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  • wow some people have waaaaay toooo much free time

  • es triste llamar la atención

  • @gabucha1994 Sólo dejará ver

  • NO M GUSTA creo q es faltA DE RESPETo

    A Jesus se respeta y aun mas x lo q hizo x mi y x ti

    ya q eso nadie ni tu lo arias dar tu vida x todo el mundo

  • @gabucha1994 dejar de quejarse. todo el mundo os aborrece. gracias!

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  • I think the dislikes were from people who couldn't take a joke

  • Since when does jesus wear tighty whitey's? Awesome job on the rest of the drawing though.

  • LoL  musiał się narysować xd

  • @sewerynziomek Rysunek i podziwiać rzeczy, zwłaszcza Jezusa.

  • So that's how the Virgin Mary got pregnant..... hmm makes sense!

  • naja

  • stupid >:(

  • zajebiste

    

  • jajajajaja geniaaaaaaaaaal

  • 120 FPS

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  • that's a violent jesus

  • This little arguement below may be even more interesting than the actual video!

  • @TaiaLuvsJB Nah, the video and the argument are both pretty boring.

  • Nice one dude :D

  • gaijins are so religion mad....

  • finally, a bible story that I can relate to

  • 900 Menschen sind streng christlich xP

  • Amazing!!!!

  • Im a super mario Jesus and im soooo ofended by this.

  • This offends me!

  • If you have time to do something like this, I recommend you to download flash. You could make some seriously good stuff

  • @TheTerrurist Thanks for the advice, but I think I'll keep it low tech. It adds a certain authenticity to the content, dontchya think?

  • Wow; the conclusion here is similar to yet has the opposite motive of that present in the Family Guy version....

  • YOU ARE AWSOME, but how long time did this take?

  • @GraalsDeadMonster lol i want to know that to

  • @GraalsDeadMonster It actually took me about 3 years to draw this. I drew the first half all the way up to the Piranha Plant, and then I threw it in my desk drawer and forgot about it. I took it out a few years later and decided to finish it up. If you were to add up straight work time, then I'd guess roundabout 5-7 hours drawing, 2-3 hours filming, editing, and adding sound effects. All in all, it didn't take too much time. Thanks!

  • got any free time after this?

  • Wow this is amazing!!!

  • HAHA

  • ótimo

    

  • Laughed my ass off.

  • 1 MILLION =D

  • uh..does this count as blasphemy?

  • You saved meee!....Abstinace only hahahah!

  • only a white dude what take the time and use the energy to do something so incredibly stupid...

  • @abobjenkins Haha! Thumbs up! Best comment on this video, hands-down!

  • @abobjenkins *would* not *what*

  • @abobjenkins looks like a video with 1kk views caused envy in a black dude

  • @caremir i hadn't noticed the views. where'd you get that idea?

  • @abobjenkins you rasist

  • @aidwin85 you can't spell

  • @abobjenkins I can spell, I just I'm on the the computer, I dont have to spell,"racist" correctly

  • @aidwin85 yeah, that's the smart attitude...

  • @abobjenkins We're not busy making kids that we don't care about and murdering people.... You'd be amazed at how much time not being a piece of shit frees up... nigger.

  • @anotherdrunkguy you thought your little pea brain comment would offend me, huh. sorry, but i don't think enough of you to even be bothered. i can see you have lots of time on your hands. maybe you should be looking for a job instead of commenting on youtube. there are plenty of toilets that need to be cleaned.

  • @abobjenkins haha... I'm sitting in my office, you nigger. And yes, I have plenty of time. Young, white, rich and proud... Enjoy your shithole apartment... Monkey.

  • @anotherdrunkguy I'm a graduate electrical engineering student who will soon be graduating in the Spring. I've already had several lucrative job offers and also have another interview tonight. As for your your "white, rich and proud" comment: you FOOL. Don't you know that even in his best state a man's life is altogether empty? There have been plenty of rich people before you who are now dead. What good do their riches do them now? I'd rather establish true riches in heaven.

  • @abobjenkins HAHAHA! You believe in an magical floating invisible man in the sky. Seriously? You're a fucking retard. Yeah dude... God put a white man in a garden, ripped his rib out, a woman grew out of it, they had incest and somehow populated the earth with Asian, black and white babies... Do you even think when you read that fucking retarded ass book or do you just go in blind? For all the amount of incest that had to be going on, we sure have a low retard baby rate. "god" whatajoke

  • @anotherdrunkguy FOOL. When didi I say Adam was white. His name means "red". So, I see you have some knowledge of the "retarded book" and God. Go ahead, be the fool who thinks that he can fight God and win. The clock is ticking; death is approaching. Enjoy your little office and green paper while you can. It is the only enjoyment you will have for all eternity...

