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  • that's my dream car. seriously.

  • This isn't in sweden btw...

  • Like a Boss

  • @ J1I9M7M4Y yeah I do its an old e34 with electrical issues at the molment that people as of late keep hitting parked in the parking lot. Ive rebuilt everthing but the lower end, the rear dif, and it need a new headliner ( drunk friend throwup in it and it got on the headliner) but if you in oklahoma ill sell it to you cheep cause im sick of it.

  • Yeah I got boxed in at school once like that once. Pissed me off cause it was two crapy cars boxing in my m5.

  • @grawmoon Lol.. You don´t have a M5.. Well, maybe a M5 screw.. But not the car..

  • WANKER 

  • actually,its not his foult!!!!

    look at the other 2 cars in here!

    they are just to close parked!

    I would do that if I was on his place

  • If I caught him doing that to my car, I'm definitely going to jail for a 3rd degree murder

  • this is how bumper cars were invented

  • im not parking next to an old volvo

  • No car is more scary too met in the traffic than an old Volvo =)

  • this is a volvo.... dont worry.... it's indestructible : D

  • parktronic???????????

  • Wraparound bumpers FTW!

  • thats what bumpers are for lol

  • Who cares, he's got a Volvo.

  • Omg... is the Volvo ok?

  • Typical everyday parking in Spain, France and Italy..

  • This video makes me think of a T-shirt my dad uses sometimes, it says "I drive a Volvo, FUCK YOU!"

    Swedish pride right there, he prob hated those Brittish and french cars

  • Hey. What are bumpers for? ^^

  • Well, thats what BUMPERS are for...

  • Is this Swedish dukes of hazard?

  • Lol that'll teach them to park so close

  • They are called bumpers for a reason.

  • Don't block a parked Volvo...

  • Sorry but this guy in volvo is 100% idiot.

  • I hope he didn't scratch that nice Volvo doing that!

  • And not a single fuck was given that day..

  • What a wanker. Completely unnecessary.

  • You don´t bump a fucking Jag

  • LIKE A BOSS!

  • typical volvo driver

    this coming from a volvo driver

  • A 35 year old Volvo is about 35 times more of a car than a 35 day old Jaguar.

    I like Britain, but British cars all of Humanity and similar species sure can do without.

  • @scholion that's because jaguar is an indian company now (it's a subsidiary of tata motors), they are assembled in britain but the actual parts aren't made there, there aren't really many british car companies left and the ones that still claim to be british have all went hugely downhill in the past 40 years

  • hahahahahahaah Thats a Real 100% Swedish VOLVO..!! strong

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  • Bumpers*

    

  • You can't blame the driver. The other two cars park too close to him. I would do the same thing with my Volvo 945 if I was in the same situation.

  • @ziggenilsson

    You can TOTALLY blame the driver.... He could have gotten out without fucking up the other two people's car... It's not their fault theres little parking. Shit, I saw a guy bump into the tire of my lifted Jeep in a parking lot,(im assuming since he knew it was lifted and just wanted to see if he'd fit under the bumper), and I went out their and beat that Mexican's ass. That is disrespectful, plain and simple.

  • weld a pice of railroad track in front and move out of town.

  • The car behind you must have been like 10x expensiver that your Volvo, it's a fucking Jaguar<3!!

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  • Mit Schwung geht alles :-)

  • Let me guess, 1 of those cars blocked you in and you didn't know which one it was so you took it out on both of them. What a cunt you are! Even if they both blocked you in, you have no right to damage their property despite what you think. It's people like you who are part of the problem and not the solution. Work hard to get more money and buy a proper car. Just like those people who parked next to you have done. Prick!

  • @goodcat1982 Does the person driving seem to care, you know thats why the Volvo 244 DL has got Real bumpers, and not that painted plastic shit...

  • My first car was Volvo 144 same lookin as this one ....it was TENK ofcorse not race car but in traffic other car respect him in intersection..:) Few times I smesh down trafic sign with those bumpers and nothing happened to bamper........NICE CAR!

  • I'd like that volvo please

  • BUMPERCARS

  • Volvo is a TANK !!!!

  • I did that the other day, pushed some motherfucker out the way who blocked me in.

    DONT JUST SIT THERE, FUCKING MOVE THE CUNT.

  • i would smash every window out of that guys car if i caught him doing that to my car!

  • @type2s13 l2 park then thick cunt

  • @crackerstolemybike thick cunts are AWESOME!!

  • @type2s13

    You fail to realize that this is commonplace and totally accepted in this region.

  • @tartredarrow looks like it, but so is smashing windows out of peoples cars like this in my region.

  • @type2s13 No, I guess you would learn not to park to close to old shit cars like this Volvo!

  • @vonKragh heeyyy!! that's a Volvo your talkin' about. one of the best beaters EVER!! they stand-up to worse than this: women.

  • @type2s13 Hahaha, well they are built of swedish steel! But here in Denmark we say that Volvo's belongs to the fields, while they are tractors! XD

  • @type2s13 Would that make you any better?

