DOOR BUSTING DEALS!

[Omazing9]

Bless you!

[RayWJRocks89]

Hearing "Droid" reminds me of my bros fone

[biancasita]

When you burped, you cannot imagine how hard I laughed. xD

[GummiGummi123]

I just realized I've been watching your channel for over a year. :)

[SimipourPeace]

0:11 and 2:15- Bless you.

[kayleighhxoxo]

your sneezes are cute :D

[Numse88]

Omg I have been looking for this vid for 3 days :D " maybe you left it in another vag" So silly but sooooo funny!!

[orbane2003]

Omg......you are such a man. Haha. And bless you're sweet pure angelic soul. :)

[JadeForMercury]

i thought you were going to sneeze during your "golden silence"

[tinabuu369]

* ACHOO! * " whyy!!"  lmao

[Vanessaraquelle]

that was weird, i sneezed at the same time you sneezed at the end, not even on purpose.

[MuzicLova26]

i favourited just so i can rewatch the vag part over and over lmfaoo

[Mirirune]

It makes me sad when you sneeze

:(

Why is this?

[Ruse116]

That was a fail green screen moment

[xXwannabeguitaristXx]

You shaved :O

[tiannUH]

I like Bubba's magic faerie dust hair.

[theannahilator]

lol a vag is somewhere to put it so you dont lose it silly. it couldnt possibly be in one

[bktrinigurl]

Bubba Joe has sparkly hair!!!! Who's his stylist I need a new do!

[Beatlesfan815]

ur hot!!

[lemoncherrii]

i always laugh at the vag thing at the end

[oxCelestialOmenxo]

hilarious :) but i noticed something strange at about 2:30, the black thing to the right of the betty boop poster a white orb like thing travelled from top to bottom of the black thing..

[fruitsbasketfanr11]

it was probably just dust .-.

[nighthawknina86]

dude!  i saw it too!

[LizKS48]

As usual you continue to crack me up!  Never die Nicky! ;D

[cutewitch772]

I agree with the previous comment... SO MUCH.

[xhakunaXmatatax]

never laughed so hard at one of your videos...

dont know if thats a compliment, or an insult.

you be the judge.

[MLiPreti]

Happy Justine-ectomy/Birthday!

[lupeduh1]

aww u look cute(er] wen ur sik

[sweetandsimpl3]

i thought the goat was a deer ? ..

[DelicousCandyy]

You look just like Jesus <3

[LightGreenMarker]

the awkward goat makes me nervous

[MrPJXN]

You're someone's Sim and they're playing you

[LisaJMoore]

Something is busting......not sure it is is the door, but I will check....

[narutofan9tf]

wow! you have nice eyes

[madamecarnival]

pretty damn funny :)

[xkristaxdarlin]

hahahahaha that was funny :-P

[SinfulDesirex3]

Lol :]

love your vids.

[by22hermafrodites]

so who was it? who's vage did she put her ... lol

[Andapandar]

it is like bubba joe is slowly fading in from another dimension. this fact alone should horrify the masses. on the up side, that empty bottle of "ALKEYHAL" does show some promise.

[lavenderteddybear]

i love the glitters at the beginning...how bout making it pink ( just suggesting!..**wink )

[NataliaVoro]

did u use a green screen?

[Lovmissjb93]

wait so i dont get it... are you related to the girl you texted in this video.. like wtf? im confused

[lemoncherrii]

VAG LMAO :)

[MissPussyKat9]

im gona be a loser and say, ur hot!!! sorry, just had to say it :)

[sonygipo]

Cap and gown, cap and gown, cap and gown, dingo! Oh, crap! The dingo! No, no, no! Jocelyn!!!!

[pianoboy1952]

you look like my step brother thats in jail now...

[spokenfoto]

VAG!! LOLzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

[7RonaldoRooney10]

Mad Video, and mad beard:)

[spano32]

LMAO...

LOL...

WTF...

[shannalea24]

LMMFAO

[thursdaytawny]

LOLZ OTHER VAG.

[mimibear331]

i think your like a celebrity already.

[Gwreck562]

Gay

[FoxyAsIs]

You r so odd.

But its ok cuz of the Betty Boop poster

[MissGold1987]

she left he flip cam in my vag.

[yeilyn32]

cookies are

awesome

hahahaha..

WALMART

lolz idk

but your funny

^_^

[1122me0x]

guess what bitches were not closing... ohhh goddd sooo funny

[Farrah350]

that is genius.....A FUCKING BABY!!!!!

ur good at that gay shit too...(u cant just steal my shit like that) fucking genius! love ♥ u master mind bitch!

[fluffypandaguy]

OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR INTRODUCING ME TO jpmetz, I didn't think someone funnier then Shane Dawson was on youtube, ROFL!!!

[Shabobala]

i like the james dean on your wall! james dean...<3

[IrOnKeN333]

why is bubba joe invisble?

