Call of Duty: Black Ops - Part 17 - Toby Sucks at Gaming

[TheCameron2731]

what what in the but well atchly a bullet

[TheCameron2731]

stunt man 0:17

[TOBYMAN4238]

If toby was in the army give him a sniper and a ghillie suit and the war would be over

[MrShrum]

5:42

German two-step program to avoiding what Toby is capable of.

Step 1: Stop moving. Step 2: Realise your feet are cold.

[joecahillvlogs]

I JUST POURED SOME PWNED MILK ALL OVER YOUR LACTOSE INTOLERANT FAMILY

[Animefan1ize]

dude, u have epic sniper skills!!!

[Animefan1ize]

2:48 you can have it. happy birthday!

[majs345]

4:54 must be hard having people simultaneously orgasm whenever they hear your voice

[matheos199]

there is a thing as you cant do toby:beat throught the fire and the flames in expert mode

[VPRZR0]

HEY TOBY! GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT! YOU MISSED!

[nikle225]

y would u trade the ppsh?!

[zortarobob9]

"Oh, youra dead!" *gets shot* "And me'a too!"

[ElPsychochillero]

blood and guts and... telephone wires???

[MIHAP0]

damn why doesn't toby know that he can shoot THROUGH objects!

[botsman5]

@MIHAP0 if he could then it would be too easy its best that he doesnt know

[arkarzon]

OMG TOBUSCUS GOT A DOUBLE KILL

8:31

[arkarzon]

TOBY YOU MAKE A HALF DECENT SNIPER

[11EatMe11]

speaking of burning, my computer is about to set on fire

[dharokio]

FOLLOW THE ARRROROOOOWWWSSSS

[Hitmanfan12222]

He sounds like FPSrussia at the beginning o_o

[aperki1]

my birthday :) nov 19th :)

[syngervice67]

you guys are all screwed, cus i'm tobuscus

BEST LINE EVER!

[DFxDesignz]

I literally giggle like a little girl when I hear your russian voice.. not good.

[Gothkid20101]

i has great idea! LETS SHOOT THE NUKE! :D

[Darcoxy7]

you ar emy favourite 24hours i spend on internet

[TheOneWithTheHair1]

I SNEEZED!

[585carternorth]

toby is freakin awesome with a sniper



[hugo17271]

i wish the sniper toby had was in the mutiplayer

[dirtymonkeypoop]

who are you andy samburg

[064678543]

PPsh stands for "Papasha"

[gr3ater1]

my phone rang when toby said you know you did good when the telephone wire shaking like a 60 year old somthing that shakes and is old likes apreaciated

[mrfro789]

woot toby has normal sence

[daman1063]

lol In deep voice "this is my real natural voi-" actual not as deep voice "OOOO Owned" you'll get it next time toby just try harder

[TheRoddyevans]

Toby,it's called "no-scoping"

[TheRoddyevans]

Every time you say "what what" i expect it to be followed by "in the butt"

[MrDozer2112]

keep pressing 8 for 'puberty!'

[MrDozer2112]

wutever u do, dont get the mp40, its a medium sized german machine gun with a hard kick that flies up by first shot. it has a terrible iron sight, so it sucks in every game.

[anthonyle1231]

When in doubt, press every button.

[Destrosgoldfin]

It's a v-3

[davidworld97]

Toby is owning with that sniper

[MsEthanol]

@legokingbaden22

he gets hit 0.1 sec before he shoots, so he missed ;)

[offspringrlegendjd]

i thought Reznov lost his finger in WaW so he couldn't snipe!? These lies are destroying my soul!

[legokingbaden22]

5:48........................WT­F???

[KrazyTraynz]

... A touch of tha- thi- this,...

[24chancer]

u actually sound russian O.o

[snowenorr]

I pulled a muscle in my side laughing when he threw the smoke grenade a foot away and then realized he was screwed. LOL

[TheShmattman]

tobys reznov voice is the same as his ezio voice

[Lm701]

Toby picks up a sniper rifle and goes into epic rape mode....

[aceplay100]

@Lm701 Then finds out about quick-scopeing. We are serwed

[TheAnikan1042]

4 people got killed with mortar strike

[kidsrsocool]

& u cald him stupd. phss, ur the 1 who almst died

[asurantonyman]

Thumbs up if u love toby's russian accent~

[airondb101]

Holy Crap = Religious #2

[luis241661]

At 5:42 he sounds like Eric Foreman.

[rcrssmn]

panzershrek is a german anti-tank weapon, equivelent to the american bazooka

[Wisemanboy1]

Toby should use a sniper rifle more often!

[CHOSENONE625]

3:16 toby is scared D:

[coastercaleb]

Everytime he said what what, i thought he was going to finish withe in the butt

[Casperrockes]

@coastercaleb just like butters did ;)

[Jakocity]

What is that... Can I shoot that?

