That is one big pile of shit.

[dmohr7]

twilight in 7 words

[Tonin41992]

I watch this everytime I hear a Justin Bieber song...

[dmohr7]

journey to the mysterious island in a nutshel

[TwoCows23]

Ladies and gentlemen, every politician ever.

[debunker1905]

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HH

[MrCticky1]

... also what he said when he saw youtube's new layout and rebecca black

[alrdhaa]

thumbs up if u were just so bored that u searched "big pile of shit".

[indiar235689]

yuck who would go up to a pile of doodoo and dont say nothing

[Balnazzardi]

WoW: Mists of Pandaria

[wolverinefangowings]

Best description of the BCS ever...

[koopawulf92]

its funny how flys can be herd buzzing around the big pile o shit and jeff goldblum is there to! remember he was brundlefly? funny you`d think seth would have issues with flys by now...

[fallingoftheskies562]

Holy shit :D

[CriticalKidChannel]

Sums up Jurassic Park 3 perfectly

[RATPT0I]

He's reviewing MW3.

[JCommentsB]

wat a line

wat a legend

[AeonXero]

Only Jeff Goldblum can swag up to a pile shit like that.

[mojoflowboy]

Must og saw MW3

[MrImastinker]

G.O.P. debates of the past two months.

[alanimoikan]

HAHAAHAHAHHAHA

[ConnDevi88]

That's how I would describe the Jurassic Park sequels

[HarrisonLaine12]

Matthew Broderick's response: That's a lot of fish.

[goforthanddie7]

Haha this is one of my favorite movie quotes ever

[mrdannyc1]

he was looking into his crystal ball and telling us about Jurassic Park 2

[SGoldSSilver]

My thoughts about MW3 and BF3.

[buckslagoon]

this huge fat ass at my work took a dump that clogged the toilet here the other day and it looked just like this

[malizlewa]

"I guess you could say..."

*takes off glasses*

"...that is one big pile of shit"

YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA­HHH!

[parkourtraceuses]

ha ha one of the funniest lines in the movie i love the way he walks it is so fucking awesome the way he does it is a too cool for you swagger

life finds a way ian malcolm

[Kingdom007Hearts]

He foresaw bad youtube videos in the future.

[SC0R3B00T]

That pile is Justin Bieber + Twilight

[bigbill810]

This was the "Winning" of the olden days!

[TheShadowedOne1]

Man, I wish I saw this in theaters. It's my favorite film of all time.

[calebebe101]

I've watched this video like 5 times now.

[MrHEC381991]

..THATS going to be the reaction to Jurrasic Park 4 -_-

[MistaX8]

@MrHEC381991

That was already my reaction to Jurrasic Park 3.

[calm1like]

I have never seen some one walk up to a pile of shit with so much swag

[Billinois78]

@calm1like I know. It was as if he was about to say "Heyyy. Come here often?".

[MSFClan]

I've been saying this to people "You know what video reminds me of you?" Then I link them to this. :)

[GodzillaX8]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[MrSuperMarijuana]

Finally i found the last thing to put in my hamburger, thank god!

[Yonkage]

I've always wondered what it's like to take a shit that's 1/4 your body size. That triceratops must be in some serious pain...

[gaaraanime5]

Jeff Goldblum wins. Nuff said XD

[xIegionx]

I always wondered how. It's larger than the Triceratops

[wilsonf1]

I was a kid when I heard that and my Granddad shouted out "What SHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[420jdb]

If you're able to find a scene like this, you'd think you could find the scene where he explains raptors and how they hunt to the kid before they go to the island

[1991MRjesse]

@420jdb i love watching that kid getting owned. haha

[LordPayne]

Why am I reminded of the immortal Godzilla line... "that's a lot of fish"?

[AliceInWonderland85]

I wish they wouldnt censor this part when it plays on TV, it just ruins it! Best part! :D

[Snickerclaw]

EuTech waz here

[puregenius711]

I took bigger shits than that eating taco bell and drinking tobasco.

[JameelaTiffanieMejia]

fuck he's hot.

[Krayorik2point0]

I wonder how the triceratops got the shit pile that high. It didn't SEEM like a very big individual.

[Shiek927]

LIKE A BOSS!!!

[TheSenkie]

Awesome scene, laughed my ass off the first time i saw this!!!

[jedihunter176]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAHHHH

[petrsonpicus]

probably the most valuable 9 seconds of all cinematography of the world

[animesnapefan]

This is great :D

[EclipseHedgehog]

but...its dirt.

[vandaque]

Is one this like..."Jurassic Crap !!" 

[RyMaNF0v]

Shit happens, am I right people!

