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  • Technically it should be from somewhere in France, not Germany, as missions were flown from France after the miserable surrender of the French.

  • i dont get it,,,

  • It's funny because they never landed, just dropped stuff on them.

  • I agree about Poland and Wold War 2. But i have to say, i know of many many Polish 'workers' who are bone idle, and just sponge anything they can get. When it comes to caring for elderly people, they know nothing what so ever. Totally heartless, and hopeless.

  • If it came from Poland i'm surprised the Aeroplane didn't crash land..

  • Why making fun of Poland or the UK?! Have you guys forgotten about France during WW2?

    'DHL...delivering white flags from Paris to Berlin since 1940.' ^_^

  • this would be much funnier if it said poland- exporting its citizens to britain since 2004. going with germany doesnt work because number 1) we won and number 2) they did much worse to you . . . . . but decent effort :)

  • @rich19879 who won ? probably should be : number 1) we betray polish people 2) we embezzle enigma succes

  • @kabzikGNIEZNO betray polish people????????

  • co to wlasciwie bylo i co to ma do top gear i vw sirocco ??? jedynie troche obcokrajowcow sie z nas posmialo! wroc do kopania kartofli czlowieku!!!

  • It's difficult to have a sense of humour when your economy is on the verge of collapse, teehee. Cheer up mainlanders, this time 10 years from now you can laugh at British humour again.

  • @blackvapour Says the guy from the country that not even its own citizens are happy to live in, and which has to suck up to the US constantly because the "mainlanders" already gave up all hope for it.

  • I'm English, an I actually see the funny side of it. A bit offensive, but its nothing compared to American stereotypes of us.

  • I'm polish and I live in England for 7 years , i have a big respect for England and when I read these comments I just felt really sad but I'm not getting this to my heart I got use to it XD past the past keep on moving try not to hate but to love :)

  • @8ItsMeAndYou8 pamiętaj, że to ten zasrany kraj zostawił nas na 50 lat fajnego komunizmu, pamiętaj też, że przed pozostawieniem nas nazywali nas "przyjacielami", przy czym przywłaszczali poslkie sukcesy sobie. Zyj i się ciesz, że żyjesz w kraju który nie ma własnego poczucia godności.

  • The world would be much less fun if germans had sense of humor...

  • @Exilninja: i guess you're right.

  • @Exilninja: how ironic i was just watching south park. Its just i hate how people always make fun of me because im german.

  • @Alexeyw27

    I'm British, I've been called a crumpet eating, tea drinking rotten-tooth faggot, but it doesn't bother me. Haters gonna hate.

  • This would seem to prove that they dont have a sense of humour seeing it is about as funny as a burning orphanage.

  • I find this offensive as i am german

  • @Alexeyw27

    It's a real shame that none of you have a sense of humour, in fact, the South Park episode about Germany pretty much summed you people up.

  • ok

  • Contrary to some of the people below me, I actually found this quite funny. Good one.

  • BTW. I really don't think the germans dropped parcels on us XD

  • @cas1994 Pay attention in History class; never know, they may even mention Bletchley Park...

  • Polish have an odd sense of humor then..

  • top gear ad was way better!

  • ahem. the blitz bombers flew from France thank you very much. :)

  • Oh yes killer, nice. Read about No. Polish Fighter Squadron, f**kin prick.

  • We should have left poland to Germany.

  • If u wanna make fun of a country think of Aussies their ancestors are mental prisoners from your place so that means your place is gay and Poland isn't :/

  • Its not just Top Gear that makes fun of Poland, the whole world does!

  • ha ha well said!

  • @killer600000 : Get lost you silly clown. The whole world has admiration and respect for Poland !!!

  • @killer600000 F*cking racist briton...

  • @GimiGlider I don't see anything racist with this fact. Stupid pole

  • @killer600000 stupid brit. Eat your big mac become american

  • @rynnya3 Go eat your sauerkraut, and become German

  • @rynnya3 Fuck of you Commie!

  • @killer600000 Funny thing is that they don't even know what they are making fun of except for their own lack of knowledge of the country and the ppl. There was lots of propoganda from Russia and other countries about Poland and what really happened after the war and I'm sure that's where most ppl's opinions about Poland stems from.

