"Don't be a shnook with an uncut cock, see Yeshmin and I'll jack you off... uuhh... I mean... cut, cut you off... not on the road though, that'd be rude... you would, you would probably hurt me quite a lot and get out of your car and spit on my corpse... you evil person... but with the penis thing, I'll do that for you... I've worked on so many cocks these hands are permanently gripping... it is annoying... uhhh.. can't even use a telephone."
you need to goto a restaurant with a hidden cam and do a yeshmin bit.
was i a restaurant today and some crazy chinese lady asked for her fork to be changed 3 times before she was happy with it (1st time because the "teeth" where uneven, then for not being able to see her reflection well enough i suppose)... thats a pretty good start to a good bit.
someone like bill gates should put one of his vids on air for an actual commercial. seriously what fucking better way can he spend the money that is gathering dust that he has
this reminded me of something halarious XD my friend (logan) he was at a basketball tournement and some chick was talking about the job she wants when she gets older and logan thought bj stood for bad job and he thought blow job meant the same thing like (blowing your job lol) and he went up to that chick he NEVER met and said "dont get a blowjob! thats a really bad job.." LOL
"oh god i just shot my self in the di.....somebody call ninety one one"
XodusFX 2 days ago
if u answer yes to these.. or any other question... awesome
jrole4 3 weeks ago in playlist YESHMIN!
we
help
can
you
enemY1990 1 month ago
oh my god i just shot my self in the d*** some one call nintey one one !!! i just crap my pants when i heard that!
Danielleps3 1 month ago
Error: The sign at 0:17 said "Bechin" not (the correct) Blechin. Maybe thats why nobody got a job from you :P
ZacFilmsIndustry 2 months ago
I tried clipping out the coupon, but these crappy scissors couldn't cut through my laptop
KhaosSquirrel9000 2 months ago
LMAO the screen froze at " blow job "
woahitsjaejaexo 3 months ago
call me i need a job
hobbit151 3 months ago
I want some free cottage cheese....
35tSmall 3 months ago
His method of gun-inspecting seems very interesting....
DerliciousSalad 3 months ago
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DerliciousSalad 3 months ago
Lmao i need to call them
DeLeeTiff 3 months ago
0:15 XD
andyynwa94 4 months ago
lol 0:31 $5 blowjob
AssassinCreed2525 4 months ago 20
He didnt kill him self this time ? his therapy must be working
zomb13w4ffl3s 5 months ago
I think your next yeshmin video should be him testing infomercial products
heavymetalboy1 5 months ago
The Irony is that I am smelling burnt toast right now. XD
MarGoLuv 5 months ago
0:37 there's a hole in the hat.
fewguyswin 5 months ago
Were in the basement.
Popcorn3436backup 5 months ago
Comical Genius
Darthrickles 5 months ago
hahahahahaha
parky118 5 months ago
hi hii 5$ blow job that was funny
BrightNight03 6 months ago
You spelled Blechin wrong at 0:20!
HedgehogOutdoors 6 months ago
DID YOU
UNEMPLOYED
SuperSims3Expert 6 months ago
OMG LOL $5 blow job
negima50001 6 months ago
he look soooo slow
negima50001 6 months ago
We're in the BASE-MENT!
Gunsnrosez1987 6 months ago
1:58 mall was spelled maul
GrandeSalvatore96 6 months ago
somebody call 9011 XD
lexusdude1 7 months ago
@lexusdude1 sombody call
91
1
not
90
11
zombieholly911 5 months ago
@zombieholly911 He said 9011....
lexusdude1 5 months ago
5 DOLLARS an hour and then he shows 10 fingers anyone else got that?
dinamitemaster 7 months ago
i like how Blechin is spelled wrong on the sign at 0:19
wildcats520 7 months ago
5$ blow job XD
lolacm! funny as hell
Fawks3443 7 months ago
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susannagutierrez612 7 months ago 13
@gamedominator71 no he said 91-1
over4u121 7 months ago
FALLOUT 3!!!!!!! 1:29
prankmaster21 7 months ago
LMAO!
dfortae 7 months ago
Ohhh God I just shot myself in the di-
TheTr4pt 8 months ago
Did you umployed?
lauraunseen 8 months ago
i love yeshmin.....YESHMIN BEATS ME !!!!!wagagagagagag
shapeshifteraks 8 months ago
Somebody call 91-1
ImGonnorrrhea 8 months ago
5$
Blow
Job
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
TheyCallMehawky 8 months ago
I am new to Yeshmin and I love him!!!! Kollack Kollack too! ;-)
tmg1228 9 months ago
9091
bbycw1 9 months ago
Yeshmin's Professional Circumcision Clinic.
