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  • ADULT FUN is a damn good free dating site

  • im a single sophomore and i barely understood half of what they were talking about!!! :D *happily clueless*

  • spaghetti sauce... lol!!!

  • omg she is so funny...and right.

  • 3:15 Brett from Viral Video Film School!!

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  • I understand what they meant with "Tinkerbell". Tinkerbell was in love with Peter Pan the eternal boy. He couldn't love anyone in a "grown-up" way.

  • i fell over when she said spaghetti sauce hahaha

  • Are there going to be any new target women? I haven't seen any new ones in FOREVER

  • I really hate that all this "dating advice" that people give always seem to forget that we're all HUMAN BEINGS and that we're all DIFFERENT. It seems so simple, and yet... ugh!

  • Guy: How do you explain your sexual experience in terms of tomatos?

    Sarah: Spaghetti Sauce

  • WHY MEN MARRY BITCHES. LOL amazing.

  • I needed to hear this!

  • @Blingblong20 Friggin hilarious. This young lady is the funniest woman I've ever seen, and she's also much funnier than almost every male comedian out there. (There are a few guys who are funnier than she is, but she's just starting out, so give her time.)

  • It's going to be very sad to be her boyfriend at 6 months. Snip Snip. LOL

  • Great Video! If there was a single answer to dating/finding a guy that book would be as popular as the bible. There is no "secret" but there are things a woman can do to put herself in position to win the dating game

  • Awsome Clip

  • bahahahaa... I laughed so hard @ spaghetti sauce!

  • /watch?v=qq7xucUyp-Q =(

  • xDxDxD. Now seriously, is there such a think as a 'D*ckfighting contest'?

  • I'm not even joking, there was an advertisement for a morman dating site where the lady was a chef (in the kitchen) and the man was a mechanic (at "real" work). I love irony.

    Another great episode, Sarah.

  • funny woman

    im a 10 a 10 a 10 and a 9.9 wich is almost a 10 hilarious

  • I am afraid of women. Might as well admit it as a true weakness. I'm not homosexual, but there are dangerous(real or implied) women that have traumatized me. It's a fear that I have the courage to face, but it's still there.

    I'm especially vulnerable to 'Black Widows'. O_O

  • Well practically none of this applied to me... being homosexual and all lol

    She's awesome X)

  • I think it time for her to lower her standards a bit, ya' think!

  • @K5H13760. Time for you to get a sense of humour, ya think!

  • i dont remember the last time i said to my buddies lets go chill at the steak house

  • yew may need tew chowp owff hees bawwls, hahha

  • This is actually kind of sad. Thank God for Sarah Haskins, otherwise I don't think I could laugh at all this bullshit.

  • I always thought members of the opposite sex are just like real people. Silly, I know.

  • Actually, 9.99̅ is not "like a 10", but it IS ten. This is one of those quirky parts of the mathematical language, but you can prove it in so many different ways. Google for "0.999 is 1" (And yes, I realize this is a silly side-point on a silly comment, I just think it's fascinating enough to.... repeat)

  • spaghetti sauce! Brilliant :D

  • The more this woman talks, the more attractive I find her.

  • Why is it that women who have lots of boyfriends are classified as "dirty sluts" and looked down upon, while men who have lots of girlfriends are classified as "playas"and are respected? Kind of sexist, people.

  • @mouse264 Yea. Sucks how the Victorians influenced us :1/

  • @Joe22c We are talking about people, not keys and locks.

  • @Joe22c I just said that before reading your comment. Now I feel like an ass.

  • @OrganOwner well, you're slut shaming by way of comparing human beings to locks. so yes, you should probably feel bad. arbitrary, antiquated, unrealistic ideas about human sexuality...ew.

  • @mouse264 Because naturally it's hard for a man to get a lady and there are A LOT of do's and don'ts in order to get a lady, much less a lot of them. It's easy for a woman to get multiple guys. Basically, A key that can open multiple different locks is considered a master key, but a lock that can be opened by many different keys is considered a shitty lock.

  • Are all the comments all the way through just spam ads for mail order bride sites?

  • 1:45 - 1:53 gets me EVERY time XD

  • Asian women online now lostlk.info

  • Guys: The first rule in meeting women is to recognize that they are NOT BEAUTIFUL, but interesting to look at and have sex with. They know they are not beautiful, it is you who do not.This is why they wear all that make up, skirts, high heels (to prop up the meat on a pedestal), etc. Women are specious.They want to manipulate your senses, because they have nothing else to offer, but their orifice(s). Women pose. So just talk to her; trust me, she is dying for your attention and to have sex.

  • ahahahahahahahah i love this woman!

  • This is funny=)

  • haha, brett! XD

  • this is making me want to kill my self so i don't have to remember watching it

  • epic xD

  • 2:07 "Tell me more about this foolproof system."

    So deservingly condescending!

  • Its a bit out of our hands-you have to try though, if its not meant to be it wont happen no matter how hard you try, some get a lucky break some dont. You don't need to be good looking or intelligent to get married, just have a look around.

  • I know that whenever I think about potential mates, I rate them and compare them to my personal rating. It's a fool-proof method. I mean, I'm still single, but only because I can't find another person to match my 10.

  • ...The reason guys pester me is BECAUSE I ignore them? Then, how do I get them to leave me alone!? The reason I ignore them is that I DON'T want to pay attention to them. But... to not have to pay attention to them, I have to pay attention to them!? WHAAAT!? What's an introvert to do? *sigh*

  • i will never think of spaghetti sauce the same way..