  • @Andr0id23 No, people make fun of Polish people because there dumb, and I have to say Im yet to meet a smart Polish person. All Polish jokes are about how unintelligible they are

  • @killer600000 Well, u must live in some shitty ass ghetto's where everyone's a fucking retard.. cuz here in Canada there are nothin but smart Polaks. It's obv that ur just a hater. Reason being, the Polish ppl are taking all the jobs in ur country cuz none of you do as good of a job as the Polaks.

  • @Andr0id23 What ever dude, Im sick of coming back to this video to answer back to all these dumbass Polaks. Stereotypes are they for a reason

  • @killer600000 yeah polaks are soo dumb.....thats why they cracked the enigma code in WWII that the obviously smarter british couldnt

  • @cas1994 No that was Great Britian that cracked the enigma code i think you'll find. Yet again another thing which poland played a small role in but try and take all the credit!

  • this has all the wit of a punch to the face. a monkey at a typewriter could produce better ideas

  • ok i dont get this Is DHL polish ? cause they made fun of Poland in Top gear

  • Top gear has lots of contrevercies...They cant just deliever offensive statements thinking its funny.They should know that this show is broadcasted almost in every country and such vulgar statement can lead to decreased reputation.

    Top gear, keep on enterataining us.Dont cross your boundries.

  • Co to za gówno? Usuń to, śmieciu.

  • Im from canada yayyy :D so much hate :(

  • @crazyboyxx If they did then the good version of top gear wouldn't even be in America....

  • Say what you will about the Poles, but they do a fucking good job of my car for a fiver

  • Pooland sucks and its inhabitants are fucking retards.

    Dumbest people on fucking earth.

    @bartoszbudz

    Protip: it is better to shut up and let people think youre retarded than to open your mouth and prove you are retarded just like all pollacks.

    Keep posting your drivel you dumbfuck

    Ps your shithole of a country sucks.

  • Too bad the RAF's 303 squadron (made up solely of Polish pilots) destroyed many of these deliveries.

  • one word: fake

  • @KLRider These days Russia is warning us with the increasing nuclear capabilities and even (who's bying it) with the retreat from START 2 because in SW Romania will be an terrestrial Aegis SM-3 base (which i'm ok with it). You guys went beserk during the cuban missle crisis, we were under ocupation for haf a century! Even with 2 oceans and you still weining. Live in Poland or here to understand the real sense of "Balkans-the powder keg of Europe" and then we see if you gonna like the TG jokes.

  • @KLRider So why don't you take offence? Are too numb? You call one day in Pearl Harbour or 9-11 an own soil attack? That's lightweight history compared with centuries of Polish plain sourrounded by Germany and Russia conflicts (needless to say abouth other ancient migrationary conflicts) or for that matther even my Romania with 2000 years of guerrila warfare at the gates of Europe. Let's switch places for a few centuries to see what living in perpetual migrations path eastern Europe means.

  • It's not that it's hilarious funny, but it's clever funny

  • That ain't funny

  • I wonder if Clarkson would still have had job in Top Gear if he had made advertisment like this: ''Volkswagen Scirocco smallest amount of exhaust in its class'' and then we see a group of Jewish kids who are playing in garage.

  • lol. lol and lol. thats really fucking funny. war sucks ect bla bla bla bla bla bla. yes we know. its over. have a bit of fun. its not like its fucking still happening.

  • Sick mother fucker that was not at all funny what's so funny about a plane crashing plane crashes can hundreds of people at once in a painful death that really does not sound funny to me and if you think it's funny you need be put on death row so fuck you it's not funny and who cares if you didnt like top gears advert deal with it if you don't like what's on our tv there are plenty more countries you can go !!!!

  • @nintendoDShow2s

    ''Just to prove that the Polish do have a sense of humour, here's one way we would make a commercial for a parcel delivery company.

    I hope Mr Clarkson (who I am a big fan of) will appreciate it.''

    Read the description before you write anything

  • @taran910 battle of britain? carpet bombing london? 1942?? WWII?

  • Take that, Clarkson! Great response!

  • Im british, i thought this was really funny, we should laugh at ourselves too

  • lol thats actually pretty funny xD

  • haha alright, i'm american with 100% polish heritage and usually i think polish humor is so unfunny i'm actually embarassed by it, but i thought this was hilarious. all you brits should learn to laugh at yourself!

