Frasier You Scratch My Book part 1

[PuppetMask]

Nah shes quite smart. You can write a smart book with plenty of parallels, quotes, metaphors, complicated alagories and all that and the occasion smart person will buy it. Write a stupid book like any of those self help books, or a highly detailed fiction about a slutty girl under twenty and before long it'll show up on Oprah every every moron and their drunk parents will buy it.

[twiwonder]

"She'd better copyright that before some unscrupulous hack steals it!" lol

[Theburn77]

"I would sooner attend a hoedown!"

[rujawa27]

Did anyone notice that Roz left without paying for the book?

[droliverrodrigues]

ho ho mama!!

[droliverrodrigues]

Goodness how did Niles manage to stand for that long???

[lunaeangeful]

o___o Frasier's hair...

[RH98]

Honey writes fluff, but she still reads all the psychiatric journals? I love all the subtle ambiguities they put into this show. Like they lure us into thinking she is a total ninny, but actaully she is plenty smart to gave Frasier a run for his money, she just has a different style... of course Frasier is too wrapped up in his intellectual superiority to see that.

[NIghtRider805]

well your brother just gave me 200 dollars and now hes going to roll me over lol

[Papped1710]

what could you possiby see in ...ho ho momma! XD gotta love niles

[1mnmfan]

Goof: After Roz gets her book signed Frazier says that he wants to pay for the book and get out of there, but when Frazier meets Dr. Honey Snow Roz gets annoyed and leaves, without paying for the book.

[boshradanishyar]

why didnt niles fint loll

[smashbroseph]

"I'm giving myself one now"

[leeloo911]

@smashbroseph Actually, its more of a Heimlich maneuver:D

[TheScaletIbisNW]

"Analyze, she could star in them." It's too bad she didn't hear that one! BEST pick up line EVER!"

[CountMihajlo]

"...the worldly cynicism of Barney the Dinosaur." ...There will NEVER be another show this uproarious. NEVER.

[twiwonder]

What's the episode where Niles is arguing with Daphne, and then he tells Frasier, "Oh, mamma, that was glorious!"

[kingmarck1]

@twiwonder The Focus Group, Season 3.

[RobertGraaf]

@kingmarck1 Wow, it's quite impressive, that you remembered what episode it was, just by that line.. kudos!

[boosh90]

I love it when niles gets all smug

[kingmarck1]

Two people thought it was a big deal! LOL!

[shawkins499]

Breathe, Niles! Breathe! LOL!  He's so cute and utterly in love.

[curvaciousMammi]

Hey huni snow is what's his faces wife

From kiss they have the reality show !!!

[kerron68]

Frasier only got better with time. .. Daphne looks beautiful in this ep!

[NihongoGuy]

@kerron68 Damn, I'll say!

[TriumphT140]

"Honey I think your books are... Oh look the waiter's on fire" - Made my day.

[jddrsiraven]

"What could you possibly see in this HO HO, MOMMA!!"

great line!!!!

[twiwonder]

Daphne's hair looks so lovely in the first episodes.

Niles is such a sweetie!

[jasonito23]

Love how Daphne pronounces books

[fuckoff187]

lol love the way frasier tells daphne to get lost when honey enters the room

[thefungarian]

I wonder if Gene Simmons visited the set when this was being filmed.

[IrinaR7]

Your brother just gave me $200 and now he's going to roll me over. Hahaha.

[one2bucklemyhat]

Two people are entirely too uneducated to understand anything said in this episode of Frasier.

[raerae1281]

Pause at 4:43.. the book in the lower left hand corner has a cover with a woman who looks eerily just like Roz ;)

[MrMallman]

That raffle Niles was promoting is one of those if you enter you hope you don't win . . . . :) And as for Honey Snow, I would 'scratch' anything of hers if she asked. Did anyone noticed her nipples got a bit on the hard side after she hugged Frasier ? . . . . :)

[XxVailetxX]

Why did Daphne say "If you married my father", instead of one of her brothers? Weird.

