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  • You are cute

  • lets thrown him in the jungle and see if he can write a book about tigers

  • he studies the clitoris..

  • this guy goes to my school. and i have talked to the girls in his grade and they say hes is stuck up and repulsive. he also is very rude and not as charming as he loooks. just saying DONT fall for him!

  • this kid has game at 9? wtf!!!!! he will go a long way with the girls i wish i had this game at 9 years old

  • do these 9 or 10 yr old boys need girls to like them and why would the principal think it was so great HE'S FREAKIN 9 YR OLD and do you supporters of this realize that he's telling these little kids to change who they are so girls will like you THEY DO... NOT .... NEED TO BE DATING

  • I know this kid he was in my class in third grade and I was one of the first people to read this book

  • lol this looks like some fake onion news report... this little kid is gonna be a pimp.. although he seems a little on the "gay" side actually...

  • @proent ...kinda hard to say he's on the "gay" side..I mean he's young haha thats a lil harsh.

  • @watchthatvid112 Oh yeah. .yeah it was harsh..Sorry I forgot I even wrote that. just watched it again noticed he says girls tend to go for the smarted kid in the class and not the class clown but I find the case to be quite the opposite....

  • @proent hahaha so true, maybe in elementary school that's the case, but now girls tend to go for the assholes or "class clowns" Kinda funny.

  • That is SUCH GOOD advice...he Boiled it down sooo perfectly...WOW

  • hes gay

  • Hey he probably gets more pussy than I do.

  • @MistahFen I've never got pussy. and I'm 19

  • @santran LOL

  • Observed= Stalked

  • who me?!

  • me???

  • Bitch

  • I know him ppl! he's a nerd not a ladies man! and were 12 now...

  • cute but to young to know about relationships i mean im only 11 and i have only just started to find out about it for gods sake well done for trying though.

  • He says umm a lot

  • Big girls don't like smart guys, they like meat heads. That's a subject for another book.

  • HE'S GOTTA GET SOOOOO MUCH PUSSY!

  • i also think its a bad idea because he doesnt have enough expireience actually talking to girls and hanging out with them and going on dates with them which makes it harder for him to actually give advice

  • cute kid good tips but i think hes gonna hav a different point of view on girls when he gets older which is why i dont think it was a great idea to write the book and because he is very young and puts more of a childish twist on things which is very understandable considering his age but i dont think it can help all guys out. Im not trying to put him down and im not and i think its great that hes writing at such a very young age but i dont think the tips will help most men out i like him though

  • This is a fucking joke.

  • Getting nerds laid everywhere

  • he sounds gay

  • he should be playing with blocks, not write a f#cking BOOK!

  • Holy crap, this kid actually helped me realize I just have too move on...

  • He is a very sweet boy, i really like his tips, it i was younger i'd date him, im 15.

    what he says is actually accurate :)

    why is everyone hating on him, he is 9 you jerks, i bet none of you wrote a book before and made money of it like this man did :D

  • This is stupid. Wth does he know about talking to girls. He's 9.

    When I was 9. I used to get my girlfriends by throwing things at them. I use that same concept today, and get more pussy this will see than at a petsmart.

  • He's over mature, 9 year olds aren't suppose to learn about this. I wonder what kind of teacher he had...

  • i think hes gay...how ironic..

  • Some middle-aged men hanging around Akihabara could learn something from this.

  • What a hoss.

  • You know from my experiance you mustn't always be nice to girls couse they gonna get in your head and get mad for not doing what they want for everty single thing so I don't know how can someone get an advice from a boy who is 9 and hasn't even had a real relationship

  • You know from my experiance you mustn't always be nice to girls couse they gonna in your head and get mad for not doing what they want so I don't know how can someone get an advice from a boy who is 9 and hasn't even had a real relationship

  • hes a creep, hes 9, and he may well be a closet homosexual!

  • @Dedricus102 Yes, he's closeted at 9 years old when he doesn't have the ability to have a boner yet. Dude, be serious

  • @cutapacka4 u never had a crush on a chick before the ability to have a boner? its not always about banging the person in my opinion crushes happen when you dont just want the girl for sex

  • @jmar393 I didn't say you couldn't have a crush on someone, I was responding to the previous poster's insinuation that Alec is gay at 9 years old. Testosterone is the inducer for male sex drive which comes in excess during puberty, therefore, a person's sexual orientation can't be determined until said sex drive is enacted. Prior to that, boy and girls "like" each other because social norms say so, they're mimicking their parents and whatever else they've seen on TV.

  • lol wow this kid is funny...............get all tha pussy u can dude..

  • Haters are taking this so seriously... they obviously know how to take girls. He's a kid, it's not like his book is the only way to get girls...

  • Class clowns get all the pussy, the eggheads may have discipline but they are no match for our blazing wit

  • many dates??? thats cheating!!