  • @pioneerz450 not at all. this would be the point. neutralization of energies, cause love wouldn't work with this fella.

  • @type2s13 Well maybe the other retards could learn how to park in the first place and not lock him in like that. One of those cars deserve it.

  • @type2s13 but you can block someone in how much you want? selfish asshole..

  • haha not a scratch on the Volvo!

  • im sure that was my grandad driving. he always embarrasses me when we go shopping by parking like that !

  • ugliest piece of shit ive ever seen -.-

  • @homer4179 your mom is piece of shit and the ugliest.

  • @EuroDollaProductions damn you are cool :O thats just pathetic

  • @homer4179 so is your mom, don't fuck with volvo

  • @EuroDollaProductions can't i have my own opinions?

  • @homer4179 no =l

  • nice car - by the way

  • Not one single fuck was given that day..

  • Not one single fuck was given that day..

  • Not one single fuck was given that day..

  • Not one single fuck was given that day..

  • not one single fuck was given that day..

  • @dan20v1 well.....I live in Europe. And i don't no where you are talking about, this is not normal...

  • VOLVO ! :D

  • Utter SHIT

  • Ah, good old "bump parking", there's a reason that they leave cars out of gear & with the handbrake off.

  • fucking fucker.

  • That there...is how it should be done

  • I spent 8 months in Europe and I saw this nearly everyday. This is normal over there. The congestion of population and their cars is enormous so when there is what looks like half a parking spot to squeeze your car into, you go for it at any expense.

  • @dan20v1 I've lived in Sweden all of my life and never seen it... But down in France they are pretty careless when parking I've heard...

  • I would kill this asshole!

  • wtf hardcore road trollage

  • I SAW real one ,all 3 new cars,, one was in the middle going out and hitting 2 parked cars ahead and behind, hit them many times all 3 new cars.

  • VOLVO<3 :P

  • jajajaajja!

    

  • maybe he needed to get out of there fast? because of... diarrhoeal???

  • Beautiful Sierra in the end!

  • in paris they where pissed off when i pulled the handbrake after i parked my car

  • I wish an owner of one of the other cars came out and beat the shit into this arrogant fuck one day

  • @hanginghimself what about the fact that these guys parked him into this position. did you ever think he was angry at THOSE ARROGANT FUCKS?

  • @tlothetrice parked them into what position?? If the driver can't get out of that space without hitting the cars either side he shouldn't be driving! What you think that car is a bus??

  • @hanginghimself im trying to think of options! you know, the whole story isn't in one video. and i've been parked into positions like this, where if my car was a shitty volvo, i would do this

  • @tlothetrice You're right I dont know the full story, but I gather he was angry at how close they had parked to his car so did it to prove a point. It is quite clear he was hitting them on purpose. I don't know why he is angry tho, as getting out of that space would just require maybe an extra 10 seconds of care and he could have got out without hitting them. So he is either a shit driver, or, very impatient. Either way he's a twat for doing it!

  • @hanginghimself yeh i can definately agree with that.

  • @hanginghimself maybe if they knew how to park and didnt park to close to his car that wouldnt happen! so fuck those 2 cars!

  • @jorgevicente11 too close?? That's not too close! If he can't get out of that without hitting the other cars he shouldn't be driving!!

  • Ahh ! old GOOD times! u seen those BUMBERS ? a now why those are called BUMBERS ?? there were NO DAMAGE to any of those cars because of the BUMBERS ! try the same with the modern cars, i think youll got to pay your own "bumbers" and the others as well, because they are no more bumbers, they are only plastic shit that cost like gold!

  • @weapea *bumpers

  • @weapea bumpers* lmfao

  • @weapea What is "bumber"?

    

  • sehr geil

    

  • Come on!! Whoever say this car did not have enough space to go out... Does not know how to use a car!! SORRY!!!

    He is an idiot for do that!! (still funny :)

  • I would do the same when 2 idiots blocked me, if i got some nice bumpers like he ^^

  • KUNG!!!

  • he didnt need to hit either car, and youd think seeing how clean his lovly volvo is, he wud be kinder too it

  • Actually, It's fucked up cause those two cars parked, blocking him in.. He probably had to be somewhere and didn't want to be stranded by two cocksuckers who didn't give a shit.

  • typical volvo driver

  • @eatmyturdufuk more like typical luxo barge drivers who parked too close.

  • @Leonidae

    enough room there to get a tanker out...i stand by what i said about volvo drivers.

  • @eatmyturdufuk Okay, post a video of yourself doing so and I might just and just believe you.

  • @Leonidae

    Dont need to post anything..common sense(which isn't that common these days) would allow a decent driver to get out of there using smaller back and forward motions..but because this guy really doesn't give a shit he rams the cars in front and behind..typical volvo driver.

