Cooking with Justine

[Ismileforyou2]

Lmao

[TheTotallyTECH]

When I saw the intro I was like what The Frig this isn't jpmetz.

[hushhushing]

definetely love the tags for this video :DDD

[ROY0666]

stop bein so damn sexy please

[SmiteFieldProduction]

Nah I don't feel like payin.

[omfgomfg17]

Wow. This tutorial has to be the most GENIUS one out there. I learned so much.

[AkamiSLioncourt]

OMG ITS PETRILUDE!!!!!!!! I LOVE HIM!!!!

[Sarahmajig]

I forgot how to eat, Justine! You gotta help me!

[weirdbagel]

you have an amazing crib.

[KTBEverlasting]

The beginning had me in tears of laughter. It was so funny because it's true.

[AmiesBeauty]

This is REALLY funny! lol! x

[paramorerocks920]

OMG LOVE THIS

[Bobcat665]

COOKING THE HELL!!!

[MrTrinifather]

this is the greatest I watch at least once a day

[elisec790]

i don't belive i have laughed this much in my intire life

[ArisuXHiromi]

do you guys need a tutorial on eating too?

[22shanrocks]

Jpmetz is the first person to create a food tutorial with only one easy step.. and you don't even have to pay! Next time I order something I'm tempted to say 'deliver it NOW, I'm hungry! Okay thank you :)'

[MrTrinifather]

LOL

[tascha11]

i wish ur videos were 30 min long !

[MyNameIsBryann]

Lol at the dog barking at the end

[Iwuzhere321]

Petrilude! He's so adorable. :3

[sweetfuckingchrist]

Who was that sexy delivery boy?

[Mykingdomyumyum]

XD!



[witchcraftlover]

is it a sign that the dog barked at the end? (prison break opening song (cuz its a mystery) )

[Doctormywho]

I LOVE how completely take-the-piss the intro montage is! hahaha!!

[sb08fosho]

Best cooking tutorial ever

[MakaylaLovesAnimals]

baha my mom has the 'a husband is proof a wife can take a joke' magnet on our fridge :)

[luckylisa44]

you are so freaking funny!! <3

[music53154]

you are my hero! lmaoooo you are hilariouus!!!!!!

[laydelil1]

thumbs up if you came here cuz of the blog tv.

[astrology4me]

GEEZ YOU SHOULD BE ON THE SHOW HOARDERS

[effinerika]

"& be like gimme food, okay?!" you're precious. :3

[skybreaker09]

I can't imagine how much that smile hurt your face.

[flirt411931]

"deliver it know okay! >:(

thank you" hahaha :)

[jumpyduck]

this is the future.

[JoeyTheGirl33]

Don't mind me, just liking every single video you post.

[BILL4EVERRRRRRR]

"do you guys need a tutorial on how to eat too? " LOL xD

[KTBEverlasting]

Your smile, your frown. Everything about you is awesomely beautiful

[breakinggfree93]

the intro gets me every time.

[asakurakaoru]

"Nah, I don't feel like payin' " XD

[Cassthespazz]

comment for money ;)

[NarineLovesItinPink]

justine i have to say your really beautiful when you smile

[hadaxoxo]

WHAT? She said thank you?! Too nice.

[MegaEstrella23]

@KTBEvelasting

F**** Off

[staceyroxmysox94]

lol look at the tags

[jacobcoolguy]

was that a yelp in the background in the end that i heard?

Justine.

How many times have we told you to stop torturing puppies.

[xXMaDnEsSXx5469]

turn on transcribe audio

[amizlude]

funny how pissed people get when justine calls them stupid

[MegaEstrella23]

@13monmon13

Well I just did what are you going to do about it. Get over it

[MegaEstrella23]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa please don't smile justine you ugly troll

[13monmon13]

@MegaEstrella23 That is a troll comment if I have ever seen one. NOBODY calls Justine ugly.

[KTBEverlasting]

@MegaEstrella23 Your mother

[TheItsOKtofeelsad]

hahaha! :)

[jacieisboss98]

i like you, but you shouldnt call us stupid.

[KryssiBaby]

@jacieisboss98 Awwww, are your feelings hurt? Poor baby. GTF OVER IT.

[jacieisboss98]

@KryssiBaby baaaah! are you for get over yourself bitchhhh.

blow me!

[KryssiBaby]

@jacieisboss98 English, sweetie.

[ForgottenNetwork]

@KryssiBaby wow you're a douche. try something new

[KryssiBaby]

@ForgottenNetwork Not sure what's old, but okay. Hahaha

[ForeverTheGirl100]

DELIVER IT NAO. I'M HUNGRY. Thank you! *innocent smile*

[Autumnazing94]

DELIVER IT NOW! I'M HUNGRY!