Do it.
"Don't be a shnook with an uncut cock, see Yeshmin and I'll jack you off... uuhh... I mean... cut, cut you off... not on the road though, that'd be rude... you would, you would probably hurt me quite a lot and get out of your car and spit on my corpse... you evil person... but with the penis thing, I'll do that for you... I've worked on so many cocks these hands are permanently gripping... it is annoying... uhhh.. can't even use a telephone."
omglollmao123 9 months ago
"Then we (points to you) can help you (points to himself)."
Man it's the simple shit that makes me piss myself.
omglollmao123 9 months ago
this is my favourite yashman vid
sirkmap 9 months ago
AWWWW... I SOHT MYSELF IN THE DIII
Roleman247 9 months ago
that "please stand by" screen is out of Fallout 3. anyone else notice that?
WoodlandSurvivalPro 10 months ago
haha na this ones no good!
thenaturallyinsane1 10 months ago
0:19 it says yeshmin bechin, i thought he could at least spell his own name right :D
enemY1990 11 months ago
Kollak Kollak is so amazing.
fluffymole0913 11 months ago
every 100 grams of cottage cheese contain 12.5 grams of protein :-)
fr33tim3 11 months ago
I'll call 9011 for you.
yinyangkittykat 11 months ago
I'm doing it for the free freakin' cottage cheese =D
AnimeAspieFanatic 11 months ago
NINETY ONE ONE!!!
JewelAngel 11 months ago
WE
HELP
CAN
YOU!
mikey4656 11 months ago
Call 9011!!!
IntenseDude 11 months ago
190 couldn't call 9011 in time
TheNightwolf43 11 months ago
We're in the BASE-ment!
Repteil151 1 year ago
0:19 Spelling fail ;)
Rillard1 1 year ago
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ROFL at 1:24!!!!
ben10ua101 1 year ago
ROFL at 1:24!!!!
ben10ua101 1 year ago
ROFL. "Somebody call nintey one one!"
TommyDaGreat 1 year ago 38
@onesicmf I think the joke was tht he got the number wrong....if this the Asian girl from two hot girls in the showers husband????
crazichica96 1 year ago
I clicked on the coup-on. I want my cottage cheese, goddammit!
MrTwiky 1 year ago
Gun inspector LOL
Nickii202 1 year ago
this guy reminds me of senor cardgage
qwertyman490 1 year ago
0:42 is the best
ExplosiveIdiots 1 year ago
actually, i do smell burnt toast. My mom burned some in the toaster a little while ago.
Valer4e 1 year ago
this is so funny, if this was a real job service, i would recommend it to people like the shaytards
hursh4 1 year ago
lol $5 blow job
TheWhatEverShow531 1 year ago
LOL
farhmoha 1 year ago
Thumbs up if you Lol'd at 1:24 when he says, "Oh god I just shot myself in the di-"
SadieSmilez6 1 year ago 2
I keep calling 9011 but no one answers!
OneSicMF 1 year ago
@OneSicMF He means 9011 as in nintey, one, one
nintey-one one
91 1
Thatguythenewkid 1 year ago
and gun inspeckter click no this ones no good lmfao
MrAlanfromhell 1 year ago
DID YOU UMPLOYED!
EditingIsAPain 1 year ago
@EditingIsAPain
Well? Did you?
cgmsdh 1 year ago
WE HELP CAN YOU
REX2690 1 year ago
@ZEKEZOERNER hahahaa(:
wazzoo5 1 year ago
I smell burnt toast does that mean you can help me?
