cetic.
AlexCottrell 1 year ago
I think the rivalry is less about religion than it is about ethnicity... It's Irish versus English... The Celtic fans see the Ranger fans as being English like those who brutally oppressed their ancestors, while the Ranger fans see the Celtic Fans as beneath them, as Irish peasants
Wamz1978 1 year ago
@Wamz1978 Wrong.
fionndan 1 year ago
@fionndan ok, so its entirely about religion then? that makes it incredibly stupid... I could understand if it was a deep seated Irish resentment of Anglican and Scot oppression... but Catholic vs. Protestant? that's dumb
Wamz1978 1 year ago
@Wamz1978 Wamz 1978you are correct to an extent the rivalry is more an Irish Immigrant thing than it is about the Catholic vs Protestant thing.
CoplandNutter 1 year ago
@CoplandNutter thats kind of what I figured... Im of 100% Irish ancestry but Im from America, so I've only heard the Ireland-based viewpoint from older relatives... so I was merely guessing that similar issues are involved with the Glascgow situation, like Northern Ireland... apparantley fionndan disagrees, but Id like to hear his perspective as I get the impression he's from up there
Wamz1978 1 year ago
@Wamz1978 I was born and raised in central Scotland about 20 miles from Glasgow. I was raised a Catholic and attended Catholic schools although my family is mixed Presbyterian (Church of Scotland) and Catholic. Catholicism is largely, although not exclusively, associated with Irish identity in central Scotland, especially in the Strathclyde area.
The 'Celtic-Rangers' problem is a mixture of a violent historical context, sectarianism and social deprivation leading to tribal football loyalties.
fionndan 1 year ago
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fionndan 1 year ago
@Wamz1978 Like many things in life it is not simple. It most certainly is not about theological convictions. It is about politics, identity, tribalism. I said you were wrong as you seem to be using the wrong terms. It is not about Irish vs English. The stereotypical Rangers fan in Central West Scotland does not see himself as English - perhaps you meant British. But its more complicated than that. Sectarianism in Glasgow was largely imported from Ulster (and wider Ireland) in the 19th century.
fionndan 1 year ago
@fionndan I meant british and I meant Loyalist... basically what you said is what I was getting at... It sounds to me like a sort of micrchasm of "The Troubles" played out in a football game, which is all I was saying... I'm an American of 100% Irish descent. all my grandparents were Irish, specifically from Sligo, Kerry, Monaghan and Longford... so I speak as someone passionately sympathetic to the Irish people, I meant no offense
Wamz1978 1 year ago
@Wamz1978 I really didn't take any offence, not at all. So we're grand. I too have Irish ancestry - Donegal, Mayo, Galway. The point is that only by a deep understanding of the problems posed by politics in Ulster and central west Scotland can we as a society hope to progress forward. I do not want any children I have growing up exposed to Glasgow's sectarianism, even if it has historically given Celtic Rangers games a lot of extra spice !
fionndan 1 year ago
@Wamz1978 I don't know if you've been to Glasgow or to Belfast before but if not, it would be a good idea for a trip. It not going to be like Disneyland but it'll give you some perspective and folk are really friendly !. You could use the trip to go and see Celtic play Rangers - I take it you'd be green ! good man ! You could also visit (again?) the places your ancestors came from further south.
Back to Billy Connolly - he was just given the 'Freedom of the city of Glasgow'. Legend.
fionndan 1 year ago
@fionndan I definitely plan to take a trip over there one of these days, its very important to me. And yes I'm green! Thanks for the informative response too, i appreciate it! and yes, Billy Connolly is a hilarious man
Wamz1978 1 year ago
a legend of a man :D
best experience in the world is an old firm match theres no greater rivalry
mick8990 1 year ago
WHO ARE THE THIRTEEN HUMORLESS PRICKS WHO RATED THIS DOWN?