Thank you. :)

[mariasalas0440]

ahahahahahahaha damn ur hilariuos!!!!! and do u think you can show us some tricks for facial like michelle phan does

?

[3vil1]

You're right Justine, his hat is DAMN ugly.

[CupcakegoRawrr95]

1:41 "naah i dont feel like paying" lmao i love you jpmetz :)

[DetectiveKidd]

:'( is that my mama?

[postaldragon123]

"Deliver it NOW.. I'm hungry. Thank you <3" lol

[xXxAdDiSoNxXx680]

OMG! ur smiling!

[hockeychick1095]

i think we need a tutorial on how to eat :P

[bigboylos89]

You should make a video to see how much you can eat. With a mouth, chin and body like that I bet you could eat a cow or two.

[GrimmReaperess]

@bigboylos89 Don't be jealous just because you can't eat an entire cow.

[texas0828]

@bigboylos89 asshole

[breanna34]

Everytime you smile, I'm disturbed beyond words.

[xdanaxinsanax]

I love how you say "phone book."

[Reerox68]

if you make a cooking channel, you should teach me how to make a frozen dinner.

[Shnumenstein]

On a serious note you really should do a cooking channel! lol

[garunable1]

The doggie barks at the end lol nice

[zac613]

yay. that' how i cook.if only petrilude would deliver to my house. lol

[love7vamp7]

i love you!!!! XD

[RawrManRawrrr]

PETRILUDE<3

[TheItsOKtofeelsad]

@RawrManRawrrr petrilude is ugly !

[RawrManRawrrr]

@TheItsOKtofeelsad Stop trying to start arguements on the internet love (:

[roselol01]

I'M HUNGRY! thank youxx

[Vahriotee]

yu notice all she does is pour and mix water?? xD ahahah

[diabeticdoode]

This just made my day. The end.

[gratefultobehere]

makeup, food delivery..... Petrilude does EVERYTHING! haha

[paramorerocks920]

i love this so much

[SiLlyGoOse4321]

Its petrilude!!!

[MsGrinsh]

any one noticed the sign says,"A husband is a proof that a wife can take a joke."?

lol

[lelechim]

hahaha I loved the intro and how you closed the door in petrilude's face without paying. you should have made him clean your house or something.

[brokendisease]

You look really pretty here

[TheHinun]

I don't know hoe to ear, when I pick up the fork I end up poking my eye.

[RaNdOmCuPcAkEs007]

petrilude <33 haha love you

[GameAddict941]

the (fake) smile at 0.03 made me LMFAO

[SuperNobama1]

They gave you can and spooged on the food Hope you enjoy it you phat fuk

[Doily131]

that gay guy was sooooo cute :D

[nani201]

@Doily131 it's @Petrilude :-) he's GORGEOUS and his tutorials are amazing

[natalie0785]

i never thought in my life i would see anyone nearly as sarcastic or as blatantly rude and insulting as me.... i was wrong.... do you also throw things at idiots like me?

[Girisgreencrazeiful]

"nah i dont feel like payin" lol and omj when u have that fake smile in the intro was hilarious xD BAHAHAHHAHAHHA

[FedoraArt]

Your smile makes me puke. Your frown makes me orgasm.

[NicholasAndMaddyPoo]

Deliver it now, I'm hungry!! Thank you. lol

[SimZoomZoom]

OKAY?

[bavaneezy]

I love this! OKAY!!!

[ambraaaa]

Stirring up some water in the intro.

[trinnysue]

LMAO I love sarcasm

[169axl169]

LMAO you ARE SHIT funny :) xxxxx

[Kabutopuppy]

Lol This is random and hilarious

[CMCupcakesx]

IM HUNGRY. thank you :D

[LifeIsMichelle]

Awh, Petrilude! xD

[hardyboizfan]

omg ur so funnyy!

[Lautnergirl0425]

I'm guessing your dog is asain

[Lautnergirl0425]

I love the bark at the end!

[CandianSuplex]

ur smile cures cancer :)

[Squishy876]

Petrilude! YAY!

[xoAnnxo]

asian cuisine and the dog barks lol

[RawrBuddy24]

i did all those steps and got banned from the chinese restaurant  :(

[eeli1]

That smile is PRICELESS!

[musikjunky89]

one of my faves!!!