[jeffeastwood15]

Honey Snow looks nearly identical to all of Kelsey's wives.

[BethGoth15]

@jeffeastwood15 Oh, yeah XD

[RH98]

The expression Frasier makes at 8:48 is incredible :D

[buzzzatho]

Niles grabbed daphne's ass on that hug. Lol

[londongirle3]

Niles looked like he jizzed himself from that kiss from Daphne!

[sologratia1]

Oh look! The waiter's on fire.

Lol. I love how niles said that.

[Pil0t0fTheSt0rm]

"And I'm....wait, don't tell me!"

Hahaha

[longhairfan]

Oh look! Eddie found his inner puppy! 

[minstrel1184]

"I would gladly go but I have my compulsive spending group and I'm hoping to unload the rest of these raffle tickets."

I love it when they used to do those puns with Niles! "I have to get going. I have to get to my multiple personality support group. It takes me forever to fill out the name tags!"

[phix95]

@minstrel1184 I honestly think when they do those types of jokes its a cheap cop out. It's cute at best but not funny. The Frasier writers are better than that. It's an intelligent show...they shouldn't talk down to us.

[Odenkay]

"communications breakdown" lol

[quitelostinlove]

I like how frasier said "eddie has found his inner pup-hey" :p lol

[darney69]

Thats a nice little dividend......"I'll say" hahaha

[gottalovelife79]

"Your brother just gave me $200 and now he's going to roll me over." i literally fell out of my chair laughing

[kingmarck1]

"She better copywrite that before some unscrupulous hack steals it." LOL!!

[NEXTLOVER]

Um, didn't Ross just steal that book?

[gottalovelife79]

@NEXTLOVER yepp

[eldrasill]

This author is basically an emulation of modern-day stephanie meyer.

[TKainZero]

Tall blonde hair women are the best...

Meanwhile, Roz, how dare you steal that book!

[lheinsch1]

@Athurt5041975 It most certainly is Shannon Tweed.

[Dietersaey]

hahaha he gave me 200 dollars and now he is going to roll me over! hilarious :D

[Arthur5041975]

I don't think that's Shannon Tweed.

[Predator887]

cute dog

[rotterdam09]

Daphne's hair looked really nice in this series.

[AprilJuneMae]

Roz just left without paying for that book...

[WestFerrisChick]

Cool its Shannon Tweed!

[Kiwichico]

"Analyse them. She could star in them" :))

[Savatage1975]

"Why not?" HAHAHAHA

[RJL738]

Thanks for having this uplaoded, thanks.

[nyr1994]

"I would sooner attend a Hoe-down"

great come back!

[SnowhitePP333]

"Oh look everyone, Eddie has found his inner puppy!" :-))))

[dmanninja456]

when roz said whats the big deal, it didnt really make sense in that context

[gloomyoutlook]

@cjeb2003

just a bit creepy man

[DocImpossible]

Boy, is it just me or did Daphne get pretty gloomy when this season started?

[puffng]

It seems to be taking a serene, almost Biddhist approach to the race

lol

[queenredspecial]

That's one of my favourite lines. :-)

[tashasteeves]

Roz didn't pay for that book! =D Haha!

[Laurensnl]

Oh look everyone, Eddy has found his inner puppy!

[swansjack08]

I thought Niles was gonna faint after Daphne kissed him.

[gottalovelife79]

@swansjack08 so did i!

[FrasierFanatic1]

@swansjack08 Yeah, same here!

[Downcharge]

"Please its honey"

"It certainly is"

Rofl

[MVB1946]

Thank you for uploading this!

[rickyw1975]

Gene Simmons' live-in Shannon Tweed. She's 5' 11" tall in bare feet.

[queenredspecial]

Honey, I think your books are just... oh look, the waiter's on fire! ;-)

[SERVANTOFSET]

How tall is that woman?

[jusforfunn]

It?!?!?!?