ALPHA MALE GUIDE TO WOMAN

[weeman26]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­

[nikothedog]

This is not an alpha male, but a jerk. Just saying.

[RubiconXing]

ON TOP OF A CHANDELIER HAHAHHAA

[ridebmxak]

Lol how to get woman

[Wolvve]

spencer richards?

[macbeasty]

i dont think you threw enough objects in this video

[KitterzzBaby]

Haha i loved this video even tho im a girl lol!

[drlove76]

Awesome! Maybe there is still some hope for us beta males :P

[AKuntyBlog616]

Ha ha ha ha!!!! I had to sub! Lol!!!

[scxiby]

can tell it's made in Australia, the bricks on the houses, and the woolworths trolley. lol.

[MaxCovington791]

Whoever "random chick" is, can I get her number?

[TheRainyDayKiller]

cool.

[bagelnator123]

I've read a bunch of stuff about how all guys should strive to be alpha male, but I can't help but see this when I think "alpha male".

[bassatic]

is he wearing eye liner??

[xcursex]

this is fucking awesome.

he should try a falcon punch,

if you know what I mean

[MrCanuck]

Rule #1: NO FAT CHICKS

[stinky51012]

Polo with jean shorts? Classy

[endlessnteer]

lol

[thndrct218]

This video jus reeks of greatness

[amsterdam420420]

he is a narcissist

[Chrism455]

haha the funniest part was when he told those random people that he fucked her

[bizroski]

L O L

[JSparkleZ2]

That's funny as hell dude...

[sandinista138]

Slash Falcon is my Hero!!!!

[scolassie]

lmao this is hilarious!!!

[AngelEyes2013]

LOL! yes, it is...thanks for the send! so silly.

[PositiveTrance]

awesome intro. world manliest man. u guys are awesome

[jokesonewe]

Farmer goes by Slash Falcon by day?

[transcendrage1]

Loops from Garage Band.

The dudes probably gay thats why hes making fun of the ALPHA monkeys

[simlover323]

What's the like, theme for this?

I've heard it somewhere, but i have no fuckin; idea what it is.

And your a beast, Todd. Love it.

[doomkiller54]

o.o

[GarlynX]

lol if women are attracted to this kind of behaviour, then all hope is lost.....

[justwannahavfun19]

loved the blooper in the end!

[HornetUK1]

YEAAAHHH!!!

[danlc95]

Hilarity!! Slash Falcon FTW!

[acooldryplace00]

Slash Falcon versus Max Power...Round 1, Fight!

[Chrism455]

faggot

[xgalba00]

Much better to be like this macho than to be a pussy wimp. This video is very funny

[Ryuseikun]

Funny but kind of sad at the same time. Dude can make FUN of those guys who try to pick up women, but in real life he probably can't get women.

[clg26]

This guy is a genius! If he made you comment like that then he did what he set out to do and also had me laughing my ass off!

[SLCThunk]

I would fuck him if I was a chick. Hell it's tempting even as a guy.

[2bbgunsup]

sheila's a man! lmao.

[Frakshaw44]

yeeeah! way to tear shit up slash... I felt kind of bad for the girlie in the blue dress though, she seems like a sweetheart.

[sundayraver]

lol!!!

[johnwelsh696969]

fucking hilarious

[sayannes]

LMAO !!! I love how he grunts and throws shit around !...The more you cuddle the gayer...HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA !! I know so many stupid guys who think and behave like that for real!

[allenrw3]

this is so damn funny. i love his parody of jackhole douchebags

[uBeR1337gUy]

I love you more than colouredschemes.

[MCRzChula93]

WTF? jerk.I like my bf cuddling with me. this vid sucks

[fghjk4567]

Your sense of humour sucks, bitch.

[uBeR1337gUy]

I agree with fghjk4567, you're a bitch and your sense of humour sucks worse than you do on your boyfriends nuts.

[thesubtledragon]

douche bag

[floysie21]

IM JUST FUCKING MASSIVE

[Bonecrkr]

OK....I think you wtfpwned about 90% of the seduction community.

Hilarious.

[shaggelinking]

i respect ya too much

[IonShooler]

ALPHA MALE!!! GET THEM SLASH FALCON

[paddlemeplease]

you totally captured the essence of a douche bag... very nice

[colouredschemes]

I love you.

[foxdart]

sweet as Slash. four times out if five, Slash works every time.

[noelairman]

You fucking rule.

[JVZERO92]

Haha!!! Mission Acommplished! Nice One!

[TruthBeyond]

Brilliant. Should be "Can't pick up..." in the description.

[retoddedmovies]

thanks mate

[Kaskader173]

hahaahah lol

[Buddyb309]

OMG todd thats amazing.

[Buddyb309]

OMG todd thats amazing.

[Hrakleus]

"I'm just Fucking MASSIVE!!!" lol

[floysie21]

lol tht was great

[KillingZombies]

you're awesome!

[noobtubefilm]

Hahaha the bloopers. Hilarious. And to every dick who gives this 4 stars you are a pathetic excuse for a male

[mazon21]

haha awesome!

[mazon21]

haha awesome!

[vivalaal]

HAHAH this owns man excellent so good

[rivpupper]

yea babee