[JessMtz3]

Hey i found your friends flip. It was up my vag!!! :0

Haha Just Kidding....

[juiceboxes4life]

alright, your sexy hair+pencil mustache+beard= jizz in my pants....wait...can girls jizz?

[FedoraGamer]

Worst text message mistake ever that I made was

"Hey you left your panties in my bathroom." That was supposed to go to my girlfriend... it went to her mom.

[toxicklownette]

AAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH XD did your girlfriend think you shagged mom?

[FedoraGamer]

I am glad she has a sense of humor.... or I would be boning my hand for the next couple weeks.

[juiceboxes4life]

your room looks like an asian love shack....fucking amazing

[ThatsHellaTooMuch]

I'm in love with you :D

[firexbolt77]

i got a 46 inch sony bravia for 799

[amateurgecko]

they say that every awkward silence, a gay baby is born.

[cheter567]

lmfao

[RappingIsThePriority]

Check out my freestyle. Subscribe or leave a comment please.!!

[Niachidarkfire]

crab? I thought it was duck.

[VideoGamePlayer12]

2:53 LMAOLMAOLMAO XD hahahahaha

[TheBlairSmithProject]

it's not the awkward crab it's the awkward turtle

the awkward fucking turtle!!!!!! goddamnit!!!!!

[slightlyinsane25]

Imma go explode now. KTHXBY.

WHAT THE FU-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OMMM!!!

[welcometowalfart]

im in love with you.

[princejayI1993]

come on down and save money to compensate for the sleep you lose for coming out to our stores at midnight or 2 or 3 or even 5 in the morning

[katara2kada]

i like the song at the end. ive watched all your vids just to wait for that song =p

[keanefanne]

you could just forward to the song...

[kevinax57]

What about goats?

[LadyofDragons]

Lulz. xDD

Awkward crab..xD

[marvelman72]

is that David Blaine

[leckieshmeckie04]

lmao.

[aznmimi1]

i seriously smelt that burp

[lalayourmom]

oops...

[lalayourmom]

i'm glad you cleared that up for me...i thought the awkward crab was a butterfly with a mental disease.

[Wings0fLife]

lmao vag... i mean bag

[kailadabomb]

he sexy.

[NathasiaVillalobos]

You're Funny...Sometimes

[marvelman72]

thats like saying ur great in bed... sometimes i mean make up ur mind

[asinantr]

nice show man.. funny as hell

[ToX1cSoLDi3r]

Droïd... Droïd... Droïd... Lmao!!!

[roxas3110]

WTF WITH THE BURP

[xxhelvokxx]

goat song--title and artist? please and thanks.

[soundlyawake]

xx: Awkward Dancing Goat by Awkward Dancing Goat

[xxhelvokxx]

awkward dancing goat is a bit of a narcissist, isn't he? lol

anyway, i love your videos! they always make my day! =)

[ThatBoarderGuy]

Everybody loves hotel soap.

[Shaymarie87]

bodily functions runamuck... good luck with that.

[Cinthya1088]

HAHAHA i luv 1:30 LMFAO =)

[KeRowKi]

i would like to know what her response was to your text!

[ninjakittyX]

wow your brilliant :D

[Chinchilla22891]

OH GOD HE'S COVERED IN FLIES!!!!

[0wolfboy0]

0:50 minutes in, green screen f*ck up!

[SomeTipsForLife]

oh look who's all popular all of a sudden. i still think you suck.

[geokim07]

BUT PUNCHING  F A G

[FlingTM]

Sure, sneezing.

Lay of the weed ^^

[StormyStuff]

Brain Teaser.. more like Brain pleaser .. BITCH...

[OviHockey1]

too funny !

[anormalhamsterpoo]

i sneze so hard my nose farts ;P

[2pala2pala]

stop the fucking drug bitch !

[nervvv]

Are you secretly ginger? You look sunburnt and ginger people get sunburned easier...

[crativ3]

you look like jesus!!! oh my, its the 17th comming!!!

[GaryElCougar]

Jesus Crist thats some kickass Kool-ade! :P

[SandyWDZNI]

we opened at midnight so we 1up'd all those other retailers

[crfranchises1]

I locked my car in the garage and dead bolted my doors because I'm scared of "Black Friday",... what? its not the day black people come out? Oh I feel stupid.

[ICantShutUp]

check my chanell and watch my vid why i hate iloveoranges112233

[ICantShutUp]

funny by the way nice flys over your face

[SwedishTaxBox]

Funny :P

[swayer556]

I'm High.... Do some puzzles with me, SoundlyAwake, we can burp together.

[kailamaddalo]

You are hilarious. I thank you profusely for making my day. =D

[itmabob]

THAT burp was INTENSE

[harley1211]

your neck beard makes me feel ockward

[PhatBob777]

...you and me baby aint nuthin but mammals...