  • @abobjenkins It doesn't matter what color he was. He can't have other colored children. That's the funny thing about the bible.. None of it corresponds with REAL LIFE! Also, none of it makes ANY fucking sense when looked at scientifically. There is not enough water on the planet to cause a global flood, not even close. You can't build a wooden skyscraper, people don't hold up a hand and part a sea, snakes don't talk.. ON and ON... All that BULLSHIT is magic. I'm not 13, I don't believe it

  • @abobjenkins ALSO... It's fine that you believe it.. But why do you stupid fucking christians feel the need to shovel that shit down everyone elses throats and brainwash your kids into believing that stupid shit too? If it was real, you wouldn't have to sell people on it. They'd no. However, since we don't live in a fairy tale where magical events happen every day like they do in the bible, it's kinda easy to see that it's bullshit. 900 year old people.. What the fuck?

  • @anotherdrunkguy The scriptures are far older than 900 years old. If you had read the whole book (as I have) you'd know that much of what happened was mundane, not "magical". Parents should teach their children what is right and true. (This is written in the scriptures.) If you are implying that I have shoved anything down your throat, all I did was speak truth and common sense. I don't wish to be anywhere near your throat. Signing off.

  • @abobjenkins I was talking about Noah, who was supposed to have been 900 years old.  Also, as far as "speaking truth and common sense"... Dude, Global floods, animals all coming to one dude 2 at a time and boarding his boat, talking snakes, a guy holding up his hand and partin a sea, a virgin getting pregnant and oh yeah and the DEAD COMING BACK TO LIFE! Yeah, that book is CHALK FULL of COMMON SENSE. You're a dumb fuck.

  • @anotherdrunkguy Garden? Rib? Uh, no, you weren't talking about Noah, you were talking about Adam. Get it right. Your stupidity is embarrassing. How am I supposed to hold a conversation with someone as incoherent as you? Moreover, since you can't put up a half decent argument, you compensate by hurling insults. FOOL.

  • @abobjenkins I'm sorry that I spent my time in college learning about REAL shit instead of fucking fairy tales... Have fun with that, dipshit. "Then he found a fresh jawbone of a donkey, reached down and took it, and with it he killed a thousand men. And Samson said, 'With the jawbone of a donkey,heaps upon heaps,with the jawbone of a donkeyI have slain a thousand men.'" Yeah dude, he picked up a jawbone and killed ONE THOUSAND MEN. You go believe that shit, I'll stay here in reality.

  • @anotherdrunkguy Whatever floats the fools boat.

  • @abobjenkins Adam means earth (as in 'made from'). You may be confusing him with Esau, which means ruddy, or red.

  • @fdasherv You are incorrect. Esau mean rough, or hairy. Edom, or "Adom", means red.

  • @abobjenkins I speak all forms of Hebrew from ancient to modern and I guarantee you I'm not wrong. Adam is a derived from Adom, but hasn't the same meaning. Lay off google, kid, I actually wrote a textbook on the subject. Ciao.

  • @fdasherv I wouldn't read your books since you obviously don't know what you're talking about. Ciao.

  • @anotherdrunkguy your argumeent does make sense but your information is wrong the bible never states what skincolor adam and eve the whole idea of them both bieng white is just human imagination of mosly white people i think they were actually more of a dark brown and the racial differences came along because of bodily changes in people that happened over time as people moved to new locations which happened after the tower of babel everyone started using differant languages so they just split up

  • @abobjenkins or to hate about it

  • now thats a flipnote

  • ah christians, never can take a joke. i however am a christian who can actually take a joke. jesus would watch this and laugh

  • Ugh, killing, torturing, Jesus really needs to go to hell.

  • JESUS DIED TO FUCK SHIT UP

  • I used to do those when I was a kid, but not as complex. You must have a lot of patience.

  • too much lags. You need a better pc XD

  • @ksm8368 I know its difficult to tell from the video, but this animation was actually made out of paper, and I am flipping it manually with my hands. Perhaps my hands need more RAM? Or maybe just a better processor?

  • @TotemX maybe better processor with more cores(more hands?) lol

  • @ksm8368 Truth be told, if I had more hands, drawing cartoons wouldn't be the first to-do on my list.

  • Ever done... porno..? o.O

  • thats not funny you dont play my lord and savior like that you need jesus and need to ask god to for give for that . not cool at all just stupid and for you all who like this shame on you yeah i like mario but i love jesus way more.