  • @adam1collins haha, it's a shame poland saved britain from getting bombed

  • @wygram Whatever Poland has done for Britain, we still don't give a shit about Poland!

  • @killer600000 yeah, which is why the world hates american and britain the most!

  • @wygram So why does the rest of the world try to be like us? Why do you love coming here so much?

  • @killer600000 wait.. who loves going to england? people only 'try to be like you' in the sense that they want more money and improve their living conditions? don't take it personally, it has nothing to do with you.

  • @wygram Polish seem to love coming to England, at the moment i think theres more Poles in Britain than there is in Poland

  • @killer600000 yeah, which just about sums up my point, and also shows your lack of knowledge about poles

  • @wygram Your right, I have no knowledge of Polish, and to be honest i don't really want any!

  • @killer600000 yeah, i didn't say you have a lack of knowledge of polish, but of poles, so i take it you don't care to understand things in general. your loss.

  • @wygram To bad the world hates Poland

  • @killer600000 Too bad you still can't spell. It's a relief that people with your intelligence level don't like Poland.

  • @wygram I don't see any spelling mistakes, maybe its that you can't read ENGLISH!!!!

  • @killer600000 It's spelled "Too bad" not "To bad." Or maybe you're just ignorant.

  • @wygram Maybe im just glad im not polish

  • @killer600000 I'm also glad you're not Polish because we don't like stupid people (like you) here.... Find yourself a girl, learn "too" spell, graduate high school, get your head out of your ass AND THEN tell me what you (or "world" as you like to call yourself) hate or not. As long as you're typical stupid asshole - no one cares about your opinion. :)

  • @bartoszbudz You obviously care about my opinion or you wouldn't keep replying. I think the little polish boy is getting defensive because the whole world is laughing and joking about how stupid you and everyone in your country is!

  • @killer600000 All I wanted to do was to show how wrong you are. :) I think the little stupid brit is getting offensive because he has no friends and all he can do is express his hate in the Internet, because in the real world he's nothing for people around him. :) Sorry mate, that's a sad true about your life.

  • @bartoszbudz You don't know anything about me or my life. I will just leave you with this, all my friends and everyone i work with can't stand poles, we love people from anywhere else in Europe, but for some reason everyone hates the polish

  • @killer600000 It's not necessary to know somebody to say that he's just an ignorant. Why am I think so? You hate someone and you can't even justify it - it reminds me one guy from Austria, maybe you have heard of him. Hitler, sounds familiar? You say that I don't know anything about your life - so what makes you hate me so much when you don't know anything about mine? And I really don't care about what you say - it's just so sad, that people like you still exist...

  • @killer600000 It's probably because a lot of Polish people still suffer from the fact that Poles saved Britain and the allies, and you stabbed them in the back. But it's nice to hear you're finally getting along with the French.

  • @wygram Really? And here I thought the episode was called "Second _World_ War", not "Axis and Allies against Poland".

    Kudos to Polish cousins, they had big steel ones to stand up to Hitler and Stalin, but we all did our share. Sept for the French, guess they forgot that the objective in a war is to win it. Not loose it.

    Alen,

    Slovenia

  • @killer600000 You can't write in your language correctly. That's soo sad.

  • @mikasziom2 You live in Poland thats even sadder!

  • @killer600000 You live in Big Britain, and that's the most sad thing in the world. Every third person in your stupid country thinks, that milk comes from a bottle. Jesteś zjebany jak paczka gwoździ (you are too stupid to understand this).

  • @mikasziom2 Fucking Polack Retard!

  • @killer600000 Knock yourself out - or just do whatever you do to make yourself feel better about yourself.

  • @killer600000 hahaha what a kid :) kici kici skurwielu :)

  • @Andrzej14414 I feel sorry for anyone who has to live in poland, thats probably why your all trying to come over here right Hahaha,

  • @killer600000 : Life in Poland is fantastic. You lazy, stupid Brit....get to work. You don't have your colonies anymore. Get off your ass and do something !!!

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  • This only proves that polish people don't have a sense of humour

  • The only reason I found it funny was because it was ripping the piss out of London.

  • Fail attempt at humour is fail. Leave the comedy to people who know how to make people laugh, k?

  • @smarkysmark1 Sore British faggot.