TheRis81 1 year ago 2
@TheRis81 probably 13 rangers fans
1andonlykaziersoze 1 year ago
Hilarious! wonderful joke Billy :)
samuel1836 1 year ago
I bloody love this.
Dalmaik 1 year ago
rangers mean queens park rangers ??
lironlww 1 year ago
@lironlww No. Glasgow Rangers from the Scottish Premier League. Queens Park Rangers are from London and play in the English Championship League (old second division.)
Wiser72 1 year ago
@Wiser72 yes you right i was wrong
lironlww 1 year ago
he looks like my brother at 1:42
GravDiga 1 year ago
He looks like a pirate in his picture on the youtube video thing. d(:
pervertedmind 1 year ago
<3 Big Yin. Funniest person the world shall ever know.
ScotticusErroticus 1 year ago 5
well worth the wait
PraisetheMetal59 1 year ago
What show is this from?
donegallad91 1 year ago
Excellent the best comedian ever
25dilly 1 year ago 2
Do we really live on a planet where "Football Violence" has become a multi-Billion Euro business? Films like "The Football Factory", "Away Days" & "The Damned United" have all hinted, spoke and shown us, but do we believe it? Sounds a little "Conspiracy Theory" to me, but to you it is the very structure of news media coverage of "Soccer Violence" that leads everyone to the fact which in itself is the question. Football Hooligan is in the dictionary, for fucks sake!
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AoEnigMoonxPhase 1 year ago
"Team sports are an evil distraction to society. If the ignorant masses used the energy they waste on football, cricket, baseball etc etc to explore the political and social ills that oppress them we'd have a better world. Grown men dressing up in ridiculous team colours blowing whistles and clacking clackers yelling abuse at their fellow man over a stupid ball game, how pathetic, what a joke."
Have you read the Brothers Karamazov by any chance?
FatherWarhol 1 year ago
@FatherWarhol And then there's Elias Canetti: Crowds and Power
queenastilon 1 year ago
@FatherWarhol did you get abused as a child by any chance? Your bitterness suggest it is so...
unstplmadman 1 year ago
@FatherWarhol u sound like teetotalling bore of a man. an unfit, child molesting, sermon bothering, bible bashing, preaching wanker. in fact u dont wank, cos u believe this to be a sin. what about child fucking? is that not a sin? or is that accepted now in catholic culture? its seems to be pretty ubiqitous now. for your information, teamsports are good for the community, encourage fitness and social life, brings happiness to poverty stricken africans and south americans and nations as a whole
TheRis81 1 year ago
@FatherWarhol ~ It's not our fault you can get a bird...stop passing your insecurities off on the rest of the world : )
NayrNitsuj 1 year ago
piss off ya toffee nosed egg chaser.rugby's for posh private school pricks
Lennon1874 1 year ago
@Lennon1874 Little bit harse. and untrue. i go to a public school but still play for my club. what team sports have you ever played? wait, world of warcraft doesn't count.
LittleRedGuitar 1 year ago
@felixq78. Could i just point out that rugby is the best spectator sport in the world. In football, if a fan sat with opposite team's supporters he'd be heckled and abused for the whole match however, from personal expericence i can tell you, You could sit anywhere in the whole stadium and you could even have a conversation with the other team. This is true at an international level.
LittleRedGuitar 1 year ago
@LittleRedGuitar .......I heard something once that is simple but true......Rugby is a game played by men and watched by men......Football is played by boys, and watched by boys. Can't say any football fan has done anything to ever disprove that fact!