  • @m1l2w3 I'm confused....if you like mario and you love jesus, then shouldn't you absolutely adore super mario jesus? This seems like a win-win for you. You're welcome.

  • @TotemX Your confused because you had Jesus kicking people and tearing them apart. This person, m123 or whatever, is a Christian, who was saved from a horrible death sentence, but is young and super emotional, and unable to properly express himself. The cartoon is distasteful to Christians, but I know you just wanted to make something fun. Jesus would never boot someone and say "Abstinance only". m123 is upset because you portray him out of his character.

    But Yes, I know- "It's just a cartoon"

  • @EighteenCharacters I feel like you just dragged me into the middle of a conversation I wasn't participating in. Who is m123? What are you talking about? 

  • @TotemX There is a conversation that you and m1l2w3 had a few days back. I entered into the conversation to clear up the confusion, as it is an important enough topic to be clarified. Youtube has kindly adjuncted the posts as a linked comment. Can you not see that while logged in as Totem?

    In any case, "What m1l2w3 meant to say is that 'The cartoon is distasteful to Christians and that I don't much care for it'". I apologize for his inapropriate outrage on his behalf.

  • @EighteenCharacters Thanks for clearing that up for me. I respectfully disagree that this cartoon is distasteful to Christians though. I think it would be more accurate to say that this cartoon is distasteful to people who find this cartoon distasteful. I also disagree with your claim that Jesus would never boot someone and say abstinance only. Truth is, there is just not enough reliable evidence to say for certain what Jesus would or would not do. Too many unknowns to know for sure. Thanks!

  • @m1l2w3 @flexyldy Then why don't you let god defend himself? Surely he can do that. Or could it be that you are doubting his existence?

  • @m1l2w3 Jesus Isn't Real. And There Is No God Looking Down On Us. When You Die You Die. Theres No Heaven. So Just Take A Chill Pill

  • @WingWeeMovies How d'you know?

  • @BuddyCorp its pretty obvious. otherwise jesus wouldnt fuck us over with the floods n earthquakes in japan. and in christchchurch. so be a bible basher. if you beleive in god. fair enough. but you dont need to say shit like... ''you dont play my lord and savior like that you need jesus to ask god to forgive you''. thats just sad bro

  • @WingWeeMovies I'm as atheist as they come, but unless you can prove there isn't a heaven, or some form of divine being, it's impossible to say with absolute certainty that these things do not exist. An absence of evidence is not evidence of absence, you dig?

  • @BuddyCorp Fair Enough man. I dig lol

  • @BuddyCorp you are a moron

  • @m1l2w3 Do you Christians EVER understand a joke?

  • dude no oofensive but thats kinda of sad but equally epik how long did it take u thATS a lot of notes

  • ajajajaj xD

  • thats was amasing you really took time and effort

  • To all the people saying Jesus never hurt anyone. Read the Gospel of Thomas. He kills a kid. Why's it not in the bible then? Because people WANT Jesus to be a savior, and essentially created him by picking and choosing the literature we choose to "accept".

    Awesome video by the way lol.

  • AWESOMEEEEEEE

  • you need to upgrade your paperPC inc. due to dropping down framerate during action scenes

  • Congrargulatiunus, weeu downe!

    Frum Brasil

    (Yven if i domn't nown watt means Mario)

  • GO JC!!!

  • Epic win! eouhauoehuoaheuoa

  • all these stupid christians thumbing this down xd anyways, GREAT ANIMATION =O

    You should buy a bamboo pad and macromedia flash 8 and make these animation on the pc! You would be even more epic! =)

  • lol guys im christian too but chill out , he was just joking nothing serious.... relax...

  • u need a life :p

  • I doubt Super Mario Jesus would keep Princess Peach.

  • it's kinda shallow to use Jesus while trying to provoke in order to get attention but I admire your work! amazing! :)

  • te la rifaste vato

    

  • Awesome vid! (That was for TotemX).

    Fuck Jesus! (That was for me.)

  • i believe in god and this is some good shit man!!!

  • H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!!!!!

  • :25 PSYCHO CRUSHER

  • I love all the religious maniacs trying to claim this video is insulting. God wouldn't of made a being capable of insulting him if he is the God you believe in, so just shut it and accept that Super Mario Jesus is the new and improved version of your God.

  • Haha, I laughed.

    Great work :)

  • Oh, what fun! But make a video with Muhammad doing this and you may as well begin to dig your own grave...

  • @zvolencan1 As a matter of fact, I have a Muhammad cartoon too. It's called Mambo Mohammad. Check it out when you get a chance. Many thanks!