  • hehe nice one :L

  • considering DHL was formed in 1969, not particularly funny

  • @HungryGoth lmao nice one! Some of those Polacks are dumb

  • I wanted to see the plane explode. 

  • @AppleMacBookAir2 you do not get it...

  • Not funny.

  • brilliant!

  • the add is good, funny)

  • Brit here, and admittedly that was quite funny.

  • You're an officer in the Polish Army and WWIII has taken hold in Europe. You're there in Warsaw and the Red Army is moving in from the east and the Germans are attacking from the west. Who do you shoot first?

    The Germans of course! Why?

    Business before pleasure.

  • @RomaniaTricolor Damn thats a fucked up thing to say. both of my grandfathers got wounded in WWII and lost their brothers to free their land from fucking germans, but besides that they had to free your unthankful assess from being burned in millions like piece of shit. I am not bias and would accept that soviet GOVERNMENT was a fucked up one, but I dont think it set up CAMPS WITH INTENTIONS TO EXTERMINATE EUROPE'S POPULATION. U IDIOTS SHOULD THANK RUSSIAN VETERANS TILL THE END OF YOUR LIVES !

  • @JohnAntonyFortune Did you lived in Eastern Europe in the last 200 years and especially between '45-'89 to see what the "great russian-soviet liberators" did with this part of the world? Shut the fuck up you son of the locusts! Look at russia-USSR on the map and then Romania, wht the hell you baastards tried to steal more land from us in the WWII? I guess Ribbentrov-Molotov Pakt never existed?

  • @JohnAntonyFortune Between 1917 and 1989 they are 72 years. A human life time. 1 Degree of precession. So Russia should shut the fuck up and only in 2061 (1989+72) should dare to teach lessons of democracy and liberation! Scum of the Earth! Compared with the soviet killings and deportations, nazi Germany was just a "rookie".

  • @JohnAntonyFortune

    Polish constitution, Article 13:

    Political parties and other organizations whose programmes are based upon totalitarian methods and the modes of activity of NAZISM, FASCISM and COMMUNISM, as well as those whose programmes or activities sanction racial or national hatred, the application of violence for the purpose of obtaining power or to influence the State policy, or provide for the secrecy of their own structure or membership, shall be PROHIBITED.

    Respect Poland!

    The End!

  • ok, that was awesome!

  • whats this add got to do wit the VW Scirocco.??

  • The original commercial was making a jab at the Germans, not the Polish.

  • ahahaha! i cant believe WW2 still alive in the Europeans heart :(

  • @juanlmesl

    Well, you are an american. You guys always wake up late...of course the WWII is still alive in the hearts and minds of europeans. Are you gonna forget 9/11 after 65 years? War it's a bitch when it takes place on you own soil, isn't?

  • @RomaniaTricolor 911 was a false flag operation just like the reichstag.

  • @RomaniaTricolor frate, nu inteleg care-i faza cu "bussiness before pleasure"?:)

  • poor germans, nobody will ever forget, lol.

  • Ja pierdole dość że tamta reklama miała znieważyć Niemcy a nie Polskę to jeszcze jakieś głupoty piszecie. My Polacy jesteśmy za dumni, i tylko my się możemy z innych śmiać, ale inni z nas już nie... OPANUJCIE SIĘ LUDZIE !!!!

  • Lufthansa or Luftwaffe would fit better I think. Anyway, good idea.

  • Lol how many poles are in that plane?

  • @iamboredugh i suppoose it depends on what its dilivaring ,c ould be dilivering pipes or gurders not just poles

  • That's quite funny actually, and made in the same spirit as the Scirocco ad. :))

    Although, I believe that Top Gear's ad was intended to mock the Germans not the Polish.

  • Do they realise that germany lost the war.........wars

  • "DHL Express is a division of Deutsche Post providing international express mail services.[1] Originally founded in 1969 to deliver documents between San Francisco and Honolulu, the company expanded its service throughout the world by the late 1970s."

    Dumbass lol. And why would DHL, a express mail service and a division of Deutsche Post drop bombs?

  • haha the Germans bombed the shit of you because you're pussies. Poor granny who got blown up. Get a sense of humor if you dont like it you pussies.

  • @Silvertrine where are you from then?

  • @doctorpressure08 Englandistan

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  • LOL

  • that is the biggest pile of shit ever. you owe me 24 seconds of my life back, you cunt.

