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  • WELL ITS NOT ITS HILLARIOUS SO BLAHHHHG

  • .....what a waste of time. this is pretty boring...

  • oh, admired Jeff! Idol!

  • @fuckmania

    How are you really this big of an idiot?

  • not funny

  • weres achmed? all i see is santa and jeff.

  • Lol love it xx

  • You Socialists, why do you watch this and comment on it? you make me laugh....... Racism is what YOU MAKE IT you dumb fucks..........

  • guitar guys son is synister gates :P

  • Racist JEff should quit his job!!

  • the asshole JEff gives Indian music as the favourite music of Terrorst. this is racism in broad day light!

  • Dont look you perves!!!!

  • I love your act

  • Oops I mean Ny so ya I'm a huge fan and I want to go to FYE and get all the souvenirs that hav all ur characters on em! I got the magnet that says once u go purple u nvr go back and it has Peanut on it

  • Jeff I -3 u I'm watching ur Xmas special right now on Comedy Central and I also watched the Chaos 1 and u were in Richmond where my sister lives! And I was at the 1 in the Pepsi in NYn

  • Ur soldiers shot me dead

  • Jingle bombs jingle bombs where r all this virgins vinladen promised me

  • Merry christmas I kill u

  • hohoho thts wat i said hahahee lls luv it

  • lol I KILL YOU!!!! That never gets old!

  • Why cant someone put a fatwah on this douche?

  • @CricketNite -because mebbe they have a sense of humour?-

  • merry christmas infidel

  • az eddigi legjobb amit ĺáttam

  • Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special: Because even morons deserve something to enjoy at Christmas!

  • This is on tonight on Comedy Central 8/9c!

  • The 278 people who disliked this are infidels.

  • Merry Christmas i kill u :P

  • Merry Christmas I KILL U

  • nice tips! hope to find more...

  • shut up i kill u i kill u till your dead STOP TOUCHING ME

  • same jokes as always.... :/ "I took my kid to take your kid to work day"

  • For any Avenged Sevenfold fans watching this, that's Synyster Gates' dad, Brian Haner Sr on the guitar

  • Achmed: Im santa claus damnit! I look just like him. Im jolly :D Merry Christmas I kill you!

    Jeff: Achmed santa goes ho ho ho.

    Achmed: Thats what i said ha ha ha. I kill you till your dead!

  • its a holiday hat

  • the guy playing the guitar, is that dunhams brother?

  • @johncena121294 no its guitar guy but hes not his brother but there realy close friends

  • aikillu!!!

  • Lol xD

  • where are all the virgins Bil Ladin promised me ?

    Lol

  • "WTF IS POLLIOSIS!"

    omg i love that part so much i died from it

  • thumbs up if you watched the controlled chaos/spark of insanity show on comedy central tonight :)

    dude is a beast

  • achmed santa goes ''ho'ho'ho''

    thats what i sadi ''ha'ha'haa''

  • So Achmed your trying to impersonate someone?

    I'm Santa Claus damn it! I look just like him. Im Jolly :D Merry Christmas I Kill You!!!

    haha the best

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  • "merry christmas, i kill you!" haha epic

  • its u.s soldier shot me dead goldstar127 get your lyrics right dammit

  • 0:33 That is the best skit that Achmed ever said! xD

  • Achmed: Merry Christmas I Keel you!

    Jeff: Achmed,Santa goes, ho ho ho.

    Achmed: That's whatI said, ha ha ha.

    ...

    I Keel you till your Dead!!

  • I keel you till your Dead!

  • really people, this isn't about stupid 'heaven' and religion. Listen to me:

    IT IS FOR FUN, idiots. Jeff is joking, jeez shut up.

  • TERRORISM HAS NO RELIGION.

  • i don't even think bin laden ever existed.

    yeah, one more thing- Prophet muhammed said that whoever kills another human being except for defending himself will not see heaven.

    islam prohibits terrorism. So stop targeting muslims.

    TERRORISM HAS NO RELIGION.

  • the chihuahua is not a dog its a fox to be correct.

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  • i'm santa claus ******

    lol

  • achmed said i kill u too 269 people who presses the dislike button!

  • I kill you til you're DEAD!

    Achmed is awesome!

  • achmed is the funniest dead terrorists....well i think he is the only one....but still funny

  • when santa will throw the presents to the houses, Achmed will throw bombs xD

  • Merry christmas i kill you xD

  • I'm jolly! 0_0

  • Hey. u inspired me to be a comedian. in your next video u should mention me in it. make me get dissed by peanut. Make fun of the name collin. Your the best ive seen every show you do

  • i kill you till your DEAD!

    jeff:what are this marks on your arms?

    achmed:your freaking chiwauwa!

  • I got through cheakpoint a but not through cheakpoint b thats when i got shot in the ass by the u.s millitary.

  • /watch?v=iLXsz9waJHc is achmed the dead terrorist in the carribean

  • /watch?v=iLXsz9waJHc

  • man very funny man

  • how do i make notes

  • merry christmas insedel lol

  • the fuking chihuahua :) love it

  • fukin mint

  • ¡sʞɔns ʎɐqǝ

    

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  • "I'm jolly!"

    :D

  • look @ that, osama bin laden came back from the dead lol

  • merry christmas,

    i kill u!!

  • shut up or i kill u hahah lol

  • i kill you till you're dead!

  • @RedSpecial96 That's worse.