[xnatex98]

GUESS WHAT

[lucky10891]

yep

[liquidicerules]

REALLY? I'm li-- I'm interrupting myself now is what's goi.. is what's happening lol

[MooKYTheStar]

Ray sent me here im subscribing your hilarious

lol silence is golden!

[PaperChazinGoon]

2hangers!

[ashleighlynne08]

I think we all want to know whose vag Justine left her flip cam in.

[trenna1er]

your mums vag

[LushingGirl35]

lol. You don't look so good.

[DOzencarnival]

in another vag!!!!!!...lol

[nouman80]

=3 sent MEEEEEEE

[Ibragim12]

=3 send me here

[teesa2009]

your eyes were about as red as your Brawny man shirt -- sahrry.

[HamOoO102030]

you look familiar

[lordsuji]

hey really i did think you were kassm at first too XD rofl at the last comment deny ima sub tho cuz this is funny

[skim12milk]

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver

[Emobutthole]

Guess what.............up the butt

[HaosHynoid911]

Random belch FTW!

[hokienation3]

thank ray for my subscription

[mickweow]

MENTOSFAIRY WIN!

[kocmaster13]

bless you!

[hd92122]

hi from =3  rwj

nice kitteh idea :P

[mcrfreek89]

bless you, bless you again, UGH bless you x1,000.

There, you're covered for life. Now sneeze away. Rejoice that it's not the hiccups. :)

[ThisAsianKidd]

its Allergies..

cause you sneeze nd your eyes get watery

[1901jn]

3:01 hahahaha

great videos im subscribing(:

[FrostR3b0rn]

OMFG! LOL I just lost my fucking flip too! GOD DANG IT! I CANT FIND IT! :(

[YesMeshari]

cool video keep it up !!

[blueblob55]

If I had a million dollars, I would buy you four million gumballs.

[srsly78624]

So, this is my third time watching this video. One of your greatest, without question.

On a different note, I don't know if you're aware, but your uvula apparently emanates light. Either that or you have diamond studded molars. Awkward Edward Cullen mouth?

[Myredemption023]

nice typo lol

[BemyfriendORdieLOL]

WTF?-->search: ANTI JUSTIN BIEBER ARMY-->over1,800 soldiers

[waynesportfolio]

bad ass store look at the freakin floor lmao

[calylove310]

thanks bro i follow you too and sub you too nice work bro i watch videos on my phone and sometimes i dont have a side bar but i got it this time. alrato... see you on twitter...

[IRENADUBROVNA]

sent by =3....

i likey.... so who's vag was it in?? I hope it was at least on vibrate!!

[calylove310]

done thank you i must go back to rays channel and wait for his next upload, gracias.

[yougotsomenicepants]

1:42 omfg, you look like a girl who i go to school with, no joke xD rofl

[druiz217]

hahah lmao....gimme that.... god i left it on teh floor you cant be stealing S@#t like that!!!!! hahahah lol lmfao

[gtznoe]

dude your vid kick ass

[soundlyawake]

gt: thank you!

[kparrinello]

OMG Nick, Ray William Johnson just recommended you, and called you a 'funny ass dude'.

=D

Yay!

[calylove310]

you got a twitter? i was sent here by @Raywj =3 to subscribe and follow you on twitter. Si!

[soundlyawake]

caly: absolutely! in the sidebar! :)

[wwesuperstarish]

LOL Constant Interupions!!! LOL =)

[torilyas]

your cute call me playa

[CasualLuxuries]

You're hot.

[sweetsyK]

LOL...Maria cracks me up! The last minutes were hilarious.

[glitterngloss13]

Oh NO!!!  Missing Flip Cam in a random vag..... Oh what vag could be...... lol

[ckaiya24]

Gesundheit. : ]

[o0oviceo0o]

I'm team nick! more jpmetz has another vag videos!

[mamosby08]

4get Black Friday's and just go to the Guy who has everything in the back of his truck.

[MsFrancesca79]

I always dance in my room to your awkward dancing goat comment time music...Yeah, I'm waiting for the itunes version

[DeStormTV]

this was funny as shyt

[soundlyawake]

destorm: haha thank you sir!

[ICanBreakYourMind]

Noo!

I was looking for my baby everywhere!

[MeganFrickenMaria]

i would buy a baby from you anytime

[xStarsnRockets]

okay.. ENOUGH! where the f*ck did pear and grape go?!?!?!!? i am PISSED

[soundlyawake]

xstars: LOL they never left absolutelynotcomedy!

[AdamOnlineXII]

I have that shirt. Just sayin.

[ariosvids]

yea but the million dollar question is can you pull it off?

[Ollyuk]

Bless You!!

[jazzw0rth]

Watching this at 12:44 AM.

Trying so hard not to laugh really loudly because I'll wake up my sister and cousin if I do. I hate you. D:

[Saraeeme]

I wanna hug you

[charleskilo]

but duck tape is silver