  • @eatmyturdufuk Have you ever been in a situation like that, where you haven't been left with enough space to make it out without bumping? obviously not. and since those two are "nice" cars, they probably were driven by pricks who didn't bother to leave enough distance for the Volvo to get out easily, not to mention that they can afford fixing them. Park like a prick, and oyu will get the treatment you deserve, nuff said. Volvo driver did the right thing.

  • this is 1 of the reasons why cops have to work

  • You need a Ford Pinto xD

  • hahahaha

    

  • he needs a good kicking

  • Ima come in my Rolls and he will explode

  • That's why there is no point of having a new nice car over there. People ar idiots and don't care about other peoples property.Or they are terrible drivers. Take your pick :)

  • Lol @ the ford sierra looking rather smug coz it wasn't parked near the volvo. :|

  • i love volvo 142 <3

  • @BadBullPc That's a 244, but thanks for trying

  • @Pypamid skit också 

  • @BadBullPc thats a volvo 244

  • @puchdakota123 fan då

  • @BadBullPc

    it is a volvo 244 :P

  • yes he knows what he is doing

  • they are called N.Y. love taps.

  • At least there will be no marks on the Volvo's bumpers. I don't know about the others...

  • i feel bad for the guys who parks with handbrake behind him!

  • like a boss!

  • What else are bumpers for? haha

  • he went like a boss

  • you know they didnt mean bumpers that way right ?

  • is this real?

  • they are called "bumpers" for a reason ...

  • @BansheeBLN fuck you and fuck this guy! bumpers cant take abuse like this today, they are made of PLASTIC! they crack with no pressure and cost A LOT to replace, so next time your in town, DONT do this

  • @cb7pwn That's the reason why you should own A FUCKING VOLVO!!111!!!

  • Thats what bumpers are for :D

  • Fuck you Jag! Fuck your Cadillac! I'm a fucking VOLVO!

  • must be french

  • first day behind the wheel? What is to admire?

  • koplak =)))

  • Tipico de los españoles!! hjs d pta!

  • lol thats what bumpers are for ay :))

    Might aswell be used!

  • Don't worry. No Volvo's where damaged in this filming.

  • I would beat him if it were my car.

  • Gotta love its a Cadillac and a Jaguar.. nt exactly the cheapest of cars

  • Now cars bumpers are bad.. with one bump, it will have a dent or a scratch. MOSTLY FOR LOOKS ONLY.... But the old cars, their rubber bumpers are SUPERB IN TERMS OF SAFETY!

  • Good old Volvo bumper bars a sifts a babys bum

  • bumper? he hardly knew her!

  • 31 people have a Jaguar XJ...

  • 31 people have a Jaguar XJ...

  • That guy is idiot. If there is any damage to those cars, he is the one who pays.

  • I'd say they had it coming for parking him in like that. I would have done the same thing.

  • @nallen100 I'd say you are an inconsiderate tw@t who obviously doesn't pay for car repairs or do them yourself either. The guy in the volvo deserves a boot in his ass. You can break the parking pawl in the transmission pushing on it like that.

  • @Nza420 assholes shouldnt have parked him in like that then eh? Lucky they didnt have they're cars towed away. Those guys deserved everything they got. Parking is about the easiest thing you can do in a car, and when inconsiderate dbags fuck that up it really gets on my nerves. Never door checked someone that parked 3 inches away from your drivers door? Or maybe tossed a box a french fries on their roof? This is the same thing

  • @nallen100 Wow, you have a really warped sense of what is right and wrong. The ass in the volvo could have got out of that parking spot by contacting the bumpers gently. It was not necessary to ram into each car over and over. And no, I don't retaliate when stupid people are stupid. That kind of behaviour is for children that know no better.

  • @Nza420 Get the fuck out of here with that holy then though bs. The first couple vids on your profile are of hillbillies doing burnouts, so stfu kid your not impressing anyone.

  • @nallen100 Lol, I never tire of being called a hillbilly. You obviously have no clue, city-slicker.

    Those videos are of me in *MY* cars, which *I* repair *MYSELF*. There are no videos of me ramming into other people's cars. As for calling me a kid.. You didn't notice my age, did you, donnie dumbshit?

  • @Nza420 want a cookie?

  • @nallen100 Wow, i remember that one from third grade! Brilliant, once again!

  • @nallen100 i totally agree with you nallen100. with a old Volvo 240 with those huge bumpers , its no problem pushing those douche bags cars , to get some room for getting out of that parking space :-)

  • @thenicedudejay hahah exactly

  • @nallen100

    You seriously made my day! Next time throw in some extra mayonnaise to that french fries :D But I`m with you on this one...there are those classic parking lot moments where I`m really one twitching eye away from loosing it....and I don`t mean loosing it like cursing, but loosing it like michael douglas in "falling down" does ^^

  • @Phozz4 hahah, falling down = classic

  • an uncivilized idiot.

  • Complimenti all'inciviltà del soggetto!

  • That's no bumper. its what we call here in sweden Snowplowes ( spelling ?)