[OMGMyHairsOnFire]

i want to mail toby a mosin nagant

[jyu650]

NO-SCOPE at 7:43

[SnoSw9]

I cant help but, over the course of the last black ops videos, screaming at my computer screen =] you are soo funny though

[12sdgd12]

a touch of tha- tha- this

[LostDem0n]

wow toby, you really sucked until you picked up the sniper rifle

[CustomizeDucttape]

dont be a freaking hero. your all screwed, im tobuscus. <-- best bart XD

[fivemaroongirl2]

@MingXuanisNoob LOL

[fivemaroongirl2]

Ahh you could've said "speaking of burning, my computer is about to catch fire, audience!"

[MingXuanisNoob]

3:16 - 3:20, close your eyes and listen.

[HALOULTIMA]

0:28 wow that was close

[RogueEngineer13]

During the first few minutes of this video, Toby:

1. Called a mortar strike on top of himself.

2. Called a mortar strike on top of his own men.

3. Never used mortars again.

I don't know if number three is a good thing or a bad thing...

[imaginger123]

Yout have to play online toby it would be epic

[ff0girl]

OH! Blood, and guts and telephone wires...!

[country246]

Blood guts and telephone wires OH MY

[greenhorse26]

blood and guts and telephone wires

[ChrissyReam]

pressing four for options...been playing fallout too much.

[TomorrowNeverComess]

theres no band-aid big enough to cover that hole!

[AceOfCards1000]

For some who say he sucks u r quite good

[lordysaurus]

Assasins creed or black ops

[TALK2THENOOB]

@lordysaurus assassins creed is alot better game black ops suck I have both game and I think assassins creed brotherhood is alot better game.

[emogirl66669]

@TALK2THENOOB AGREED!!!! :D

[bobbleheadman123]

phssshhh

[daewonsongpingpong]

@aqear2 Learn how to spell.

[TALK2THENOOB]

@daewonsongpingpong learn to show respect

[MrBoffom]

at the end, you could have said "speaking of burning, my cpu is going to shoot flames if i dont stop the recording"

[kristiangomez95]

lmaoo i like how he say this is my normal voice and then a few seconds later continus accent

[thehihi123456789]

5:58 limbs flying

[nerfrocks2009]

TOBY DO NOT MAKE FUN OF PEE PEE ESS AYTCH IT OWNS IN COD2 AND SOME PPL THINK THAT COD2 IS BEST COD EVA

[PROPkr1]

8:31 Toby got 2 kills with 1 bullet?! He's getting better

[jebakaulitz]

NO! keep talkeenk az a russian!! i enjoy it so!

[TheMrclownface]

u sound like niko bellic (gta 4)

[TheSqueezedLemon]

2 people are lactose intolerant.

[cAlEbThEcHeEsE]

Oh man your so boned right now your so boned

[Navevan64]

HEY! I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT! and i aprove this OWNAGE

[bloosnake117]

OMG CALATERAL AT 8 31

[m1tchellking]

P....C.....GAMER!!!!!!!

[TheMiniman117]

quickscoped lol

[breonix23]

5:47 The guy was running while shooting, suddenly stop and slowly point his gun downwards! XD

[satananass]

Wie gehen sie heute Steiner=How are you going todeay (apparently he was sitting), How are you= Wie geht es ihnen ;P

[mehmepoke]

"How do you spell Tobuscus?"

"T as in Tobuscus,

O as in 'Oh my gosh it's Tobuscus',

B as in 'Bob look it's Tobuscus',

U as in 'U seen Tobuscus?',

S as in 'Shhhh Tobuscus is sleeping!',

C as in 'Cor blimey it's Tobuscus'.

U as in 'Ukulele is next to Tobuscus'

and S as in 'Someone has found Tobuscus!'."

[mylilbastard12133]

@mehmepoke From family guy nice lmao

[krauserkiller365]

@mehmepoke hahaha.....family guy

[danlolzzers]

@mehmepoke speaking of family guy.......

[Calvinyourface]

You guys are all screwed, I'm Tobuscus.

<3 never mad that insignia before so you know you're special.

[xoSHAWTYxSOxFINEox]

i think its great that ur actually getting better at this lmao

[Calvinyourface]

Thanks for pronouncing nuclear correctly ^_^

[thesilverfighter]

OpticTobuscus.

[TALK2THENOOB]

your gameplay suck

[Mag1b]

6:04 I think i saw "You racist fats!!1"

[tank19768]

the smoke grenade is the alternative grenade (like flash grenades and stuff) there is a separate button to throw them :P...

Mmmm, gravy

[michaell8000]

woah toby your a really good sniper (even thou this regular) and you didn't die once

[BRBMichaelJolly]

Close range sniping: When you absolutely positively must be a massive asshole.

[rawisawsome]

your doing a lot better, you just need to pay more attention to what they are saying so you know where to go

[LHYF]

The series should now be called Toby does not really suck at Gaming

[LHYF]

Toby has improved a lot!!!

[pdobrinov]

Toby, you managed to defeat a vast number of Germans with possibly the worst bolt-action rifle of the Second World War. And for that, I thank you.

[punk0devil]

you don't have human sense or spider sense you have owning sense

[IRewweIR]

Thumbs up for rushing the enemy with a bolt-action sniper rifle!