9669buzz 1 year ago
sounds like he said free cottage jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizz
mrnoi5545 1 year ago
this wasnt funny at all
Aom567 1 year ago
@Aom567 You.
mrarcanists1 1 year ago
@Aom567 looks like you don't get free cottage cheese
AIphaDog 1 year ago
when ever he says his name i laugh!
wazzoo5 1 year ago
Haha, were in the BASE-MENT
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tyutyuaerwe 1 year ago
188 people forgot to call 9011
ovechkinfan74 1 year ago 3
I love you Yeshmin...
My favs are Yeshmin, then ShaneDawson, and after that there is no point to watching Youtube!
uniqueqt2 1 year ago
SOMEBODY CALL 9011!
ukulelefan86 1 year ago
i swear they put the ads near the time bar so you can accidently click on them
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qazswwers 1 year ago
you're friend always looks sleepy
onexero1 1 year ago
Ohhh gawd I just shot
Myself in the di-
Lmfao
CoRkSkr3w 1 year ago
186 people don't smell the burnt toast.
xUblindx 1 year ago
Aaaah. Makes my day. Haha.
TheWeirdPlant 1 year ago
aaaaaahahahaha. omfg. Still makes me laugh!
PnzrDiv666 1 year ago
yeshmin isso hilarious! WATCHED ALL OF HIS VID MADE ME SHIT ON THE FLOOR! thumbs up if this happened to you... lol
ralph234Kid 1 year ago
WE LOVE OUR CUSTOMER! lol
MostEpicUsernameEvar 1 year ago
lmao gun inspector! "Oh, This one's no good!"
captaindourg 1 year ago 2
The gun inspector job sounds interesting.
vicnedel02 1 year ago
"we're in the BASE-MENT!" always makes me crack up!! <3
rockyhorrorrebel 1 year ago
where uh..did you....are you unemployed?
AbsoluteFallout 1 year ago
Somebody call 90-11 LOL!!
AnThoNyAlcANtArTv 1 year ago
free cottage cheese hell yea i want dat cu-pon
dylankunaikennedy123 1 year ago
someone call 91-1 lol
kieran29700 1 year ago
COTTAGE CCCCCHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D
meaganfarr2 1 year ago 59
you need to goto a restaurant with a hidden cam and do a yeshmin bit.
was i a restaurant today and some crazy chinese lady asked for her fork to be changed 3 times before she was happy with it (1st time because the "teeth" where uneven, then for not being able to see her reflection well enough i suppose)... thats a pretty good start to a good bit.
deathByStupid 1 year ago
$5 blowjob
FLegoFilms 1 year ago
"WE HELP CAN YOU!" lmao
BugKilledTangerine 1 year ago
is that a real 1911?
mrcrazybadaze 1 year ago
1:00 hahaha! "we love our customer"!
scorn256 1 year ago
We're in the base-ment!
bondfool 1 year ago
his sign looks like olive garden's
malevolenceXXXensues 1 year ago
honestly, the gun gag was getting kinda old, until now
supermario863 1 year ago
i love how it says "We Love Our Customer"
scorn256 1 year ago
"$5 Blow Job" rotflmao
billhaley1868 1 year ago
HAHAHA I AGREE WITH SEVENTHHEAVEN FUCKIN HILLARIOUS
VictoryGamingClan 1 year ago
someone like bill gates should put one of his vids on air for an actual commercial. seriously what fucking better way can he spend the money that is gathering dust that he has
BoaVenom18 1 year ago
too funny
SuperFlorp 1 year ago
Best fucking video ive ever seen - I've got no idea how ANYONE could EVER click dislike, even as a joke.
hedonism13 1 year ago
5$
BLOW
JOB
AnimationsInColors 1 year ago 104
@AnimationsInColors *$5
SadieSmilez6 1 year ago
@sqeezilproducts I have given up on simplification...
zenmen55 1 year ago
what if u answered yes to all?
violentJC 1 year ago
@sqeezilproducts evidently...
PfcWatkins09 1 year ago
does anybody else smell burnt toast?