  • so were there polish asylum seekers on that plane?

  • No this is terrible. If you REALLY wanted to ruffle his feathers you should have TGV footage entering the Euro tunnel at pace then cut to the Bayeux tapestry and a slogan of " The French, invading the south East UK with speed and efficiency since 1066, better than ANY car!" He loves cars and hates the Frnech double whamy. USE YOUR BRAIN!

  • @NoctisEreptor Not really mate considering we have been kicking french ass. For 1 they are a nation of pussies who can't fight and their country belonged to germany and needed bailing out. Some of u were still on horse back when the germans came rolling in with tanks ffs. Not to mention we took a French Eagle

  • @surfinbird84 We LOST the hundred years war. They invaded in 1066 and evoked the very FIRST book of recorded land owners in the world, in history even. While the yanks were a twinkle in the eyes of the native indians the French were implementing an entire system of taxation! They have a better energy policy and they have a faster transport infrastructure I think you are a typical British idiot, you think this Country is the D's B's but it is not I'm afraid. It just is not!

  • @NoctisEreptor i don't think that at all. If anythin, these days, i'd agree. UK aint half of what it used to be. Its now full of immigrants, crime and benefit scroungers. Our goverment is made up of cowards who don't have the british peoples interests at heart. They fall to their knees if they think they will be accused of racism. Country needs a bloody good make over and fast!

  • @surfinbird84 You don't think we lost the 100 years war? You need to read!

  • @NoctisEreptor you need to read. did i mention the 100 year war in my post u dumbass? no i didnt! i was saying i don't think the UK is d's b's. YOU read again.

  • @surfinbird84 Yes yes I'm sure. I think a jigsaw might be more your "thing".

  • @NoctisEreptor weak. you can't do insults so don't try.

  • @surfinbird84 Yes yes i'm sure.

  • @NoctisEreptor Good comeback.

  • "express deliveries from birlin to london since 1940"

    DHL: Founded in 1969

    EPIC FAIL

  • @wolfyys would Lufthansa have been better? they were founded in 1926

  • @wolfyys nice :)

  • ahah nice 1 

  • So to follow the logic from these response ads, the next polish guy i meet is going to get a punch from me in his face, just because someone from his country made a stupid video?

  • Polish are mostly idiots

  • @deloreansuomesta your right

  • @deloreansuomesta a wyjebać ci ?

  • @deloreansuomesta Allright, like you know any Polish person. How ignorant do you have to be to judge the whole nation by one utterly stupid video, and the fact that some Poles don't have sense of humour. I personally believe that Top Gear scirocco ad was great and funny. And now what? Finnish people are stupid and eat shit, because of this video watch?v=4S-8gF9GFJo . Is that a fair judgement? Don't think so. But on the Internet I can say whatever I want - woohoo!

  • @deloreansuomesta

    wpadnij tu kurwo to zobaczymy

  • @deloreansuomesta

    This year i am comming to england so if you have got balls than say it in my face when i wil be in england.

  • Nice one, but the scirocco ad was far better

  • @guilleory Yeah, but the cost of Top Gear's one is far more than this one ;-)

  • i'm sorry but i dont get it :I

  • @whatsthis1888 Um like DHL is a German company whos is like Feddex "express delivery since 1940 to London" refers to the fact that Germany use to bomb the crap out of London in world war 2

  • kinda fell flat with the poor English translation.

    express delivery from Berlin to London since the 1940... 'S' IS MISSING!

  • Więc bomby które spadały na Polskę w 1939 zrzucano DHLem..??

  • @gutti21 Nie na polske kretynie..

  • @gutti21 Masz problem z mysleniem, zapisz sie moze do jakiejs szkoly albo poradni

  • @PressShopBoy zamknij mordę!! Po HUJ się do mnie odzywasz!!!!

  • no offence but that was a FUCKING bad attempt

  • @alexthepalix ...or a bad fucking attempt. Or a bad attempt fucking?

  • @alexthepalix Oh yeah, it's ok to make an ad about Poland but it's not fair to make another ad which refers to UK? YOu're pathetic

  • LOL both commercials are awesome.

  • omg was that a residential area underneath that plane? Id fucking HATE to live there.

  • oh the great polish humor ...

    -.-