  • Omg!!! I Love Acmed! Achmed:It's Achmed! Me:That's What I Said. Achmed:No You Said Acmed. It's Achmed! Ch Ch Ch Ch Ch!!! *Crowd Laughs* Silence!! I Kill You!!

  • y did u take some parts out??

  • awesome

  • line 6 is a very ugly guitar....:D.....but achmed rocks...:D

  • Am I the only one who went to youtube to see any videos of Jeff Dunham cracking a joke to Achmed about Bin Laden dying??

  • II'll tell the world that there are a thousand Osama bin Laden

  • I'll tell the world that there are a thousand Osama bin Laden

  • Group naive write about Osama has intimidated even after his death

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    Wir können wohl davon ausgehen, daß sowohl RAF Mitglieder als deren Opfer benutzt worden sind die BRD zu dem offen totalitären NAZI Staat zu machen die sie heute ist

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  • I wonder if he has insurance for all his puppets or if he has replacements for them?

  • 0:20 hahaha!!!

  • Guitar guy is cute (*_*)

  • I KILL YOU! THATS WHAT I SAID...HO HO HO.OOPS I SPELED A BAD WORD.BUT...I STILL KILL YOU!

  • jeff is commin 2 Bangor maine, and i got tickets, i hope he doesnt stop doing Achmed because of bin laden heh

  • ssrry to intrupt but my name is(Ahmed) iam from Egypt and this name is wrong it is ahmed

  • since bin ladens dead, is achmed gonna be out of work? lmao

  • nice weeweemac thts the best thing ive ever seen -crazy-

  • awsome

    

  • He looks like the Santa claus I went to when I was a kid

  • MERRY XMAS I KILL U LMFAOO

  • Dont laugh at me because Im dead or I KILL YOU!!!! I KILL YOU!!!!

  • lol!! What are all these marks on your arm?

    Your Fricken chihuahua!!!

  • Oh so sorry.....! I downloaded it for FREE from a torrent....so sorry....really! 

  • Hahahahaha this is so funny ::::/ I am Arabic from Saudi Arabia I am of your fans from the Middle East

  • Over there, over there and up there.

  • one of my favarite comedy is Achmed

  • ♪ Jingle Bomb jingle bombs,we blow up ur sea♪ i love that line i made upfrom this XD

  • ♪ Holy Crap I Think I Blew My Foot Off ♪

  • -256 people don't like this?!

    -You racist bastard!!!!

  • I'm santa Claus, damn it. I look just like him! I'm jolly.......! hahahahaha.

    Merry Christmas, I kill you!

  • Look at my ass it says made in china! 

  • marry christmas i kill u...haha

  • What are all these marks on your arm? Your freaking Chihuahua!

  • Nice videos this you tube world just gets bigger every day! When you have time come visit my channel!

  • I have now successfully blended into your society... thanks to this master disguise!

  • @MrMurcilago I'm muslim and I don't hate christians.

  • Why do you hate muslim's????

  • ♪ Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs, ♪

    ♪ Mine blew up, you see, ♪

    ♪ Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me? ♪

    ♪ Oh, Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs, ♪

    ♪ Your soldiers shot me dead, ♪

    ♪ The only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head ♪

  • @Goldstar127  OMG i think it is Osama Bin Laden!!!!

  • @3KASEY3 Well, it is a dead terrorist.

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  • @ACULimoncelli10 no he clearly says "your"

  • merry christmasssssss

  • i took him to take your kid to work day

  • ur freaking Chihuahua

  • He pretty much reminds me of chuky killing is easy LOL!

  • funny as hell

  • thumbs up if you think walter is funny

  • Papa Gates ftw

  • OMG i cried when the guitar guy played that music and the look on Achmed's face he looked pissed lol

    " You racist Bastard!!" hahahahahahahahaha

  • this is funny but some stuff he says is racist

  • this dude is fuckin hillarious I love him so much!!!!!!!!!

    

  • lol i fucking studer typed lol wow

  • 254 people got brought 2 taken 2 take ur kid 2work day lol

  • Funny Stuff!!!!

  • PRIZE

  • Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

  • I'll keel you to death xD

  • 8,296 people quoted from the video

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  • LOL 1:14

    "what are all these marks on your arm?" "your Fricking chuwawa"

  • hahaha at 1:15 he was gona say "you fricking chupa huevos"

    

  • where are all the virgins that venladin promised me?

  • thumbs up if u think that chik @ 1:04 is hottttttttttt.

  • very crazy very crazy  hahahahahahahaahah

  • merry christmas i kill you

  • Hahahaha, I kill u till your dead

  • if u don't know anything about someone how can you judge him a decent book about him can tell you how great he treated all religions,if some Muslim groups or individuals did something wrong they don't represent Islam or prophets they represent just themselves , thanx for reading my comment ...

  • As long as u can't stop death or postpone it just one second & as long as it's not in ur hands to stop ur self from getting older and older every second then u have no right to disregard ALLA or put even his holly name in ur silly and ignoble jokes, &i really wonder where terrorism exist is it only in Muslim world ooohhhhhhh stop lying to ur selfs it's all over the world so stop making fun of ahmad & Mohammad ur not even a a teeny dot in his world of decent manners & mercy , if u don't know

  • XD I Kill you until youre dead

  • HA-HA-HA Merry Christmas I KILL U

  • uıɐƃɐ ʎɐqǝ ɯoɹɟ pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ƃuıʎnq ɹǝʌǝu ɯɐ ı

  • @weeweemac HA....damn ebay