  • Hey im the class clown, Jerk!

  • Adorable and amazing!

  • 2:09

    Motherfucker, they're 9 year old girls. You haven't even tapped pussy yet. You'll forget about it and be playing COD4 byt the time you're home.

  • Well I'm 32, so I will definitely be picking this up..

    i just hope the cops don't catch me...

  • he is so cute! and ridiculous but it's funny!

  • tips frm a 9-year old boy to date 9-year old girls to 11 maybe...

    the rules change in teenage playground little ladies man...

    guess u will discover abt the real game later on by urself or else, best of luck for the future :)

  • its his age to learn maths n science not to flirt around with girls.media is destorying kids than later they put same kids in jail for underage sex..at first place y u r making this small boy so proud of this things.

  • he doesnt no the frst thing about girls we HATE smart ass boy- ha ha ha

    and class clown YES

  • i am going 2 kick his ass

  • i think this little kid is gay haha. but he is still mature for his age.

  • hes to old to date

  • he's so cute and smart haha so observant!

  • omg this is so cute! 

  • this is hilarious! it's awesome, what a charming kid! hahahah.

  • Suck it Neil Strauss!

  • idk mayb the kid is blunt he isnt shyy least he isnt no justin gaybier lol

  • he couldn't even talk to her!

  • god damm his voice pisses me off lol then again hes 9

  • eh, i got a girl without reading your book and i alredy hav 3 dates.and im still in elementary! and idont think yuv ever kissed a girl.hav u?

  • have ypu ever felt boobs of a pussy kid... i ddnt think so.. i have without reading ur book

  • He can't just write how to talk to girls u need a book called how to spit game cause girls don't like pussy dude and if u need to read a book on how to spit game then u just need to forget it and do wat comes natural

  • he was in my class.

  • this litlle boy is a fucking player

  • OMG lil perverted kid

  • you mean to tell me that this 2 year old child can get more women in a week than i can in a year!!! wtf!?!?!?!?!?!

  • i lol'd

  • He prob dusnt even no what a Pussy is. Lol

  • Playmeforit is right. And that kid sounds like a girl. And if he can't hold onto a girl

    For one recess he sucks

    At life

  • 1:59 lol she was rushing him

  • OWNED older boys...

  • WTF!

  • "playmeforit" stfu. i bet you are a vrigin, FOR LIFE!

  • nah bro havent been a virgin since i was 13

  • and your proud of that?

  • y wuldnt i be?

  • you were 13? how old was the gurl if you dont mind me asking?

  • she was 15

  • ......... eh  -_-

  • u cant have a go at thisboy, hes nine years old with a great achievment and will be very popualr with the ladies when hes older!

  • i was watching this in school and it was pretty funny i thought it was cute!!!!!

  • this is freakin hilarious. although its completely ridiculous, i gotta say that he seriously pays more attention to girls than most older guys

  • so he gets lots of girlfriends at his age

  • uhm, you rage, uhm you lose!.. uuhm, i lost.. >:0

  • putting down a 9 year old kid is so pathetic

  • @28bernadettem Taking relation ship from some kid who hasn't even had a girlfriend is more pathetic

  • CLASS CLOWNS RULES FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this kid is gonna burn his whole book once he hits puberty

  • lol you are so right

  • impressive work for an 8 year old! many guys don't care to make such observations - even those who are much older. just wait - one day, he'll become a best selling author with girls swarming all around him. :)

  • come on, it's cute and funny

  • He's so adorable! And Hilarious!

  • dating FAQ by an 8 year old ? lol.

  • LOL, so he sat around the play-ground and watched girls and boys interact w/ each other. Say what u want but thats kinda weird, and not just for an 8 year-old!

  • when you're writing a book about interactions between girls and boys it's not weird at all.

  • he was doing that before he'd even heard of the assignment to write that book. So he was basically doing that as his hobby/past-time. Whatever though i don;t care. Whatever makes him happy.

  • this is rather "how to talk LIKE A girl" -.-

  • ha recess funny what if your in high school you have NO recess

  • i like a bad boy

  • if you pause at 2:23 it looks like he has a bunch of zits on his face =)

  • gay f'sho

  • fuck talking to girl. this kid need to write a book on how to get girls in bed. who really bought this fuckin book u gotta b a fuckin square.

  • lololol ur right

  • Hahahaha xD.

  • everything he says are obvious things u should already know and seriously if you dont comb your hair your just dirt man

  • i`m 19 and this guy puts me to shame

  • i feel the same way. 16, never had a girlfriend, never been kissed, never been on a date, been rejected 13 times. And yet, i am still trying.

  • hey i didnt say i have never had a couple. done most of those things except rejection haha

    its not all its cracked up to be, can be annoying

  • Alright, touche, you got me there. Think I got a case for MTV's Made?