[gaoutlaw]

Ian Malcolm is forever.

[AeonXero]

12 people ARE the pile of shit.

[Thebearboarder]

thank you captain obvious!

[slimshady0297]

@Thebearboarder Beat me to it, LOL!

[thortun15]

Theres no WAY this only has 62 thousand views!

[Shanethefilmmaker]

it would have been funnier if the shit was covered over by a jurrassic park 3 poster or the star wars prequel trilogy.

[BaronvonRichthofen]

That looks like *puts on sunglasses* a shitty situation

[williamraymusic]

@BaronvonRichthofen YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[princesssookeh]

@BaronvonRichthofen YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEH!

[Eggheadcobra]

That is one big pile of shit. A SHIT LOAD OF FUCK!

[xannarso01]

@Eggheadcobra YOUR SO RIGHT DUDE

[japanigro]

wait this isnt mw2. It has nowt to do with mw2 accept there both big piles of shit, lol

[jhohcable]

This is a great response video to many internet people. :3

[chrisliam2]

everyone in the cinema laughed at this for the 1st tim it was great fun those were the days

[poopoo111222333]

That is one big pile of obama

[jedihunter176]

INACCURACY ALERT

Reptile crap doesn't look like that :D

[mrice102888]

@jedihunter176 fuck you its a movie 

[jedihunter176]

@mrice102888 :D

[symbiote35]

Unlike Grant or Sattler, Malcolm here, only takes off his sunglasses when he sees a pile of shit.

Dinosaurs don't stun him.

[LibraHorse1]

that's what i said when i went to see the last airber.

[CrustyDwart]

How can I give this 6 stars?

[mskiara18]

He's so sexy ^__^

[KroBars]

you can see hes looking past the mound into the camera and is talking about the state of "youtube".

[ronvins]

No one else could make that line so epic

[VictoriatheNomad]

thumbs up for the greatest movie line ever!!

[vidaa82]

man jeff goldblum has one cool walk. ive always noticed that. hes a cool guy.

[J4Mitchell]

In my opinion, best line from the movie (Y)

[rgur90x]

i NEVER understood how a triceratops can excrete a pile of feces which is at least as tall and big as itself. can anybody explain this to me? :P

[luckysod04]

one of my favorite movie lines from the '90s

[mooveetraylaguy]

This deserves to be a Sparta Remix.

[TheTravisChannel]

Greatest.....Line.....Ever

[TheTrueChuster]

Girl: What in the world is that?

Goldbulm: This, honey... (put glasses) is a one big pile of brontosaurus shit

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!­!

[medtonic]

Classic

[DaUziel]

Looks like this dinosaur *Puts glasses back on* Couldn't get his shit together.

[chcskater610]

@DaUziel

CSI MIAMI?!?!

[76BLADERUNNER]

hahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaahaha­hahahah roflmfao epic scene.

[SnakeVash]

Yes. Yes it IS one big pile of shit.

[BillyG800]

what a champ.

[burtonrules123]

ian malcolm is the man!

[CardClashersHub]

lol

[87lasta]

That line was GOLD. hahahahhahahahahahhaha

[handonrip]

here we see muhamed when he was just a lad.......notice his garments are as white as brown shoe polish.......

[zodiac909]

LOL i remember the first time i saw this i couldn't stop laughing

[Takeshi357]

He should be putting the sunglasses *on* to do the Caruso cut.

You could just play it in reverse but leave the dialogue so he appears to be putting them on after he says that, then do the Caruso cut.

[DorianMichaelsIII]

@Takeshi357 Not necessarily-- Caruso does (rarely though, given) take the shades OFF before he finishes whatever zinger he's started off. In any case, Goldblum seems to be one of the extreme few actors who can deadpan well enough to pull this sort of thing off as well as Caruso himself; plus, ol' Jeff seems to have the Glasses Pull down pat as well.

[RySenkari]

It looks like this... *takes off sunglasses* Is going to be one shitty day.

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[TheT4xid3rmist]

There's a DVD for Jurassic Park: The Lost World on his side of the pile.

[jeremycarrier]

I think theres a dozen copies of Jurassic Park 3 on his side, too.

[CincinnatusSPQR]

Theres a poster for Battlefield Earth on his side of the pile..

[zillamaster201]

That is a big pile of dino shit...it's taller than he is!

[Mrster]

You could add "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH" or you could add the T-Rex roar.

[Insegredious]

You forgot the

"YYEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH"

[MasterBrief]

Jeff Goldblum is the fucking man lol

[PapagenoJuan]

I remember watching this when it came out.