[thismightbeyou]

Toby should Dolphin dive more!

[TheAccidentprone]

blood and guts and telephone wires...

[AsaCamp]

I call it "noobsauce"not "own sauce"

[OverlordJake]

I love these videos.

[matt942424]

Anyone noticed this guy seems to be best with a sniper rifle?

[thebearjew117]

2 people are nazisXD

[Comedyclan13]

OMFG TOBY DOSNT SUCK HE GOT A COLADRAL AT 8:31 GO TOBY XD

[r4ngeown3r]

"Oh ho! I missed you, that is the one time that will happen *misses again". Toby, your a punk. In a good way.

[RUNDnL]

AAHHH "THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES" hahaha

[Mriceefreeze]

thubs up if u agree that toby should make a russian accent tutorial

[gerko93]

Ohh, I just poured some OWN MILKKK... all over your freakin' lactose-intolerant...family."

thumbs up if you like this to

[SoulKetushai]

"Owned. OWNED. Ohh, I just poured some OWN MILKKK... all over your freakin' lactose-intolerant...family."

[extervationalist]

Hes actaully good at sniping

[oibywoib]

7:16 he got shot in the balls haha

[thedakable]

omg tanscribe this its beast

[mannes09]

Lol at 2:00 if you turn transcribe sound, caption or whatever it says (i fail lol) "mail me god"

[huswsimonbla]

lol the smoke grenades call your artillery to that point so dont throw them in your own lines but at the mg 42 but cool video like always!

[StaxX73]

I swear.. he is fusing his Russian and gay accent together more and more every time... :D

[loundalice11]

isnt it, "speaking of burning, my computer is about to set on fire"

[Comfydeadass]

This level is composed of weapons and other stuff from world at war. (mp40, ppsh, the snipers, the compass)

[predluver190]

Toby you are amazing at pwning nazis with the nagant!!!

[watcher123711]

every time he says what what i think in the butt

[elzilchoco]

"own milk all over your lactose intollerent family" lol very funny

[abarreloflols]

Toby, I would hardly say that you suck at gaming

[KiTTGTR]

THIS... IS... TOBUSCUS :D

[anthoybedollacruz14]

i think you sing like johny depp

[Shinosensei1]

Do a dual-commentary with FPS Russia in your Russian accent :D

[zeen10]

"Speaking of buring my computer is on fire, so I need to stop recording"

Is what you should have said toby.

[theguywhohatesnoobs]

He's better than me at sniping

[theguywhohatesnoobs]

couldn't stop laughing at 4:55!

[NavyBlueBarron]

OWNAGE IN A CAN!!!

[XXDYN3STYXX]

toby it would be great if you did minecraft gameplay commentary

[irokumataPT13]

@XXDYN3STYXX not, there are already too many minecraft lets play

[XXDYN3STYXX]

@irokumataPT13 yeah but his commentary would be like 10x better

[GalacticEarthling]

Toby is actually quite good at sniping

[megsluvsya]

booya grandma...lol

[fire456ruby]

quick scoping like a champ

[mudrex123]

hard scopes :P

[TheInfinitystar1]

NO OWN MILK ONLY OWN SACE

[CrazyEights1231]

I just poured own mild all over your lactose intolerant family!!! LolZ.

[MickxxUndead]

at 2:55 i was like "THIS IS NOT TIME TO ORDER THE CHICKEN SUNNY TATER BREAKFAST MEAL" :P

[HopelessProd]

"I just poured own milk all over your lactose intolerant family!" LMFAO

[doobers6]

Haha Toby you would so not be able to do this on Veteran.

[TheInfinitystar1]

@doobers6 dats wat i PWNED on

[arielleferre]

Toby Turner is my favorite ^.^

[iamtheplebb]

owned milk all over your lactose intolerant family - lol

[bannacowmancrash]

hay...............no scope

[AnnabethChase17]

You have no idea what I'm capable of. This. And then also this... dangit! That! And some of that if that's cool. Maybe a little bit of that. A touch of thi-tha-this! lol XD

[CodeGirl101]

I love how you say that your niece watches these so you have to be careful about the sexual innuendos and bad language. But the shooting people in the head and blood spurting everywhere, no problem! LOL!!! By the way, love your game commentaries. I watch them all.

[punkkrockkk]

@TeenageRollers25 because in black ops you kinda go through time to different wars, and right now he's in WWII

[TeenageRollers25]

Hmm., why are all these weapons from cod world at war i keep seeing MP40's on the ground, yuh had the PPSH nd yuh switche it for a Panzershrek nd i believe tht bolt action rifle uur using is also from world at war., i didnt kno they were in black ops too.

[Flurration]

@TeenageRollers25 this part of the game is a flash back of Reznov of when he was in WWII i think

[XXDYN3STYXX]

@TeenageRollers25 lol its a flash back of world war 2 thats why...and petranko is the guy you play as in waw

[LilGreenTadpole]

"OH! I JUST POURED SOME OWN MILK ALL OVER YOUR FREAKIN LACTOSE INTOLERANT FAMILY"

xD