  • are you serious? lol

    give it a shot who knows & why not, if your serious that is

  • Compare him to neil strauss and ross jeffries mystery and all the other world pick up artists this kids just minor but he good for his age .? =]-

  • I expected a little stuck up prick, but I reckon he's allright. After all, he's raising 100,000 thousand for charity, thats alot morethan i've ever done.

  • I bet he did her in the commercial break.

  • lmaooo omg hes so cutee!!

  • Wow that is incredible

  • He's definately got the basics down! Probably not the best dating book Ive ever heard of, but I read from a guy who has been studying women for 30 years. This kid is 9! Definately a prodigy and impressive beyond all measure for his age.

  • wow hes a genius

  • or ur just a fag and no one likes u

  • thought this was the onion at first

  • haha yah

  • My own son asked about me how to talk to girls "and cuddle up with them" -----when he was three. I told him that you just talk to them the same as if they are people like you, which they are. Relax and ask them what they like, tell them what you like. (And ALWAYS carry condoms!)

  • i think he is hot and really good looking dose anyone agree

  • I want to read his book!

  • Does he even have a girlfriend? No offense at nine he shoudnt even be thinking about dating. Parents better watch him when he's older other wise he's gonna be writin a new best seller 'How to talk to KIDS!!!' Seriously not good.

  • hes gonna be such a man-whore when he grows up.

  • this kiddo is gonna be a ladies man when he grows up lol getting girls for me is so easy lol ; ] ladies hit me up lol

  • Haha love this kid. But I don't agree with the smart/class clown thing. I'm a girl, I prefer class clowns over smart people (I wanna be smarter than the guy :D)

  • kid i envy u

  • "stand up to cancer" gets money by that she means his parents taking it all from his pimpish lifestyle haha

  • This kid is going to Harvard.

  • i dont think he is an expert ... im only 16 but i know alot of this stuff , alot of my friends talk to me about stuff to do wiht dating .... he is a really intelligant and smart Kid With alot he will be able to do to help people in the worlds populations biggest worry .... love .

  • he sounds weird

  • ya umm and like umm ya umm.

  • this kids a really good for his age.

    but the questions is can u get a girl???

  • This kid is really smart. He's knows the difference between girls talking to him(like about his book and TV interviews) and girls ACTUALLY liking him. The comment I have a problem with is "life is hard, move on".  Needless to say, that's easier said than done. Although I have the feeling he could actually practice what he preaches. His understanding looks like it's that good.

  • frick i should have been like this when i was 9

  • HES 9 YEARS OLD

    hes too young to be an expert on DATING

    wait till hes in highschool AT LEAST

    yes, hes CUTE but should get so much attention

    LACK OF EXPIRENCE

  • Frankly, he knows what he is talking about, for his age !!!! I mean he could help most of y'all there though lool

  • he's gonna be gay

  • Why is everybody so mad? Frankly I think this guy knows more than many guys

    Some say that he doesn't know about sex and stuff and because of that he doesn't know what he's saying.

    That's your problem. Sex is all you see in girls. He talks about other things.

    I agree with what he says, he's just a bit young so it's normal if he still can't express his opinion as well as others

  • Exactly right sex snt everything .

    Esspicially not all i want form a girl or want form a girl most .

    i want a best frined in a different gender .

    Someone close.

    Thats what i tihnk he is on about .

    :)

  • and they um like and um um my mom and um like they um and um um they um--And the rest is history"stfu kid!"

  • This Is Efing FUNNY

  • uh oh... at such a young age he knows a little to much about boys

  • the kid sounds like he would be writing about boys not girls haha

  • hes 9 i dont think he knows what that means

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • see that's the problem

    to many boys that's all a girl is to them

  • haha, why are people on YouTube so angry? That's pretty cool. The kid's 9.

  • Thats pretty cool

  • my grandma gave my brother this book and he gets so many girls and does the exact opposite of wat the book says 2 do

  • half of what he says is ummm and like

  • he's nine years old...

    chill out

  • so cute

  • Fag? Homo? Im sick of you losers...you are just probably jealous cause he is only 9 and he is achieved much more in his life than you do...i feel sorry for you.

  • So now we have nine year old pipsqueaks giving advice on how to get girls. What's next..how to have sex before you're 11??

    This insanity has to stop, our youngsters already more than their age and companies like Borders are brazenly exploiting these children for theri shameless goals.

    Let them be kids!!!

  • thank you!

  • Oh give me a break! He's being a kid! It's people like you who won't allow them to be kids because you have such prudish ideas of what it means to be a kid!

  • That boy is amazing!

  • What is with saying this little boy is gay..I was with a group of women watching when this sweet boy was on Ellen and one of the women (who is a certifiable ass I might add pipes up "I bet he's gay") why? because he is "sweet" and speaks nicely...there are big tough football players out there that are gay...we are all different, thank God! Be nice...