  • How would you rate your sexual experience in terms of tomatoes? Lol what a question.

  • Society looks down on sluts but they understand manwhores ugh bias shit

  • @beadyslay It's even worse in music, even worse if your an ex ghost writer. I hate stupid rules. The girl at wal-mart can't date a pop star, but a pop star can screw Paris Hilton get it on youtube and get appluaded for it. But if I do him while in my teens, I get nothing but crap from him and his boyband about it. It's like get off the streets and get into Micky D's boybands. lol

  • @beadyslay maybe because its easy as fuck to get sex if you're even a mildy good looking girl yet hard as fuck for most guys

  • @suchafool990 You're not a girl are you? Don't try to pretend like you understand things as if you were standing on this side of the river.

  • @thewickedzirenita I dont need to have a hole between my legs to understand things k thx

  • @suchafool990 Well judging from your last comment you could use that hole between your legs.

  • @thewickedzirenita and judging from that last comment you could also do without that hole in your head LOL

  • @suchafool990 Well that's your opinion and I think we already established it's not one that's worth while. I think most guys can get laid just fine maybe if you weren't such a asshole you'd have better luck on the field.

  • @thewickedzirenita

    I think its hard for women to find A GOOD man that they can fall in love with, yes. But if an average looking woman is horny and all she wants is sex, and she is not afraight to let loose a little, its really easy to get it. Don't pretend its difficult, because that is just bullshit. Yes, men are that easy!! All bisexual men will confirm that its way more easy to hook up with men then with women.

  • ahahahhahahahahahaha cut balls off ahahah

  • ahahahaha

  • As a single person who has never and never will have any interest in dating, I always found it offensive that they actually assume all women think about this stuff.

  • I think brett and sarah are the perfect match

  • k this is a wierd question but i have this girls number i have no clue who she is but she goes to my school and my buddys took my phone and started to prank call her then i caught them and she started talking to me after they did that i told her wat happened so we started to text each other but then she stopped i have no clue y what should i do cause shes beautiful did i just get rejected or what HELP

  • @Prankzter4 yeah, you're probably fucked. she's getting nailed by one of the sports team guys.

  • Want a meaningful relationship based on communication, trust and mutual respect and caring? Become a lesbian.

  • hmm...

  • LOL

  • @palipride47 I totally agree!

  • @palipride47 Surely, you're clever enough to realize that anybody of any gender(s) can form meaningful relationships with another person. Hopefully you also realize that a female same-sex relationship has every bit of potential to be abusive and destructive. Try not to get used to the idea that you're so highly evolved, your rhetoric is just enforcing the same patriarchal bullshit that you're pretending to reject.

  • @jessieleighwinokur umm...it was a joke....

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  • Geez, let's just all be lesbians, please?

  • And you might need to chop his balls off.

    How would you rate your sexual experience in term of tomatoes?

    Brett and Sarah are hands down the funniest ppl ever...:)

  • Sarah, you are my hero XD

  • Find men in man places! Like the men's room! lol

  • Hahaha right before the video played, it showed a Pantene commercial.... irony?

  • I can't wait for Target Women 2010.

    I'm addicted to this woman. She is one of the best damn comedians of ALL TIME.

  • I was just telling my husband that it is ridiculous she doesn't have her own full length show! This is the funniest person on the planet. I am convinced. :D

  • @ZOMGAPOTATO is Sarah still on Infomania or Current? I havent seen her on there the past few months.

  • @baki3626 Supposly she's parted with Current. D:

  • Act like a butterfly think like a bee?

  • Oh dear god i laughed soo hard i was crying and dying...always a good combo

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  • Only if you round up.

  • So? xD Just watch.

  • @alheadbme 1 is the asymptote

  • @ECHOGOLF11

    0.99 repeating and 1 are simply two representations of the same number. This isn't a controversial topic in mathematics. I'm sorry I've had such negative reactions; I wasn't trying to start a debate with my comments.

  • "....spaghetti sauce."

  • I LOOOLED my ass off XD

  • bahahah "spagetti sauce" and then the guy retches hahaha

  • "..spaghetti sauce" lmfao xD

  • "spaghetti sauce" haha, thats classic. she's of the few girls i know who are that funny

  • Lol.  That's funny.

    "...spaghetti sauce..."

  • Finally! Someone tackles those stupid, repulsive, unnecessary "self help" dating books. They make me angry. Ra!

  • NICE

  • yea i know when saturday rolls around i say to my buddies, " hey guys lets go to the steak house and eat steak all night and then see if theres any chicks there." i fuckin hate that chick from the dating show for rich people. she knows nothing about men only how to be a gold digger

  • love the part in sunglasses.

  • I love the spaghetti sauce part, priceless.

  • finally someone reacts to the bullshit we hear and see everyday!good job!

  • lmao! I loveeed it XD Like ur humor alot~ keep it up! got me hooked ;]

  • OMG this is one of the best Targets evar.

  • When u date make sure that u like the person on the inside and outside not just outside cuz then ur screwed. unless ur goin for that

  • spaghetti sauce, haha!!

  • Yeah why does dating have to be a game? Our culture is so manipulation-based.

  • i love sarah's english accent lol

  • hahahahahaha love this

  • When she said "dick fighting contests" I totally lost my shit. Bava.