  • LAWWWl

    

  • JESUS DOESN'T SLAP A BITCH, HE KICKS A BITCH, CAUSE HE'S JESUS

  • this was awesome! i want a video game to be made of this!

  • Everyone and all Christians out there, notice you're getting worked up over 150+ peices of paper.

  • This was hilarious.

  • @thevillas12 you #FAIL

  • this jesus is so much better then the real one. all you hating jesus christ loving fucks go kill yourselves :)

  • this is so cool :D

  • This is just fucking funny. Those that find it "insulting" need to get over it.

  • lmfao that just made my day bro lol

  • I do believe this isn't supposed to be taken seriously, people can't seem to take a joke anymore

  • @96Steven14 There are some things you just don't joke about. How would you feel if I said your mother was a worthless, idiotic prostitute who wished she never had you? I'm just using this as an example so please don't take any offense but do you get my point? I'm all for a good laugh but there are some things in life that we should consider "off-limits". I believe this is one of them.

  • @EternallyPierced Haha nice about my mother, how did you know? and I'm a christian but I don't get all worked up when someone jokes about religion, i thought this was pretty funny

  • @96Steven14 Just for clarification, you said you were a Christian. What makes you a Christian?

  • @EternallyPierced The fact that I believe jesus is my lord and savoir, go to church as much as I can, I try to get my friends to start going to church to, but they don't give a crap, pretty much the same things that make you a christian

  • Lol all those people: Im christian but this is funny or im christian and its insulting xD

    There is no god so wtf?!

  • Im a christian, jesus is loving and forgiving, not a psycho killer who wants to kill.

    I find this insulting but funny. Its still really insulting.

  • OK... I am a Christian... and I found this FRICKIN FUNNY!! Good for you

  • that was fuckin funny

  • haaaaaaahahahahaaa!!! cooooooool!! then my real hero!!

  • this was pretty decent minus the abstinence part. so lame. jesus LOVES the nanners!

  • JEEZUZ! 

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  • he should've slapped away the princess, otherwise nice!

  • rofl

    

  • @flexyldy You may not believe in Super Mario Jesus, but rest assured, he believes in YOU.

  • @TotemX ROFL

  • @flexyldy AND NEITHER DO I, YOU CREATARD BWAHAHAH

  • @flexyldy I don't believe in Jesus. But Super Mario Jesus is better than some fictional messiah shit.

  • @flexyldy well, this guy made a good job with this flipbook. and i respect him for this. and i don't think, that Jesus blame him, because Jesus understands him better than you.

  • @flexyldy Your Right I don´t believe in Jesus he was a drunken fucktard

  • @flexyldy

    I can assure you, it's alot more, and i do ALOT more, than 6,533.

  • @flexyldy all the information points to there being no god. Only a 2000 year old book has the information about Christianity.

  • @flexyldy Wow. Somebody disliked my comment so many times that it dosen't show up anymore. I still want to give credit for the amazing quality of the flipbook animation.

  • @flexyldy I completely agree with. Don't back down :)

  • @flexyldy ah a person who believe in god and shit well sir Jesus is not so loving and forgiving in other story you asshole and for that go burn in hell 

  • @flexyldy

    no i do not, thank you for your consideration ;P

  • @flexyldy Fool, you just don't believe Jesus was awesome, so you fail.

  • @flexyldy u such a fail man leave ur religion outside of the internetz

  • @flexyldy No your right i don't , is that a problem?

  • 0:40

    FATALITY!

  • am a muslim...aaaaandd...ummm.....h­mm...interesting..okey back to reality

  • @planetfh Thank you! Then my work here is done.

  • @TotemX good work

    we won this battle

    FOR ATHEISM

  • @TotemX yeh i agree this is a offensive video to Christains/Catholics Jesus is a loving and forgiving man, not someone in a flipbook

  • @planetfh Super Mario Jesus. Jesus is a spanish name. Is that also insulting? Just curious...

  • wow thats fucked up but still hilarious XD

  • Lo que hace el aburrimiento xD

  • He may be jesus, but at least he isnt a nigger

  • @a10fjet wow that was racist and u are still wrong jesus was black and drawn in black pen to haha ur going to hell for being a dusch

  • @shithappensTV1 AHahhaAH well said bro

  • @a10fjet Dude.....WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!! FUCKING RACIST!!! I HOPE U FUCKING DIE!!.....WHO THE FUCK WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!! THAT WAS THE DUMBEST THING YOU COULD DO

  • @a10fjet are you a white supremacist republican? just asking

  • dam that must have taken days to make