[nerdyWisdom]

the intro is soo happy

unlike the original you :)

[BrianEJRichards]

Bahahahaha! I love the intro! :D

[QuickDodgeTheBullets]

WOW you have a gorgeous smile lol oh and can you be my grandma?? that was some delicious chinesse food thanks mama

[Panpan2Cloe]

1:47

[TheThelighting]

Well your fat asshell right...so that mean you do cook Righ! : I

[booteeny24]

This is THE SHIT!

[CarelessPoptart117]

i dont think any company hires people with that much face bling.

[donkids]

I think you have a bigger male following than female. I love your sense of humor.

[imjustshadow]

"deliver it NOW! im hungry!"

[hhheartcore]

I've never seen Justine smile before.

[MrLeannyo]

Lol, a tip for josh?

Nah, i'm not gonna tip josh today.

I don't feel like it

[sololita]

I giggled when Petrilude showed up

[willaboi07]

AHHHH HAHAHAHAHA XD JUSTINE

[Gravitonypoint2]

OMG!!!  I have the same measuring bowl!!! yay! We're bowl buddies!!

[baygonliontiger]

0:03 "a husband is proof that a wife can take a joke"

[poptartz808]

PETRILUDE!!!!

[RAWRimmavampire]

cracks my shit up

[thae2020]

XD this is hecka funny

[itzamarie14]

poor petrilude!

[CATfaceCutie]

HAHAHAHAHA OMGGGGG, you are a fuckin smart ass. I LOVE YOU.

[MsLovelyChika]

"do you guys need a tutroial on how to eat to?!"

lol.

i loved the fake smiling you did.

"OKAYYYY!'' aha.

[bocagurl94]

lmao this is hilarious!

[TehMeaningOfLife]

just like grandma makes it

[DiseIe]

you are one of the most hilarious persons in youtube :D !

[HeyLookoverThereL0L]

excellent .now i know how to order freakin food :)

[BRRR1TTANY]

Petrilude! hahaha

[Daisy67126]

It looks painful when you smile

[DreamloverLambi]

@Daisy67126 LMFAO IT DOES

[nighthawknina86]

so ive watched this vid before but this time i actually read the thing hanging by the oven

"a husband is proof that a wife can take a joke", so funny!!

[leezee86]

what a cheesy intro ;D

[margiealex8]

Now my life is complete. Thank you.

[missdesigner91]

i will pass this lesson to my grand children

[peepsman210]

lol love the begining

[Jordie21020]

the beginning creeps me out. too much smiling! hahaha

[JIGOKUSHONENKISS]

thats the best cooking video ever!!!!

[howaboutstefanie]

"nah i don't feel like paying" hahhahahaha

[reeemooo22]

omg oh i can blivet it josh !!

wat he doing in justines door !!

bat that mike me laughing soo much

:) :) ^ـــــــ^ nice viedo justine u soo

funny ^^

[rebeccakinman]

pertilude! haha

love this one!

OKAY!

[StevinSto]

MORE COOKING SHOWS!

[ddarzz]

lol xd

[Daan088]

haha 00:16

Justine.

This is for you

You're a flower in bloom.

In the dark, in the gloom,

It's you who brightens my day.

How many ways do I need you?

Every day, every way, come what may.

[barbiedlux]

Hi-larious! I LOVE the intro!

[TheLilayy]

haha u do the most funny side of things

[itsallartdarlin]

Oh my God this is so funny! Aside the cheesy intro, the shutting the door in the guy's face is hilarious! Lol!

[nuvezita]

i love this vid!!

BUT POOOOORRR JOOOOSSHHHH!!

[krysteenahkills]

Oh my god! Its josh! :D I laughed so hard when he shrugs and his expression is so like "WTF bitch?" LOL

[caileydawnosaur]

Justine you remind me of "lilly" from the princess diaries that had her own show on the movie called "Shut Up and Listen" :)

[PrincessAdeleine]

@caileydawnosaur Win :)

[uraharafkedme]

hey, thats that one guy with the channel and the makeup and stuff

[DuckysDoll]

You dont even have to speak, and I laugh! Not sure if that is a good thing or not!

[pinkychachacha]

i know!! i like her frown of disdain/disgust. its classic.

[jazzyjellyjess95]

I's so weird seeing her smile.

[pinkychachacha]

but her cheesy fake smile is actually really pretty!! (shes prolly gonna say "ass hat!!" if she sees this lol)

[thepapaniko]

man oh man the intro for this vid kills me everytime!

[LoveYou1397]

omg! how do u know petrilude?

[bbyd0ll1]

LMFAO. You just got yourself another subscriber. Not that you care anyway, I'm just someone else to be bothering your ass. :)

[weld3z]

looooool

[DuncanDunn]

the "cooking with justine" face was funny..classic