ZezKaiEll777 1 year ago
did you ? umployed ? lmfao
1uzi98suicide5 1 year ago
Amazing.
FlyingOverTr0ut 1 year ago
Did anyone ever call 9011?
WhatsNotToLove2 1 year ago
LOVE THIS! :oD hahahahaha!
artsyfartsyme 1 year ago
$5 Blow Job
20jman20 1 year ago 2
I hate to say it, I do that..."Did you, Are you...Do you need a job?" lol
Luna041406 1 year ago
f5 to skip ads
krishsarox17 1 year ago
@krishsarox17 hahahaha it doesnt work i keep getting this yeshmin blechin ad
shortmotions 1 year ago
@shortmotions lol
krishsarox17 1 year ago
lololol 9011!!!
Randoodle99 1 year ago
someone call ninety one one
moepippy 1 year ago
i could so imagine yeshmin meeting up with asking alexandria
angeldoxie1 1 year ago
lolol
EightYourVtec 1 year ago
I WAS MAKING TOAST WHEN YOU SAID THAT!!! Ooh, I shit myself.
midoking56 1 year ago
@midoking56
lol
EightYourVtec 1 year ago
OK, now is when I miss the ability to rate with stars, because "Thumbs up" is simply not strong enough!
tejaswoman 1 year ago
"We love our customer" XD one customer
MEGAwolfy 1 year ago 4
call 9011. XD be perfect for the message pen hack that kipkay showed in a video.
MEGAwolfy 1 year ago
Oh jolly I sure want that free cottage cheese!
DennChooch 1 year ago
Rofl at 0:27 0:52 and 1:24 XD
DarkMagicianMf 1 year ago
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DarkMagicianMf 1 year ago
oooh Gawd, I just shot my self in the d.... SOME ONE CALL 9011
thepogpo2 1 year ago
So incredibly clever!!!
thomascharlieandrew 1 year ago
I shot my own dikh- please stand by lmao
PhlamingLlama 1 year ago
Cracked up at 1:03 We're in the BASE-MENT! xD
lolzie117 1 year ago
GUN TESTER AHAHAHAH
razamaer 1 year ago
I lol'd at 0:51
gratsk8r 1 year ago
Has someone ever called that number?
bassistbrown 1 year ago
"somebody call ninety-one one!" classic
DarkDan12000 1 year ago
hahahah
Jimbogreenred 1 year ago
I love these!
Giradius 1 year ago
Oh god I just shot myself in the d- *PLEASE STAND BY*
Somebody call 9011 :D XD Cracked me up everytime i watch this which is ALOT XD
SeventhHeaven542 1 year ago 71
@SeventhHeaven542 im pretty sure he meant 91-1. lol not 90-1-1
PfcWatkins09 1 year ago
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pkhamidar2com 1 year ago
@pkhamidar2com you are an idiot
RatmuffOfficial 1 year ago
Pfft! wha- did you- Ae you umemployed? XD
espiogirl 1 year ago
The only people in the world that wouldn't even giggle at this video would be, a person who has seen it a thousand times or a deaf person.
susarkhan123 1 year ago
this reminded me of something halarious XD my friend (logan) he was at a basketball tournement and some chick was talking about the job she wants when she gets older and logan thought bj stood for bad job and he thought blow job meant the same thing like (blowing your job lol) and he went up to that chick he NEVER met and said "dont get a blowjob! thats a really bad job.." LOL
andrew6087 1 year ago
Where has Yeshmin gone off to???
absentmindedprof 1 year ago
0:17 WE HELP CAN YOU!
ZapperBrain 1 year ago
WE LOVE OUR CUSTOMER
xINVISIGOTHx 1 year ago
dog's asshole inspector^^
LOL
ClaudioSL619 1 year ago
185 PEOPLE MISSED LIKE BUTTON!!!!
mikegrung 1 year ago
99 1
Mus1cFAN 1 year ago
LMAO!!! "$5 blow jobs" ahh man thats so hilarious!
AnythingThatGoesShow 1 year ago
Yeshmin is the single greatest character EVA!
GamingLols 1 year ago