LazyScott99 1 year ago
@LazyScott99 No, Rugby is a thugs game played by gentlemen. Football is a gentlemen's game played by thugs.
tab1990 1 year ago 2
@LazyScott99
I heard a slightly different version....
it was, "rugby is a shit game played by thicko's, while football is a wonderful game played by everyone"...or something like that...
supahdupahguy81 1 year ago
Team sports are an evil distraction to society. If the ignorant masses used the energy they waste on football, cricket, baseball etc etc to explore the political and social ills that oppress them we'd have a better world. Grown men dressing up in ridiculous team colours blowing whistles and clacking clackers yelling abuse at their fellow man over a stupid ball game, how pathetic, what a joke.
felixq78 1 year ago
@felixq78 Calm it janet, if the world was your way we'd all be dull grey basterds with nae joy and a fucking boring lifestyle, if someone has a passion for something let them and stop being a fucking dour-faced buzz kill.
djtee2k7 1 year ago 2
@felixq78 team sports give people the chance to be part of something you prick. Your just bitter because you were shite at them you pansy. Pathetic, your not far off!
JoeC2208 1 year ago
@felixq78 i agree with 'djtee2k7' and 'JoeC2208'...
You're probably just a bitter dude who failed at sport, so you became "mr conspiracy guy" in a desperate attempt to make yourself relevant to something....
I've seen your types before...
supahdupahguy81 1 year ago
@supahdupahguy81 I've seen your types as well, using words like "Dude" and you're probably from Kil-fucking-marnock, you pretentious little wanker.
JanineRobin 1 year ago
@JanineRobin
"using words like "Dude"
so what i said dude? you're trying too hard...
tyou have no idea what "type" of person i am you fucking idiot....go do some exercize you fat bastard...
supahdupahguy81 1 year ago
@supahdupahguy81 lol read your own message again "you have no idea what type of person i am". Then you follow it by typing "go do some exercize (sic) you fat bastard"
What a wanker. Go say "hey" to your dudes.
JanineRobin 1 year ago
@JanineRobin
Well done, you tried very hard to be witty, but you failed......8/10 for effort tho.....it should be obvoius why i called you a fat bastard, given the context of your initial reply...perhaps time you re-evaluated your role in life, tubby.....?
supahdupahguy81 1 year ago
@supahdupahguy81 ok enlighten me and the entire world. How did you assess my weight from a text reply on YouTube.
This I have GOT to read lol.
JanineRobin 1 year ago
@JanineRobin
I said "given the context of your initial reply\', you know, you felt compelled to tell me that i was wrong for telling some conspiracy theory lunatic that he came across bitter for hating sport...im guessing he's probably fat, & im guessing you are too for defending him....i clearly must have over-estimated your ability to draw that logical conclusion, as you needed it to be explained to you in detail, stop bothering me now....
supahdupahguy81 1 year ago
@supahdupahguy81 just shut up supadupahguy81, you sound like a total prick. watch billy connolly, he's funny, you're not.
AlexisCapri 1 year ago
@AlexisCapri
Who the flying fuck are you? have i upset all of 'felixq78's' rabid sycophants or something? this is a youtube comments page, get over yourselves u fucking no-marks....
supahdupahguy81 1 year ago 2
amazing
traceurpaul 1 year ago
What's the name of the drink he pisses in? I don't know how to spell it.
MythMiles 1 year ago
BOVRIL, now go an get me one.
sebbonski007 1 year ago 19
Thanks. And I'll leave the shoe.
MythMiles 1 year ago 3
@MythMiles Bovril. Oh so Tasty beef-flavoured hot drink. also can be used to make gravy. Yech, right?
dizzyloulou 1 year ago 2
That is my favourite punchline ever.
PlankofWood1 1 year ago 2
I very funny album
My name is fritz these are not real tits and I'm with the C.I.A.
THe Vaseline salesman must be one of the funniest things ever
UK1774 1 year ago
5:40.... I laughed sooooooo hard!!!! hahaha
Billy Connolly is by FAR the best!!
jcoutts10 1 year ago
i got this on cassette legendary
danw1374 2 years ago
HAHAH!! Friggin worth the wait to that punch line hah!
Dekar41 2 years ago 2
Great kicker!!!!
LegoGear 2 years ago
that punch line was fantastic
Hindsite502 2 years ago 3
hillarious.....can anyone tell me what show this is....i'm also looking for the bit where he had a medical check up....
NSFMW 2 years ago