I was only 9, but my folks took me,

when he said that, the whooooooole theater just laughed!!!!

I remember!! xD

[PapagenoJuan]

Yo, I'll watch that shit in HD!!!!!!

:D

[ZabuzaSOULESS]

now with sented smell!

[howlbigbadwolf]

BEst...LINE......EVER!

[honeymanoy]

hahaha..

[GeneralShadow187]

no?

[Sergeydgr8]

jurassic park ftw :D

and at&t is definitely at the bottom of it.

[terryzx]

AT$T is right at The BOTTOM OF IT

[nahedh]

Get the iPhone out of there. >:O

[rabbitkillrun]

$ doesn't work in this situation... <_<

[TiinanoNinja]

And now I'm sitting here, talking to myself.

[lab32]

i just thought of this moment while i was watching a shitty Spielberg film with my rents downstairs, my favourite scene from JP for real :D

[TheHornyMortician]

Which one?  Indy 4?

[lab32]

no, AI

[Defender78]

awsome how he swaggers up to it and removes his sunglasses - truly epic and non-fail

[wesker100000000]

Jp2: Then there's running and more screaming, and screaming and running oh oh no more running and er screaming.

[evilwarlord4]

Behold. The learned observations of Dr. Ian Malcolm.

[fox9ninja]

i remember when i saw this when i was 8 and i didnt know what shit meant -_-

[ridoan1]

I LOVE JEFF GOLDBLUM !

And if u think jurassic park 1 is the best f all 3 u say : EEOO

[jackiehallam62]

Jeff Goldblum took off a few lbs. 4 the role.

[kalihime]

God tier

[monkeydude3]

One of the funniest parts of the movie. Still makes me laugh when I see it! I don't think anyone else could have pulled off the line better.

[DinoteenX1]

They should have a pile of Copies of Jurassic Park 3 instead of a huge peice of a crap.

[IaIaPazuzu777]

you mean JP2 ;)

[DinoteenX1]

WROOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!!!!

[IaIaPazuzu777]

maybe it was just me who thought a Dinosaur in San Diego was completely retarded and that JP3 went back to the roots of JP1...?

[Soma874]

That looks like Jabba the hutt lol

[soadfreek44]

LOL!

[Carnage1235]

You can just tell by the way Goldblum does his serious stroll towards the pile of shit that, "Whoa, Goldblum is......amazed" And this is why we will wait for the second coming of Goldblum once he dies.

[hardrocker04]

what if someone had to take a shit that big. i would say. whoa.. what would you say?

[greatscottbttfride]

haa

[U3X6785]

No one else can swagger up to a pile shit better.....

[indianajonespwns]

Now that is one big pile of shyt

[KerreyTheBitterSugar]

legend

[JisatsuKing14]

Aahahhahaha nice =D

[prostatepower]

i lol at this everytime

[merlin240876]

woh, wot a walk!

[ImaScrubbie]

lolololololollolololol

I've watched this whole movie in slow motion. This scene looks great like that.

There is nothing wrong with me.

[katbrookes]

"fuck jeff goldbloom man" -james franco

[Shiek927]

Roflmao, that movie was hilarious.

[wwereaper]

lmao i was just thinking that when i read the discription

[PapagenoJuan]

Hellz yea :D!!!

[faceofjesusinmysoup]

I can use this now for things I don't like!

[MaskedCreator]

Ew!!!

Hahaha, it's been too long seen I've seen this movie.

[bananalord12]

They should have a pile of ET atari Copies instead of a piece of crap :P

[OboxerU]

What's the difference?

[barrab]

Damn Straight

[sarahewright9]

jeff, you are one shmexy guy, even in the presence of that tremendous pile of caca.

[adarkenedmind]

LMAO!! I loved that part of the movie!

[turnbacktime]

lol at the way he walks up to it, like he was gonna ask it out on a date.

[sparkles13]

Oh! From Jurassic Park...for a second there I thought he was walking up on George W. giving a speech to the good people of Iraq.

[StuffedMannequin]

Thumbs up.

[jazzybee1]

well, i have to differ, what he walked upon was better looking that dubya..it had more charisma and boldness.

[belialonmyback]

The clue that tipped me off was there were no projectile shoes present.

[Dw4ttz]

for sure thumbs up.

[IRONHIDE434]

@sparkles13

no shoes though

[dieselheart001]

@sparkles13 Nah... he was looking at the P.O.S. Ford Exploder they were riding around in... :D

[SMN1829]

mmmmm

[abrown212]

True true.

[whatdoasittake]

looks like something i could do;)

[ServeTheBeaver]

truer words were never spoken

[huntermccartyney]

Certainly is.